Looking at He Liang's speechless appearance, everyone said happily: "Tell me, what are you stupid?"

"Really, there are silly hangings every year, especially this year. ”

He Liang rolled his eyes wide, snapped his fingers and said: "When I first arrived at the police station this month, on the first day of night shift, someone called the police to say that someone in the garbage heap was killed!"

"And then?" Xiao Ran chuckled and acted as a compliment, since He Liang was talking about strange and stupid hanging, there must have been no murder.

Then we hurried over, and when we went to the place, there was really a man, who was lying motionless in the garbage heap, his white clothes were gray, and two big characters were written on his back with a brush: beaten to death. ”

Everyone listened attentively, and He Liang continued: "We thought to ourselves, did this person be beaten to death, and he was thrown here along the way? Then I pulled the cordon, and was about to report it, but I went to stab him with a baton, and my mother was actually a living person, and he got up with a drunken body, and asked us why we stabbed him!"

"Then I asked him why he was lying in the garbage heap, and guess what he said!"

"How?"

"He said that he likes to sleep in the garbage heap, and said that the garbage heap smells good, and he said that he has a mental breakdown and can't sleep at home, as long as he smells the garbage heap, he sleeps very fast and fragrant!"

"Uh-"

Everyone disliked it in unison, and He Liang was speechless and choked: "I'll tell him, since you like to smell garbage, why don't you sleep at home with a garbage can?" He actually said that the bed at home is not comfortable to sleep on without the garbage heap, and he also said that there are many mosquitoes on the garbage heap, so he likes to listen to the sound of mosquitoes buzzing in his ears!"

"I felt that he had masochistic tendencies, and the mosquitoes over there were super ferocious, and I stood next to him for a while, and he was bitten with several pimples, and if he slept there all night, he would have to be bitten to death by mosquitoes if he didn't get smoked to death. ”

He Liang shook his head and said: "The key is that this person is not the first time to do this, the next day I told the old comrades in the institute, everyone actually knew about him, said that he had a mental disorder, and we didn't know, and then we received his police information, so let the informant stab ...... with a stick."

Everyone laughed out of breath, and after a long time, Zhang Lei suddenly patted He Liang's shoulder very seriously, "Actually, this person has a purpose, but you didn't find it!"

"What purpose?" Xiao Ran glanced at Zhang Lei, and from Zhang Lei's micro-expression, Xiao Ran had already seen that this guy was not holding back.

"He's cultivating. - Looks like I can't hide it!"

Looking at the curiosity in everyone's eyes, Zhang Lei hugged his arms and said solemnly: "This matter starts last summer." ”

"That day, a mosquito sucked my blood and I slapped it, but unfortunately, its mouthparts remained in my bloodstream. I immediately went to the Municipal People's Hospital to hang up the expert number, and the chief physician told me with a heavy expression that I could not take it out, and I could only rely on my own immunity to fight against it. ”

Zhang Lei raised his head and looked at the sky at forty-five degrees, "I left the hospital with a tragic mood, and after I went back, I thought left and right, and decided to fight poison with poison, so that more mosquitoes would bite me." So a week later, I became Mosquito Man—— this man must have wanted to replicate my success!"

There was a dead silence in the air, and Xiao Ran said faintly: "How do I remember that at that time, your mouth was getting longer and longer, and finally you became a troll, and you also opened a training class, where did this person listen to a class?"

"Poof......

Everyone couldn't hold back their laughter anymore, Pi Zizhong put his arms around Xiao Ran's shoulders and shouted: "Well said, if you can talk, say more!"

Everyone laughed for a while, and He Liang said again: "Another time, it was the anti-drug team wearing plainclothes in the area under the jurisdiction of the police station, catching a little miscellaneous hair peddling drugs, this little miscellaneous hair is also stupid, usually in addition to selling meat, I like to wear a training uniform from where I don't know where to get it, and wander around the street." ”

Then the anti-narcotics team was eyeing him that day, when he was eating rice noodles at a roadside stall in his training uniform, and the comrades of the anti-narcotics team rushed over to hold him down, threw him into the car and pulled him away. ”

He Liang covered his forehead: "That guy, the proprietress of the roadside stall was stupid, and she called us in a trembling voice: Oh no! Your police were arrested by the underworld—— and then we followed the surveillance to find the anti-drug team." ”

"Hahahaha......" Looking at He Liang's innocent expression, everyone squatted on the ground and waved their hands with laughter.

Xiao Ran sat on the treadmill, unscrewed the water and poured two sips, and said to He Liang: "The anti-drug team is a well-known 'old hooligan' in our bureau, those gang of people usually don't wear uniforms, they don't pay attention to their appearance, they are full of meat, they have a bad temper and a fierce temper, they are still heavy when they take people, and those who don't know look at them are really a bit like the underworld." ”

"It's drip, it's drip. They nodded their heads.

"No wonder, they were really fierce when they found them. ”

He Liang suddenly realized, patted his thigh and said: "The most interesting thing is that this morning, it was raining heavily, we drove out to patrol, and when we had lunch at noon, we found a small restaurant at the corner of the road, and parked the car at the door of the hotel.......

"What's going on?"

"When we started, we turned our heads and didn't look at anything, but when we walked over and looked, we found that the bumper of the car was dented, and there was an electric car next to it, and the wheels were still turning, but there was no rider in sight. ”

He Liang said: "I was still wondering, was that old man drunk the Zhengbiao electric car, plus it was raining and slippery, and the turning speed was too fast, and he hit our police car on the buttocks?"

"But there's no one next to the electric car?"

"Yes, we are also wondering, how did no one fly this electric car? Then I looked up, and a dozen paces away on the opposite side, there was an old man who was in a deep contemplative state, with an indifferent expression and a dusty temperament. - I'll show you what he was like back then, that's all. ”

He Liang stood up, pursed his lips, frowned, his face was solemn, his hands were around his chest, one palm was still half covering his lips, and he was pinching the muscles of his cheeks.

Then I went up to him and asked, "What are you doing?"

"The old man shook his head and said: People now, it's too rampant, how many times has the government ordered five times not to let the electric car go, but he didn't listen, and now even the police car dares to hit it!"

He Liang learned the tone of the man's righteous words, "Then the man pointed to the side in a hurry: Comrade policeman, I saw that the man ran to the opposite side, you hurry up and chase after him, or you won't be able to catch up!"

“......”

"It was raining non-stop, and this guy was wearing a pair of shorts and his body was swaying. ”

He Liang tilted his head, stifled a smile, and continued: "Then I silently stared at his knee, he had a big hole on his knee, and there was muddy water on the road next to him, dripping blood, and at the same time listening to him and me indignantly criticize the world and the declining ......"

After a burst of laughter, Xiao Ran summed it up: "This person's performance is perfect, the only mistake is wearing a pair of shorts!"

Li Fangfang and the others kept nodding, and suddenly, Zhang Lei raised his head solemnly: "Actually, you don't have to worry about this matter, you should find Newton's brother!"

"Newton's brother?"

"It's a cow!"

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