VIP Volume 613 Horse-faced Peng Yibo
The horse face does not mean that the surname is Ma, but the old man with the wooden face is the same, just like the horse, so it is jokingly called the horse face.
The horse's face is called Peng Yibo, in his fifties, medium build, and the top of his head is slightly bald, but his face is clearly angled, and he looks like he still retains a trace of handsomeness.
If you want to say that Peng Yibo is attached to one in southern Hunan, he can also be regarded as a maverick figure.
As a senior professor of Shonan Affiliated One, he has also been a veteran qualification for 20 years in Shonan, not only opening the Department of Fine Internal Medicine, but also serving as a doctoral supervisor, and he is the number one person in the entire Shonan Affiliated One.
However, such a No. 1 person also applied for a part-time job as a department counselor.
What does a department counselor do?
To put it nicely, it is equivalent to the head teacher of junior high school and high school, who is responsible for disciplining students.
However, there is little significance in the freedom of university learning, and counselors are more engaged in students' ideological education and behavior management.
To put it mildly, if something happens to a student, someone has to come forward to solve it, and that person is the counselor.
Babysitter, wet nurse, and ass wiping .......
Even so, the counselor was disliked by the students in various ways.
It can be said that counselors are basically the most oppressed, the most unstatused, and the most unpromising jobs in college. Generally speaking, most of these positions are filled by teaching assistants who have just arrived at the school.
As a professor, doctoral supervisor, and counselor, the entire Shonan Affiliated One is unique, and maybe even the only one in the country.
But at the same time, on the other hand, Peng Yibo's counselor has also become the most feared counselor in Shonan.
Most of the other counselors are teaching assistants, and if you dislike them, you will dislike them, what can you do?
But Peng Yibo is different, except for a very few students who can avoid the fine internal disciplines he opens, the other sixty or seventy percent have to take credits from him.
What are you kidding, do you still want to take credits, and do you want to graduate well.......
You must know that Peng Yibo has never been a good talker, otherwise would he still be jokingly called a horse face when his face is so long all day long?
Therefore, when Ma Xuewen found out that the counselor of this eight-year program was Peng Yibo, he could only say to Zhang Kun: Your luck is really not good......
At this time, there were nearly 50 students sitting sparsely in the small lecture hall, which was all the students of the 18th year of Shonan Affiliated to this year.
On the podium, the horse-faced Peng Yibo was calmly reading the speech on the first day of school.
Peng Yibo's opening speech was not quite the same as Zhang Kun imagined, he was different from other counselors, and he would not say anything, "Congratulations to everyone for completely getting rid of the devilish days of the third year of high school and coming to a free university life."
I will not educate everyone about what a university is, say something like "a university scholar, a master, and a university asks", nor will I say anything about the way of a university, which is in Mingmingde, in being close to the people, and in stopping at perfection.
He stood on the podium, except for the first sentence to introduce his name, he talked about the various rules and regulations of Shonan from beginning to end, this is not allowed, that is not good.
The audience originally came to the university for the first time, and all kinds of excited students became listless under these rules and regulations.
Because they found that the university that seemed to be free in their imagination did not seem to be so free.
Finally, at the end of more than half an hour's speech, when Peng Yibo said, "That's all for the rules and regulations of the school", everyone in the audience was in high spirits and applauded vigorously.
Peng Yibo closed the school manual on the lectern table, and then raised his head: "I still have a few words to say before disbanding!"
With Peng Yibo's words, the audience applauded, and even a few people's excited faces became listless again, but Peng Yibo didn't seem to see it, he just turned his head with a blank face, and swept all the more than 50 people in the audience, and then his voice became slightly colder.
"One of the fifty-one of you didn't come to us through the normal formalities, I know, although I don't know who this person really is, but I want to say. ”
"I don't care who you are, and I don't want to know whose back door you are walking through, how big your background is, and who is an official in your family. ”
"I just want to tell you that it was a complete mistake for you to come here. I'm going to let you know that this is definitely the stupidest decision you've ever made!"
"For a person who does not follow the right path in further education, I can't imagine what this person's character will be, and after such a person becomes a doctor, will he still take saving lives as his own responsibility?"
"Whatever the reason, I will not allow such a person to exist in our school, at least, absolutely not among the students I am responsible for. ”
"So, I'm going to get you out, trust me, I have what it takes. ”
"Of course, it hasn't officially started yet, I'll give you a chance to change your ways, you leave by yourself, whether it's leaving Shonan, or leaving the eight-year system, as long as you don't appear in front of me, I'll treat it as if I've never found out, hello and I'm good, and it also saves everyone's time. ”
"However, if I find that there are still fifty-one people in the class when the school officially starts, then don't blame me for not giving face, everyone will not look good at that time. ”
Peng Yibo finished speaking with a cold face, and his eyes kept sweeping around among the fifty-one people in the audience, making everyone in the audience have a feeling that Peng Yibo was staring at him.
However, what disappointed Peng Yibo was that there were fifty-one people in the audience, some looked suspicious, some were surprised, some looked left and right, and some looked calm from beginning to end, the only one who did not show embarrassment or lowered his head and did not dare to look at him directly.
Seeing this, Peng Yibo snorted coldly: "It's good for yourself!"
After speaking, Peng Yibo waved his hand: "Disband!" After speaking, Peng Yibo picked up the school rules and turned around and left the lecture hall.
After Peng Yibo left, the atmosphere in the ladder classroom was obviously relaxed, and some people even involuntarily breathed a sigh of relief.
But soon someone jumped up and turned his head to look at the people around him: "Wow, which god is it, you can get the eight-year quota of the first attached to Xiangnan, Niu Cha, although this year's admission line is not as high as Tsinghua University and Peking University, but it is only a dozen points behind, cow, really cow!"
With the man's words, the others around him also turned their heads to look around, as if searching for the legendary god.
can get the eight-year quota of Shonan Attached One, this strength, that is definitely leverage.
As for Peng Yibo's character?
Cut, if I have the ability and this background, I don't need to have a problem with my character, not only my character, but also my brain.
Now society is like this, laughing at the poor and not laughing at prostitutes, those with background and strength are characters.
They don't mind having such awesome people among their classmates, and if they can make friends, it's not just a matter of multiple friends and multiple paths.
In the crowd, Zhang Kun was expressionless, quietly looking at the direction where Peng Yibo left.
Zhang Kun knew that Peng Yibo was talking about himself.
Horse face? Finally, I saw it, and it was really smelly and long.
Damn, did I provoke you?What kind of nerves are you?,What's wrong if you don't go the normal way?,I didn't offend you.,What the are you doing?,Just be your counselor.,@#¥%&......。
Zhang Kun complained in his heart, but thinking that he had only offended his counselor on the first day of school, Zhang Kun felt irritable in his heart.
The most important thing is that this counselor is actually a senior professor of the school and a doctoral supervisor .......
Zhang Kun frowned: How can I live in the future!