Chapter 376: The Art of War
Who bullied whom?
Since meeting Xu Moqiu, the tiger has not communicated with him normally.
As long as he has a mouth, he is indiscriminate, splitting his head and covering his face, just like scolding his grandson, it is a stinky scolding, and he refuses to give up every time he doesn't scold his mouth is dry.
The so-called gentleman does not move his hands.
But I couldn't scold him, so I beat ...... I didn't dare to do it. With the lesson of the last time, where did he dare to despise anyone? Even when he saw the beggars in Heping Town, he was very respectful.
Although this guy has never seen him make a move, he can be an instructor, and his position is still above those two terrifying women, and his strength must not be underestimated. If you can't make a move, you'll give yourself seconds......
Seeing the tiger's teary eyes and the posture of an angry little daughter-in-law, Xu Moqiu quickly stopped talking.
He took out a cigarette from the tiger's trouser pocket, took out one and handed it to the tiger: "Young man, what's wrong with you? Are you okay? Come on, smoke a cigarette, a good cigarette! A pack of dozens of yuan, I usually don't want to smoke it! That is, your kid has a good life, so he has this treatment." ”
This pedal is my own smoke!
The tiger's heart was not good, he took the cigarette and wanted to light it, but Xu Moqiu's voice sounded in his ears again: "Hey, I said what is the matter with you? You are favored by others, and you don't say a word of thanks? It really chills me! Why are you like this? You are blind with such a good cigarette." ”
What kind of stinky tofu truth is this for smoking your own cigarettes and saying thank you to others? Labor and management can't afford to provoke you, can't you hide?
The tiger stuffed the cigarette into Xu Moqiu's arms, turned his face and ran away without saying a word.
Xu Moqiu was stunned and scolded: "Neuropathy." ”
Then he walked towards Yang Yuanfeng's room.
Knocking on the door of the room, the tiger is looking at the underwear advertisement on TV with a blank look in his eyes. Seeing Xu Moqiu, his body trembled obviously, and he involuntarily shrank towards the corner. The last person he wants to see right now is this guy.
Xu Moqiu was not polite, opened the refrigerator, kicked a few cartons of milk into his arms, then took out a can of Coke and opened it, tilted his head and poured it violently, wiped his lips, pointed at the tiger and said: "What's wrong with this child? Is he out of love? ”
Yang Yuanfeng didn't seem to hear his question, and coughed: "Instructor Xu, what do you think of the competition in a while?"
Xu Moqiu looked strange: "What do you think? Look at it with your eyes! Is it possible to use the thing below? Hehe, Lao Yang, do you have that function?"
This guy is really as vulgar as ever! Unfortunately, he still has the name of a Chinese teacher, and he is really worried about his students.
Yang Yuanfeng knocked on the table and said, "I mean, about the game, do you have a good tactical arrangement." ”
"What arrangement?" Xu Moqiu slumped on the sofa and stilted Erlang's legs, "Isn't it a random computer matching? ”
Free play? Yang Yuanfeng frowned: "What about the pre-game reprimand? What did you say? Everyone's purpose is very consistent, please don't hide your secrets." ”
After the last time, Yang Yuanfeng's prejudice against Xu Moqiu has also been put down a lot, but the ruffian aura on his body still makes it difficult for him to accept. There is often an urge to beat him up.
But because of his identity, he finally endured it.
"What are you talking about? It's nothing more than what kind of dignity, glory, and so on, and they've listened to it a lot on weekdays, so it's better to let them rest a little more when they have the time to talk about it. But ......" Speaking of this, Xu Moqiu stopped talking and looked at Yang Yuanfeng.
Yang Yuanfeng hurriedly answered: "But what? Everyone is their own people, but Instructor Xu said that it doesn't matter." ”
Xu Moqiu touched his chin and said in a deep voice: "I think it is necessary to teach them a lesson before the game." ”
"Hmm......" Yang Yuanfeng thought for a while, "Instructor Xu, why don't you let the two teams take this lesson together?"
"Are you sure?" a strange smile rose at the corner of Xu Moqiu's mouth.
"Of course," Yang Yuanfeng stood up, "then I'm going to call them together?"
"Yes, five minutes later, let them
Come to my room. Xu Moqiu stood up and looked at the wall clock on the wall, "It's still early, I'll go back and prepare first." ”
Five minutes later, the cramped room was filled with people, men and women, dressed in neat uniforms, and at first glance, it looked like a C-pin den.
Xu Moqiu put one hand behind his back, and fanned back and forth with a paper fan in the other, his expression was cold, he glanced at the person in front of him, and said lightly: "It's all here, right?"
"Yes!" the men shouted in unison, and the house seemed to tremble.
"Be quiet, be quiet! What are you doing? It seems that you have a loud voice, isn't it? Really, you don't have a sense of public morality!" Xu Moqiu complained, sat on the high stool behind him, and shook the paper fan gently, "Today, before the gathering, give everyone a lesson, some people ...... Wait!"
Xu Moqiu looked around, his face suddenly stretched out, and he slapped the table and shouted: "What's the matter with you boys? What about the notebook?
"You go to Yuejiang to inquire, who is my Teacher Xu, who comes to class with this attitude?
The big man with a tiger's back raised his hand and said with a smile: "That, Xu ...... Teacher Xu, we're all standing. ”
Xu Moqiu flicked his sleeves and shouted angrily: "Still talking back, right? All the boys put me upside down against the wall, immediately, immediately!"
Then he pointed to the girls who were sitting cross-legged on the ground, holding notebooks and pens in their hands: "Look, let me open my eyes wide! Why are people so good? Hmm? You are not of the same grade in terms of learning attitude! I am very disappointed in you! Really, so disappointed! I am so disappointed that I can't live to death." ”
"Let me tell you, if it weren't for your Instructor Yang crying and begging me, would you think you would have the opportunity to stand here and listen to the lecture of Teacher Xu, a famous god-level lecturer in Yuejiang?
Then he coughed, cleared his throat and said: "In this lesson, let's learn "Sun Tzu's Art of War: Attacking Chapter", Sun Tzu said: All the art of using military is the best in the whole country...... A hundred battles are won, and those who are not good are also good, and those who surrender without a fight are also good and good. Which student will tell me what is the meaning of this last sentence?"
The girls raised their hands enthusiastically, and the men looked at each other.
They didn't expect that they would actually come to class......! What is it called? He is about to go to the battlefield, and he actually comes to give a lecture! He also talks about "The Art of War"! What is the use of talking about this thing? Isn't it a waste of time?
However, as if he didn't see the girls, Xu Moqiu glanced at the group of strong men in the upside-down group, and pointed to one of them: "Come, that fat classmate, yes, just you, tell me about the paragraph I just talked about, what is the meaning of the last sentence?"
The man named looked confused: "Huh? uh...... Hmmm......"
Xu Moqiu frowned: "Do you practice pinyin?"
The man nodded helplessly: "Yes." ”
"Are you embarrassed to admit it?" Xu Moqiu slapped the table and pointed at him angrily and shouted, "It's just shameless......! Uh, what did you instructor Yang usually teach you? What do you know about three-year-old children, don't you know? Are you here to play?"
The man swallowed a mouthful of saliva and argued, "No, Teacher Xu...... We're here to listen to ......."
"Am I not lecturing?" These words made Xu Moqiu even more angry, "You stand up for me! I can't stand a student like you the most, and I can't stand it anymore! You go out and inquire, who would dare to do this to me in class with Teacher Xu? You squatted for me in this class, holding your head in your hands!"
Someone was sad and began to fight: "No, Mr. Xu, you have this problem...... I don't believe they can answer!"
"It's like, we're not students, how do we know about this?"
"Don't believe it, right?" Xu Moqiu nodded, pointed to the girl in the middle, and said kindly, "Come, dancer, you come and tell them!"
The dancer stood up, and a crisp voice came: "It means that winning a hundred battles does not count as the best, and being able to bring the enemy to its knees without going through an engagement is the best of the best." Not fighting does not mean giving up conquest by force and opposing war, but it means bringing the enemy to its knees without engaging them directly. ”
"Did you hear it? Did you hear it! This is an example for you to learn!" Xu Moqiu patted the table, "Come, everyone applaud this classmate!"
"Crackling" immediately resounded with warm applause.
"You may be seated. Xu Moqiu waved his hand at the dancer, "Okay, then let's continue to explain ......."
In the past forty minutes, the eight old men didn't know how they came over, and none of Xu Moqiu's questions could be answered. In the end, he squatted on the ground with his head in his hands like a criminal, and was relieved when he heard him say that class was over.
For the first time, they felt that going to class turned out to be such a terrible thing. Especially, take a class from some people!
Xu Moqiu put away the paper fan in his hand: "Remember! Your homework after class is to memorize it, tomorrow, I will check it! Disband! Oh, and, the boys go back, everyone will copy it for me ten times, and hand it over to me tomorrow." It's really not true!"
Damn, and assign homework after class? Really when we came to class? The men secretly swore in their hearts, which grandson will come tomorrow to suffer this torture!
Seeing a group of bigwigs come out of Xu Moqiu's room with a disgraced face, Qin Mengyan knew what was going on inside.
When Xu Moqiu saw her, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly greeted her: "Qin ......"
Qin Mengyan glared: "If you dare to shout those two words, I will let you break your eggs on the spot!"
"Uh......" Xu Moqiu smiled, "Meng Yan, it's not too early, let's go down first." ”
Eight o'clock sharp.
A total of 20 teams stood neatly in front of a small stage that had been improvised for a while.
The leaders on the stage took turns to read the speeches that had been prepared for a long time, and the people in the audience had dull expressions and drowsy listens, obviously no one could listen to them.
Then the flag team enters and looks at the flag of their own country. The contestants all had the same thought in their hearts: we must let it rise to the top!
After the mobilization meeting, it officially entered the first part of the competition - computer lottery.
Because this year's situation is different from previous years, there is an extra ring in the fighting hall.
The two rings are the same size, about 50 square meters. More than a meter above the ground, it is no different from those boxing rings on TV, surrounded by red and white ropes. The entire arena is densely packed with seats, like a small stadium.
The uniforms of the two participating teams in China are both dark red, but the difference is that the men's team has a dragon embroidered on their backs.
In view of the inseparable relationship between myths and legends and the origin of the nation, it can be said that all the descendants of Yan and Huang and the sons and daughters of China have received the blessings of the dragon and can be called "descendants of the dragon". So a dragon is also reasonable.
The women's team was tattooed with a blooming rose, looking at Xu Moqiu's body, Qin Mengyan not only felt like a mother, but felt that his whole person had added an indescribable temperament.
Wait! Isn't this an idea that only those so-called little fan girls have? I'm obsessed with him? No! It's terrible! Qin Mengyan quickly shook her head, sobered herself up, and looked at the big screen that had been turning.
Soon the big screen stopped rotating, and in the first three games, no one from the Chinese men's and women's teams played, so Xu Moqiu was also happy, and took out a bag of melon seeds from his pocket like a trick, and distributed them to everyone: "Watch the game, watch the game! Don't be so nervous, relax a little!"
The cat took the melon seeds and widened her eyes: "No, Teacher Xu, we are all going to play, are you still so leisurely?"
"It's just ......" There was a cry of discontent all around.
Xu Moqiu waved his hand, and while sipping on melon seeds, he said, "Isn't it early? Let's take a look at other people's games with peace of mind, I believe it will also be good for you!
"Look at that woman, she has good breasts...... Well, the shoulders are so thick, and the thighs are so dark! Really ......"
Although he changed his words quickly, he was still slammed by a small hand, and the two of them didn't know it, this small action was seen by some people, and they immediately frowned.