Chapter 1 When I Wake Up? Oh, I may be dreaming
The alarm clock at the head of the bed kept ringing, Fang Tang opened his eyes slightly, and took out his left hand from the warm kennel to stop the alarm clock.
Then I got up and went to the bathroom, brushed my teeth and washed my face, picked up the TV remote control, and prepared to watch today's news.
Fang Tang looked at the hostess above and became more and more confused.
Well, Miss Rusu is still so good-looking...... People like it.
No, no, the script was taken wrong, and it was restarted.
Miss Rusu is still so good-looking, I really want to soak her......
"At 11:23 yesterday, there was a beast tide in Northern Province, and the Northern War Group has sent a team to control the refugee problem, and the leader of the Northern War Group applied for the assistance of the Martial Arts Association, and then we have a report from our front-line reporter Wu Yifan......"
"Next, I'm going to tell you about the ...... behind me."
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Fang Tang's face indicates Nick Young's black question mark face?
The Northern Beast Tide and the Martial Arts Association?
Don't think I'm an orphan and can bully me if I don't read.
Didn't I wake up?
I heard the older generation say that if people have this kind of hallucination, they must first slap themselves to see if it hurts, if the pain may be really painful, if it doesn't hurt, then they haven't woken up.
"Smack. ”
Fang Tang didn't hesitate to give himself a slap on the left side of his face.
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wdnmd, it doesn't hurt.
"Smack. ”
Fang Tang slapped the right cheek again.
Why doesn't it hurt?
Oh, it's ruthless.
Fang Tang faced all this with the mentality of being at ease, and continued to watch the reports on the TV, on the surface he was as steady as an old dog, but in fact he was panicked.
Are you sure you're not kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Fang Tang suddenly realized, if you look at the above report, the person is still the same person, but this world is no longer the original world.
Respect martial arts, and practice martial arts for all people.
Starting from the most basic martial arts, step by step to reach the peak, become the CEO, win Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of life, I am excited to think about it.
"Here's the problem, I slept through myself this night, unlike the online article written on a certain point, the male pig soul wears and then carries the goldfinger old man, all kinds of hanging and bombing outfits 13, and all kinds of beauties throw their arms and give hugs......"
"Goldfinger? Why don't I have it? I'm really hard. Fang Tang came to the computer next to the TV as he spoke, ready to turn on the computer and better understand this new world.
Well, it's okay, it's okay, the seeds of the 8 T's are still there, this kind of thing, it's better to be happy than to be happy alone.
(A dog author: What are you?,It's all pictures.,I'm all mp4.。
Fang Tang: I think ......
A dog author: I don't want you to think, I want me to feel. )
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"Oh, so that's the case, martial arts cultivation is like ascending to the sky, if you don't have the qualifications and understanding, I'm afraid you can only be stuck in the Yellow Pole Realm for the rest of your life"
It seems that from the most basic entry, the Yellow Pole Realm, the Xuan Realm, the Earth Realm, the Heaven Realm, the Xingyuan Realm, and the Star Wheel Realm, why didn't the old man see what realm he had?
"At the entry level, there is a breath of qi in the sea of dantian qi, just like a gossamer that can flow through the human body's hundreds of acupoints and muscles and bones. ”
Why doesn't the old man have a little qi in his body?
Am I not qualified to practice martial arts? I want to report it!
Fang Tang looked down step by step, and when he was about to close the page, a pop-up window appeared below.
"Boy, do you want to become stronger? Boy, do you want to be beautiful in your arms, singing every night? Boy, do you want to be the most powerful in the world and worshiped by thousands of people? Come on, click on the recharge entrance here, there is a discount for today's event, don't want you 9999 as long as you are 999, first come, first served...... Dear~"
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"My life is bright and upright in the east gate blowing snow, and Wei Zhongxian, the dog thief, who came to kill him with a sword in one hand, has no armor left, and there is nothing below. I have always believed that when I cultivate with wisdom, the world will tremble because of my strength. After Fang Tang said goodbye with his hands, he strode to the balcony with his head held high, "Look outside this window, it is all the rivers and mountains that I have laid for you." ”
(A dog author: Nerve B)
"Charging money makes you strong, come on, boy, come and charge money. The advertisements on the computer still attract Fang Tang, I think back then, he was also a glorious e-sports player, with an account of nobleman 8 in one hand, a Valkyrie in his left hand, and a heart of the ocean in his right hand, happy and happy, but the original money was deceived by a person named Slag Hui, and he said that he was a brother and went to covet Lan Yue to cut him.
If it's a person, I won't charge it, what do you do with me?
Fang Tang clicked a red cross like an old dog, but who knows, the pop-up window shows that the recharge is successful.
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When did Lao Tzu agree to recharge? It's over, it's over, I'm going to eat soil this month.
wdnmd, if you are really decisive, you will give it in vain.
I beg you to be a human being, is this a human thing?
My money, the heavens, the earth.
Fang Tang trembled and took out the fruit mobile phone from his trouser pocket, saw the successful bank deduction text message on it, and after seeing the number of the balance on it, his heart ached, and he wanted to smash the computer to a pulp, but when he thought of the precious 8 T pole seeds in the computer, he was a little reluctant.
The pop-up advertisement has changed, leaving 20 words: "One punch shatters the mountains and rivers, one foot can step on the sun and the moon, and the day after tomorrow will rule the world!"
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Gone?
It's just gone?
I inexplicably filled the money, and it was just a hasty matter?
Just send me away casually?
I was really hard.
Fang Tang turned off the computer and returned to the kennel in the room, ready to lie on the bed to play some glory, but after looking at the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the living room out of the corner of his eye, he muttered, "I seem to have something strange on me." But he didn't think much about it, after all, in his eyes, the upper score was important.
"You make an ice heart first, isn't it, so you're fleshy. Then you make another endless, oh yo, this sword master on the other side still dares to provoke me? I open big! I have a skill! I slash, I suck, and I don't panic when I take medicine. This person is too meaty, delete this hero, I'm really hard. ”
"I'm afraid this person is not playing Houyi, I feel that I am also a Buddha. ”
The more Fang Tang played, the more he played, and he rushed all the way from the very beginning of the Supreme to the eternity.
Well, it's all to blame on this group of teammates who can't play, and they can't take me, a 3-bar 16 Luban, it must be like this, how can someone as strong as me lose.
"Oops, I'm going back to school tomorrow, and in more than a hundred days, I will take the martial arts college entrance examination, and I must be admitted to the martial arts university to show myself and the people around me. ”
As he spoke, he quickly got up and took out the five-year college entrance examination three-year mock ...... from the bookshelf Ahh
Learn which one is stronger, and look for Lan Xiang in the central Dongshan.
Tell the truth,
I'm a genius and I'm in a showdown......
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