Volume 2 Super teacher Chapter 127 Brother Tianbang, you dare to provoke
Gou Dan's endurance is indeed beyond Xu Moqiu's imagination.
It is estimated that this guy's ancestors are ninjas, and he can be regarded as a perfect inheritor of their fine traditions.
"Hehe, of course, it's just a little joke, Gou Shao is a big man, and he definitely won't bother with an unknown junior like me, right? Come on, drink! What kind of wine are you? No, no, how can you drink this? like a sissy!"
Xu Moqiu glanced at the red wine in Gou Dan's cup, poured it on the ground without saying a word, and then picked up the high liquor next to him, poured him a full glass of "Gollum", and pushed it in front of him: "Come, we are real men, real men are going to be white! I'll do it first, you are free!"
As he spoke, he craned his neck and drank the wine from his cup.
Mom's! This little white face has a lot of wine!
Man, you can't lose face if you lose anything.
Gou Dan gritted his teeth, learning from Xu Moqiu's example, and also took a sullen breath. But this wine is really powerful, a cup of belly, I feel as if my stomach is about to burn, even my throat is hot, the most uncomfortable thing for him is that he just fell and broke two front teeth, and the affected area was stained with this wine, and the pain made his face twitch constantly.
"Oh, brother Niubi, can also dance cheek dance, admire, admire! Just by virtue of this, we have to have another cup!" Xu Moqiu said while filling the cup for Gou Dan diligently.
Lao Tzu is dignified, can you still be drunk by your little white face?
Gou Dan didn't say a word, raised his glass and gritted his teeth, and drank again. This wine is indeed strong enough, and soon Gou Dan felt that the world was spinning, if he hadn't pulled the chair, he would probably have fallen into the black chicken soup in front of him.
"Okay! Force, force! Cow Batch, Cow Batch! It is worthy of Gou Shao, it is really the reincarnation of the wine fairy! Come on, come on, let's have another one!" Xu Moqiu said and filled the wine glass for Gou Dan again.
If you continue to drink like this, I'm afraid I'll have to explain it here. I can't see that this little white face can't do anything else, but the amount of alcohol is amazing. Gou Dan hurriedly glanced at the thin monkey next to him who was busy offering courtesy to the bucktooth girl.
The thin monkey understood, left the bucktooth girl and walked over, glanced at Xu Moqiu, and said with a contemptuous face: "How interesting is it to drink like this? It's too boring and unchallenging." How about we play a new trick?
Xu Moqiu raised his head and looked at the thin monkey with interest: "Oh? ”
The thin monkey poured half of the wine in the cup: "It's very simple, my way of drinking is called blood burning." It is to kindle the wine with fire, and then we drink it while it is burning. If you don't dare, forget it, I've heard that Caidie likes the kind of heroes who have a fearless spirit! I think you may not be a good fit. ”
What a radical method! Will Xu Moqiu be fooled?
The answer is yes.
Lu Caidie is a medical student, so she naturally knows how dangerous it is to do so. After all, alcohol is a flammable substance, and if you pour the burning liquor into your stomach, the consequences will ......
Just as she was about to stop it, she saw Xu Moqiu smile mysteriously at her, and then said to the thin monkey: "If you think you can stand it, let the horse come." I've been in the wine market for decades, and I haven't played any tricks? I'm still afraid of you? It's just a joke! It's not that I'm boasting, the leakage of my mouth can overturn you all!"
"Very good! I want to see if you're really that good! I'll do it first!"
The thin monkey stopped talking nonsense with him, stood up and asked the waiter for 10 glasses, poured half a glass of wine one by one, and then took out a lighter, and swiped it above the wine.
The ruthless man said little, and the thin monkey picked it up
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Without the slightest hesitation, the cup was poured directly into the stomach.
In a moment, the thin monkey only felt that his internal organs were burning and boiling, as if there was a fire snake in his body swimming and scurrying in the tendons, and his stomach was even more spasmodic, and he almost vomited out what he had just drunk. Fortunately, his willpower was quite firm, he endured the discomfort, and deliberately put on a relaxed face.
"Good!"
The applause around him rang out, and the thin monkey swelled like a five-hundred-pound dog, showing off his might, and said to Xu Moqiu with contempt: "It's your turn!"
Seeing that Xu Moqiu seemed to be a little frightened when he looked at the blazing flames, the thin monkey looked even more disdainful: "What? If you are afraid, you will admit defeat! These difficult games are not something that cowards can afford to play! Show me! Let me tell you, what is a real man!"
The thin monkey had the heart to give Xu Moqiu a dismount, and without saying a word, he poured half a cup into his belly, and the warm applause around him came again. The thin monkey is called a proud one, two cups and three cups, three cups and four cups......
After pouring six cups of belly in a row, the thin monkey felt as if he was about to fly into the sky, everyone looked extremely small in his eyes, and he didn't realize that his face had turned the color of pig liver, and then waved to the surrounding classmates with a free and easy face, and pointed at Xu Moqiu with his nostrils facing the sky: "You, it's not ...... Not...... Wow!"
The thin monkey's stomach was extremely uncomfortable, and finally he couldn't hold it back, and opened his mouth and spit in the direction of Xu Moqiu. Of course, this is also done on purpose.
Just now, you knocked Gou Shao into the bucket of swill, and almost killed him. Now it's not too much for me to spit on your head, right? Who made you owe so much?
I have to say that the thin monkey's abacus is very good, but unfortunately he ignores Xu Moqiu's reaction ability, and at the moment when his throat squirms, Xu Moqiu suddenly turned to the side, and his right foot hooked forward intentionally or unintentionally.
Although the resort was opened by Gou Dan and his son, it was impossible not to accept other guests for the sake of his classmates, because it was a weekend, and the business was extremely hot, and even forced two more tables.
Xu Moqiu secretly made a mistake, the thin monkey's body was unstable, and he staggered out, and happened to fall on the back of a bald man at the table behind him, followed by a "wow", a bubble of filth, things fell from the sky, and the bald man washed his head for free.
This sudden change stunned everyone present, the thin monkey just threw himself on the back of the bald man, but his mouth couldn't stop at all, and the red and white kept flowing down his head, down the collar and all the way into the crotch of his pants.
Needless to say, the red is blood, and the white one is ...... It seems to be a fat intestine that has not been digested!
The bald man was stunned for about half a minute, and finally woke up by the stench, slapped the table, stood up suddenly, and took off his vest to his mouth in a hurry to smell it, and the stench almost didn't faint him.
"Ahh
"Slap", the sound was loud, resounding throughout the hall. Half of the thin monkey's face was swollen, and the five finger prints were clearly visible.
The big man was still angry, strode forward, grabbed the thin monkey's collar with one hand, and fanned the thin monkey's face with the other hand, and soon the thin monkey had a blue nose and swollen face, and the corners of his mouth and nostrils were "gurgling" like a crab.
This is not the end, the big man jumped up, like stepping on a trampoline, jumping directly on the thin monkey, stepping on the thin monkey and screaming like a pig.
While stepping on it, he also said: "Mahler,, even you dare to mess with your heavenly stick brother? I think you're impatient, aren't you......?" Are you eating? Smoke labor and management to death! If I don't beat you to death today, I won't be messing around in Yuejiang!"
Why is this sound so familiar?
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Xu Moqiu fixed his eyes and looked at it, and he was happy! Isn't the big man who beats people the big bald brother who was beaten to death by Qin Mengyan and blackmailed a barbecue?
As Gou Dan's number one little brother, Thin Monkey was beaten like a dog, and his face was naturally dull. Besides, if he continues to fight like this, the thin monkey will be crippled if he doesn't die! At that moment, he hurriedly got up on the chair and persuaded: "Big brother, let's stop in moderation! My brother didn't mean to ...... it."
Tianbang frowned, glared and shouted: "You are stepping on a horse to tease labor and management, aren't you? Sitting so far away, he still ran over and spit on your father and me, and said that he didn't mean it? Come, you come and smell it yourself! What does this animal eat? The vomit is more stinky than stool! You climb for labor and management! No one can come today, and labor and management have to kill this hair!"
At this moment, the heavenly stick is bare-chested, covered with tattoos, and has a few slender scars, and at a glance, you can see that it is not a good stubble. In addition, there were a few big men at that table who had already stood up and looked at this side with fierce eyes.
Gou Dan was originally a guy who bullied the weak and was afraid of the hard, and when he saw this battle, he instantly went down, so he had to bite the bullet and make compromises: "Big brother, we have something to discuss, you can't solve the problem if you beat people like this, and besides, if someone is broken, it won't do you any good! And he really didn't mean it...... He was about to vomit him, but he didn't stand still......"
Gou Dan pointed his finger at Xu Moqiu when he spoke, it was because of this little white face that the thin monkey was beaten half to death, of course he would not let go of this good opportunity to pull Xu Moqiu into the water.
The thin monkey also hurriedly got up and kept begging for mercy: "Yes, yes, big guy, you can spare me! It's all because he ......."
"Good boy, so you have a share...... Mom, ...... today" Tianbang looked at Xu Moqiu, and wanted to say two cruel words, but when he saw Xu Moqiu's face, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he hurriedly stretched out his head to look around, and he knew that he was looking for Qin Mengyan's trace without thinking about it.
The next to him had sharp eyes, immediately got up, and stabbed Brother Tianbang's armpit: "Brother Tianbang, isn't this your old uncle?
your grandmother's old uncle! Lao Tzu just said so casually, are you still serious? Tianbang was so angry that he was going to die, but he couldn't refute it, and continued to look for Qin Mengyan's figure, this little white face is not terrible, what is terrible is the fierce woman who can deform people with one punch.
Old uncle?
When did he become the old uncle of this birdman again?
Xu Moqiu stood up, nodded at the, and looked at the heavenly stick: "You also come here to eat?"
The said respectfully: "Yes, old uncle, Brother Tianbang took us here to be chic." ”
After a pause, he asked, "That, didn't the old aunt come today?"
Old aunt, naturally it's Qin Mengyan. Xu Moqiu wanted to know what kind of expression she would have on her face when she knew that she had such an identity.
Xu Moqiu thought about it and said casually: "Oh, your old aunt will come in a while." But she's not been in a good temper these two days......"
Hearing this, Tianbang's eyelids jumped, and he suddenly had an urge to run away immediately, but he heard Xu Moqiu continue: "But everyone is their own person, and with me, she can't be angry with you juniors, right?"
Tianbang nodded hurriedly: "That's, we are all reasonable people." ”
Xu Moqiu is covered by Qin Mengyan's violent shrew behind her, and the heavenly stick naturally can't be provoked. But can't he afford to mess with the skinny monkey? That kid looks like a soft egg! And everything started by him, and if he doesn't beat him, he won't go to heaven?
Thinking of this, Tianbang twisted his neck, clenched his fists "gurgling", and looked at the thin monkey with a cruel smile, as if he was ready to vent all the grievances during this time on his small body.
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