Chapter 344: I Really Don't Want to Pretend (4,000 Words Chapter, Ask for Subscription)
Really.
The next moment, the boy walked up to Wei Shuo with a gloomy expression and pushed Wei Shuo: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Wei Shuo knew that he was at a loss, and he wanted to apologize.
However, when I saw the boy's unreasonable appearance, his face also became unsightly.
He snorted coldly: "What's the drop, you mean I can't say 'don't want to', if I want to say 'want', I can speak?"
"I ......"
In terms of bickering, where is this boy the opponent of the battle-hardened Wei Daguan, the boy was almost choked at once.
Is this Nima something you want to do or not?
His face turned red in an instant, and the next moment, anger came out, but after glancing at Wei Shuo's tigerish eyes, as well as Wang Huan, who had an extraordinary bearing, he finally snorted coldly: "Today is a poetry exchange meeting, an elegant venue, I don't want to be like a person like you who talks very low, and now I even have some doubts about whether you are here to participate in the poetry exchange meeting." Today's poetry exchange is only allowed to join from various clubs, if you are in the middle of the trouble, please get out. ”
Wei Shuo snorted coldly: "Pay attention to what you say, who comes in to make trouble?"
The girl pulled the boy: "Zhao Qing, if you don't forget it, he didn't mean it." ”
Zhao Qing, a member of the division society, has written a lot of prose poems, and has also been published in several domestic newspapers and digests, famous in the division, because of the poems written gracefully, affectionate, so by others praised: soft guest.
His appearance also looked weak, which was also one of the reasons why he didn't dare to make a move with Wei Shuo.
Otherwise, if they were other Bingcheng students, they would have rolled up their sleeves and started working.
Zhao Qing sneered: "I now suspect more and more that this guy was mixed in, this kind of period has not happened in the past, and the purpose of mixing in is also obvious, I won't find out that little dirty heart......"
Next, Zhao Qing looked at the girl who was standing at the door and was in charge of signing in: "Beauty, can you help me check the names of the two people who came in just now?" ”
Hearing Zhao Qing's words, Wei Shuo's face became ugly.
Sister's.
This time, he and Wang Huan will definitely be driven out of the dust.
Where can Mr. Wei endure this humiliation.
After all, on the Internet, he is the supreme existence of commanding a million poisonous army, and he can stir up the Internet with one sentence. If you are kicked out, you will not be able to save face at all.
Just as Wei Shuo racked his brains to get through this level.
Wang Huan took a step forward and looked at Zhao Qing: "Classmate, I think what you said just now is a little wrong." Do you mean that only members of the literary community can participate in poetry exchanges? This kind of narrow-mindedness is not at all the open-mindedness that a new generation of college students should have. Even if it is the Chinese Poetry Society, a palace of literature in China, as long as you have the ability, you can participate in their party. It is a good reflection of the spirit of a literati. Otherwise, where can we have a good future and development if we work behind closed doors, stick to the old ways, and only entertain ourselves in a fixed circle?"
The girl felt that Wang Huan's words were somewhat familiar, and glanced at Wang Huan in surprise, and saw his dark, slightly old face, and looked away again.
Zhao Qing snorted: "Sure enough, it was mixed in." However, as you just said, the Huashi Society does allow anyone to participate in the party, but there is a premise that you must invite the door, and you can only be invited in if the invitation is successful. Now you want to come in and participate in the poetry exchange, yes! But you also have to go through a small test, which is very reasonable, right? Otherwise, any cat or dog can break in, and what kind of body can become. ”
At this time, because I saw the contradictions between the two sides.
Many other students in the classroom gathered around and echoed it.
"Qingrouke is right. ”
"That makes sense. ”
"We have an open exchange, you can come in, but you have to be capable. ”
“......”
Not far away, a chubby girl held her mobile phone and pointed the camera at this side.
He Wen, the girl next to her, smiled: "Liu Ya, you are too dedicated." The president said that you should broadcast today's poetry exchange meeting live, and you actually started it now. ”
Liu Ya smiled slightly: "This is also a contribution to our Lin community, so that more people can see the demeanor of Lin University." ”
"More people?"
He Wen glanced at the data in the live broadcast room, the popularity was more than 1,000, and she said with a smile: "This is estimated to be about a dozen people watching, don't broadcast live, just turn it off, it is estimated that the president will not say anything." ”
Liu Ya said seriously: "Don't be afraid, it's okay to be idle anyway, and I usually like live broadcasts, you see how popular Qiqi, Brother Huan, and Gao Zeyu are in the live broadcast room, so I can also feel that taste." ”
He Wen shook her head: "I think you have paranoia." Never mind...... You broadcast live, I went to watch the excitement, alas, every year there are so many people with bad intentions who come to make trouble. ”
With that, He Wen walked over.
But Liu Ya aimed the camera at Wang Huan and Zhao Qing, even if it was a farce, she didn't let it go, after all, many times farce can also bring a lot of heat.
It's just that at this moment, Liu Ya, who was standing on a high place, suddenly stared at her eyes and muttered to herself: "Strange, why is the back of the boy who is going toe-to-toe with Zhao Qing so familiar? And the voice is so familiar...... But I don't recognize it. ”
......
Wang Huan heard Zhao Qing's words and said, "That's okay, what kind of test method do you say." ”
Zhao Qingdao: "Since it is a poetry exchange meeting, of course it is a test of poetry. Now I'll make it clear, the purpose of the two of you mixing in is known to passers-by, it's nothing more than to see that there are many girls here, and you want to come in and fish in troubled waters. Since you have the guts, then I believe you also have the strength to please girls. Then you can write a poem in praise of our girls here, and if they are satisfied, you two can come in and participate in the poetry exchange. If the girls are not satisfied, then please leave consciously and don't interfere with us, okay?"
The students from the ten colleges and universities around him applauded.
"That's it! If you have the strength, come, if you don't have the strength, get out. ”
"Qingrouke's idea is good. ”
"These two are going to panic, haha. ”
"Next, please enjoy the highest quintessence of Chinese culture: changing face!"
“......”
But what disappointed these people was that after listening to Zhao Qing's words, the expressions of the two people in front of them did not change at all.
Wei Shuo still had a cool expression, and from time to time he turned his head to look at the little girl next to him, revealing an aggressive look and smile like a domineering president, and the other party's face was blushing.
This girl is too bold, and she has been on the verge of death and is frantically tempting.
As for Wang Huan, he sighed secretly in his heart.
Although he had already won the "One Hundred Modern Poems", the poems in it were classics, and he didn't want to waste these good things given to him by the system on this kind of petty scene, it was not worth it.
After thinking about it, the system was summoned inwardly.
The mind sank into the mall.
About a minute later, just as everyone was waiting impatiently.
Wang Huan opened his mouth and said, "Isn't it just to please girls? Poetry is not meant to please others, and that would be inferior. It is the crystallization of the poet's sudden inspiration in a specific environment, even under impulse. If you deliberately write poetry for the sake of picking up girls, first of all, your motivation is wrong, your thinking is wrong, and the atmosphere is not good, where can you write good works? Finally, ...... I want to state again, Chinese culture is broad and profound, to make the girl in front of you happy, a few simple words are enough, can you use poetry to pretend to be forced once?"
When the people in the lecture hall heard this, their expressions were a little complicated.
Although they admit that what Wang Huan said has some truth, but their own group of professional high poets were actually taught by an outsider, not to mention how uncomfortable it is.
At this moment, several barrages also appeared in Liu Ya's live broadcast room.
"That boy is a little bit level. ”
"That's right, many people now recite poems just to pretend to be high, but they don't know what the poems are, and he himself is still proud. ”
"Where are there pure poets nowadays, and the poems they write are simply unsightly. For the sake of fame, just for the sake of picking up girls...... Without the influence of environment and atmosphere, modern poetry also declined. ”
"But a lot of girls eat this set. ”
Some tourists who occasionally broke into the live broadcast room, after hearing Wang Huan's words, stopped again, ready to see what the boy was going to do next.
Zhao Qing listened to Wang Huan's words, frowned, and asked out loud, "Then what do you want?"
Wang Huan showed a faint smile: "Don't deny it, didn't you join the poetry club just to flirt with your sister? In fact, if you don't join the club, you can also do what countless girls like, and there is no need to work so hard." Today I will tell you what is the supreme realm of flirting with girls. ”
Zhao Qing's face was a little unnatural, because Wang Huan was right, he joined the poetry club to flirt with his sister, and his girlfriend next to him was moved by him with a love poem. But even if that's the case, you don't need to say it in public, right?
Do you know that hitting someone doesn't slap your face, and exposing people doesn't expose your shortcomings?
As for the others, when they heard Wang Huan's words, they began to talk about it.
"This man is shameless. ”
"I'm sorry, with his looks, I have a hard time believing his words. ”
"If I'm not mistaken, he's probably a single dog himself. ”
"The truth is up. ”
As for the girls, they basically showed curious expressions one by one.
The supreme realm of flirting with girls?
Hehe!
The old lady can't move anything except money!
......
In Liu Ya's live broadcast room, the popularity quietly rose to 3,000, and there were one or twenty more people.
The barrage is still scattered.
"The supreme realm of flirting with girls? is it the supreme realm of bragging, right?"
"Interesting, pass by and take a look. ”
"Soy sauce ......"
......
Everyone was curious, except for Wei Shuo, who was extremely contemptuous in his heart: "Blow! Don't think I don't know, now you haven't even won Qiqi, and you're still a single dog like me." I don't know how to put the grass on your lips, and you still flirt with your sister? I don't know how many pounds and taels you have?"
However, for Wang Huan's natural trust, he still pretended to be calm and stood still.
Wang Huan glanced at everyone's expressions and knew that these guys were waiting for him to make a fool of himself.
But you'll be convinced.
After all, what I just bought from the system is another parallel world's flirtatious cheats - worth 500 reputation.
Yes, it's worth just 500 prestige.
coughed lightly, and after seeing that everyone's eyes were on him, Wang Huan smiled slightly, and began to fool Dafa.
"If you want to flirt with your sister, you first have to learn to praise people, right? I won't mention that people are beautiful, there are a lot of beautiful love words on the Internet, if you want to learn, search for yourself. But after all, there are only a few beautiful young ladies, and wolves have more meat and less meat, so most wolves are hungry and don't choose to eat.
With just two or three sentences, the attention of the people around him immediately began to focus, no matter whether he really had a secret to flirting with his sister, at least at this moment, Wang Huan's focused appearance was like a peddler with a mask under the overpass, which made people can't help but hold their breath.
"Everyone, listen up, this is the experience that I Chen Hui has accumulated over the years, and every sentence is not easy to come by.
If the girl is not pretty-
If the other party has an average face, you can praise her for her good figure.
If the other party has an ordinary figure, you can praise her for being cute.
If the body and face are ugly, you praise others for having temperament. ”
Sure enough, it was a bit interesting, hearing Wang Huan's words, many boys showed thoughtful expressions, but the girls' eyes showed unkindness: "Men are really big pigs' trotters, and they can't believe a word." ”
Zhao Qing said disdainfully: "Hmph! You look down on the girls now, if the girl honestly says that she knows that she is ugly and has no temperament, let me stop talking so much useless nonsense, then what should I do?"
"Easy to do!"
Wang Huan snapped his fingers and showed a confident smile: "You can say to her like this: good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a thousand." I don't care what you look like, I just know that your soul is unique in this world, and that's enough. ”
The good-looking skins are the same, and the interesting souls are one in a thousand!
As soon as these words came out, there was a moment of silence in the audience.
Even Zhao Qing trembled in his heart.
As for the girls, almost all of them were touched by this sentence, and they were heartbroken one by one.
In Liu Ya's live broadcast room, the increase in popularity began to accelerate, and soon exceeded 10,000. It's just that Liu Ya at this moment was also stunned by Wang Huan's words, her eyes were full of little stars, and she didn't notice the change in popularity in the live broadcast room at all.
The barrage has increased.
", this sentence is amazing!"
"If I had said that, my dinosaur girlfriend would have left me. So much so that I had to find a cute young lady later. Alas, creation makes people~~~"
"Upstairs, wake up, the foreman told you to move the bricks quickly. ”
"Classic love words, quickly copy them down, and the probability of success in confession will definitely increase by fifty percent. ”
“......”
Is this a shock?
Wang Huan smiled slightly, the real classic words have not yet begun.
If the sentence just now shocked netizens, then the next sentence is afraid that these people will be completely dumbfounded.
After all, in the introduction of the system, it is a famous sentence that has swept the world, Weibo, and Tieba overnight in another world, and has been regarded by countless people as a reasonable sentence.
He whispered in his magnetic voice:
"If you want to really touch a girl's heart, it's not about complimenting her on how beautiful she is, or praising her for how connotative. It is enough to do one thing according to her heart......
If she is not deeply involved in the world, take her to see the prosperity of the world, and if her heart has been vicissitudes, take her to ride the merry-go-round.
For men, the same is true for girls.
If he is in love, you will loosen your clothes, and if he reads countless people, you will be by the stove. ”
The audience was silent!