In the afternoon, the summer sun, the blue sea and the beach.

After settling down, I took Wang Ping, Gu Lang and Zhang Jianming to a seafood restaurant 500 meters away from the hotel for lunch, and then walked all the way back and chatted in the beach rest area in front of the hotel.

Under the parasol on the side, Wang Ping, who had eaten a little, was lying on his back on a beach chair with his claws facing the sky, and Gu Lang had a pair of sunglasses on his face, looking funny.

Zhang Jianming is also the first time to see such a humane flat-headed brother, and he is not only amazed, but also subverts his previous perception of this animal.

After all, whether it is a joke on the Internet or a news report, the description of this animal is a love of fighting and a love of death. Brother Pingtou's irascible personality is far more famous than his high IQ. This has also led to everyone's perception of Brother Pingtou staying in the stage of violence, unreasonableness and neurosis.

Probably, perhaps, I used to be hearsay, right?

But the truth is like this, but the feeling of seeing it in the video is different from actually facing it.

So although Gu Lang repeatedly explained that as long as he didn't say bad things about this thing, he wouldn't hurt anyone, Zhang Jianming still ran to the other side of Gu Lang and sat down, resolutely not next to Wang Ping.

After talking about the situation after the two separated for a while, they probably felt that Wang Ping was asleep, and the conversation between the two was released a lot. Zhang Jianming also secretly slandered, saying that Lao Tzu should be so nervous for Mao?

Behind the sunglasses, Wang Ping's eyes kept sweeping over the bikini beauties on the beach in the distance, but his ears kept on his ears, listening to the conversation between the two about himself.

"So, you're going to take it back home?"

Zhang Jianming's voice suddenly rose an octave, which made Gu Lang and Wang Ping stunned.

Is there anything else that has been overlooked?

"Brother Zhang, why are you so excited? I'm just asking to see what formalities should be done. Don't worry, since I asked, I will definitely have to go through our formal path. Gu Lang said with a smile.

"Xiao Gu, I'm not hitting you. Zhang Jianming smiled bitterly, shook his head and said, "The problem is not on our side. Although you're only... Emmm, this flathead guy you met in the wild, and there is no adoption procedure. But thanks to your help in the official discovery of poachers, this is not a problem. ”

"The problem is our Huaxia. Zhang Jianming continued: "You may not know that our Huaxia Customs is very strict with foreign animals. Even if you have all the formalities and quarantine certificates, there are only two categories of cats and dogs that are finally allowed to enter the camera. And only one!"

Nani!

At this time, whether it was Gu Lang or Wang Ping, their faces were all capitalized and confused.

When is the rule set? Why don't I know?

"Hey, isn't it, Brother Zhang. At this moment, Gu Laosan's brain was unprecedentedly good, and he asked rhetorically: "We have all kinds of pets in our country now. What Burmese pythons, Brazilian turtles, chameleons, and great Australian spiders. How did these get into China? It's not our own production, right?"

Zhang Jianming: ...... Why, I was actually asked by this fool.

"Estimated... It's because the policy of the commercial mouth is different..."Zhang Jianming said with some uncertainty.

Seeing Gu Lang rolling his eyes, not knowing what bad idea he was thinking, Zhang Jianming hurriedly interrupted him: "I advise you not to be careful, at the moment, you and the person next to you are also public figures in our country, I don't know how many people are staring at it." Unless..."

"Unless what?" Gu Lang hurriedly asked when he heard that someone's words seemed to have a turnaround.

"What I know is that there are a few animals that can be allowed to be allowed in the camera on an exceptional basis. Zhang Jianming thought for a while and said: "Like international search and rescue dogs, guide dogs have special work nature. There are also macaques and chimpanzees used in experiments or performances, which can also be approved for filming. You're... Position, why don't you try this channel?"

"Him?"

Gu Lang touched his chin and asked thoughtfully, "You mean to let my eldest go to take a police dog certificate?"

God's special police dog certificate!

Zhang Jianming and Wang Ping rolled their eyes in unison, hating to touch their foreheads with their hands. The difference is that Zhang Jianming's white eyes are particularly conspicuous, while a certain badger does not move.

Holding back the feeling of wanting to scold the street, Zhang Jianming calmed down for a while, and then patiently continued: "I mean, you can sign performance agreements with some domestic media in the form of performance guests. In this way, during the performance, this person can stay in the country, and at the same time, he will avoid the trouble of entering the camera. ”

"Hey, that's a good idea!

Gu Lang's eyes lit up and said with a smile.

Zhang Jianming turned his head, unable to complain about the sometimes smart and sometimes stupid performance of this product.

However, Zhang Jianming's words did remind Gu Lang. Career certificate or something, it is estimated that it is difficult to do it. Even if Wang Ping's performance is 10,000 times smarter than some dogs, the official may not be willing to send him a certificate such as "search and rescue badger" and "guide badger".

After all, Brother Pingtou's irritability is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the ghost knows if this thing loses his temper, whether he will take the blind man to the ditch.

It's the kind of performer, and the operability is greater.

Dude is a little famous for teasing the fish, right? Why don't you make good use of the power of the platform at this time, what are you waiting for?

After chatting about the matter, Gu Lang didn't have to wait too long, and the embassy called Zhang Jianming and asked him to take Gu Lang to the embassy to report.

Sent Wang Ping back to the room, Gu Lang changed into a formal dress that he had bought at noon, and left with Zhang Jianming.

Wang Ping played with the tablet in the room for a while, then checked the wound on his nose in the mirror, and took a hot bath in the washbasin.

When the sun was setting in the west on the beach, Gu Lang came back with his head bowed.

"It doesn't look like I'm going to be praised. ”

Wang Ping, who was standing on the coffee table in the suite, was gloating about the hair dryer.

Wang Ping guessed correctly.

Gu Lang originally thought that he could be called by the embassy to talk this time because he had found poachers in the Ngorong Reserve, and he also took them around in circles, buying time for the military to arrest and maintaining the image of the Chinese people.

In fact, at the beginning of the conversation, one of the officials who received Gu Lang on behalf of the ambassador did praise him.

But in the following time, someone experienced a series of popular science education such as "Wilderness Survival Guide", "Precautions for Foreign Travel", "Laws and Regulations Different from China in Various Countries" and so on. And it's forced, you can't listen to it.

Gu Lang's behavior of not contacting the government to hire guards as soon as he arrived in South Africa was criticized for half an hour.

Gu Lang didn't know how he left the embassy in the end, anyway, his mood at the moment was the same as when he was invited by the teacher when he was in middle school.

Of course, some people's personality is to eat a trench and grow wise, and some people are repeatedly taught and lie down where they fall.

When the hotel sent two lobsters for dinner, and Wang Ping hugged and nibbled one by one, he left all the re-education he experienced in the embassy behind.

Before contacting Teayu to discuss how to define Wang Ping as a guest performer, there is one more important thing to do.

"Boss, tomorrow morning, I'll take you to the quarantine center for a rabies vaccine!" Behind the lobster shell, Gu Lang's muffled voice came.

"Click!"

Wang Ping opened his mouth and subconsciously broke the lobster shell in front of him in half.

Injection?