Chapter 15 Interview Jokes

"Ninety, ninety-one........."

Just when Ziqiao was about to complete the 100 mark with some "difficulty", Zhang Wei's voice suddenly came out from outside.

"Yo, Ziqiao, what are you doing here, exercising. ”

Seeing this, Lin Fang hurriedly glanced at him frantically, but this thing didn't seem to understand.

"Xiaofang, what's wrong with you, are your eyes in the sand, come and I'll blow it for you, I've been blowing sand professionally for 100 years. ”

Zhang Wei walked in as he spoke, and happened to walk to Ziqiao doing push-ups, and the atmosphere was slightly embarrassed............

"What are you doing, if you don't come sooner or later, come at this time, hurry up and say something. ”

Looking at Zhang Wei, who was panicked, Lu Ziqiao said a little angrily.

"Didn't I come to see you for nothing, who would have thought you were interviewing. ”

"Aren't you busy with your law firm, why are you idle now? ”

"Don't say after the curry sauce comes. It's a lot easier for me, she's really capable. ”

Hearing this, Zhang Wei touched his head and said a little proudly.

Lu Ziqiao glanced at Zhang Wei, and then said with some disdain.

"Then you were so disgusted with people before. Wages are also paid only to the minimum per capita standard. ”

"Isn't this still for saving, the law firm has just opened, and the expenses are already very large, and when the income gradually increases, I am raising her salary. ”

After hearing Ziqiao's words, Zhang Wei scratched his head and said with a somewhat embarrassed smile.

Hearing this, Lu Ziqiao glanced at Zhang Wei and said slowly.

"Your biggest expense is the signboard that has nine dollars and nine free shipping on a certain treasure, in addition to this, you even have a law firm in the studio of Guan Gu, what else do you spend. ”

"Okay, Ziqiao, don't talk about it, let's get an interview quickly. ”

Seeing that Ziqiao was only concerned about talking to Zhang Wei and delaying her business, Meijia hurriedly urged, joking that she had paid the membership fee, which was a big expense for every minute of delay.

"Okay, right away. ”

Ziqiao reacted after hearing Meijia's reminder, and pressed his finger on the phone again.

"A new round of interview challenges is coming in three minutes, are you ready?"

Looking at the knight on the mobile phone who was holding a giant sword and chopping the mushrooms under his feet, Lin Fang's face darkened slightly, how did he think about it, the picture quality of this interview software was like that kind of copycat version of the game.

"Wait, the position of Ziqiao interview is public relations, I went to the Internet to search for it in advance. Generally, the interviewer's question is to see if he can remember other people's faces, and when Ziqiao answers the question, we will prompt him on the side. ”

The three of them sat on Ziqiao's side, and Chen Meijia lowered her voice and said quickly.

"No problem. ”

Zhang Wei and Lin Fang both expressed their understanding.

It didn't take long for a magnetic voice to come out of the phone.

"Hello Mr. Lu, I am your interviewer today. ”

"Hello. ”

Hello to each other. The interviewer continued: "Mr. Lu has limited time, so I will go straight to the point and say, you are applying for a public relations position in our company, do you know anything about the public relations position?" ”

After hearing the interviewer's words, just as Lin Fang was about to check the information on the Internet, Lu Ziqiao's face was happy, and then he said with a big grin, seeing Lu Ziqiao speak, Lin Fang couldn't help but have a bad premonition in his heart, and sure enough, the next moment

"It's simple, I know, PR is all about pimping for the company. ”

Hearing Lu Ziqiao's answer, the corners of everyone's eyes jumped, what kind of answer is this, you are so violent, does your mother know?

The interviewer was also shocked by Lu Ziqiao's answer, and said for a long time, and said with a somewhat unnatural face: "Although Mr. Lu's answer is not embellished, it is almost to the essence, public relations is a science and art of social organizations in order to survive and develop, through communication and communication, shape the image, balance interests, coordinate relations, optimize the social psychological environment, and influence the public." ”

After giving Lu Ziqiao a bit of public relations knowledge, the interviewer paused, and then said: "Public relations is more important, and you must know how to "recognize people", so I want to ask, Mr. Lu has confidence in this skill. ”

"This one. ”

After pondering for less than five seconds, Lu Ziqiao nodded confidently: "I don't dare to say anything else, but in terms of looking at people, it is simply a walking version of the computer face recognizer, I can remember even the people who have passed by me since I was five years old." ”

"Why didn't I know that Ziqiao still had such a skill. ”

Zhang Wei, who was on Ziqiao's side, raised his eyebrows slightly, lowered his voice, and asked with a little curiosity.

"Cut, who wouldn't brag, you forgot, Lu Ziqiao claimed to have the memory of a fish, and you don't know it, when you didn't marry me before, you couldn't even remember the appearance of his girlfriend who only broke up two months ago. ”

Meijia pursed her lips with some disdain and whispered.

After hearing the conversation between the two, Lin Fang's face couldn't help but flash black lines, why did he always feel that the next interview would not go as they had planned before.

Next, the interviewer first took out a lot of photos in his hand, and then there was an introduction to the person in the photo, and after briefly letting Lu Ziqiao glance at it, he shuffled the photo and took out the photo without introduction.

"Mr. Lu, may I ask who this person is. ”

"This man is ......"

Lu Ziqiao glanced at it, but his brain was dizzy, and he couldn't answer.

Lin Fang on the side glanced at it, but his eyes lit up, he knew that this star was Thomson of the United States.

So he quickly wanted to write his name to Ziqiao on the note, but when he wrote it, he found that the pen was out of ink.

Just when everyone was a little anxious, Lin Fang suddenly had an idea in his heart, comparing lip shapes.

Just do it, Lin Fang looked at Lu Ziqiao on the side, and compared the mouth shape of Thomson's words, but Lu Ziqiao has not received professional oral training after all, and after watching it several times in a row, he didn't understand it.

"Mr. Lu, please don't waste each other's time, there are still three seconds left, if you don't speak again, I will treat it as your abstention. ”

The interviewer's urging made Lu Ziqiao's heart even more anxious, he simply ignored the thirty-seven twenty-one, and blurted out: "Thomson." ”

The crowd is overwhelmed............

Looking at the uncertain look on the interviewer's face for a long time, Lu Ziqiao asked with some uncertainty: "Did I answer correctly?" ”

"Mr. Lu, I'm sorry, we don't need to sell machine guns here. ”

After the interviewer finished coldly, the screen suddenly went out.