"What??! you want to come part-time too??!

In the 3602 living room, I looked at the six people with bad intentions in front of me, and my feelings were a little complicated.

"Xiao Fan~ The important task of calculating the rent ~ must be handed over to an excellent man who is responsible and familiar with the situation!"

Teacher Zeng sat on my right, putting his arm around my shoulder, his eyebrows full of ambiguity.

Well...... It's disgusting......

Teacher Zeng...... Don't you have a job...... And you have to sleep during the day, so you don't have time to settle accounts. ”

How can the part-time job I specially arranged for you be snatched away by you!

"I don't sleep all the time during the day~ And I'm good at math! I think I was one of the best students in college back then! Who dares not to shout Brother Xian when he sees me!"

Teacher Zeng began to brag about it again, saying that since you are such a scholar, it is too sad to mix it now! Knowledge has not become your strength, but has become a can of poisoned milk powder!

"Hey, Zeng Xiaoxian, you don't talk about your academic qualifications! Do your double master's degrees, one in philosophy and the other in history, have anything to do with settling accounts? Do you want to talk about materialism and idealism in the face of those numbers or study the historical changes in settling accounts?"

Sister Yifei sat on the sofa next to Teacher Zeng, supported her chin with one hand, raised her eyebrows and began to dismantle Teacher Zeng's table.

"I want you to take care of it! Whoever goes to college doesn't need to learn some math! I think my math level is more than enough to cope with the accounts of this community!"

"Then let me ask you~ How many households are there just now?"

Sister Yifei mocked mercilessly.

"Huh!?Who do you look down on!...... Eight hundred households!"

Damn!?Teacher Zeng, you really forgot??

"After the front foot is finished, you forget the back foot, just your memory or peace of mind to go to your late-night show to be embarrassed, if you want me to say, let's not spend it here, I think this part-time candidate has already been decided~"

Sister Yifei waved her hand, leaned back on the sofa, and pointed to herself.

"As the most suitable person for this part-time job, I am very honored ~ On carefulness ~ On ability ~ On efficiency ~ Don't choose who I choose ~ This is exactly what everyone expects ~ Providence ~"

"Sister Yifei...... Don't join in the fun...... You still have a job at school, and if it's your turn to settle accounts, the school has an event, are you too busy......"

I'll beg you! Give Dali a chance!

"Didn't you say it all!It's just to settle the accounts, sort out the tables, and I'll do it in minutes!Okay~ Then it's such a happy decision!"

Yifei is actually about to make a decision! Who is the one who is here to recruit people!

"Wait a minute!!! How can you make such a reckless decision, old lady! According to what you say, I am more suitable than you! I have been at home longer than you, the computer configuration is better than yours, the program application is better than yours, and my education is still imported! This part-time job should belong to me! I can do office software!"

Zhanbo raised his hand in protest!

"Adults talk, children don't interject!!"

"I've grown up!!"

"Huh??"

Yifei glared at Zhanbo murderously.

"Okay...... Maybe it's still almost ......."

Saving his life, Zhanbo retreated.

"Wait a minute!!If it's by age!I'm about the same age as Yifei, I can too!!"

Chen Meijia held a lollipop in her mouth, and thought about it carefully~ It seems that she has a big chance of winning!

"What is three times eight?"

Yifei smiled slightly, if Meijia can settle accounts one day, I would rather believe that Zeng Xiaoxian can get married!

"Ah...... 38...... 38...... Women's Day!!"

The things that Mika felt would never be enough were money and her fingers.

"Ok, next~"

Meijia didn't give Yifei a sense of crisis at all, and she looked at Guan Gu opposite with high morale.

"I ...... Can I first ask why paper-cutting is so expensive!"

More than 8,000 yuan of paper-cutting! It's still every month?? shouldn't it be yen??

"Guan Gu, we're not talking about paper-cutting, it's a part-time job~"

Wan Yu kindly reminded Guan Gu that he would learn to live until he was old.

"Wan Yu~ Don't you also want to compete~ Tell me what you think~"

Yifei looked at it, Wan Yu's competitiveness was still a little bit.

Wan Yu nodded, and took out a piece of scratch paper from her pocket.

"Ahem~Dear Leader~Hello~ I'm Lin Wanyu, a job seeker who came to apply, I like to eat desserts and drink juice, and I also like——"

"Talking about the ...... point"

The crowd spoke in unison......

Although not an interviewer, we all agree that no interviewer cares about a candidate's tastes.

"Focus...... It's so hard to find a job!!I really need this job!!!"

Wan Yu instantly became depressed, she had been away from home for so long, and if she didn't make any money, she would really starve to death!

Why is it so hard to find a job?

I looked around helplessly, everyone wanted to catch this big pie in the sky, who didn't want the money they picked up for nothing......!

Dali sat on my left side with a blank face, his eyes fixed on Teacher Zeng.

It's the first time I've seen such an inauthentic one!

"Vigorously...... There's nothing you want to say?"

You show off your strengths! Otherwise, how can I help you get on top!!

"......What do you want to say?

Dali came back to his senses and shook his head.

"I always feel very weird, this kind of easy work is the opposite of extremely high salary, according to the normal situation, it is either used to cheat people's empty checks, or it is a leather bag company that harms people, Li Fan...... Are you sure the source of information for this part-time job is reliable......"

Reliable! Too reliable! The source is right in front of you, fool!

"That'...... So what's the case...... To be fair, let's speak from strength!"

Now that this is the case, what else can I do...... Competition for posts......

"Strength, no problem!"

Yifei's knuckles clicked.

"No...... Not this strength...... Here we go - the exam!"

As soon as I heard that there was an exam, my vigorous and flat eyes suddenly became hot!

That's the rhythm!

It is impossible to resist the exam with great force!

I knew it!

"That's it~ Everyone of us present came up with a question about accounting, and then everyone chose freely in order, and the selected person put forward his own question, if the answer is successful, add one point, and deduct one point for failure to answer, and who has more points in the end, then who is the most suitable person for this part-time job, how about it, do you understand. ”

I made up a temporary rule, I hope you can understand!

Everyone nodded.

"Let's start with ...... Let's start Sekiya!"

"Oh, me, I'm ...... Teacher Zeng should be weaker!"

Sekiya smiled.

？？？

"What the hell?!Sekiya!I don't like to hear what you say!!You're going to pay for it!!"

Teacher Zeng raised his eyebrows, the last person who provoked Brother Xian, the grave ...... Well, when I didn't say it, Yifei is still alive.

One day, I, Yifei, and Meijia went to eat noodles. A bowl of noodles is 10 yuan, a total of 30 yuan. The boss said that three people would eat together and give you a discount, 25 would be enough, so he asked Guan Gu to find 5 yuan. Who knew that Guan Gu was greedy, so he only found 1 yuan per person and took 2 yuan himself. That one person spent 9 yuan, and the three of them spent a total of 27 yuan, plus 2 yuan that Guan Gu embezzled, a total of 29 yuan, and asked where the yuan went?"

"Nani, why should I steal your money!?"

Guan Gu is an honest child, and this topic is obviously slandering himself!!

"Less nonsense! Please answer head-on! Greedy waiter Sekiya!"

Teacher Zeng didn't give him a chance at all, and actually started the countdown!

"I ...... $2 ...... One ...... $9 ...... Twenty-seven...... Wait a minute! What does it mean to find five dollars!?Did you lose five dollars??

It's not that Guan Gu can't figure it out, Guan Gu can't understand the question, and he can't understand the Chinese question!

"Guan Gu, give up~ You don't even know what it means to find money, what kind of account is you~"

Mr. Zeng's smile is super obscene, and he is better than in language!

"I don't blame me! I'm not Chinese! How do I know why you lose money so easily when you eat noodles!"

"Teacher Zeng, announce the correct answer, don't be embarrassed by Guan Gu. ”

As a referee, I am aggrieved for Guan Gu, and Mr. Zeng's tactics are completely at the level of language!

"Ha~ The correct answer is...... I don't know~ I just don't think it's hard because I can't do it......"

？？？

After a long time, you won't be able to solve the problem!

"According to the meaning of the equation, the equation of 10-1=9 is meaningful, the initial price - the actual discount = the final unit price; 3x9=27 is also meaningful, the number of people × the final unit price = the amount of money actually paid; but the formula of 27 + 2 = 29 is meaningless, Guan Gu's 2 yuan of private swallowing comes from 27 yuan, because of private swallowing, the total price of only 25 was originally paid but 2 yuan was overpaid, so 27 has included 2 yuan of private swallowing, 27 + 2 is equivalent to Guan Gu privately swallowed twice, which belongs to making something out of nothing, so 27+2. This equation is illogical. Therefore, 27-2 = 25 makes sense, and the amount paid - the amount embezzled = the amount of money that the boss takes. ”

Vigor's eyes are shining, and the correct answer is reported in a clear manner!

"Swallow!?Why swallow!?banknotes or coins!!"

Guan Gu was stunned again, what are you doing swallowing money?? I'm not an ATM!

"It doesn't matter, next, Brother Zhanbo, come here. ”

I pointed to Zhanbo, who was eager to try.

"It's my turn! I'll choose...... I'll choose Sekiya!"

"It's time for me to ask......, yes! Oh! That's right! Just find a positive integer, if it's an odd number, multiply it by 3 and add 1, if it's an even number, divide it by two, please keep doing it, what is the final result~"

Guan Gu is very confident, there is absolutely no question in this question-

"It's 1. ”

Zhanbo came as soon as he opened his mouth.

......

Guan Gu seemed to be petrified......

"Nani?? how do you know?? this is the title I saw in our RB book!!"

"Guan Gu ~ Don't underestimate my family Zhan Bo ~ Zhan Bo started to memorize pi at the age of 3, began to learn calculus at the age of 8, junior high school and high school combined only 3 years, was sent to Tsinghua University, and later won a full scholarship and was sent to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology for further study The genius boy of our family~"

Yifei touched his brother's head, it's okay~ I didn't embarrass your sister~

"This problem is called the hail conjecture, also known as the Kakutani conjecture, and Shizuo Kakutani is a famous mathematician of RB, and it is not unusual for you to see this in the book. According to RB and American mathematicians, all positive integers less than 7×10^11 conform to this law. It started as a game played in American universities in the mid-70s, and Mr. Kakutani spread it to RB and China, so Zhanbo has an advantage in terms of geographical location!"

"I don't know any of that! How do you know!"

Sekiya has completely shut himself up......

"I read Mr. Kakutani's fixed point theorem, and I learned a little bit about it...... Seki Valley ...... What are you going to do......

"I'm going to ...... Seppuku suicide ......"