Dirt dogs?

Qin Mengyan has a soil dog at home?

Thinking of the medicines she brought to herself, Xu Moqiu quickly reacted - she was the earth dog in her mouth!

Lu Caidie took the thermometer handed over by Xu Moqiu and looked at it: "Thirty-nine degrees five, it's quite awesome! I'll give you two injections?"

"No, no, just hang the bottle!" Xu Moqiu hurriedly shook his head and refused.

Injection? Dare to let Miss Lu Jiaer get an injection? Last time, an injection hurt for a whole week, and this time I am afraid I will have to live in your infirmary.

Lu Caidie said sarcastically: "You are a big man, you are even afraid of injections?"

"It's not a question of being scared or not, eh...... I think it's better to avoid it. ”

"Okay, then you can tie it yourself. ”

"Don't, it's better for you to come, you're professional. ”

Despite the infusion, Xu Moqiu's hands and mouth were not ambiguous at all, and he took the melon seeds on the bedside table and "crackled", and the cigarette ash was bounced everywhere.

"Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was playing on the LCD TV opposite, and Xu Moqiu watched it with relish.

Lu Caidie was speechless, this uncle, where does it look like he came to see a doctor?

In the morning, except for a few of Xu Moqiu's students who came to see him, no one else came to see the doctor, Xu Moqiu threw away the last cigarette butt and looked at Lu Caidie: "Caidie, do me a favor." ”

"No, I don't. ”

"You...... I haven't even said it, and you refused, right?"

Lu Caidie sorted out the information on the table: "I don't think there's anything wrong. ”

"Oh, it's just a small favor! You see, I'm not convenient now, is it? Besides, I helped you last time!"

"What do you want to do?"

Xu Moqiu sat up: "You help me buy a pack of cigarettes, no, two packs! Oh, and buy some snacks by the way, melon seeds, peanuts, popcorn ......"

"Would you like two more beers?"

Xu Moqiu touched his chin: "I think it's okay." ”

"It's okay! This is at school! Can you be a bit like a teacher?" Lu Caidie took out a card from the pen holder and threw it over, "This is the phone number from the commissary, you asked them to deliver it yourself, I don't have time." ”

At noon, Qin Mengyan came over, Xu Moqiu seemed to have taken root in bed, and asked Qin Mengyan to help bring a boxed lunch, and continued to lie on the bed and watch TV.

After eating, there was no class in the afternoon, so he explained the situation to Gao Yuanjun, and fell asleep again with his head covered.

It wasn't until the evening self-study bell rang that I reluctantly got out of the bed.

In addition to the three, there were still five vacant seats in the classroom, Xu Moqiu suddenly felt unhappy, knocked on the table and said to Zhao Yaru: "What's the matter with these people?

Zhao Yaru stood up with a helpless expression: "I didn't ask for leave, I guess I went out to play their broken game again!"

Xu Moqiu suddenly frowned: "Mom, is that game so fun? I don't understand you young people, no matter how powerful it is, isn't it just a bunch of data? ”

Gou Xiong raised his hand: "Teacher, are you going to catch them back?"

"I'm full, don't I have to ride hard? Okay, that's all. Xu Moqiu picked up a magazine and read it boringly, but he was thinking in his heart: It can't go on like this, we must find a way to punish these Internet addicted teenagers!

After class, Xu Moqiu found Lu Bao'er, a classmate lying in the snack pile.

Following him to the balcony, Lu Baoer often stuffed potato chips in her mouth and said vaguely: "Hmm...... What are you doing with your puppet?"

Xu Moqiu unceremoniously snatched the potato chips and stuffed them into his mouth: "Bao'er, are you playing games?"

Lu Bao'er snatched it back again: "Shenma game?"

"Blue Moon!" thought for a moment, and then added, "The ultimate version." ”

Lu Bao'er rolled her eyes: "Spicy chicken game!

Sex. ”

Xu Moqiu's eyes lit up: "Really?"

Lu Bao'er looked proud: "Of course!"

Xu Moqiu immediately changed his face: "Then can you do me a favor?"

"Not good!"

"You ......"

"Unless you promise to do one thing. ”

"What's the matter?" Xu Moqiu looked vigilant, lest Lu Bao'er dig a pit for him again.

Lu Bao'er thought for a while: "Hmm...... For the time being, I will think of it, and I will tell you when I think of the bird. ”

"Okay! I promised. For the sake of our Bao'er, I will go to the soup and go to the fire!"

"Then what do you say, do you want to puppet the gods? Declare in advance, if it's stealing my sister's underwear again...... One thing is not enough. ”

"I'm not that kind of person. That's ......" Xu Moqiu whispered a few words in her ear, "How is it?

"Little case!"

"Then let's go home together tonight!"

"Don't even go with you!" Shove the remaining potato chips into Xu Moqiu's arms, and Lu Bao'er swaggered back to the classroom.

At this moment, ten miles away in the Star Internet Cafe, in a small room in the corner.

The room was smoky, the floor was full of cigarette butts, and in the corner of the wall was a row of steaming instant noodles that had already been eaten. An uncle next to him took off his shoes and slammed them violently.

Several Internet addict teenagers led by Chen Aman are biting cigarette butts, stepping on chairs, waving mice and slapping keyboards, killing the sky and the moon, the sun and the moon are dark, and their mouths are full of swearing.

"Slot, up, slot, can't you use it nailed?"

"Mother, where is your dog, Taoist!

"A bunch of waste! I can't fight a boss, how about forming your horse team?"

Several people were quite loud, and they completely regarded the Internet café as their own home. In an instant, it caused dissatisfaction among other customers.

A burly-looking middle-aged man walked in and beckoned, "You guys, be quiet!

I just had a fight with someone yesterday, and although I lost, Chen Aman's heart swelled, and his eyes slanted: "Who are you?

"That's it, don't be there Bibi! Otherwise, you're welcome!" Xiao Changfu also replied, and continued to shout into the earphones, "Come on, mage ice roars and learns to play, isn't it?"

The white toad smiled and said, "Hurry up and get out!" Otherwise, you will be beaten to the ground and sing conquest in a while!"

"Hey, you little cubs are quite horizontal! Grandpa, I'm going to see how horizontal you are today!" The big man was suddenly angry, stepped forward, and slapped Xiao Changfu's headphones with his backhand.

"Mommy's ......"

Xiao Changfu was beaten, and several other people suddenly jumped up, and with a "bang", more than a dozen big men immediately stood up in the Internet café, and the small room was instantly surrounded by water.

The big man twisted his neck: "You like to sing conquest, don't you? Take them all out, squat at the door of the Internet café, hold your ears in your hands, and sing ten times each! If you don't learn well at a young age, I'll educate you for your teacher! Provoke me? Eat the bear's heart and leopard's gall!"

At first glance, several people looked at each other, where did they dare to resist? They had to squat at the door of the Internet café and sing about conquest in humiliation.

In the Lu family villa, Xu Moqiu served tea and water to her next to Lu Baoer with a flattering face, and on the computer in front of her, there was a note with the IDs and occupations of the birdmen in his class in the game and the gang information.

The moment Lu Baoer logged in, the "Dididi" private message rang non-stop, and everywhere she went, she was hugging each other, and it was really the first battle in the world.

Her game ID is called Sister Bao'er, who is invincible in the world, and she is a female warrior. A body of bells and whistles, and a textbook-long entry for equipment attributes, you don't need to think about it to know that this is definitely a god costume!

There are a lot of licking dogs on the public screen:

"Sister Bao'er is here, take me with you!"

"Sister Bao'er begs for alms!"

"Sister Bao'er, is there a copy of it?

Xu Moqiu couldn't help but whisper, "Bao'er, are you the legendary 'Krypton Gold Sow'?"

"Can 8 talk, don't play with birds!" Lu Baoer was unhappy, and was about to go offline.

"Hey, hey, I'm just kidding!" Xu Moqiu hurriedly stopped, and hurriedly handed the peeled orange to her mouth, and said with a flattering face, "Taste this orange, isn't it sweet?"

"Starfish. Lu Baoer replied vaguely, and began to enter the state, and when a horn went down, the licking dog who was eager to please her immediately sent the coordinates of the target person.

Chen Aman's gang was fighting with the hidden small boss in the mining area, and suddenly there was a flash of golden light in front of him, thinking that this was a sign of exploding equipment, and then "swished", before he could see what was happening, the screen of the five people was black and white, and their game characters fell to the ground in unison.

"Damn, what's going on?what's going on just now?" Chen Aman, who had just returned from singing the conquest, was so angry that he almost smashed the keyboard, and was warned again, so he was honest.

Xiao Changfu shook his head: "I don't know, is it a system bug?"

The white toad shouted: "Mom, go online quickly! The boss will be robbed in a while!"

"That's right. ”

The five of them went online again, teamed up, bought medicines or something, and teleported to the place just now, just set up a formation, and didn't have time to start fighting. There was another flash of golden light, and then with a "bang", the screen turned black and white again, and this time even the equipment on his body exploded a few pieces.

"What the hell, why did you die again?" Chen Aman jumped to his feet in anger.

Xiao Changfu wrinkled his brows: "Is it difficult, this boss still has hidden skills?"

Chen Aman shook his head: "Impossible! It's not the first time I've hit it, I don't know what skills it has?"

Pang Guangdao: "Don't talk nonsense, the equipment will be picked up in a while." ”

When a few people go online again and return to their destination, where is there any equipment? Even the boss is lying on the ground.

"What's going on here? The boss died violently, and what about the equipment?"

"I guess I was picked up by a passerby!"

"What the hell, forget it, let's go to a low-grade dungeon!" "The equipment has been blown up, and the current dungeon must not be mixed, and a few people have no choice, so they have to march towards the previous dungeon.

However, what drove them crazy was that every time they just started a battle with the boss, they didn't know what was going on, and the five of them died violently.

Chen Aman was furious, grabbing his hair like a chicken nest: "Can anyone tell me what happened?"

"Wait, steamed buns, have you heard of a knife technique that fell from the sky?"

"The sword technique that fell from the sky? you mean......" Chen Aman suddenly remembered a legend in their costume - the number one guy in the whole server who had the only invisibility ring in the whole server!

It is rumored that this big guy is not only clever, but also a veritable kryptonite sow, and he has to say nothing about the money he rushes in it...... Anyway, there are a lot, it is said that he kills people and never needs a second knife, and even the second place in the whole server is a knife second.

Xiao Changfu said: "Apart from her, who else can kill people invisibly? And you see, she is still online!"

"No, we didn't offend her, why did she cut us for no reason?"

"I guess it's the bad taste of the rich! What next?" the white toad looked depressed. I couldn't beat it, and Krypton didn't win, so I had to break my teeth and swallow it in my belly.

Chen Aman gritted his teeth: "I still don't believe that she can keep guarding us and killing?"

Chen Aman's words are really good, Lu Baoer killed them a few times and then began to be absent-minded, after all, it is indeed not a glorious thing to chase a few weak chickens in the whole server, and it is no wonder that she can afford to be interested. It's just that Xu Moqiu is a remnant of the party, so he has to be in a hurry.

"Count the birds, let's issue a wanted warrant!" Lu Baoer yawned, crackled and typed a string of words, and went offline without saying a word.

Lu Bao'er went offline, Chen Aman suddenly smiled, but soon the smile froze, no matter where they went, a large group of people would come to the door at any time, and without saying a word, "crackling" was a random cut.

All night, the five people were completely fleeing, killing until half past four in the morning, and the last piece of equipment exploded, Chen Aman couldn't hold back anymore, and dropped the mouse: "Slot!