Chapter 469: I see
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The scene exploded instantly.
I don't know. That's right. Others babble and babble, from color to understanding, from ideal to reality, from the earth to the universe, from literature to theology...... , I can't wait to make a long report of 600,000 words to explain the relationship between color and love.
Li Huachen just said, "I don't know", what is the right thing, is there still a royal law? Is there still a law?
Qingxi stood up: "I don't know, it's right!?What is this!?Give me a reasonable explanation!You have to give me a reasonable explanation!"
The maid looked at Qingxi coldly: "The princess herself doesn't know. Is it reasonable?"
Qingxi almost didn't swallow it in one gulp...... , his hands froze in mid-air, and his brain was about to be scrapped.
I don't know, the princess doesn't know? That's quite reasonable. Neither of you knows, that's right...... What the hell is this!? What the hell is going on? Brain teasers!
The maid said: "Please understand the questions correctly, most of these questions do not have the so-called correct answers, and the princess herself does not know the answers to some questions." The one to choose is not the most right, but the most desirable for Her Royal Highness the Princess. Next question. ”
Sun Bin said in his heart, do you blame us for co-authoring?
The maid continued, "The third question of the princess is: what is true wisdom. ”
Qingxi held back the fire: "Li Huachen, this time you answer first." ”
Li Huachen was about to slip out under the table and leaned in front of the microphone: "There is no answer." ”
Everyone looked at the maid together, and the maid let out a breath from her nostrils: "The answer is correct." Whoever thinks that wisdom can be explained in words is a fool. ”
Li Huachen tilted his head, leaned back in his chair, as if he had been shot in the head, and said weakly: "Let me go." ”
Maid: "The answer is correct, Li Huachen adds ten points." ”
Li Huachen looked at the big tent and was about to cry: "I want to die." ”
Maid: "The answer is correct, Li Huachen adds ten points." ”
Li Huachen jumped like thunder: "Are you sick?
Maid: "The answer is correct, Li Huachen adds ten points." ”
Li Huachen held the microphone and sang on the spot: ", I'm a piece of, and life is cheaper than ants......." ”
Maid: "The answer is correct, Li Huachen adds ten points." ”
Li Huachen slammed the microphone.
Finally, the maid announced: "The question session is over, and the person with the highest total score is His Royal Highness the Ninth of the Northern Warring States, Li Huachen." Congratulations to His Royal Highness Nine, hugging the beauty. ”
"Wait a minute!" Qingxi stood up, tried his best to suppress the fury in his heart, and gritted his teeth and said: "Hehehe, Grandpa Guan, this matter is too nonsense, right?
Guan Dangshan said: "I can give you the explanation, but I'm afraid you won't be able to catch it." ”
"Nothing that can't be taken. Sun Bin also said: "You brought us over, but you teased us so childishly, this matter, even if you are the family of the lord of the southern country, you will never tolerate it!"
The crowd was excited, and Li Huachen also said: "Grandpa Guan, is the princess too casual?"
At this time, the princess suddenly spoke: "I like Li Huachen, I think everything Li Huachen says is good, and whatever he says, I think it's good." ”
Everyone was stunned,
The princess's voice has changed a bit!
The curtain of the tent slowly fell, and a woman in white sat upright in the tent, and two maids helped her to get up and walked out slowly.
"This ...... This is....... ”
The princess slowly removed her veil, revealing her face, and everyone was stunned and gasped.
At this time, the eldest princess also walked out from behind with a smile, everyone: "This is my sister, Guan Ju, in fact, this time, it is her marriage ceremony." ”
Qingxi suddenly burst out laughing, he laughed, walked up to Li Huachen, and patted Li Huachen on the shoulder: "Wahahahaha, I said that she said everything you said, it turned out to be her, that little beggar, hahaha, congratulations to you, Li Huachen, hugging the 'beauty', wow, look at the princess's little face, if there is no fire, maybe she is really a beauty!hahahaha!"
Sun Bin also snorted coldly: "Oh, this person is not as good as the sky, I robbed it for a long time, and the result was this princess, fortunately we lost, otherwise, hahaha, I would have had nightmares when I looked at it in the middle of the night." ”
Li Huachen frowned: "Huahua, what the hell are you doing?"
Huahua looked at Li Huachen: "Brother Huachen, will you dislike Huahua?"
"Of course not. Li Huachen said: "What the hell is going on?"
Flowey smiled mischievously, blinked her eyes, stuck out her tongue, and turned out to be quite cute.
Guan Juyi stretched out her hand and slowly tore off a mask on her face from the position of her cheeks, revealing her true face, and the ridicule, discussion, and questioning of the audience stopped abruptly in an instant.
Guan Ju's disfigured face is fake!
The real Guan Ju, with breakable skin, fair and transparent, a pair of big eyes that are smart and beautiful, a small nose, and a fleshy little mouth, he doesn't look like a human at all, he is simply an angel.
"Brother, is Guan Ju good-looking?"
Li Huachen frowned: "This ...... What the hell is going on?"
The eldest princess walked up to Li Huachen and Guan Ju: "Guan Ju has been apprenticed to the first Chinese disguise master Hundred Paintings since he was a child. His face is fake, the sickness on his body is also fake, the spots and patches on his skin are all fake. Guan Ju not only has good skin, but also has the reputation of a delicate girl. Brother Huachen, you took advantage of it this time. I can't even put down her skin. ”
Li Huachen blushed: "What are you talking nonsense? No, I mean, that Huahua, no, little princess, why are you ...... Why are you pretending to be ugly?"
Guan Ju bowed slightly, and said a little apologetically: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's not Guan Ju who deceives you, in fact, this is also a test." Guan Ju has always been willful, and his father has been obedient to me since he was a child, but this time, Guan Ju has to choose a son-in-law. Guan Ju didn't comply, and my sister was willing to marry me instead of Guan Ju for the sake of Guan Ju's happiness. And I disguised myself and mingled in the crowd, looking for the person of destiny. ”
Guan Ju's eyes looked at Li Huachen eagerly: "Guan Ju thinks that there is only one so-called favorite, that person must regard me as a jewel, no matter whether he is rich or poor, whether he succeeds or fails, even if one day his appearance passes away, he still loves my soul, and he loves me as a person, which is a good match in this life." It's a pity that in the past few days, the only person who doesn't dislike my ugly face the most is Brother Huachen. ”
Everyone was stupid.
Guan Ju continued: "Brother Huachen is kind-hearted and does not discriminate against me or despise me because I am an ugly girl
, didn't look at me with colored glasses, and he still recognized me as a sister. If any of you are not convinced, please ask yourself, at the moment when Guan Ju is most eager for love, which of you has ever looked at me more?"
Guan Dangshan smiled and stretched his beard, smiling at everyone's expressions, it is estimated that this day is the coolest day for Guan Dangshan.
Guan Ju said: "Brother Huachen, the wood has become a boat." Guan Ju originally thought that he would not choose a suitable husband this time, but God did not give up and let you appear. In the past few days, you have taken care of me, so that Guan Ju is grateful, and the rest of his life is long, please advise me. ”
Li Huachen didn't know what to say, his mouth moved for a long time, and he couldn't say a word.
The eldest princess covered her mouth and smiled: "Do you still think I hate it now?"
Li Huachen said in surprise: "You did it on purpose, you cooperate with her to act, and you still have to ...... You're going to kill her in front of me!"
"Hahahaha!" One person laughed loudly: "Interesting and interesting, full of fun, the virtuous brother of the painting dust has a noble character, treats all living beings equally, Yan Shiyi admires." ”
Everyone looked over, and on the beams and pillars above, a black-clothed figure landed flutteringly, looking at Li Huachen and smiling.
Li Huachen said in surprise: "You...... You're acting, too!?"
Yan Shiyi said: "Nonsense, otherwise, do you really think you can dodge my sword?" Yan Shiyi walked behind Li Huachen, touched Li Huachen with his elbow, and said mischievously: "Hey, you can do it, the people of the Nanban Guan family have a high opinion of you, what a lucky stinky boy." ”
Li Huachen said in his heart, what are you doing? Who is so familiar with you? Why are you acting with such a heavy hand? I was almost crippled by you!
"Hey, don't look at me like that, of course acting must be realistic! Don't worry, my subordinates are accurate, and they won't really cripple you." If I really get crippled, my sister won't beat me to death?"
Guan Ju frowned and pouted: "With such a heavy hand, I'll clean you up when I turn around!"
Yan Shiyi cried and smiled: "Don't don't, brother, aren't you worried about your future life, don't you test it, how can you test his sincerity." ”
Li Huachen felt that his blood pressure was a little high: "No, isn't it...... You guys...... Ay...... I'll ....... ”
Qingxi suddenly said angrily: "Strong words! You are obviously playing tricks on us!"
Yan Shiyi's face instantly turned cold: "Boy, what about playing you?"
Qingxi said: "Yan Daxia, how can you ......." ”
"Little ghost, am I familiar with you?"
Qingxi didn't seem to expect Yan Shiyi to treat himself like this: "Yan Daxia, you have also eaten at our house, and you and my father ......." ”
"Yes, I have a good relationship with your father, but you kid is too much of a bastard, these days you are like a jumping monkey, breaking the virtue of Zhang Fei, and losing your father's face. You pack up for me now, get out, and go back to the Central Plains, or I'll break your legs!"
Qingxi didn't expect Yan Shiyi to suddenly attack him, and he was stunned for a while.
Yan Shiyi was really upset, staring at him: "What are you looking at?
Qingxi was really frightened by Yan Shiyi's eyes, and then said angrily: "Let's go, I'll go back and tell your father!"
Qingxi turned around and left, and the few people he brought with him also hurriedly followed.
Yan Shiyi looked back at Li Huachen: "Now, what do you have to say?"