"Come on, I'll listen to you. ”

Cao Xiuyan hugged his arms, looked down, and looked at Xu Shen with a scrutinizing look.

Xu Shen quickly sorted out the language and began his own performance:

"Words ...... Treasure"

As soon as these two words came out, Cao Xiuyan interrupted him:

"You are going to climb for you. If you call me Yanbao, I will call you Shenbao. ”

Xu Shen was instantly embarrassed.

He reined in his impropriety and returned to seriousness: "Here's the thing...... Chi Qian called me just now and asked me what happened to Xiuyan, and kept calling him, but he just didn't answer. I had just come out of the dorm room, and I knew you were alone in the dorm. I thought that if you were alone in the dormitory, there should be no emergency, and then I replied tentatively, he was in the dormitory, alone in the dormitory.

Who would have thought that Chi Qian heard this sentence and replied meaningfully, oh...... He's in the dormitory, and he's still alone. I immediately panicked, and hurriedly asked her, what happened to Xiuyan, didn't she stay alone in the bedroom. And then guess how she got back to me. ”

Xu Shen sold it.

Cao Xiuyan said impatiently: "Hurry up, don't grind." ”

Xu Shen said: "She told me to inform Xiaotao and Bin Bin not to go back to the dormitory for the time being." She's going to find you in the dormitory. I realized I was acted. ”

This can also be done?

Cao Xiuyan's brain was down for a second.

In other words, Chi Qian wanted to come over to find herself, but she bypassed herself, heard her news from the side, and then slipped over.

Maybe you just want to see the stunned look on your face when you open the door?

Where did you learn this......

"If that's the case, I'm not to blame you for that. It's not that you're too incompetent, it's that the enemy is too cunning. Next time, if you encounter this situation again, don't tell her the truth first, take the opportunity to hang up the phone, and then call me. It's called ...... Confessions. ”

Cao Xiuyan once again instructed a wave of Xu Shen.

"Never go it alone, you have to discuss everything with your teammates. This is the right way to open the wingman. ”

Cao Xiuyan finally made a technical summary.

Xu Shen suddenly realized.

"By the way, Xiuyan, what are your arrangements for the summer vacation, do you want to stay in school or go home?"

Xu Shen handed another one and lit it for him.

"Stay here," Cao Xiuyan said, "stay here and write a paper with Teacher Liu." Maybe go back for a few days, but it shouldn't be too long. ”

Xu Shen sighed and nodded: "Then do you want to live in the dormitory, or go out to live?"

"I've got a house. Cao Xiuyan replied lightly.

Xu Shen gave another thumbs up: "Then you are a real cow." ”

Cao Xiuyan snorted, and said in a weird manner: "Shenbao, don't worship me." ”

What the hell am I ......

Xu Shen listened and wanted to hit someone.

You don't want me to call you Yanbao, and then you call me Shenbao yourself?

Yanbao sounds normal, the name Shenbao ......

Don't you think it's a bit of an aphrodisiac?

Xu Shen was not to be outdone: "Yanbao is good if you like it." ”

Cao Xiuyan sighed and ignored him.

But Xu Shen came over by himself again: "What's inside...... Brother Yan, there is something I want to ask you for advice. ”

Cao Xiuyan glanced at him and said, "Now start begging me?"

Xu Shen hehe, took out his mobile phone and showed him:

"That's right...... I've met a lot of young ladies lately, but I don't know that these young ladies don't pay much attention to me. Look at what I said, what's wrong, no. ”

Didn't you teach him how to talk to girls last time?

Cao Xiuyan took his mobile phone and looked at the chat records between him and several little girls.

There's nothing wrong with the human design.

Judging from the records of Xu Shen's chats with these girls, Xu Shen has created a relatively sunny and outgoing image of a refreshing boy, and several details of life with more bonus points are also thrown better.

For example, when they chatted at about nine o'clock in the evening, the two of them were in a better mood, and Xu Shen would throw a sentence I will go wash my clothes first~

Then the girl will ask about the laundry at night.

Xu Shenhui said that he had just gone to play for a while, and his clothes were covered with sweat. Dirty laundry will smell bad if you don't wash it.

This sentence conveys two messages:

Number one, I love playing.

Second, I prefer to be clean.

Love sports and love cleanliness are more important items in dating girls.

Yes, little brother, you don't have any problems handling it.

What's the problem?

Cao Xiuyan looked at these chat records repeatedly, and felt that there was no problem.

He clicked on Xu Shen's circle of friends again......

The case has been solved.

This sand sculpture has collapsed.

Cao Xiuyan pointed to his circle of friends, hating iron but not steel:

"See for yourself, what are you posting? Takeaway red envelopes, some of the messages forwarded by the college's official account are not worthy of text. What else is the Alliance Leader skin...... Is there a serious thing?"

Xu Shen was stupid and asked without giving up:

"What is the relationship between the circle of friends and people?"

Cao Xiuyan scolded: "Are you brain-dead? What is the first thing you do when you add a girl?"

Xu Shen subconsciously replied: "Click into her circle of friends to see what she looks like." ”

"So!" Cao Xiuyan scolded again, "You all know that you should first look at what the girl looks like, of course the little girl will first see what the circle of friends has posted! Which of these things you post has a relationship with you? There is no selfie, and your own expertise is not reflected, so people will naturally give you impression points!"

Xu Shen blushed and said, "My specialty...... It's not appropriate to send it to the circle of friends, right? It's too long, and the camera can't take all of it. ”

"wdnmd!" Cao Xiuyan slapped Xu Shen with his backhand, "Can you still go to class?"

Xu Shen hurriedly apologized: "I was wrong, I was wrong." ”

Cao Xiuyan added: "It's okay to post some photos of yourself playing, even if it's a pose." Add a filter to the picture and retouch the picture, don't shoot like two fools. It's okay to go to the library to read a book, or walk around the café. With a cup of black tea or coffee, a girl will tell her where you are, and then say what is more delicious there, and you can make an appointment when you have time. Isn't the opportunity to go on a date?"

Xu Shen looked excited: "You continue, you continue." ”

"Learn to manage your own circle of friends, many times the way you chat is not your first impression, the circle of friends is. Whether it's playing ball, the library, the café, or even the gym. Also, don't be in the circle of friends all day long, young ladies are short, frivolous. ”

"You go on, you go on, hurry up, hurry up!"

Xu Shen was excited.

"Remember that the circle of friends is your second face, and tidying up your face is more useful than playing some routines. ”

Cao Xiuyan made a final summary.

Xu Shen was silent for a while after listening, and suddenly bowed:

"Thank you!"

Cao Xiuyan smiled and patted him on the shoulder:

"Well, you're polite to me Nima. ”