"What kind of chicken is a hemp chicken?"

Xiao Song'er muttered in a low voice, Haoran and Tiger for a day, and even the stupid one looked confused.

The old village chief said that he lost a female hemp chicken and a bald tail rooster, Li Feng understood this, the hemp chicken is black, and Li Feng has it at home. Roughly yellowish-gray, with some pockmarks, so hens are very common, bald-tailed roosters, this is a little more obvious.

To put it bluntly, I lost two chickens with no characteristics, and now the problem is serious, no photos, no portraits, but it's hard to find. The mountains and forests are so big, the earth is so round, how to find it, now the grass and trees are vigorous in summer, and the shrubs and jungles are vigorous.

For a while, everyone was numb, Li Feng asked two questions, and the old village chief explained them one by one. "Usually the chickens are in the grove on the edge of the village, and the smuggling time may have been yesterday evening. "Because at noon the old village chief also saw these two chickens, especially the bald-tailed rooster.

The old village chief's family raised more than ten chickens, including only two roosters, one with a long tail and one with a bald tail.

Several families in the village know that this bald tail is a sassy rooster, usually each family waves, from time to time to follow other hens to live for a night, fortunately, all the families in the village are very close, the bald tail crowing, the old village chief can also hear.

But today is different, I didn't hear the bald tail, the old village chief looked around, and everyone said that they didn't see this rooster, and now the old village chief was a little worried, and he didn't see it after looking around, so he had this task of finding chickens.

The ten tasks Gao Kai said are not static, now Gao Kai has at least ten to fifteen fixed characters in his hands, and there are several temporary tasks.

"What should I do?"

A few people came out of the old village chief's house and came to the entrance of the village to squat under the tree to discuss the way. "To be clear, the two chickens have been missing for almost 24 hours, and 24 hours is usually the best time to search for missing animals. ”

A mouthful of old blood almost didn't squirt out, it's not that it's good to have no lines, and now it's making lines, Gao Kai, you are deliberately embarrassing for me, although I am a senior actor, but Nima can tell that this is a set of words as long as he is not a fool.

"That's right. ”

Li Feng said. "We need to find clues as soon as possible and dismantle this thief gang in one fell swoop. ”

"No, Gao Kai, your line is too nonsense. ”

Li Feng quit, just kidding, this set of words is too stupid. "No more. ”

"That's right, Gao Kai, looking for a chicken, is it necessary to solve an international case?"

If you don't do it, the following lines will rise to world peace, and you will be stupid, not stupid.

"Really, director, there's something wrong with that line. ”

"What is protecting people's property, it's just two chickens. ”

Tiger muttered one day, this is too on-line.

"What is the director's fighting chicken in the rooster, the beacon that leads the whole village to get rich through hard work. Haoran saw Li Feng and Silly One, looked at him, and immediately followed, anyway, there are these two on top, what are you afraid of.

Xiao Song'er threw away the card in her hand. "What a strange thing. ”

All the line cards written by the program team were thrown away, and Gao Kai just wanted to stand up and speak.

"Don't speak, I want to say liquidated damages, right, your sister-in-law said it, pay it." "Stupid one sentence kos Gao Kai. "Your sister-in-law said, what kind of variety show is this, and I will only find Gao Kai to settle accounts when I go back. ”

What else could Gao Kai say, he was speechless, and Li Feng waved his hand here. "I just found out, I took so much of the performance fee, Gao Kai, you are embarrassed to say liquidated damages. ”

Tiger Yitian and Haoran, Xiao Song Er shouted even more, the performance fee is not enough for the round-trip air ticket.

Of course, joking at least the money for air tickets, hotels, and meals is still enough, and Gao Kai was attacked.

"Go back, go back, what kind of chickens. ”

Saying that, the stupid one wanted to run away and fool the past.

"Silly one, before my sister-in-law went back, she signed another contract with our program team and withdrew twenty performance fees. ”

Gao Kai said with a grin. "In order to get the performance fee, the liquidated damages were also raised. ”

"How much?"

The stupid one looked at Gao Kai with a terrifying face.

"Not much, twenty times. ”

"Losers, this is my life. ”

After speaking, he turned around and said to Li Feng. "For the sake of the old village chief, for the villagers to get up on time, I have found this chicken. ”

"Brother Silly is so serious. ”

"Sure enough, 20 times the liquidated damages multiplied by the performance fee of 20 episodes of the program is much more powerful than 10 times the liquidated damages multiplied by the performance fee of one episode. ”

Li Feng was speechless and rolled his eyes. "Gao Kai remembered to raise my performance fee, or I would have to pick a pick. ”

"We also want to improve. ”

Tiger Day, Haoran, Xiao Song'er shouted.

Gao Kai said in his heart that he would sign 20 times the liquidated damages when he turned back, not 100 times, at least 20 times.

"Come on, let's analyze the case. ”

Li Feng squatted down, took the branch, and drew a few times on the ground. "The village is on this side, the grove is on this side, and on one side of the grove is a stream, and it stands to reason that the chickens will not pass, so that one side is connected to the hillside, and on the other side the village chief says that the bushes are quite dense. ”

After the terrain analysis was completed, the stupid began to analyze the situation of the chickens. "According to the old village chief and the clues provided by the villagers, this bald-tailed rooster belongs to the amorous species of flowers and grasses, and I guess this is a premeditated elopement case. ”

Li Feng, who listened carefully to the stupid analysis of the case, sat on the ground. "Twenty times the power of liquidated damages, silly brother, you memorize your lines too well. ”

Silly snorted, quickly hid the small card, Haoran and Hu Yitian pouted, and Xiao Song'er made a grimace.

"It's useless to talk about so much, why don't we go over and take a look. ”

"But it's hot. ”

"Why don't you wait and cool down. ”

"No, time is running out. ”

Silly said. "We will find the reason for the disappearance of the two chickens as soon as possible, and the old village chief said that as long as the cause of the disappearance of the two chickens is found before noon, he will give us five more corns on the basis of the two chicks. ”

"The corn is so good. ”

"So what are you waiting for, let's go. ”

For corn, Haoran and Tiger for a day, Xiao Song'er's three spiritual heads are good, Li Feng didn't expect Silly One to talk about it, such a good condition, Gao Kai really didn't know about it, and the cameraman didn't tell Gao Kai at the first time.

"Well done, brother. ”

Li Feng gestured with his thumb and gave Gao Kai a thumbs up.

The grove is very close to the entrance of the village, and when I came to the grove, I usually raise chickens here, but I didn't come here today, and all the families in the village locked up their chickens and left a fairly complete missing scene for Li Feng and others.

"There are remnants of chicken feathers all around. ”

"Brother, this is a place where chickens are raised, isn't it normal for chicken feathers to remain?"

Li Feng was speechless, let's throw away the stupid word book quickly, it's too low IQ.

"I'll just tell you about it. ”

"I'll go across the creek. ”

The creek was not wide, Li Feng helped run a few steps and jumped out directly.

"Wow, that's amazing. ”

It's not wide, but it's two or three meters, plus the roadbed, which is at least more than four meters, and ordinary people really don't jump over at will, Li Feng jumped over very easily. "Hey, there's really chicken feathers here. ”

Li Feng squatted down and watched for a while. "Hahaha, there really is an elopement. ”

"Look, what is this?"

"Eggs?"

Xiao Song'er cheered.

"Find a chicken nest. ”

Maybe it's across a stream, and no one usually comes here, but there are five or six eggs in the chicken coop here, and Li Feng put them in front of his nose one by one, and it doesn't stink, which means it's quite fresh.

There were a total of six eggs, and Li Feng directly put them all away. "Bring the evidence back first, I'll check it later. ”

Saying that, he squeezed his eyes at Xiao Song'er, Xiao Song'er immediately understood, and Li Feng jumped back and handed the egg to Xiao Song'er. "Not over there. ”

"Then it's just the hillside and the bushes. ”

The stupid word book has been thrown away, just amused, but the following lines, the stupid one really can't go on, it's too scary, the program team should change a screenwriter, the words written by this screenwriter are too naïve, and very innocent, kindergarten children will complain.

Silly afraid that he will say it, the rice will be spit out in the next two days, for the sake of insurance, Silly one secretly threw it away, and sprinkled a bag of urine, of course, when shooting, Silly waved his hand at the camera again and again, joking, this kind of behavior is too damaging to the image.

"Brother Feng, stupid big brother, this way. ”

Tiger waved his hand one day, and found out, Li Feng and Silly Yi immediately rushed back, Xiao Song'er secretly avoided Gao Kai's attention, and secretly left with a cameraman.

"Chicken feathers?"

"There's a lot of you here, and there's blood. ”

"Bloodstains?"

In the corner of the bush and jungle, the tiger found clusters of chicken feathers one day, and there were still traces of blood, Li Feng squatted down to take a look, and his eyes changed.

Silly One and Haoran muttered. "Could it be that the hen and the rooster are fighting because of their discord?"

"Tablet?"

The two glanced at each other, and quickly shook their heads, and sure enough, they received the influence of the line book, how could Nima have such a magical idea.

"I can't rule it out. ”

Tiger whispered one day. "I've seen on TV that it's normal for chickens to fight. ”

"Roosters generally don't hit hens. ”

"Especially Sao's. ”

Li Feng said with a smile.

"Really, it turns out that the rooster is quite quality. ”

"Well, that's right, it's the same as our director. ”

Gao Kai said what I do, although I also want to be like a bald-tailed rooster, with red flags waving at home and colorful flags fluttering outside.

"It's not. ”

Li Feng glanced at it. "Look at this. ”

"Hey, what is this? ”

"A kind of animal hair. ”

Li Feng said with a smile. "I already know who the murderer is. ”

"Murderer?"

"That's right, the sao rooster and the hemp hen, if I'm not mistaken, are now dead chickens, and have even been eaten. ”

Li Feng said. "Let's go, let's go find the old village chief. ”

"Then I went back and looked no more. ”

"No need to look for it. ”

Li Feng said with a smile.

When Li Feng and the others went to the old village chief's house, in the small courtyard, Xiao Song'er was boiling boiled eggs. "Brother Kaede is too smart. ”