Wang Qian and Li Kun are students at Binhai University and are currently in their third year. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The parents of the two are also very familiar, and they almost got married with their fingers, and even their names were named, one "Qian" and one "Kun", and later went to the hospital for B ultrasound before it was counted. The two grew up together, elementary school, junior high school, and high school all went to school together, and later they were admitted to Binhai University together, studied the same major, and were assigned to the same dormitory.

Well, I know that I have been to college, and I have survived my freshman and sophomore years, and I have been relaxed since my junior year, and the two of them are studying liberal arts, and they don't need to do experiments or anything, so it's more relaxed, and they can chat online and pour water on the Internet if they have nothing to do, or open up black with their dormitory classmates.

The two of them are known as the water kings and water saints of the Wanghai Pavilion Forum, and they have been irrigated since high school and have been irrigated until college. Wang Qian has been registered for five years and posted 76,000 posts, and his good friend Li Kun has been registered for five years, with the same registration date, posting 81,000 posts.

Wang Qian and Li Kun's main battlefield is the water area, and basically every post can leave their footprints, from the latest election in the United States to the Sri Lankan tourist trap, whether they understand it or not, whether they have been there or not, they always have to find the right angle to get in and get involved. If no one pays attention to them, as soon as someone quotes their post and disagrees, they will knock them down with one continuous reply after another.

Pets are definitely not allowed in the student dormitory, otherwise the dormitory manager will start the berserk invincible AOE mode. Wang Qian and Li Kun don't have pets either, but they have a Chinese pastoral cat and a Pekingese dog at home, respectively, so they sometimes visit the pet section of Wanghai Pavilion - it should be said that there is no section of the forum that they don't visit.

All the big and small things, scandals and gossip that happened on the forum, both of them know it well. The online scolding triggered by the ID "Qiqi" continued to heat up, and Wang Qian and Li Kun also participated in it - it is not appropriate to say that, it should be said that "I enjoyed it like a chicken blood and added fuel to the fire". However, their attitude was initially on the side of the stars, because there was no solid evidence for the initial doubts raised by "Kiki".

"Kiki" mentioned in the main post that those IDs were registered at a similar time, and they always appear in the same type of posts, so they are water armies. Now Wang Qian and Li Kun are not convinced.

Why? The registration time of our two IDs is exactly the same, and the reply habits are the same, so we are also water armies?

People are hanging to the sky, not dying for thousands of years, and if they don't accept it, they will do it!

The two are well-known in the forum, and although they can only brag and fart, they also have hundreds of followers respectively. The two of them took the lead against it, and their followers followed suit. It can be said that before the starry water army appeared in the post, it was the two of them who were trying to turn the tide and argue with "Qi Qi", and decided that "Qi Qi" was the water army of the strange pet store.

However, on Saturday evening, the plot reversed, and the plot of slapping the face appeared. "Qiqi" came up with decisive evidence and published the IP addresses and real addresses corresponding to the IDs of the water army.

The duo were silent, their followers were silent, and dozens of people unfollowed them.

The two of them claim to be the messengers of justice of the forum, and if they continue to support the stars, won't they help the abuse?

Closing the webpage, they invariably started masturbating and masturbating, playing a game, but they always couldn't calm down.

Wang Qian made a look, Li Kun understood, and the two left back and forth and went to smoke in the corridor - after they left, the other students in the dormitory passed ambiguous smiles to each other, which of course they didn't know......

Wang Gan lit a cigarette and helped Li Kun light it too. Li Kun took a deep breath, suffocated in his lungs for half a minute, and exhaled a long white breath.

"it!!Exhale like an arrow!" Li Kun exclaimed in surprise, "Am I a successful immortal cultivator?"

Wang Gan was choked and coughed, "Fart!

Of course, Li Kun didn't cultivate immortals, he just wanted to liven up the atmosphere, and now that the goal has been achieved, he will no longer deliberately make two mistakes.

"What's the matter?" he asked. As a friend of friends, there is no need to finish the sentence, Li Kun even feels that there will be no need to talk between the two of them in a few years.

"I'll check it out tomorrow. Wang Qian said dryly.

"Okay. Li Kun said, "Tomorrow and Sunday, there will be no class." ”

"It's like you're going to go to class if there's a class......"

Such a cosy and short conversation had been going on between the two of them for many years and would continue to do so.

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The next morning (for college students, "morning" is defined as 11 a.m.), they first went to the cafeteria as the first wave of diners at noon to finish their "breakfast", then left campus and went straight to the Qiyuan pet store with a pre-checked address.

ID "Qiqi" praised the pets in the Qiyuan pet store, saying that the pets in the store were very good, well-behaved and obedient. The two scoffed at this kind of rhetoric. Do you really think that no one else has a pet?

How bad can the same kind of pet be from each other? What can it behave like, and can it go to heaven?

Obedience is even more nonsense, it is true that dogs can be obedient after training, cats have always been mavericks - the sky is the boss, the cat is the second, the cat does not listen to anyone, the cat is obedient even if it is a hell!

The two of them didn't want to admit defeat, so they planned to find another way: those IDs are starry sailors, so if the two of us can prove that "Qiqi" is the sailor of Qiyuan Pet Shop, will we be able to tie and save face?

Sure witty!

No, it's Keizhi!

Such a witty behavior, don't let everyone know what to do?

When he walked to the vicinity of Qiyuan Pet Shop, Wang Qian posted a post on the forum with his mobile phone: "Live Post: Risking Death to Reveal the Truth of Qiyuan Pet Shop!", and it was posted in the base camp of the two of them - the irrigation area!

"Why did the ninety-year-old cat die naked on the street?

Why are hundreds of female donkeys screaming in the middle of the night?

Why is pet store dog food repeatedly hacked?

Why are fish tank heating rods frequently stolen?

Who did the serial QJ sow case?

The old parrot's cage is knocked every night, is it a human or a ghost?

What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little?

Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality? Is it the outburst of sex or the helplessness of hunger and thirst?

Welcome to the legendary Strange Pet Shop!"

Such a gimmicky title and content immediately detonated the entire irrigation area!

Of course, if they hadn't played that game yesterday evening, but had come right away - before Fina appeared, they might have succeeded.

In the words of a foreign friend, the two of them were in the wrong place at the wrong time.