Chapter 93: When Did You Learn to Smoke?
Seeing Wang Ping standing there picking, looking unhappy, Gu Lang really wanted to take out a wad of soft girl coins from his wallet and throw it in his face and roared: "There are so many things to buy you food, if you are unhappy, then you can buy it yourself!"
But in fact, someone silently took out his backpack, emptied the contents of it, and went to the supermarket in the service area with Wang Ping in his arms.
Wang Ping squatted in the backpack, through the gap in the zipper, followed Gu Laosan to pick one container after another, and when he met what he wanted, he kicked someone in the backpack.
So when it was time to check out at the cashier, Gu Lang had another bag of small snacks such as beef jerky, pork cubes, and spiced fried meat. There are even two packs of Weilong spicy strips.
But just at the time of checkout, Wang Ping kicked people in his backpack again, first gently kicking, and finally kicking wildly.
On the shelves behind the cash register, there are all kinds of cigarettes.
If Wang Ping still felt that something was missing after buying a bunch of snacks again, the moment he saw the cigarette, he finally reacted.
Gu Laosan didn't buy cigarettes!
Once when a badger was still a human, he actually didn't have a smoking addiction.
If it is during the recuperation period, everyone gets together to drink and sing, but occasionally everyone will take a cigarette in their mouths and compete to see who spits out a rounder smoke ring and whose smoke ring floats farther, and so on. However, during the field mission, except for the captain Luke, who will occasionally put a cigarette in his mouth, everyone else is of the type that can be smoked or not, including Anna.
However, just a week ago, after Wang Ping was reminded of the half box of women's cigarettes, he fell in love with the feeling of melancholy while smoking.
The cashier's young lady looked at Gu Laosan carrying a large bag of snacks, and her expression kept changing from the moment she scanned the code. Doubts, puzzlement, surprise, gasps, etc., are simply possessed by the spirit of the drama.
"Don't buy the things in the service area if you think they're expensive!" The young lady rolled her eyes secretly.
Under the cashier's implicit contemptuous gaze, Gu Lang picked and chose at the cashier for a long time, pointed out everything that could be eaten, and finally bought a box of Yellow Crane Tower. After paying the money, he fled with white eyes.
Gu Laosan swore that this was definitely the most embarrassing shopping experience he had since he was a child.
Back in the car, watching a certain badger run out of his backpack with a little excitement, rummaging through the bag to find the box of cigarettes he just bought, Gu Lang asked with a puzzled face: "What do you do when you buy cigarettes?"
After all, when he was at home, he had never seen Wang Ping smoke. And there is no smoke at all in Grandma Sheng's house.
After thinking about it for a while, someone suddenly realized, patted his thigh and said angrily: "It must be that old sheng head again! Damn, I knew that he must be too idle! When I was patrolling the mountains with Da Hei before, I fooled Da Hei to smoke! Seeing that I didn't sue my grandmother about his black state, I had to deduct his salary!"
"Oh, it turns out that the uncle who has taken a detour as soon as he sees himself in the past few days is called Lao Shengtou......" Wang Ping shook his head secretly, it was really a failure, and people who didn't look up and look down every morning didn't know the name.
Originally, I thought I hadn't smoked in a week, so I wanted to light one first. However, someone's live broadcast was still on, and Wang Ping also pressed down on his addiction to cigarettes, but touched the cigarette case beautifully, and then opened a pack of spicy strips and returned to the co-pilot.
Gu Laosan's words were not hidden from the netizens in the live broadcast room. There are only two people in the car, he and Wang Ping, who is talking about this thing, it is not difficult to guess. At this time, on the barrage, more and more people who eat melons have grasped the key points.
"Who learned to smoke"
"Who is Big Black?"
"It's not going to be Boss Ping, right?"
"I want to see it"
"I want to see +1"
"Worthy of a flat-headed brother"
"To be the boss is to be different"
"I want to see +10086"
"Nicotine is too toxic for animals."
"The upstairs is ignorant, Brother Pingtou has his own anti-poison physique [manual funny]"
"666 anchor, hurry up and give the boss something"
Gu Lang: "......"
I was so excited that I forgot that I was still live broadcasting. But didn't this issue say that it's okay, buddy is the protagonist?
"Ding Dong!"
"High Cold Monster Rewards Anchor Rocket×1 ......"
"Cool Monster: Prepare 10 Super Rockets, Sit and Wait for Boss Ping to smoke"
"emmm......" Gu Lang put the steering wheel and turned to look at Wang Ping: "Boss, why don't I help you point it?"
Wang ping:...... Gu Laosan, what is your dignity as an anchor?
If it weren't for Grandma Sheng's dislike of watching live broadcasts, it is estimated that there would be no need to wait for Lao Shengtou's salary to be deducted, and someone's leg would be broken first.
In fact, the camera in Gu Lang's car was mainly aimed at his own position, and Wang Ping, the co-pilot, only occasionally appeared on camera, and most of the time he leaned off the camera. This is Gu Lang's previous style, and he also learned it from other anchors. The main shot is on the scenery outside the car, and a small shot is on his own face that he thinks is a "cricket".
However, at the unanimous request of everyone in the live broadcast room, someone "accepted" the direction of the camera on the rearview mirror and aimed at Wang Ping. This time it became, the main shot is outside the car, and the small shot is Wang Ping. Someone who is an anchor is directly out of the picture.
Not only that, but an anchor had to disassemble the newly bought Yellow Crane Tower, pull out one and hand it to Wang Ping's mouth.
Many people simply changed the order at this time and adjusted the small screen where Wang Ping was located to the main screen.
"Oops, I forgot to buy a lighter!" The annoyed voice of an anchor sounded in the live broadcast room.
Wang Ping glanced at Gu Lang with the eyes of a fool. Finally, under the prompting of netizens in the live broadcast room, Gu Lang remembered that there was a smoke on the dashboard.
Dog-legged Wang Ping lit a cigarette, and everyone in the live broadcast room watched a certain badger hold the cigarette butt with the tips of the two claws on his small paws, took a puff skillfully, and then squinted his eyes and leaned on the back of the seat, looking like "this badger is gone". The little furry mouth opened slightly, and a round smoke ring floated out in a swirling way, and then spread out in front of the camera.
The prompt sound of the super rocket exploded in the live broadcast room in an instant.
"10 ...... of the High Cold Monster Reward Anchor Super Rocket×"
"Ye is a black household to reward the anchor Super Rocket×5......"
"The third generation of online text rewards the anchor super rocket×8 ......"
"See each other for the reward anchor Super Rocket ×6......"
"No matter how cheap it is, goodbye to the anchor Super Rocket×5......"
"Water fish should be vegetarian and reward anchor fish balls ×99......"
emmm…… It seems that something strange has slipped into the live broadcast room. Wang Ping glanced at the screen of the tablet, and at the bottom of it was mixed with the fish balls that slipped quietly in a bunch of rocket effects, and spat out the smoke ring melancholy.
Since he can smoke openly, and even why he learned to smoke was found by Gu Laosan, Wang Ping let go.
Sure enough, human receptivity is the strongest. It is estimated that it will not be long before the dog who can buy things, the cat that can play games, and the monkey who can answer the phone, the honey badger who can smoke will also become a new round of conversation on the Internet.
If this continues, will you try to write in front of Gu Laosan one day?
Just for an instant, Wang Ping shook his head and threw this idea out of his mind fiercely. Writing is the bottom line, and it is a forbidden area that must not be touched. This is probably unacceptable to anyone.
The car started again, and after turning out of the service area, Gu Lang drove all the way in the direction of "Yangli Expressway".
"Let's go! HLBE Savannah!"
"Poof...... ...... Titicaca"
Wang Ping choked on a puff of cigarette in his throat and almost coughed up tears.
"Why don't you go out casually and run more than 1,000 kilometers straight for a broadcast, does grandma really know?"
A certain badger didn't know that Gu Laosan wanted to go abroad at first. It's a pity that the passport was confiscated by Grandma Sheng, and there was no discussion at all, so she chose to go to Meng Province instead. In addition, HLBE itself is also a famous tourist area in China, so Grandma Sheng reluctantly agreed.
Modu, Chen Bai, who was secretly happy because he signed Gu Lang and tied a flat-headed brother with his own network popularity to the brand of Teayu, took the hot coffee he just bought from downstairs, hummed a song and walked through the office area, and saw his little assistant waiting anxiously at the door of his office.
"Xiao Zhang, come so early!" Chen Bai greeted with a smile, took a sip of coffee and approached.
"Manager, the anchor you signed is on the air, and it is said that he is going to the HLBE prairie!" said the assistant known as Xiao Zhang anxiously.
"Poof!"
Chen Bai squirted out a sip of coffee.
"It's on, Damn, why doesn't this kid even say hello, does he understand the rules!"