Chapter 5 Damn, the Jade Emperor wants to worship me as a teacher
"King Tota, quickly borrow him to look at the demon mirror. "As soon as the Jade Emperor comes out, who dares to disobey!
Li Jing "snorted" and opened his clothes, and the female fairies were immediately dumbfounded, and hurriedly blindfolded! This is too exciting!
He took out the demon mirror, which was as small as a bottle cap, from his chest, and it turned out that this silver plate could also measure body temperature!
"Here you go!" Li Jingbang threw it on Xu Linben's head with a bang, this is a game of ducks, laughing to death the immortals.
Scared to death, fortunately, the demon mirror didn't shoot directly at Xu Linben, and I don't know if it will shine on his human form!
Xu Lin used a fairy rope to thread the demon mirror from the throat of the golden retriever dog to the stomach, which was slippery, like playing a slide.
"Huh-" The immortals were disgusted for a while, this little fairy's medical method is too graphic.
"Stop!!" Sister Chang'e screamed, this girl is about to start slandering again?
Don't you know how to be quiet during surgery!
The Jade Emperor Lao'er flew over with a sealed mouth seal, now it's okay, let Chang'e sister eat Coptis chinensis dumbly, it's poisonous, I can't say it!
[The mirror is over!The system detects the festering worm, does it immediately destroy it with the three flavors of true fire?]
Xu Linben jumped, jumped to Guanyin's side, shook his head, and stared at the red boy who didn't dare to come out.
This is fooling people, which veterinarian is still bouncing around!
"Little medicine fairy, my patience has reached the limit!
"Red boy, breathe fire on me, quick!"
Burst......
Large-scale dog spitfire acrobatics scene!
Walk you!
Xu Linben pushed his arms and injected the fierce three-flavor real fire into the stomach and intestines of the golden retriever pug, and after a while, the pug "Wangwang" barked happily twice, and ran into the arms of the Jade Emperor to be coquettish.
Xu Linben flicked his sleeves, and the corners of his mouth pulled at Yang Jian, who was stunned by the zombie face.
The Jade Emperor only remembers to have fun with his pets. Hurry up and pay the medical bills!
Yang Jian was a little untenable at first, this guy, which barbarian immortal learned the evil sect medical technique!!
Instead, he contemptuously raised the corners of his mouth, little ghost, don't be happy too early, the show is still to come.
Yang Jian drove the immortal power and opened the golden eye on his forehead, only to see a dazzling blue light, which directly saw through the golden retriever's *.
It's too filthy!
"Tell the Jade Emperor, your pet is pregnant, I don't know, this little doctor fairy is anesthetized with wine, and the dog can have an abortion?"
The immortals were shocked, this was stepping on the tip of the knife, looking for their own death!
The Jade Emperor was still smiling, and after listening to Erlang God's words, his face changed greatly, and he couldn't help but be angry: "You...... You are guilty! Someone, immediately put this unscrupulous little doctor in prison!"
Xu Lin was stunned. This treatment is not only futile, but also guilty!
[Secret message sent by the system]
Yang Jian......! You have to be forgiving and forgiving, don't toast and don't eat and drink!
See if I don't pull your old bottom out!
"Jade Emperor Lao'er, open your eyes and see whose mongrel the golden retriever dog is pregnant!"
With a roar, I saw Xu Lin aiming the demon mirror at the golden retriever dog lying on his stomach in the arms of the Jade Emperor Lao'er, and the fetus revealed its true body under the light of a brilliant light!
Howling Dog!
A slender long waist, a clumsy face, dull eyes, and a black and non-slippery dog breed!
Even if you dare to show the aristocratic blood of the Jade Emperor Lao'er, it is also amazing......
Today's melon, one out of layers, is really big enough!
The immortals looked ashamed. Looking at this Erlang God's honest appearance on weekdays, I didn't expect that there were quite a lot of small means to climb up, and I really admired Yang Jian's courage!
The Jade Emperor was furious: "I'm really angry! Yang Jian, are you fat! You actually allowed that black dog and golden retriever dog to mess around, and you didn't want to explain it truthfully!"
Yang Jian was shocked. How could this be done by the Howling Dog, isn't this the Ruyi Lang dog that the Golden Retriever found himself!
"The Jade Emperor forgives the sin! Xiao Xian, Xiao Xian really doesn't know, and it is impossible for him to have the slightest bit of dog guts! I use a loop chain to tie that dog in the palace every day, and I don't know it...... What the hell is going on! I must have been wronged......"
Xu Linben laughed wildly in his heart, hahaha dog guts, Yang Jian, Yang Jian, you are quite self-aware when you are dying!
The Jade Emperor was furious, and when he saw that he was about to condemn Yang Jian, Xu Linben stepped forward and made a move, but pleaded for Yang Jian.
"Tell the Jade Emperor, Erlang God is the god of war in the heavenly court, and he has great military achievements, and now he is refining the pill to purify all sentient beings. ”
"Although the elm made a mistake in his head for a while, owed some debts, and let go of a dog, it will not be condemned, and now that the mongrel in your pet womb has died, Xiaoxian also begs you to be gracious!"
Cat crying mouse fake mercy you!
Yang Jian snorted and tightly pressed his secretly rioting fist.
How could the iron bones allow this ninth-order immortal to be desperately ridiculed! He must find out the whole story and clear up his grievances!
"Okay, you little medical fairy, not only are you good at medicine, but you also really like medical ethics and human affection. ”
"The ancestor Hongjun is always chattering every day, doing nothing and not seeking progress, I want to apprentice to you, idle and boring to understand and understand. What do you think?"
, this award is a bit big, the Jade Emperor wants to worship himself as a teacher? I don't have tinnitus, right?
The Jade Emperor smiled, and all the immortals followed the discussion.
"Jade Emperor, this ...... This apprenticeship is not necessary...... Xiaoxian can't stand it!"
Xu Lin was flattered and knelt down in front of the Jade Emperor.
It's too cowardly, but the other party is the lord of the Three Realms after all, and he can turn the sky with one finger, but it's just a lifting word, how can he be apprenticed to himself!
"That's fine. I'll ask you again another day. Yang Jian, if you miss the widow's love and pet, I will spare you once. Punish you for facing the wall for 7749 days, and you will not be allowed to walk the dog!"
"Yes...... Guilty of subjugation. "Yang Jian, if you didn't be arrogant just now, how can you become angry and deflated now?
"Little fairy, I reward you, what do you want? ”
Heaven and Earth Coins?Wine and Wine?
Xu Lin was in trouble.
[Why do you want a palace when you are still stunned! Tell the Jade Emperor quickly, your next task is to develop business in Heavenly Court and open a private pet hospital]
"Jade Emperor, Xiaoxian wanders and practices medicine all the year round, and wants a place to hide......"
"Okay! I'll reward you with a glass palace. Yang Jian, I will set aside your ten acres of fiefdom and reward it to the little medicine fairy!"
I...... It was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, Yang Jian thought to himself which evil sect spell he had fallen for today! Grandma's will give it, anyway, he didn't make up the rent!
This......
Bastard, this Liangzi with Yang Jian is completely connected.
But whatever, he finally gained another percent!
Xu Lin originally said: "Uh, Xiaoxian...... Compliance ......"
[Congratulations to the staff!20,000 points of medical skill reward!Five days of paid leave!Successfully promoted to assistant physician and flowers!】
However, there is one thing that Xu Lin didn't understand, who sent the letter to the Jade Emperor Lao'er and hung his diagnosis and treatment number?
It stands to reason that he, an unknown little medicine immortal, should not have been invited by the lord of the Three Realms to come for diagnosis and treatment!
Behind a series of things, there must be a awesome character who doesn't want to show up......
"Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, and the red boy, you two have made great contributions to saving my pets today, and you are greatly rewarded!"
Li Jing and Red Boy looked at each other with some surprise. Hey, I didn't expect the white wolf with empty gloves, and I was lucky to follow this barefoot Jianghu doctor to eat and drink, and take a reward from the Jade Emperor Lao'er!
"Brother, the medical skills are okay! The imperial doctor has a headache, you can do it. Why, if you don't dislike it, make a friend. ”
After the court, the red boy not only enthusiastically wanted to pay homage to Xu Linben, knowing that Xu Lin was not familiar with the transportation of the heavenly court in all directions, but also sent him to the new palace in the wind.
Xu Lin was moved.
It's cool to go to the clinic for a while, and it's cool to go out all the time! It's him! The first old iron in the heavenly court.
But as soon as he arrived at the Liuli Palace, Xu Lin suddenly exploded on the spot.
Made, this Erlang God is in arrears of rent and pumping, and all the water and electricity have been stopped!!There is also a spider web, and those who don't know still think it's a spider spirit new dance hall!!
Find a red boy and ask, the electric mother is on a business trip, and Shui Dexing Jun is out of the sky, how can this be opened!
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