Chapter 63: The Adventure of the Maokeng
I saw her take a step forward gently, but the floor shook very weakly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Sikong Xiao was embarrassed for her, but the woman lowered her head as if nothing had happened, pretended to be shy, covered her mouth with the fat hand that almost caught up with Sikong Xiao's head, and said softly...
"This boy is so familiar, have we met somewhere? It's annoying to say, I don't know what happened to this Wind Thunder City today, and all the inns have no rooms..."
After a pause, the woman raised her almost invisible squinting eyes and threw a pitiful "wink" at the beautiful man...
"Childe, you see that I am such a weak woman with nowhere to go, what if I run into a bad person?
Sikong rolled his eyes angrily, didn't he grab the room with confidence before! And with your tonnage, which bad guy would provoke you without opening his eyes?
"I'm sorry..."
The warm and cold voice sounded again, Sikong Xiao was stunned for a moment, and turned his eyes to look at the peerless beauty with a heartbroken expression.
Ahhh
At first glance, he is the kind of kind-hearted person.,A warm man who will bandage the bird when it's injured.,What if he can't think of agreeing?!
"What's wrong with you?"
Sikong Huang looked at Sikong Xiao with a tangled face in shock, why was he sad like this in an instant?
Feeling the pressure on his mouth disappear, Sikong Xiao moved his mouth, seeing that the peerless beauty was about to speak, Sikong Xiao blurted out a loud roar in his heart...
"I'll give you a room! Beautiful man sleep with me!"
Almost at the same time, the beautiful man's voice rang out...
"I'm not in the habit of sleeping with pigs. ”
The world was silent for a moment, Sikong Xiao seemed to hear a crisp sound of heartbreak, the pot-bellied woman was stunned for a second, and when she came back to her senses, she quickly lowered her head and covered her face, whining and crying and rushing out of the door.
Well?
This is different from what I imagined!Sikong Xiao turned his head to look at the beautiful man in a daze, and the beautiful man in white also raised his eyebrows and looked at Sikong Xiao, and the two were silent for a while...
"Shopkeeper, please lead the way..."
“……”
"Shopkeeper?"
"Ahh
The boss reacted smartly, and hurriedly walked in front of the beautiful man, "Wu Gongzi here, please..."
Seeing that the beautiful man in white followed the boss upstairs without looking back, Sikong smiled pitifully and bit his sleeve, looking at his back without tears, woo woo, the beautiful man actually ignored himself...
"Stupid woman, hot face and cold ass..."
There was a contemptuous mockery of the black chicken in her ears, but Sikong Xiao had no idea, her little heart had been smashed into slag by the beautiful man.
dragged his feet to the door of his room, pushed open the door with a "crunch", and Sikong Xiao stretched his neck and looked around.
Call... Fortunately, there is no such strange thing as a cotton beast, otherwise the old lady would have come to an angry wind and thunder inn!
"Miss, Xiao Ye is waiting for you to change your clothes and rest, right?"
Sikong smiled and waved his hand weakly, "Xiao Ye, you go and rest first! ”
"Miss..."
Xiao Ye called out worriedly, Sikong Xiao raised his head and raised his eyebrows, "Xiao Ye, what kind of expression do you have?!
"Miss, don't talk nonsense!"
Sikong smiled and patted his mouth, yawned a long time, and said, "Okay, okay, Xiao Ye, go and rest, your young lady is going to meet Zhou Gong." ”
Late at night, silent.
"Snorr... Snoring..."
Sikong Xiao counted the sheep with a pair of godless eyes, and at this moment, there was another extremely loud snoring sound in his ears!
Why is it interrupted by this black chicken every time you count to a thousand? It must have been intentional, right?
Thinking of this, Sikong smiled and glanced at the sweet black *** sleeping next to him, and gently stretched out his hand to grab a white hair on the top of its head...
"Whew..."
The snoring stopped abruptly, Sikong Xiao looked at the white hair on his hand and said "tsk", let you snore and affect the old lady to count the sheep!
Rolling on the soft bed, Sikong Xiao was about to count from 1, but suddenly felt a feeling of suffocation in his abdomen, and the urge to urinate came up, Sikong Xiao sighed and hurriedly lifted the quilt, put on the coat next to the bed, and hurried out.
"Knock, knock..."
The sound of going down the stairs was very clear in the middle of the night, Sikong Xiao covered his stomach and clamped his legs, hey...
Where is this hut?
Hurriedly taking small steps, Sikong Xiao probed his brain in the dark night, and finally found two wooden houses that looked like thatched huts in a small corner of the inn.
"Finally found..."
"Kuang..."
As soon as he pushed open the door of one of the rooms, Sikong Xiao's face suddenly pulled down, I'll go! It's been a long time since I cleaned up!
It's going to overflow...
There was another burst of urine, Sikong Xiao groaned and clamped his thighs hard, helplessly leaned on the closed wooden door of another thatched pit, stretched out his hand and knocked.
"Knock knock..."
"Dude, open the door!
Sikong laughed and trembled, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Dude, dude, are you constipated, don't you bring paper?!Hey, dude, do you need help?!"
"Knock... Knock knock..."
After waiting for a while, no one squeaked, Sikong Xiao muttered in his heart, it shouldn't be... Could it be that there was no one, and then the wind locked the door?
"Hey, no one's old lady came in..."
There was silence for three seconds, but there was still no sound.
Sikong Xiao silently rolled up his sleeves and jumped up on the wooden door, and was about to climb in, when a warm and angry voice sounded from overhead.
"What are you doing?"
Sikong laughed and hissed, is there someone in the feelings, so don't you make a sound? It's definitely intentional!
With a "crunch", the people inside pushed open the door without saying anything, and they didn't care that Sikong Xiao was still hanging on the door.
"Oh, don't you see I'm still at the door? Forget it, my mother is dying..."
Sikong slipped to the ground with a smile, and without looking, he pulled the person who came out of the toilet to the side, rushed in, closed the door and squatted down impatiently.
"Whew..."
It's so cool!
Standing up slowly, Sikong smiled sleepily and stared at the sky outside the thatched house, it was still a little dark, and it should be possible to sleep in the warm bed...
"Alas... It stinks..."
Sikong smiled and clenched his nose in disgust, that guy just now hasn't solved the "life event" for a few days?
Pursing his lips, he was about to stretch out his hand to push the door open, when suddenly a "boom" sound fell from the sky, and Sikong Xiao looked up with wide eyes.
My good boy!
This person doesn't have to rush to the toilet, right?
Jumped straight off the roof!
"Oh no, this guy landed in the wrong direction!"
Sikong Xiao exclaimed, turned around and rushed out of the pit quickly, neatly closed the wooden door, and then heard the sound of "plopping" into the water.
Then the wooden door shook, as if something had been splashed...