Chapter 103: Internet Addiction Beast
The thick egg yolk mixed with egg whites instantly pasted Jiang Xiao's face.
Jiang Xiao was stunned on the spot, his chest rising and falling fiercely, containing anger.
Stretched out his hand and wiped it on his face, and scolded angrily: "Which ......bastard is it?"
"Smack!"
Another egg hit him in the center of his eyebrow, making him swallow the words back again.
This time the water was black because it was rotten eggs.
Immediately after, one after another, eggs flew towards Jiang Xiao like cannonballs.
The crowd in front had not yet reacted to what was happening.
A burly man in the back glanced at the man next to him, who was shrouded in a black robe, wearing a mask, and throwing eggs like a machine gun, and scratched his head.
"Brother, where did you get this egg?"
The man in black seems to have some problems with his body and is not coordinated enough.
The arms are short, but the body is high.
Hearing this, a small hand with purple gloves reached out and fumbled in his arms, and took out a piece of white paper with a line of words written on it.
Dahan subconsciously read it out: "Fifty meters to your left, there is an aunt who specializes in buying rotten eggs, five dollars a dollar, and a handful of rotten vegetable leaves." ”
Somehow, the voice of the big man is not ordinarily loud.
Most of the people present heard it, and they all looked to the left.
In between, a colorful aunt was pushing a truck more than ten meters long and one meter high, full of rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves, slowly walking towards them.
There is also a sign erected next to it, which is exactly the same as that of Dahannian.
Jiang Xiao saw the green eyes of the crowd, and a feeling of unease rose faintly in his heart.
"Auntie, bring me ten buck eggs!"
"Twenty for me!"
“......”
One by one, they rushed to the cart of the aunt and bought eggs from her.
Auntie didn't seem to be worried that everyone would not give money, and said: "Oh, hey, there are so many of you, Auntie, I can't collect the money, so if you want to use it first, I'll wait here."
When you run out, just come and pay for it. ”
"Auntie is arrogant!"
"Aunt is mighty!"
"Don't worry, Auntie, we'll pay soon!"
Hearing this, everyone went crazy, picked up eggs and rotten vegetable leaves in the truck, and charged at Jiang Xiao and Ren Yue!
Jiang Xiao's eyes widened instantly, and he said sharply.
"Help!
"Yes!"
The four security guards standing next to him summoned their own imperial beasts one after another and blocked in front of Jiang Xiao.
"Bang Bang!"
Eggs and rotten vegetable leaves flew to Jiang Xiao Ren Yue as if they didn't want money.
The two huddled together, under the protection of the security guards and the royal beast, trying to break through.
However, as soon as he took two steps, he was forced back into the corner.
Soon drowned in the rain of vegetable grove eggs.
Ye An didn't know when he moved a Taishi chair, lay at the door, drank soda, and looked over there leisurely.
At this time, the man in black who was the first to throw the egg noticed that no one was paying attention to him, and staggered to the alley next to him.
Three seconds later, two figures, one gold and one purple, ran out of it, it was the Split Venus Cloud Tiger and the Taiyi Xuanwen Fox.
The man in black just now was played by the two of them.
The Split Venus Cloud Tiger is below, and the Taiyi Xuanwen Fox is above.
That's why it looks so uncoordinated.
Splitting Venus Cloud Tiger ran to Ye An's side, poured a soda for Ye An with his own hands, and handed it over as if he were offering a treasure.
"How is it, Ye An, we had a good performance just now, right?"
Ye An stretched out his hand to take it and nodded: "It's okay, it basically meets the requirements, but Lin Fu is better." ”
The big man who talked to the Split Venus Cloud Tiger was Lin Fu Yirong.
At this time he was still in the army of throwing eggs.
There is also the aunt who sells eggs over there, played by Xiong Da.
This plan was thought of by Ye An a long time ago, whether there was a recording or not, he would let Lin Fu and the Split Venus Cloud Tiger provoke the incident, and then take the lead in throwing eggs.
Originally, it was arranged for Li Xian and Lin Fu.
The Split Venus Cloud Tiger and the Taiyi Xuanwen Fox had to join in the fun.
Splitting Venus Cloud Tiger automatically ignored Ye An's last sentence and asked tentatively.
Then you see that we are doing so well, should we give some rewards? ’
Dare is waiting here, I said why are these two little guys so positive.
Ye An understood, and the Split Venus Cloud Tiger had a request.
"Tell me what the reward is. ”
Splitting Venus Cloud Tiger came to Ye An's side and knocked Ye An's legs.
A flattering smile appeared on his face: "Ye An, look at it, there is only one computer in our store, and it is barely enough now."
If they go out of business next door, our business will definitely grow, and a computer will definitely not be enough.
Otherwise, we can buy another one, and when there are more people, I can ask the narcissist to help me register together, so that the efficiency can be improved a lot. ’
After speaking, the Split Venus Cloud Tiger looked at Ye An with a hopeful gaze.
Ye An: "......"
Not enough for a computer?
I see you're ready to double row with Xiao Yi!
In the past two days, the two of them have been running outside with Ye An, and they basically haven't played games much.
If they settle down later, the two of them will have to take turns lining up, which is a bit difficult for the Venus Splitting Cloud Tiger.
So I thought about taking this opportunity to let Ye An buy another one, so that it and the Taiyi Xuanwen Fox would not have to queue up later.
Ye An put down the cup in his hand and looked at the Split Venus Yunhu seriously: "Xiao Jin, are you addicted to the Internet?"
'Internet addiction?
"That's it...... If you don't play the game, you're miserable. ”
The Venus Splitter Cloud Tiger scratched his head, "It's like I can't see the gold coins...... I don't feel that way, I just feel bored in the store and need to play games to pass the time. ’
Hearing this, Ye An breathed a sigh of relief.
It's good if you don't have Internet addiction, otherwise the Split Venus Cloud Tiger may become the first royal beast in history who only needs to quit Internet addiction.
"Okay, when the matter is over here, I'll let Luo Qian arrange it again. ”
With the clown in the back to do financial support, Ye An does have plans to expand.
Seeing that Ye An directly agreed, the Split Venus Cloud Tiger smiled happily.
became more attentive, and poured tea and water for Ye An on the side.
After about two minutes, Lin Fu had already taken off his disguise and returned to Ye An's side.
"Master Ye, now their Jiang Group's reputation can be regarded as stinky!"
Lin Fu was full of smiles, he was very happy, just now his hand was like throwing a dart, and he threw all the eggs in his hand on Jiang Xiao and Ren's heads accurately.
Ye An smiled and nodded: "This is not enough, you have to do it directly in one step." ”
As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and dialed a number.
"The news here is ready, come here. ”