Chapter 49: Lao Tzu Makes You a Eunuch
"You know a chicken! he should be a Taoist priest!" the other junior brother retorted.
"You're not right, he's supposed to be a fairy!" said another younger brother.
Hearing that his subordinates were going to blow Gu Xiangtian into the sky, Li Da Hammer's lungs were about to explode, and he scolded: "The hemp next door, you all shut up for me, quickly bring my night hammer!"
The three younger brothers came to the big hole in the bar, took out the Night Hammer, and carried it to Li Dazhui.
Li Da Hammer moved his body, picked up the Night Hammer again and rushed towards Gu Xiangtian: "Lose me money for wine!"
Li Dazhui finally said what he had been holding back in his heart.
Gu Xiangtian was calm, and the green spirit qi struck out again, snatching all the small hammers in the hands of all the junior brothers.
For a time, small hammers flew all over the house, and the scene was extremely spectacular, as if a dozen eagles were flying.
The next moment, Gu Xiangtian pulled these little hammers to Li Da Hammer's head, face, and body, as long as it could be hit, the little hammer would not let go of any of them.
Before Li Dazhui rushed to Gu Xiangtian, he had already been smashed and screamed.
"Spare my life! Oh, spare me! I don't dare anymore!" Li Dazhui lay on the ground, holding his head in his hands and begging for mercy.
Gu Xiangtian collected the green spirit qi, and the small hammer fell to the ground.
At this time, looking at Li Dazhui again, there were big red envelopes on his head, face, and belly, and the whole person seemed to be fat again.
At first glance, I thought he had stabbed a hornet's nest!
At this time, Gu Xiangtian didn't want to go around the bend with Li Dazhui anymore, and asked directly: "Hand over all the gold, silver and jewelry you stolen!"
Before coming, Gu Xiangtian had already calculated that the stolen gold, silver and jewelry were in the Yeweiyang bar.
Just this calculation, it consumed nearly one million soft sister coins, Gu Xiangtian really called a distressed person!
This kind of distressed resentment is all sprinkled on Li Dazhui's body, and it feels really refreshing.
"What gold, silver and jewelry? I don't know what you're talking about?"
Gu Xiangtian picked up a small hammer on the ground, came to Li Da Hammer, and said to the root of Li Da Hammer with the tip of the hammer: "If you don't tell the truth, Lao Tzu will let you be a eunuch!"
Li Dazhui hurriedly covered his bottom with his hand, and said tremblingly: "Under the bed in my bedroom!"
"Stepping on a horse, what are you doing here, hurry up and take it out!" Gu Xiangtian scolded with great relief.
Li Dazhui hurriedly said to the little brother beside him: "Go quickly! Go and carry down the box of gold, silver and jewelry under my bed!"
The two younger brothers were quite clever and hurried upstairs. After a while, a box was brought down from the upper floor.
The two younger brothers put the box in front of Gu Xiangtian, and there was a combination lock on it.
"Dead fatty, what are you doing in a daze?
Li Dazhui got up from the ground, and opened the combination lock with trembling hands, and as soon as the lid was opened, there was a box full of gold, silver, and jewelry.
Gu Xiangtian rummaged through the bottom of the box and found the two sets of antique gold jewelry he sold to Kong Lao, took them in his hand and said, "Fortunately, I found it!"
Li Dazhui suddenly knelt on the ground and said, "Brother Tian, please accept me as a junior brother!"
Gu Xiangtian was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why should I accept you as a junior brother?
"Brother Tian, I can't hide it, I have already sold these gold and silver jewels to a big brother on the road, and I will come to pick up the goods tonight! If you take these gold and silver jewels away, my little life will be gone! Please Brother Tian save me!" Li Dazhui cried and shouted.
Gu Xiangtian sneered: "Good is rewarded with good and evil is rewarded with evil, this is all your own doing, do you care about my?"
"Brother Tian, I beg you! I beg you to save me! I was forced to steal it! If I hadn't stolen it, I'm afraid I would have been thrown into the wilderness by now. β
As he spoke, Li Dazhui slammed on the ground and kowtowed Gu Xiangtian a few times.
Gu Xiangtian saw Li Dazhui like this, so he had no choice but to say: "Okay! Don't knock! I promise you!"
Li Dazhui hurriedly said to the younger brothers around him: "Kneel down quickly and meet Brother Tian!"
More than a dozen junior brothers immediately knelt in front of Gu Xiangtian and followed Li Da Hammer to knock their heads three times.
"Okay, since you are like this, I will carry something for you!" Gu Xiangtian said.
"Thank you, Brother Tian!"
Although Li Dazhui is now asking for help and kowtowing to Gu Xiangtian, Gu Xiangtian is still defensive against them, maybe one day these people will betray him.
You have to find a way to get these people to be 100% faithful to you.
Suddenly, Gu Xiangtian thought of the previous incident when Liao Xin accidentally ate Erlang Shengou food.
It's better to ask Erlang God if there is any dog food of that brand.
"Don't panic and thank me first, wait for me a little!" Gu Xiangtian said to Li Dazhui.
"Okay, Brother Tian! If you don't let us get up, we'll keep kneeling!" Li Dazhui said.
Gu Xiangtian sat on the high stool at the bar, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Erlang God.
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Xiang Tianzhen: "Erlang God, do you still have your meat bean brand of dog food?"
After Gu Xiangtian sent the message, he hoped that Erlang God would reply soon. Soon, Erlang God sent a message.
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Erlang God: "Xiang Tianzhen, I'm really sorry, there is no more dog food for the meat bean brand!"
Xiang Tianzhen: "I'll go like this, don't you want to be so pitted!
Erlang God: "Don't worry to the innocent people, I heard that after the Tongtian Sect Master accepted you as a disciple, he let you experience in the mortal world, what do you want dog food?"
Xiang Tianzhen: "I accepted an apprentice who wants to change his ways, I am afraid that he will change his mind in the future, so I want to use your dog food to purify his mind." β
Erlang God: "I see! I recently met with Peng Zu, the god of food, and asked him to prepare a vegan dog food for the Howling Dog, vegetable leaf balls, which also have the loyal effect of meat grains. β
Xiang Tianzhen: "Why did you make the Howling Sky Dog a vegetarian?"
Erlang God: "In the past month or so, the Roaring Sky Dog has bought too many snacks from Zhu Bajie, and now the fat one can't even catch up with a hare, I have to let it lose weight!"
Xiang Tianzhen: "And this effect, that's really suitable, send me a pack!"
Erlang God: "A pack of 100 immortal gold coins! Pay first and then ship it!"
Xiang Tianzhen: "You are a wealth fan, I will send it to you." β
Gu Xiangtian sent a red envelope of one hundred immortal gold coins to Erlang God.
Erlang God quickly sent the vegetable leaf balls brand dog food to Gu Xiangtian.
Gu Xiangtian took out the vegetable leaf balls from the treasure bag, held them in his hand, and said to Li Dazhui, "Eat this!"
"What is this?" asked Lee.
"Dog food!"
As long as I can follow Brother Tian, I am willing to be the most loyal dog by Brother Tian's side!"
Li Dazhui took the vegetable leaf balls, ate them in one bite, and clicked his mouth.
"Brother Tian, this dog food is so delicious!"
After a while, Li Dazhui really lost a lot of weight! His pants kept falling down.
"Brother Tian, what's going on?" asked Li Dazhui as he lifted his pants.
"It's okay, this dog food has the effect of losing weight!" Gu Xiangtian said indifferently.
"Thank you, Brother Tian, Brother Tian has the grace of reinvention for me, and I will swear allegiance to the death!" Li Dazhui said on his knees.
Gu Xiangtian saw that Erlang God's dog food was really good, so he said, "Get up! I have one more thing for you to do!"