Chapter 282: True Pit Daddy (Outbreak Asking for Subscription 3/5)

"Click, click, click, director, the actor is laughing!"

"Boss Ping: What kind of bullshit line is this?"

"Old Han, are you serious?"

"Lao Tzu believes in your evil, it's really an advertisement"

"How much money Sheng Jiawu will give you, my Monkey King will give you double!"

"The third brother has also fallen, and they have all started to receive advertisements"

"Spicy chicken anchor, when I contacted you before, I said that you don't accept ads, so you will be slapped in the face so soon"

Han Daxia's words fell, and the barrage became a mess. And accompanied by the "Ticika" laughter made by a certain badger, Gu Laosan shook his head seriously and said: "Brother Han, you are too polite, this tea is my family's property, you like to wait until I go back, I will give you two catties!"

"Gu Laosan's family sells tea?"

"I remembered, it seems that someone broke the news on the Internet, saying that there is a tea mountain in the third brother's house"

"6666, Chashan is amazing"

"Moe God Rewards Anchor Super Rocket ×9......"

"I didn't say it, brother, I booked ten catties of tea for you"

"Upstairs begging for a thigh"

With the popularity of the last episode, several anchors frequently patronized the hot search, and the identity information was naturally doxxed by netizens. For example, Gu Laosan's identity as a big tea merchant in his family is not a secret at all. It's just that no one thinks about this for a while.

However, Han Daxia has never heard of anyone breaking the news that he has any special identity, and no one has gone to dig deeper, as if he has been deliberately ignored.

But at this time, the more someone wants to keep a low profile, the more someone doesn't let him keep a low profile.

Under Gu Laosan's eyes several times, I saw Han Daxia's two rows of white teeth biting and biting, one hand pinching his knee stiffly, and said fiercely to the camera: "No! This tea is so good, I can't enjoy it exclusively! I also want to buy some for my relatives and friends to taste! Tell me where to go to buy genuine tea!"

"Hey, that's okay!"

Gu Laosan raised his eyebrows, sighed, and then reported an online store address, and "inadvertently" revealed that if Han Daxia's relatives and friends wanted to be agents and distributors, they could also make a certain phone call, and give him a discount for the sake of friends.

Wang Ping was already laughing breathlessly, so he collapsed on the sand, as if he had been hit by a "half-step madness with a smile", and his little body was about to twitch from time to time.

resisted the urge to hit people, and cooperated with Gu Laosan to finish this embarrassing advertisement, Han Daxia couldn't hold back anymore, jumped up and ran outside the camera to rub his stiff face.

It seems to be relieved at the moment, but Han Daxia never imagined that in less than 10 hours, when the Huaxia Golden Rooster is announced, he will be on the hot search with "the most embarrassing advertisement in history".

Originally, Gu Laosan wanted to finish the pot of tea, but the mobile phone used as a searchlight over there suddenly emitted a strange WeChat prompt sound, which seemed to have a separate ringtone. Gu Laosan jumped up like an electric shock and ran to pick up his mobile phone, and then he couldn't stop giggling.

A certain badger, who had just calmed down, thought of a certain possibility, and suddenly blackened his face. Seeing that there were tea sets in front of him, he walked to the other side and kicked at Han Daxia.

"What are you kicking me for?" Old Han looked puzzled by the second monk.

"You're in the way!" a badger bared his teeth.

......

As the light of the phone fades, the front of the camera becomes a dim scene again. However, with the solar charger brought this time, Gu Lang was not in a hurry to go to the broadcast, and left the tablet next to the fire, facing a certain badger that was roasting scorpions, and he ran to set up a tent with Han Daxia.

Wang Ping grabbed the paper bag that Han Daxia used to hold the scorpions at this moment, and strung the two scorpions that were still alive horizontally onto a thin iron skewer, but looking at the few bottles and cans around him, his little shoulders collapsed, but he sighed.

The iron skewers and these seasonings were all bought by Gu Laosan who forced Han Daxia to take him.

According to him, although it is unlikely that you can eat barbecue in the desert, these are essential materials in case you have the conditions to eat them. Even if you can't eat it, you don't have to be afraid, anyway, it doesn't take up much space with a camel.

The boss who sells barbecue seasonings heard that these two Chinese people were going to BBQ in the desert, and immediately gave a thumbs up, admiring that you Chinese people are better at playing. Eating barbecue in the desert is a great atmosphere.

Wang Ping didn't sigh because of these things brought by a salted fish, in fact, he was very much in favor of bringing some spices. It's just that looking at his little paws right now, it's a little tangled.

A certain badger originally planned to let Han Daxia roast him. Anyway, this product has experience as a cook, and he doesn't care about being a few more times. It's really not good, and Gu Laosan can help.

But right now, both of them are busy working on the side, and they don't have time to pay attention to him at all.

Wang Ping sighed and tried to twist the spice jar, while comforting himself in his heart: forget it, setting up a tent is a serious matter.

Hangzhou, a lake-view villa area with beautiful mountains and rivers.

Gu's father and Gu's mother went to bed early, and the moonlight shone through the curtains to the bedroom, reflecting the shadows of the swaying trees outside the window, accompanied by some kind of whistling-like sharp snoring, which looked a little eerie.

Just snoring at this sound, Gu's mother and Gu's father didn't sleep in separate rooms, so they knew that the two were definitely true love.

At this time, it was already the middle of the night, and the two were sleeping soundly, when a piercing mobile phone ringtone suddenly sounded on the bedside cabinet. The two of them woke up at the same time, looking confused.

"It's so late, who's calling?" Gu's mother frowned and muttered, kicking Gu's father.

With a cold sweat, Gu's father let out a sigh of relief, and then touched the phone on the bedside table with a look of impatience.

Neither of them has the habit of turning off the phone and going to bed at night, for fear that if a business partner can't contact them, they will lose the order.

It's just that at this moment, an unfamiliar number is displayed on the screen.

"Hey?" Gu's father frowned and picked up the phone.

"Hello, I listened to Gu Lao...... Lang's introduction to buy tea!" A sweet female voice came from the microphone, which calmed Gu's father a lot when he got up. That's it......

Gu's father was a little confused, why did his salted fish son suddenly remember to sell tea? Could it be that his friend wants to buy it?

Thinking of the word "friend" and listening to the obviously young female voice in the microphone, Gu's father suddenly became happy, and he didn't care about the other party's disturbing dreams in the middle of the night, and responded to the other party's various questions with a smile.

After the other party hung up the phone satisfied, before Gu's father woke up Gu's mother and said his guess, the phone rang again.

This time it was another strange number, the same young woman's voice, also came to buy tea.

Gu's father couldn't laugh anymore.

When the phone rang for the third time, before Gu's father could pick it up, a large pillow hit his head.

"Gu Bowen!"

Gu's mother got up and roared angrily: "If you want to call, get out and fight!"

"Cut...... It's not all your precious son's good deeds......"

Gu's father pursed his lips and ran to the living room with his mobile phone. As soon as I picked up the phone, sure enough, I was buying tea again, and it was also a girl.

Wearing pajamas, squatting on the sofa in the living room, after connecting more than a dozen phone calls, Gu's father sighed and secretly scolded Gu Lang for being a cheat. Sell tea, sell tea, especially what he left is his Lao Tzu's phone. Is it because your company doesn't have a phone, or do you think your father is too idle?

It's good now, this product goes out by himself, and his father answers the phone and receives a soft hand, and he can't sleep, and he is about to become a treasure customer service.

In fact, these fans who called really took the mobile phone number reported by Gu Lang in the live broadcast room as a customer service number. After all, even the iron fans who know Gu Laosan's character best can't imagine that this product will really report his Lao Tzu's phone number on the live broadcast.

"Daddy!"

There was a sad sigh from a middle-aged man in the living room.