A good morning, he was ruined like this! I knew that Xu Moqiu would rather lie in the office than come to this bird place!

"Oh, Brother Xu, don't go so fast! ”

Xu Moqiu corrected for the ninety-ninth time: "Please call me Teacher Xu! Also, can you stay away from me? I am allergic to perfume." ”

"Ah, Brother Xu, don't you like this taste? What do you like, I have a lot of them here!"

"I'm sorry, but I suddenly remembered that I still haven't written a handout, so I won't accompany you to campus. Go shopping by yourself!" Xu Moqiu was really disgusted by him, so he casually made a reason, and ran away without saying anything.

"Oops, I hate it!" Looking at Xu Moqiu's fleeing figure, Zhang Meihong stomped her feet, "I'm still embarrassed?

Fortunately, this scene was not heard by Qin Mengyan, otherwise I don't know how I would feel.

The third class in the morning was the Chinese class, Xu Moqiu was still the same as usual, finishing the content in less than 20 minutes, and the rest of the time was still self-studying.

With the strong support and instigation of the girls, it took Niu Gangmen less than a day to hand in the registration form for the games.

"By the way, Sensei, about the entrance ceremony......"

Isn't the entrance ceremony just a casual walk-through and a perfunctory shouting of two slogans? Xu Moqiu didn't pay attention to it at all, and said casually: "You just go casually, you can shout whatever you want." ”

"But the teacher, it is said that the class with the first grade will be rewarded with 5,000 yuan for the class fee!"

"Isn't it five...... Wait, how much do you say?"

"Five thousand!"

"Cash?"

Niu Gangmen thought for a while: "Uh...... I don't know about this, it can't be a stygian coin anyway. ”

"Ahem......" Xu Moqiu coughed, and said with a straight face, "...... Don't be so superficial. It doesn't matter whether money is money or not! Do you think that life is not brought and death is not brought away? The entrance ceremony is a holy and solemn thing! It is the embodiment of the spiritual outlook of a class! How can you be sloppy? Everyone brainstormed and talked about what creative plans you have. ”

Chen Aman said in a low voice: "Look, as soon as I heard that there was money to take, I immediately changed my face!"

Ma Ganghelmet also echoed: "That's it, it's so high-sounding!

Master Xu in the front row turned his head and glared angrily: "Who do you say is shameless?"

"I said him. Ma Ganghelmet hurriedly pointed at Chen Aman.

In the front row, Wu Guo stood up with a look of excitement: "Teacher, I have a brilliant idea!

This guy is vulgar and disgusting on weekdays, but his brain is quite flexible, Xu Moqiu nodded: "Then you can talk about it." ”

Wu Guokui touched his chin: "Hmm...... Well, why don't we all play in our underwear as a class? It's better to wear red, which I like. I can assure you that the return rate is absolutely a bargain!

Mom, I know that you can't say a good word out of your mouth!

Xu Moqiu sneered: "Don't you think it's better not to wear it?"

A trace of excitement flashed in Wu Guokui's eyes, and he rubbed his hands and said, "Teacher, wouldn't this be good?" I think you can get a body painting or something......

Xu Moqiu pointed to the door: "Go out and stand for me! This is the class of the Holy Spirit, don't bring your filthy thoughts in! Sing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" to me, I won't stop if I don't shout!"

"Teacher, this is called art, do you know body art? It's ......."

"Get out!" Xu Moqiu threw out the handout book in his hand.

The classroom door closed, and the white toad raised his hand again, and stood up with Xu Moqiu's consent: "I think we."

Collectively appeared in a wheelchair, and then put on a hospital gown, absolutely blinding the eyes of the referees!"

What kind of bad idea is this? Xu Moqiu said angrily: "Are you planning to be sympathetic or what?" People don't know and think that I am bringing a group of disabled children! You go to the balcony for me to stand! When is the three views normal, when will you come in. ”

The class leader raised his hand and said: "Teacher, I think we should choose one to hold the class sign first, and then two to pull the class banner, these three people's clothes must not be the same as others." ”

Xu Moqiu nodded: "Well, that's good, keep ......"

Zhao Yaru looked embarrassed and said, "Uh...... I didn't think of it yet. ”

"In that case, you discuss after class, and give me the list of these three people first. The bell rang just after class, Xu Moqiu paused, "Oh, that's right." These three people, girls only. ”

As soon as these words came out, the boy instantly stopped obeying, and Xiao Changfu blocked the door with an arrow: "Teacher, you are going too far! The holy and solemn task of holding up the class card is a sign of the strength of a class! Let the powerless girls walk in front? Doesn't that mean that our first and third classes are all a group of girls?"

In an instant, a girl disagreed: "Xiao Changfu, what do you mean by this? You look down on us girls? Which one isn't a heroine with a strong backbone?"

"That's it! The person who walks in front of the class and holds up the class sign, that's the face of a class! Look at your group of boys, five big and three thick like mutant toads. They all look so stumbling, like anyone who casually pinched them out with flour with their eyes closed, and they have to retreat when they see ghosts. Can you afford to scare the referee to death?"

"Hey, what you're saying is too much! I'm Xiao Changfu Yushu is better than Pan An in the wind, a pear flower presses a begonia, and the first handsome ...... in the first grade of high school."

"Okay, okay, stop arguing! Narcissism also has a limit. Are you embarrassed to lie in front of the first marshal of Boya Middle School?" Xu Moqiu interrupted him, "In this way, you can discuss it yourself, you can give the boys a place, and you can write down the idea of the entrance ceremony on paper, and then hand it over to the class leader, and then hand it over to me." It's almost class, what should I do!"

Squeezed away the students and returned to the office, Xu Moqiu saw Zhang Meihong sitting on the chair with affection for him, and suddenly the corners of his mouth twitched, and he hurriedly turned his face to the side.

found Gao Yuanjun and handed a cigarette over: "Old Gao, ask you something." ”

"Haven't you seen the outside? Just say it, what am I polite to my brother?"

"So, I want to know how much money is left in our class account? Who is keeping it, and how can I call it?"

"Why are you calling the class fee?" Gao Yuanjun looked strange, and a thought suddenly rose in his heart: Could it be that he wanted to embezzle and use public funds, and then run away?

Xu Moqiu explained: "Isn't this the school sports meeting about to start? Doesn't it cost money to enter the costume or something? Could it be that I am still being made to pay out of my own pocket as a poor teacher? There is no such reason in the world, don't you say?"

"Hmm...... Well, this one. In the past, the class fee was kept by the class leader or class teacher, but after two embezzlements and use of public funds**, it will be kept by the Finance Office. It can only be called after verifying the signature. ”

Xu Moqiu frowned: "So troublesome?"

Gao Yuanjun smiled: "After all, when it comes to money, trouble is certain, by the way, Xiao Xu, the students in your class are eccentric, and the entrance ceremony must be very interesting, why don't you say it, brother, I'll give you a staff officer?"

"Hehe, they're going to pretend to be zombies and jump in en masse. ”

Gao Yuanjun's eyes lit up, he secretly wrote it down, and said, "This idea is good! The people in your class are really talented." ”

Xu Moqiu didn't know what he was thinking? Sneered: Yes!

I'm worried about this, so I'll give you this idea, don't thank me.

A fragrant wind struck, Xu Moqiu subconsciously jumped back, and then heard Zhang Meihong's voice that was in her bones: "Oh, Brother Gao (still read three times), what are you talking about? Tell me about it too." ”

The whole person almost leaned on Gao Yuanjun, and what surprised Xu Moqiu was that this guy didn't dodge or dodge, but instead enjoyed it with a red face, and suddenly felt a chill in his heart.

"Oh, it's okay, I don't have much teaching experience, please teach me some language problems. Hey, Xiaohong, the color of your nail polish matches your outfit well! Where did you buy it?"

"Hmph!" Zhang Meihong Qianqianyu pointed at Gao Yuanjun's body lightly, twisted her body and said, "This is a high-end product imported from country F, more than 800 bottles!"

"Hey, Xiaohong, your skin is so well maintained! It's so white and red that it can almost pinch out water! What kind of skin care products are you using?"

"Hehe, I'm ......"

The two of you have a strong affection for me, and the goosebumps of the people around them have fallen to the ground. Where can Xu Moqiu stay, under the pretext of talking to the principal about the class fee, he ran away.

happened to bump into Mitchell, who was yawning upstairs with two dark circles under her eyes. I couldn't help but ask, "Why did you go last night?"

Mitchell smiled charmingly: "I said to comfort the young woman who has lost her footing, do you believe it?"

"I believe it. ”

"Lying, you know you're the only one in my heart. Mitchell gave him a blank look, looked around, and lowered his voice, "The old man called me last night. ”

"Ahem...... This is not the place to talk, come with me!"

The two of them came to the secluded grove south of the school, and Mitchell took a look at the surroundings and quipped, "What's the matter?

"Don't be skinny, get down to business. ”

"Hmph, you really don't understand the amorous at all!" Mitchell took out a tissue and spread it on the stone stool, sat down gently, and lit a cigarette, "The old man couldn't find you, and took the risk to call me. ”

Xu Moqiu snatched the cigarette from her mouth and put it in her mouth: "What did he say?"

Mitchell was not angry, and folded two long legs: "The wildfire is coming." ”

"Wildfire?" Xu Moqiu was stunned, and then sneered, "Who gave them the guts?"

"Aren't you afraid that they are here for you? With your current strength, you are not the opponent of their elites!"

"So what?" Xu Moqiu said disapprerovingly, "With their IQ, I play them like dogs every minute, and besides, didn't you say you want to protect me? Now is the time for you to show yourself." ”

"Hehe, that's nature. With me here, no one will want to hurt you in the slightest. Okay, let's go, someone is coming, so as to save others from misunderstanding. I don't care anyway. ”

Xu Moqiu instructed: "Be careful, don't capsize in the gutter!"

"Don't worry, since they dare to come, I will let them never go back!"

"Hmm...... By the way, bring the stuff. ”

"What?"

"What are you talking about? Cigarettes, lighters, hurry up! Don't grind, how many times have you said it, you are not allowed to smoke! Girls, I am afraid you don't know how to write the words self-love and lung cancer?"

Looking at the cigarette butt he was still holding in his mouth, Mitchell suddenly smiled: "Teacher Xu, 'Do not do to others what you do not want to be done to yourself', you also teach Chinese, don't you even understand this truth?"

Xu Moqiu doesn't care so much about you, the robber generally took out the cigarette lighter in her pocket, put it in his pocket, and argued forcefully: "I'm a big man, I'm different from you! Okay, I confiscated it, you can go." ”