Who have I offended?

Xu Moqiu thought about it carefully, and was really shocked!

Physical education teacher Yang Goulin, vice principal and director of moral education Liao Yibao, sister-in-law's ex-boyfriend Mo Wenbing, Fengyue Group's Zhang family father and son, etc., can't be counted on one hand anyway.

Who would invite such a mentally retarded naked man to deal with him?

The two of them circled around the electric pole, and at this moment, the grass skirt around the old mule's waist suddenly fell, and a gust of wind blew, which was cold, making him ashamed and annoyed.

"Hey, I said this uncle, I'm a normal person, and I don't do anything. Can you get some face?"

"You fart, I'm ...... Look at the knife!" The old mule was in a hurry, and decided to complete the task first, and the scimitar in his hand was picked up, and the scimitar slashed directly at the electric pole with a "when" burst out a shining spark.

Xu Moqiu was taken aback: "Hey, are you really here?"

The old mule smiled cruelly: "Do you think I'm joking with you? Boy, stand up straight! I'm just going to get rid of your limbs. ”

Is this just the removal of limbs, or is this like a normal person's words?

Xu Moqiu hurriedly waved his hand: "Big brother, I have no grievances with you, there's no need! Otherwise, how much money that guy gives you, I'll pay double! You go and abolish his limbs, how about it? Don't worry, I'll go up and down hundreds of thousands of dollars a minute, and money is just a number for me." Really, I don't lie to you. ”

"Huh?" said him, and the old mule's mind instantly came alive. He only got 20% of the commission for one mission, and he was used to spending lavishly on weekdays, and he didn't have enough expenses at all, and now he still owes a lot of debt.

Every industry has its own rules. This kind of betrayal of their employer is a big taboo in their profession. Nature can't do it. But no one stipulates that you can't go back on taking the money! After a while, I pretended to agree, and as soon as the money arrived, I would immediately turn my face, break his limbs, and cut off his tongue...... Take the money at both ends, isn't that a cool turn?

So he stopped his movements and looked at Xu Moqiu: "Are you serious?"

Xu Moqiu said solemnly: "Of course, since you are squatting on me here, you must know me very well as a person, right? I am a well-known honest person who never tells a word of lie." ”

"Well...... the old mule pretended to be embarrassed, "Okay, I see that you are also a sincere person, this time I will sell you a face, cash or scan the code? I will tell you first, the deposit is 500,000 yuan, not a single cent less! After the deed is completed, there will be 500,000 yuan." If you lose one point, you will weigh the consequences!"

"Big brother, you don't look like I can bring much cash on me! Come, scan the code! Let me tell you, I'm really not bad for money, does the president of Fengyue Group know it? That's my wife! Will I be short of these two dollars? To tell you the truth, I usually use banknotes to wipe my buttocks!"

The old mule took out his mobile phone from his backpack, and at the moment when he handed over the QR code, Xu Moqiu suddenly became difficult, and the mobile phone slapped straight at the old mule's front door, and his right hand grabbed the old mule's crotch.

"Snap", what Xu Moqiu didn't expect was that the old mule had already taken precautions, and easily resolved Xu Moqiu's moves and firmly grasped his hands.

"Hahaha!" the old mule laughed wildly, "I knew you little white face would be a trick!

Xu Moqiu looked puzzled: "How did you guess?"

"Haha!" Speaking of this, the old mule was even more proud, "You are a poor teacher, can you get so much money? You promised so happily, you are not lying to me? Hmph......!

Xu Moqiu said with admiration: "Then you are so smart!"

"That's it!"

"But there's one thing you don't expect.

”

"What?"

"I'm smarter than you! He tui!" Xu Moqiu's throat moved, and when he opened his mouth, he spit out a bubble of thick phlegm in the old mule's face.

Is this person in front of him really a teacher? Don't talk about the yin people who fight, and spit if they can't beat them! It's even more like a ruffian than a ruffian!

He spit on his face again, and the old mule was so angry that he hurriedly reached out to wipe his face.

At this moment, there was a muffled sound of "bang", and there was a sharp pain like an explosion in the crotch, and the old mule instantly lost his combat effectiveness, and squatted down with both hands on his crotch. And the sanctimonious guy in front of him was wiping his leather shoes.

This stinky old nine actually took the opportunity to use a miserable and desperate trick to tease his yin legs! Hateful, hateful......

"Whew......" The old mule covered his crotch with both hands, curled up on the ground and moaned, shaking like a swing. Xu Moqiu's kick showed no mercy, and the old mule seriously doubted that it was kicked by him.

"Hmph! It's not an opponent at all!" Xu Moqiu was arrogant, took out a hemp rope from the old mule's bag, and tied him directly to the telephone pole. Then he called the police, "Hey, hello, is it 110? I'm going to report the crime! On the side road 200 meters in front of Xingfu Road, someone is playing hooligans! Really, that scene is out of control! Come on!"

The old mule shouted, "You...... Let me go! If you have the guts, we will fight the victory or defeat in a dignified manner! What kind of ability is it to use these indiscriminate methods?"

Xu Moqiu shook his head: "I'm sorry, I'm very busy! I still have to go home and hug my wife! My wife, that's the first beauty in Yuejiang, that face, that leg ...... Hey, forget it, look at you as a single old **silk, you don't understand! bye-bye! enjoy yourself!"

I wanted to scavenge the old mule's bag, but it was stained with his own urine, Xu Moqiu didn't dare to do it in the end, and directly threw away the dung pit next to him with a stick, but the mobile phone was confiscated by him - if it is taken to the second-hand market, it can be sold for hundreds of yuan!

Riding the bicycle, Xu Moqiu turned around and returned to the main road.

The old mule roared behind him, "You wait for me! We won't let you go!"

As soon as I got home and walked into my room, the old mule's mobile phone rang at this time.

Looking at the leader's mark above, Xu Moqiu casually pressed the answer, but did not speak.

"Hey, old mule, is the task done? My employer here is in a hurry! Can I get it done today?" A woman's voice came from the other end of the phone, "Hey, old mule, did you hear me?"

Xu Moqiu pinched his throat and deliberately let himself make a hoarse voice: "Report to the leader, the task has been completed, I will come back immediately......"

"That's good......" The other end of the phone paused, suddenly alert, "Wait...... You're not an old mule, who are you?"

"What are you talking about, Chief? I'm not an old mule, who else can I be?"

"Heavenly King Covers the Tiger!" At this moment, the person on the other end said something inexplicable.

HUNCH, THIS CODE IS TOO LOW! Who hasn't heard the second half of the sentence on TV? Xu Moqiu replied without thinking: "The river demon of Pagoda Town!"

"It seems that the old mule has missed. ”

Wrong?

So Xu Moqiu hurriedly changed his words: "I'm sorry, chief, I was thinking about something else just now, and I was a little distracted." Not...... Chicken stew with mushrooms!"

"Hehe, we'll meet again!"

A blind sound came, and Xu Moqiu threw the phone into the box with a depressed face.

Judging from the information obtained so far, the guy who attacked him is called "Old Mule"

, he is affiliated with a certain killer organization. And, of course, most importantly, their leader was a woman! and by listening to the voice, you could tell that she was definitely a beauty!

Xu Moqiu couldn't help but sigh in his heart: The world is really full of wonders. In today's society, the status of girls is far greater than that of boys. Like this kind of goddess level, it is easy to live a stable and comfortable life, but she likes to play exciting!

Suddenly remembering the vegetative man in the hospital who was smashed through his crotch with a brick, a playful smile appeared on the corner of Xu Moqiu's mouth. Female killer, interesting! Yuejiang is starting to be lively.

......

Dark Rose HQ.

A woman wearing a black veil and a black bodysuit, sitting high on the main seat, said to the people below: "The old mule has failed in his mission, and it is very likely that he has already knelt. ”

"What? Kneel? This is impossible! How could the old mule kneel?" A big man with an inch head was taken aback, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone and called, but this time it indicated that the other side had turned off.

Immediately angry, he smashed his mobile phone on the ground and scolded: "Mother, Lao Tzu and this hairy man are not in the same place! Chief, I apply to take revenge on the old mule!"

He and the old mule are sworn brothers, and now that the old mule is kneeling, he naturally can't just forget it!

"Don't be impulsive!" said a goatee next to him, "The old mule's skills are not bad in our organization, and the person who can put him down can't be an ordinary person." I'm afraid that the mission goal is not that simple! Huaxia is a place where Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is not to be taken lightly!"

The woman in black thought it was true: "The military advisor said it very much, we ......"

At this moment, the phone rang, and the call was none other than Zhang Tianhao, the employer who had been urging over and over again.

As soon as the phone was connected, Zhang Tianhao couldn't wait to ask, "How is it? Is the task completed?" I said, you guys are not very efficient......

The woman in black said coldly: "Efficiency, sorry, the mission has failed!"

"What? mission failed?" Zhang Tianhao was stunned, and then complained, "You can't handle a poor teacher, and you're embarrassed to set up a killer organization?"

"I'm sorry, the strength of the target is far more than estimated, and it is not an ordinary person as you say, you also have to bear some responsibility for such consequences, so we will not return any of the deposit to you!"

"You ......" Zhang Tianhao's nose was crooked, "Didn't I give you the investigation fee? You didn't investigate yourself, and it depends on me? Is there any heavenly reason, is there any royal law?"

The woman in black also felt that she was at a loss, so she said: "It's okay if you have to get a refund, but you will be blacklisted by us in the future, you have to think about it." ”

"My ......" was blacklisted, isn't that tantamount to offending these killers? Zhang Tianhao was already as timid as a mouse, how could he dare to offend them, and he wondered, "That's still it, but ...... Is this going to be the end of this?"

"Of course not, take people's money and eliminate disasters for others. Rest assured, we'll continue to send out men until the mission is complete. ”

"Okay, then you hold on. Zhang Tianhao couldn't say anything more, so he had to hang up the phone.

Now he can be said to hate Xu Moqiu to death!

Why?

Since the last time he was ruined by that human-faced beast-hearted guy, he suddenly lost interest in women, even if a stunning beauty stripped naked and stood in front of him, his heart did not fluctuate. My mind is full of fantasies about fighting with those big men with guns and bayonets!

Just last week, he couldn't help it, so he called a special service, and the big man operated as fierce as a tiger, and he almost flew into the sky!

Since then, he has embarked on this road of no return.