【55】 Chocolate
Thinking like this, Yang Xiaotian was a little embarrassed, he had just misunderstood Zhong Kui and misunderstood other people's treasures.
How is this good, Yang Xiaotian felt very embarrassed at this time, very embarrassed, obviously Zhong Kui Daxian gave him so many good things, he actually regarded it as garbage, and then misunderstood other people's kindness. No wonder he is so angry, if it is himself, I am afraid that he will be even more angry than him, and he will be even more embarrassed, he is too much.
"Stinky boy, don't you dare to make a sound? Hmph! Now you know that my charm is a treasure that is unparalleled in the world, right? I told you a long time ago, don't pretend to be forced, if you can't pretend to be forced, you will be struck by lightning!"
Zhong Kui sent a message, followed by a series of cool expressions with sunglasses, dragged like a two hundred and five, and his words were full of disdain for Yang Xiaotian.
Yang Xiaotian is indeed an eccentric person, you can talk to him well, you can say anything, but if you want to fight him, he will fight you to the end.
As the saying goes, people have reverse scales, and if they touch it, they will die, and now Zhong Kui Daochang, even if he is a famous immortal in the sky, what can he do, Yang Yaotian also decided to fight him to the end, although he has done something wrong, but he doesn't like to admit his mistakes, and raising a little is no exception.
"Hmph! It's just a few charms, do you think you're very good? I won't pick up any of your charms even if they are thrown on the ground. I don't want to see too much of this garbage-like stuff. ”
Yang Xiaotian also posted a series of expressions full of contempt. I have to say that Yang Xiaotian is bragging. This captive is simply awesome to him, and he can't be more awesome to the point of exploding.
He was worthless now from his mouth, and it must have been his car.
In fact, in his heart, he regarded these things as one of the precious treasures.
I want to think that the good things he got before, such as the elixir of Taishang Laojun, the silver chain of the roaring dog, etc., are more precious.
The cliff was the most awesome thing he had gotten from the heavenly gods since the Drifting Bottle mutated.
But although he thinks so in his heart, although there will always be this old way, he has been touching it for two or three years, and he has been facing the marketing point again and again, and he has no face at all, so he can't bear to chat like this, so he will say this so deliberately, and he can always nag about it.
Zhong Kui is really going to get out of anger this time.
He has seen unreasonable people, he has never seen such unreasonable people, but he didn't expect the weather, such nonsense, obviously he already knew the rebellion of his captives, and now he even kept saying that the dead duck had a hard mouth, and he didn't admit the strength of his Fu Lu at all, but instead said that his captives were useless, like garbage, which made him unbearable at all.
"Hah...... What a big breath, I've never seen anyone speak with such a big breath. Who are you? What kind of thing are you? Do you have a better treasure? If not, don't be blind here, don't even make a sound!"
Yang Xiaotian replied angrily.
"Of course I have good stuff. My good things, you haven't even seen them, you haven't even thought about them!"
Zhong Kui: "Ha, okay, you send a red envelope out, let me see it." I don't believe it, there are still things in this world that I haven't seen or thought about. Zhong Kuiren's tone was full of metaphor and disdain. The captives he trained were in the heavenly court, and they were all good treasures that all the immortals coveted.
He didn't believe that Yang Xiaolian could have something more awesome than his captive.
He didn't believe him if he was killed.
Yang Xiaotian: "What if there is such a thing, what should you do? Do you want to admit that your charm has no value at all?"
Zhong Kui first sent an angry expression before continuing: "If you have such a thing, not only will I admit that my charm is useless, but I will also do whatever you want to do with me!"
"Okay, you wait!"
After Yang Xiaotian finished sending the message, his anger couldn't help but drop slightly. And after the anger left, Yang Xiaotian couldn't help but feel distressed again, he was in Mo Shina's house now, and it was already night, where was he going to find some good things?
Yang Xiaotian thought about it for a long time, but he didn't think of any good way, and his mood couldn't help but become impatient.
"Haha...... Did the stinky boy run away? I said, don't pretend!"
Zhong Kui's message came out again. The tone was full of mockery, and he now let him see that Yang Xiaotian was definitely creating evil, and he couldn't come up with decent good things at all.
After Yang Xiaotian saw the message, he felt even more unhappy, and he actually despised him through his mobile phone, and he despised the guy who walked in the dark all year round?
No, we must not let these otaku-like gods look down on us.
Yang Xiaotian was in a hurry, his eyes just fell on the coffee table, and when he saw something, his eyes couldn't help but light up.
Then, without saying a word, Yang Xiaotian grabbed that thing, and then sent it out and sent it to the "Heavenly Court Sharing Group".
When Yang Xiaotian's red envelope was opened, all the immortals couldn't help but raise questions.
"What is this? How black is it? Is it an ointment? I've never seen such a black ointment. Isn't it poisonous?"
"This shouldn't be an ointment, right?"
"No, it must be an ointment, I smell a strange scent coming from it. Probably this ointment has some special effect on the injury. ”
At this time, Zhong Kui's message was sent.
"Yes, I really haven't seen anything like this. But so what? It's just a bunch of ointments. Do we still need any ointment now? Even if the ointment is good, can it be compared to the "Golden Wound Pill"? Hmph! Stinky boy is like you said, if you can't use it, then this thing is useless!"
Zhong Kui was full of contempt for Yang Xiaotian at this time, he spoke in such a loud tone just now, and the red envelope that was sent out at the end was so useless? What happened to the immortals now? Are you addicted to bragging?
Yang Xiaotian couldn't help frowning slightly. To be honest, it was just Yang Xiaotian's impulse to release that thing, after all, a box of chocolates was very ordinary in the eyes of ordinary people.
But at this moment when Yang Xiaotian felt embarrassed, another message suddenly came out in the chat group.
"Wow! This thing is for eating. I just took a bite, and it was bitter, unpalatable to death. I almost threw up. Can...... But when I was about to vomit, I felt a rich fragrance, which was so amazing, mixed with many strange flavors. ”
"Yes yes, I just ate it too. This thing is obviously very hard, but when it enters the mouth, it will melt away quickly, and it is so smooth that it is not like words at all. Also, the bitter taste didn't seem unpleasant to me at all. This is the first time I've felt that the bitterness is so fragrant. ”
"Really, how could there be such a delicious thing in this world! I'm starting to regret it now, why I ate it all at once!"
The immortals all let out expressions of surprise and joy, and even some of them were in pain because they didn't enjoy themselves.
All of a sudden, all kinds of expressions in the group flew together, so it was not lively.
And at this moment, suddenly a head with a golden corolla jumped out and made a very enjoyable expression.
At the same time, all the immortals stopped sending messages.
Because the owner of this avatar is really the Queen Mother.
"At first, I thought it was such an ugly thing that I couldn't eat it in my mouth. But in the end, I forced myself, after all, the immortal just said that he swore by it.
When this black thing is imported, I just feel like the world is going to melt in my mouth. I think that's probably what Nuwa Niangniang felt when she opened the world.
If I had to judge, this thing is indeed a rare real treasure. ”
The passage sent by the Queen Mother made a qualitative characterization of the red envelope sent by Yang Xiaotian.
Immediately, it was the language of all the gods and goddesses who followed the trend, and they were all praising the Queen Mother's wisdom and knowledge, and what she said was reasonable, and she simply exhausted the heavens.
Zhong Kui was still holding the piece of chocolate in his hand, his eyes were full of anger, he didn't believe that this piece of black and black thing had such a great charm.
So, Zhong Kui threw the chocolate into his mouth and chewed it hard, as if he was chewing steel bars.
It's just that...... Just after a while, Zhong Kui's expression changed, and his eyes widened suddenly. This thing......
The anger in Zhong Kui's heart fell, because at this moment, even if he didn't want to admit it, he still had to admit that this chocolate was the best thing he had ever eaten in his life.
It's just that making Zhong Kui admit his mistake is really too difficult. After all, Zhong Kui is a famous god, and his strength is so strong.
This moment finally put the boss in an unprecedented entanglement.
He didn't want to admit that the foreign pharmacy was taking something delicious.
Otherwise, he will be disgraced!
At this time, the group exploded again.
"Shangxian has sent red envelopes again, Shangxian has sent red envelopes again. Zhu Bajie excitedly posted more than a dozen expressions.
Then, a group of gods with frighteningly high status and status poured in, just like housewives who heard the price of the supermarket, and poured into the supermarket with no regard for their image.