"Zhao-Yu!" In the quiet dense forest, Miao Ying's roar of almost murder was suddenly heard, "Is your brain full of roundworms? Didn't I tell you, told you to bring two tents? What about tents? This ...... What is this?"

Before leaving, Miao Ying obviously saw Zhao Yu carrying two tent bags, so he thought that he had brought two tents as agreed. Who knows, one of the bags is a tent, and the other is not, but full of messy things.

"Well......" Zhao Yu explained unhurriedly, "this tent is the most expensive in his shop, it is said to be the latest fully automatic tent, and besides, it is not a problem to fit four or five people in it! Besides, save resources! If you have to walk such a long way, you have to travel lightly, and you must not be tired to death with two tents?"

"What about the sleeping bag? Why do you only have one sleeping bag? Where's the moisture mat?"

Miao Ying scolded as she unzipped another tent bag. As a result, ** bottles of Tsingtao beer and a lot of snacks such as chicken feet and duck necks appeared.

"I'll go!" ......Miao Ying's eyebrows were crooked, "Zhao Yu, what are you bringing here?" Wilderness Zhao Ye, are you still carrying peanuts and edamame? Tell me, let's go out on a long journey, what are you bringing beer for? Do you want to open a food stall in the forest?"

"Hmm...... Well!" Zhao Yu explained unhurriedly again, "It's useless to relieve fatigue! I'm so tired from walking this day, drink some wine to relieve my fatigue!"

"The bastard belt is smoking, I've convinced you!" Miao Ying continued to fire while pulling the items in her pocket, "Let's go to the field to handle the case, you don't bring a flashlight, you don't bring a rope, you don't even bring a lighter, look at you, my God, this ...... What is this......"

Miao Ying took out several large boxes of Durex from Zhao Yu's pocket.

"Mistaken ...... Misunderstanding!" At this moment, Zhao Yu blushed slightly and said, "I'm an upright person, don't want to get dirty! I've seen it on TV, this thing can be used to hold water, and it can also be used to tie things, but it's strong!"

"Tie something, tie what?I see, do you have any bad tendencies, do you?Shake M or shake S?" Miao Ying was so angry that she smoked, "Fortunately, I didn't believe you, Lord Zhao of the Wilderness, otherwise, I would have been left to drink the northwest wind!"

After speaking, Miao Ying turned around and opened the zipper of the tent bag and began to skillfully set up the only tent.

"Hmm...... That one...... Captain Miao, listen to my explanation......" Zhao Yu stepped forward and wanted to defend himself.

"Get out, pick up firewood, stay away from me!" Miao Ying yelled, "I'm really confused, my God, how can I trust your mallet?"

"Okay, okay, leave it to me!" Zhao Yu hurriedly picked up firewood.

Although it was not yet 7 p.m., it was getting dark in the forest, and the two had already been on the road for a day, so they found a clean place to prepare for camping.

Before entering the mountain, Miao Ying originally wanted to find a guide in the local area, but she was all driven away by Zhao Yu, and one of them was originally booked, but Zhao Yu quietly stuffed two hundred yuan and sent it away.

Obediently, Zhao Yu finally caught this good opportunity to get close to the goddess, how could he let others come out to stir up the situation? Before entering the forest, he patted his chest and assured, saying that he was an expert in the wilderness, and he didn't need any guide at all.

However, not long after he came in, he couldn't find the north at all! Fortunately, Miao Ying had a certain amount of outdoor experience, so he didn't go astray.

Actually, but, of course, these are all deliberately made by Zhao Yu. Although he is very lo-friendly about wilderness adventures, he is not weak enough to be so brainless.

The reason why he did such an exaggerated job was naturally because he wanted to do something with Miao Da Beauty? As the saying goes, if there is no difficulty, it is necessary to create difficulties, and only with difficulties can the two get closer together!

Hey, hey, hey......

A tent, a sleeping bag, a stack of Durex...... This idea has reached the point of explicitness!

Zhao Yu hummed a little song by Zhu Bajie and his daughter-in-law, while leisurely picking up firewood, and at the same time fantasizing about the beautiful life of living in a tent with a beautiful woman at night.

After a day's journey today, they are still thirty or forty kilometers away from the area where the old experts experienced floods.

Starting tomorrow, they will officially enter the tracking phase. Therefore, tonight was the only time when Zhao Yu could have some fun with Miao Ying, and he naturally would not miss such a great opportunity.

Of course, play is fun, but Zhao Yu is not relaxed at all, he used a strengthened version of the detector that can last for 10 days in the morning, once someone with electronic equipment wants to approach him, it will inevitably not escape his detection.

Call......

The fire was rising just in time, and it was already completely dark.

Perhaps, Miao Ying has seen through Zhao Yu's little abacus, and after lighting the fire, she never expressed her anger at Zhao Yu, and after setting up the tent, she put the outdoor cooking utensils she brought on the fire and began to cook instant noodles.

"Hey, it's so fragrant...... Zhao Yu raised his nose and sniffed it, his stomach was also a little hungry, so he hurriedly came to the front and said, "Captain Miao, can you cook me a pack too?"

"No," Miao Ying said resolutely, "eat your chicken feet! I didn't expect you to only bring this little thing, and I have to keep some instant noodles!"

"Who said I only brought such a little stuff!"

As he spoke, Zhao Yu brought the satchel over and took out two plastic bags from it, one plastic bag was holding sesame baked cakes, and the other plastic bag was wrapped in oiled paper, and inside the oiled paper was a fragrant roast chicken!

"Come on, I'm not as stingy as you, give, take the ......" Zhao Yu broke a chicken leg and handed it to Miao Ying.

"I'll go!" Miao Ying only felt dizzy, and while taking the chicken leg, she "appreciated" it, "Zhao Yu, you are really a wonderful flower in the wilderness survival world!"

"Win the prize, pass the prize! Why don't you call it Wilderness Zhao Ye?" ......said Zhao Yu, who took out another plastic bag from his butt pocket, "There are salted duck eggs here, let's eat them with baked cakes, porcelain!"

I pour!

Miao Ying almost threw the chicken leg into the fire......

After eating, the two planned their itinerary for tomorrow and the scope of their search. However, Zhao Yu was obviously distracted, and his eyes had been looking affectionately at Miao Ying's beautiful face under the firelight. His heart was pounding, and a primitive hormone peculiar to male animals spread throughout his body.

Zhao Yu is a middle and old player, and with a roll of his eyes, he found the entry point to defeat the goddess.

"Hey, Captain Miao, let's have another discussion before we go to bed?" Zhao Yu stood up, dusted off the soil, and said deliberately, "The last time you taught me a few tricks in the martial arts hall, I was a little rusty again, why don't you teach me again?"

"What's the matter, stinky hooligan, what kind of crooked idea are you playing?" Although Miao Ying scolded in her mouth, she still stood up and played tricks with Zhao Yu.

The two of them went back and forth in the open space by the fire, practicing the tricks of the past.

Zhao Yu had already designed it, and he had practiced it very well, but he suddenly turned around and exerted his strength, hugged Miao Ying's arms behind him, and then used a trick to lock the gong and imprison Miao Ying.

"You...... Hey......" Miao Ying struggled to shake her shoulders, but Zhao Yu's strength was super strong, and she couldn't break free at all.

Seeing that the plan succeeded, Zhao Yu immediately licked his face and leaned into Miao Ying's ear, and said with a smile: "Hey, hey, Captain Miao, look...... I'm good enough at this trick, right?" Zhao Yu pressed his face tightly to Miao Ying's ear, "You can't move anymore, if I kiss your face, you will lose ......"

"Zhao Yu, you bastard!" Miao Ying was still struggling but couldn't break free, and her face was flushed with anxiety.