The two followed the flow of people and soon came to the bank of the river.

They bought a river lantern together, silently made a wish, and put it into the river together.

Watching it float into the distance, the two stood up holding hands.

"Xu Moqiu. ”

"Huh?"

"What did you wish?"

Xu Moqiu smiled: "Guess." ”

"I guess it has something to do with your students. ”

"Clever!" Xu Moqiu nodded, "But you're only half right." ”

"Oh, what's the other half?"

"I'm not going to tell you just yet. ”

"Cut, don't talk about pulling down!" Qin Mengyan looked at the time, "It's not too early, let's go back, so that my dear family can stay alone in the empty room." ”

"Wait!" Xu Moqiu just wanted to agree, but suddenly found a few people on the other side of the riverbank, and hurriedly pulled Qin Mengyan to hide under the grape trellis next to him, and ripped off a grape leaf to cover his face like a thief.

"What are you doing, seeing that you are getting along?" Qin Mengyan asked in an unkind tone. It is estimated that as long as half of the word pops out of his mouth, Qin Meinu will definitely not hesitate and send him directly to the river to take a bath.

As for why? Qin Da Beauty does things, what do you need?

"Don't talk nonsense about what is good. Who do you see that?"

Looking in the direction Xu Moqiu pointed, Qin Mengyan looked surprised: "Damn! This Lu Zhe is really a wonderful! With a girl, dressed like this, oh my God, I want to suggest that my dear send him to the psychiatric department!"

On the other side of the river, several girls were talking and laughing, Lu Zhe stood behind them, with a bald robe and a cold expression, with the black bowl and Zen staff in his hand, and there were words in his mouth, quite the style of Fahai in "The Legend of the White Snake".

"This kid's life is very hard, and his brain is not bright. Xu Moqiu sighed, "I'll give him a hand!"

"Did you come up with any bad ideas again?"

"What do you mean by bad idea? I call it ...... cough ......" Xu Moqiu looked around and said in a low voice, "You come here with your ears." ”

As soon as Qin Mengyan put her ear to it, the fat man next to Xu Moqiu suddenly pouted, caught off guard, and kissed Qin Mengyan fiercely on the face.

Qin Mengyan's cheeks instantly turned crimson: "You ......"

"Meng Yan, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I ......" Xu Moqiu hurriedly wanted to explain, but the fat man had already retired and disappeared.

Qin Mengyan turned her face aside: "Forget it, let's get down to business." ”

"That's it, we ......"

Xu Moqiu whispered in her ear, and Qin Mengyan's eyes suddenly lit up: "What a clever plan! Xu Moqiu, you must have used this trick before, right? Honestly, how many girls have you deceived?"

"My character is well known in the world, please don't think nonsense. As he spoke, Xu Moqiu had already taken out his mobile phone, first dialed Lu Baoer's phone, and after explaining, he dialed the mobile phone of his number one horse, Niu Gangmen.

"Teacher Xu, didn't you go to the festival with Teacher Qin, why did you remember to call me?" Niu Gangmen's rough voice came.

"It's over. Without further ado, where are you?"

"Go to the temple fair in Queqiao Mountain. ”

"In Queqiao Mountain? That's great! Are your fox friends all there?"

Niu Gangmen asked rhetorically: "Do you mean toads them?"

"Nonsense! Who's not the six King Kongs in your dormitory?"

"Da Lang is not here, it seems that he has gone to set off fireworks with the bear, Kaizi is working as a security guard for classmate Xu, and the steamed corn is broken, so he is lying down and resting at home. Now it's me, the toad, the steel helmet, and an out-of-town guy. "There was a pause," the teacher had something to say

Do you need me to shake someone?"

"That's the case, listen well, you can help me play a play in a while......" Xu Moqiu covered the microphone and said carefully.

After hearing this, Niu Gangmen instantly shouted: "Ah...... Teacher, are you going to let us play a group of little deflated three?"

"Why? You don't want to?"

"It's not...... So after we finish the show, is there any benefit or something?"

"Do you still dare to ask for benefits from the two of us? I have a pair of fists to reward you, do you want to?" Xu Moqiu's voice unconsciously rose a little higher, attracting the sideways glances of the people next to him, and he hurriedly covered the microphone, "Don't talk nonsense! Nothing else can be guaranteed, in the future, you will pick up girls, and I can help you with some pointers." ”

After getting the Niu Gangmen gang, Xu Moqiu finally dialed Lu Zhe's mobile phone: "Brother, are you still worried about not being able to capture the heart of the goddess? Don't panic! I have formulated a clever plan for you, as long as you do what I say, I guarantee that you will return with a beauty......!"

"What......? Isn't it good?"

"What's good or not? Let me tell you, in addition to being thick-skinned, there is another point, that is, you have to use your brain! If it weren't for your sister's face, who would care if you lived or died? Okay, okay, don't be verbose, that's all! If you goof, you will weigh the consequences yourself. ”

After a fierce threat, Xu Moqiu let out a long sigh of relief, and said to Qin Mengyan proudly: "It's done! Look at my Xu Lang's clever plan to calm the world......

"And then lose your wife and break your soldiers?" Qin Mengyan pursed her lips, feeling funny in her heart, "Let's go, let's go over and find a dark corner to watch the play." ”

"Wait, I'm going to buy a bucket of popcorn. ”

"The lad is very good, don't forget the Coke, the kind that you want to listen to. By the way, there are night vision goggles that sell them, you go buy two, you don't have any money? Damn! I'll transfer it to you. ”

More than ten minutes later, Qin Mengyan and Xu Moqiu, who were hiding in the grape trellis and looking around with night vision goggles, finally found a few extras Niu Gangmen.

All four of them were shirtless, with a tattoo on scratch paper somewhere, black stockings on their heads, a cut in their mouths, and cigarettes in their mouths, which kept clicking and clattering, so that their heads were shrouded in a faint layer of smoke.

A few people didn't know what they were talking about, but judging from the shape of their mouths, it would definitely not be a good word to praise their homeroom teacher.

Qin Mengyan threw a few popcorns into her mouth: "I said Xu Moqiu, are you a few extras? Why do you look like a few mentally retarded." ”

Xu Moqiu took a sip of Coke: "Don't worry, these guys can't do good things, they can do bad things." ”

Qin Mengyan nodded, stopped talking, and turned her head to look at the other side.

Under Xu Moqiu's arrangement, Lu Qianqian, Lu Baoer and Xiaoya successively found various reasons to slip away, and soon, only the bald master Lu Zhe and his goddess Miao Meow were left in the small pavilion by the river.

Miao Meow Meow is not tall, about the same as Lu Baoer. Wearing a pink dress, a delicate headdress, a round goose egg face, black eyes, red cheeks, and a youthful and lively atmosphere all over her body.

The two of them standing together is exactly the difference between white clouds and shit.

After a long while, they didn't come back, and Lu Zhe didn't speak like a dumb person. Miao Meow couldn't help but speak: "Lu Zhe, are you dressed up today...... It's sharp enough. ”

"Really?" Lu Zhe was overjoyed, and secretly said that Lu Bao'er really didn't deceive people. I don't have to say it, I'll wear this one in the future! As long as the goddess likes it, it doesn't matter what other people look at.

"Uh...... Can't you even hear what you're saying?"

"Haha! How could it be?" Lu Zhe patted the back of his head, "I know you're praising me euphemistically." ”

"Well, then I'll be praising you. Miao Meow was speechless for a while, stood up, and looked into the distance, "Why haven't they come back yet?

I'll go over there and see ......."

Lu Zhe was shocked, if she left at this juncture, who would she show her heroic rescue performance?

was scratching her ears and cheeks trying to find a reason to leave her, when suddenly a few shirtless and hooded men came out of the grass to block the way, one of the big men scratched his crotch and said with a smile: "Little beauty, where are you going?"

A gloomy voice next to him said, "Beauty, go to the grove with your brothers to play tricks over there!"

Lu Zhe Yixi: Good brother, you are finally here, and it will be up to me next.

stepped forward at the moment, pulled Miao Meow behind him, touched his head very chicly, pointed his hand into the darkness, and said coldly: "Give you five seconds, and get out of here immediately." Otherwise, don't blame me for being merciless!"

Although he doesn't have much ability, he can see a lot of pretends, and he knows how to establish his tall image at this time.

A small pigtail next to him dug his nostrils: "Hey, hey, little deflated three, shave your head and wear a torn robe, you think you are Fahai? ”

The strong man with a big crab tattooed in the leader stepped on the stone bench next to him and laughed wildly: "Come, little bald head, get under my crotch, and kowtow to me three more times, maybe grandpa I am in a good mood, so I will let you live." ”

"Hmph, since you don't know whether you live or die, then don't blame my men for being ruthless......"

There was a crisp sound of "pop", and before Lu Zhe could finish his words, he was slapped in the face by the boss, and he was dizzy.

Lu Zhe was shocked and angry, touching his numb cheeks: "What......? Are you really doing it?"

What the hell is going on? Didn't you say that good things were just acting? How could it be true?

"Haha, you think the brothers are still playing around with you, right? Ahhhhh

The three people next to him surrounded him in a triangle, Lu Zhe was a little nervous in his heart, and before he could think about who to beat first, he had already received a kick on his buttocks, and suddenly stumbled and rushed forward, before he could stabilize his body, the big man on the side kicked him down, and then the three of them went into battle together to fight Lu Zhe is fists and feet.

Where is this still acting? It's clear that he is beating him to death! Three of them hit one, and Lu Zhe didn't have the strength to fight back at all. finally struggled and was kicked to the ground again.

Miao Meow had a cold face: "Stop!

"Hehehehe......" The big man who took the lead laughed strangely, stepped forward, rubbed his hands and smiled evilly, "Then what are you waiting for? Brother is here, you come! Hurry up and hug my brother tightly! Brother, I'm empty, lonely, and cold!"

"You...... Don't come here!" Miao Meow was only a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl after all, and she suddenly panicked, raised her handbag and slapped it on the big man.

But this attack can almost be omitted, and the big man grabbed her slender wrist: "Hey, hey, little beauty, you can't run away......! Whew!"

Before the words fell, the crotch of the big man's pants was pinched by one hand.

Behind him, Lu Zhe's nosebleed for a long time, panting and shouting: "Let her go for me!

"Mother's, dead bald, let go of labor and management!" A few people next to them were shocked, where did they think that the bald donkey, which had been beaten like a dead dog, would suddenly run away? While none of them were paying attention, a Haidilao Moon grabbed the crotch of their boss's pants?

The fist fell like raindrops, hitting Lu Zhe's back hard, and someone wanted to break his hand, but Lu Zhe's eyes were red, he clenched his teeth, and he didn't relax even a little bit, the pain stimulated his ferocity, and the force between his hands became bigger and bigger.

The big man was in pain to the bone marrow, his face was distorted, his nose and tears were mixed together, and he called out in a miserable, hoarse voice: "Ahh......h Pain...... You put ...... Let it go!"