Chapter 282: Noisy Squirrel (Subscribe to Collection!)
"Ah, I'm dead. Ah, I'm really dead. The squirrel clutched its chest, staggered in place for a few steps, and then fell to the ground and closed its eyes.
Chu Ling looked at the fist he was still holding, and suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, this squirrel is quite skilled in selling miserable, and he can even pretend to be dead, but this acting skill is too exaggerated.
Thinking like this, Chu Ling planned to reach out and grab it. The squirrel saw that Chu Ling still stretched out his hand with his eyes half-open, and immediately jumped up and said, "Okay, okay, I'm fine." Hehe, actually, I'm fine, don't care about me so much. ”
Chu Ling didn't intend to pay attention to what it said at all, and pinched its neck with one hand and lifted it up.
"Hey, buddy, you can't do this, how about we make a discussion? I don't want your blood, I'll let you go. Hey, don't, hey, ah, stop, stop! Don't mention me, don't mention me!"
The squirrel began to struggle frantically, but Chu Ling held it very tightly, and it couldn't break free at all, so in the end it had to accept its fate, and its whole body hung down weakly.
Luo Xi saw Chu Ling squatting over there for a long time, accompanied by a chattering voice, and asked with some confusion, "Chu Ling, what is that?"
Chu Ling turned around with the weak squirrel and said, "Look for yourself." ”
When the squirrel saw Luo Xi, he said with a loveless expression, "Oh, beauty, that's awesome." Okay, I know I'm already your dinner, but can we make a discussion and cut off my head first, so I won't be in too much pain. Hey, forget it, in fact, my meat is not delicious, how about waiting for tomorrow?"
Chu Ling frowned, and shouted angrily at the squirrel: "Shut up!"
The little squirrel shrank in fright, but kept saying, "You're going to scare me out of the, don't scare me like this, my heart is not good." You can't abuse me like this, you can't kill me. ”
Chu Ling saw that the squirrel was still talking endlessly, and glared at it fiercely.
The little squirrel shrunk his neck in a glare, and then whispered, "Okay, you say, you say, I'll listen." ”
Seeing that the squirrel finally quieted down, Chu Ling looked at Luo Xi and asked, "Have you ever seen a talking squirrel?"
Luo Xi also looked very surprised, and she said in disbelief: "There is a strange beast here!"
"Alien beast?" Chu Ling had never heard of this word before, so he couldn't help but ask.
"Oh, that's not a nice name, at least I don't think it sounds. The little squirrel also opened his mouth and grumbled quietly.
"Alien beasts are like the alien beings of animals, and since humans can mutate, so can animals. Luo Xi opened his mouth to explain, "It's just that animals are still much worse than us humans in terms of brain development, so the alien beasts that will mutate are even rarer." Generally speaking, the probability of mutation of animals with more spirituality will be higher, such as monkeys, orangutans, cats and dogs. ”
"When animals and plants are successfully mutated, their intelligence will increase dramatically, and some may be accompanied by some special abilities like ours. ”
After Chu Ling listened, he held the little squirrel up in front of him and said, "You mean this squirrel is a strange beast, right?"
"Hey, don't look at me like that, you feel like you're watching dinner, and I'm panicking. The little squirrel complained.
Luo Xi nodded, and then snatched the little squirrel from Chu Ling's hand and said, "Look at you, it's all scared." ”
The corners of Chu Ling's mouth twitched slightly, and there were ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart.
The little squirrel saw Luo Xi holding it in his arms and gently stroking it, its little eyes blinked smartly, and it analyzed the situation at once, and then it squeezed its little head between the twin peaks on Luo Xi's chest, and kept saying: "Ah, I was scared miserably, scared to death, I want to suppress the shock." ”
"Ah, it's so cute!" Luo Xi touched the little squirrel in her arms with a slightly red face, feeling that the whole person was healed.
Chu Ling didn't know why, and now he wanted to carry the little squirrel to show off his baseball skills, but the other party was tightly protected by Luo Xi, and it was inconvenient to reach out to grab that position, so he had to stare angrily on the side.
At this time, the little squirrel suddenly came from Luo Xi's twin peaks
Jian raised his head and looked at Chu Ling and said, "Hehe, did you hear it, tell you not to scare me." It's a shame that I called you a few times just now, buddy, you actually treated me like this, and it's really good for this sister. Are you still glaring at me?
"It's the same as the two of us are kind and righteous, didn't you still want to drink my blood just now?" Rao is Chu Ling didn't want to deal with the little squirrel, but he couldn't stand the little squirrel's mouth and chatter, he was a big living person, he couldn't be scolded by a squirrel, right?
Speaking of drinking blood, the little squirrel suddenly came to its senses, and it straightened up from Luo Xi's arms and said: "Hey, if you are willing to honor me with a few drops of blood, I can consider thinking about returning to your arms, otherwise you will lose your lovely me forever! I tell you, I'm not joking, saying that grace is severe, then it must be grace and righteousness! There is no discussion at all!"
"Hehe, that's great, I wish I could. Chu Ling smiled indifferently and said.
Luo Xi looked at the little squirrel in his arms and asked, "Why do you always want to drink Chu Ling's blood?"
"Hey, if you want to eat something, either you haven't eaten it before, or it's delicious. The little squirrel said in the tone of a passerby, "It's not that I said you, you said that you humans don't even know this, and you are really called intelligent creatures." ”
"Hey, I remember hearing a word outside, oh yes, big breasts. These two round flesh should be breasts, you see, a lump is worth two me, together is four me, my God, this is too brainless. ”
"Poof!"
Chu Ling hurriedly tilted his head to the side, and his mouth was so laughing that even blood spurted out.
As a squirrel, it has proved to us a truth with practical actions: If you don't die, you won't die, and if you die, the gods can't save you.
I saw Luo Xi "smiling" at the little squirrel in her arms, and her hands had pinched it at some point.
Feeling the increasing force in Luo Xi's hand, the little squirrel also seemed to notice that something was wrong, and it hurriedly reminded: "Hey, sisters, it's heavy." Sisters are a little painful, and the meaning is enough. Hey, light, light, don't look at me like this, I'm also temperamental, don't force me!"
"What did you just say, can you say it again?" Luo Xi said with a gentle smile and gritted her teeth.
"Big breasted and brainless, you said you couldn't remember it so quickly, it seems that what is said outside is true, big chest is really brainless. Still unaware of the approaching danger, the little squirrel made up for the final blow.
Luo Xi smiled slightly, the power in his hand instantly increased, and the fingers of his other hand poked its little head vigorously.
"Who do you say is big-chested and brainless! Let you talk nonsense, I don't know what this word is for girls, forbidden, taboo!"
"I'm going to die, I'm wrong, sisters, I'm not going to say you're brainless!" the little squirrel hurriedly said to forgive.
But Luo Xi's eyes sharpened when he heard this, and he said hatefully in his mouth: "I dare to say, very good, if I don't chop you up today, I won't be surnamed Luo!"
Saying that, Luo Xi pulled out the dagger with a "poof", and pointed the tip of the knife at the little squirrel, wanting to knife.
This completely scared the little squirrel, he trembled, and hurriedly turned his head to look at Chu Ling for help: "Dude, dear buddy, help, brother." ”
Chu Ling looked like he didn't care about himself, and said softly: "There is a certain squirrel, it has broken off with me." Hey, this kind of really fragrant thing can't be done, how dishonest. ”
"I'm wrong, big brother, uncle, help, I haven't lived enough! Oh, I'm really miserable, I haven't found a female squirrel to taste at this young age." The little squirrel screamed with snot and tears, and Chu Ling and Luo Xi were stunned.
Just when Luo Xi was stunned, the little squirrel seized the opportunity and bit her quickly.
"Ahh
The little squirrel landed on the ground, quickly ran to Chu Ling's feet, and climbed all the way to his shoulders along his legs. Only then did he shrink into Chu Ling's neck socket and said, "Dude, you can't help me, I still have your blood in my body." ”
Chu Ling's face was full of black lines when he heard this, this guy
How does it sound so unpleasant?
Resisting the urge to throw the little squirrel on the ground and slap the ball, Chu Ling stopped Luo Xi and said, "Dissipate your anger, it's not worth it to be angry for a squirrel." ”
"You have to help it!" Luo Xi glared coldly and looked at Chu Ling fiercely.
"No, cough cough!" Chu Ling was about to speak, when suddenly there was a pain in his chest, he hurriedly covered his chest and coughed, and when he opened his palm, he saw that it was bright red.
Luo Xi's face changed when he saw Chu Ling coughing, and he hurriedly stepped forward to help him and said, "How is your injury?"
"It's okay, I've recovered a lot, I just accidentally got an internal injury to my chest. Chu Ling breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Our top priority now is to find a way to get out of here." ”
"Hmm. Luo Xi was not in the mood to be angry at this moment, nodded obediently, looked at the little squirrel and said, "Hey, do you know how to get out here?"
"I don't know, I haven't run out of the woods. Of course, it's not that I don't want to run out, it's that I don't know what's going on and just can't get out. I'm not lying, don't look at me like this, I'm also a rat with discipline. ”
After the little squirrel finished speaking, he looked at Chu Ling's blood-stained palm and said, "You see you have vomited it out, what a waste, why don't I help you clean it up?"
Chu Ling glanced at the little squirrel's hungry appearance angrily, and did not speak, just spread his palms.
Seeing this, the little squirrel tentatively crawled a few steps along Chu Ling's arm, and when he saw that the other party did not reject it, he ran to Chu Ling's palm and licked the blood.
Looking at the little squirrel's appearance of swallowing the dragon, Chu Ling opened his mouth and asked, "You have been mentioning the outside, you weren't here before?"
"Hi, I was brought in. The little squirrel licked the blood and said, "I used to eat grass in the grass, uh, don't ask me why I eat grass, because I didn't see pine cones, in fact, I didn't even see trees, you know, all to survive, and I can only barely use grass to feed my stomach." ”
"I was grazing when I was spotted by a team, and one of them locked me up, put me in a cage, and led me into a hole. Originally, I thought I would be locked up in prison for the rest of my life, but I didn't expect those people to disappear in the blink of an eye, and the cage that held me opened itself when I fell into the woods, and I escaped. ”
"As a result, no matter how much you run, you can't get out of this wood, but there is a lot of food in it, and you can't starve to death. ”
After hearing this, Chu Ling guessed that an expedition team should have happened to find it on the way to the ruins and wanted to capture it back and sell it for money.
After all, this squirrel looks like an earth squirrel, and the creatures of the origin are rare to see on the earth, and it is estimated that there are not many creatures in the origin realm. This squirrel is also estimated to have been smuggled from Earth to this side, but for some unknown reason it escaped.
Thinking like this, Chu Ling also felt that it was quite pitiful, and he left his hometown to come here, and was arrested several times, so he couldn't help but say in a soft tone: "Then you can follow us first and see if we can go out together." By the way, do you have a name?"
The little squirrel was licking vigorously, but when it saw Chu Ling asking this question, it suddenly paused, then slowly raised its head, looked at Chu Ling seriously with its small eyes and said, "No, why don't you get me one?"
Chu Ling was slightly stunned, this little squirrel had spoken in a lively and naughty tone before, but these few words made him feel a little sad, and in that sadness, there was also a hint of hope.
Chu Ling saw that Luo Xi also smiled lightly at him, so he thought for a while and said, "Seeing that you are so skinny all day long, I will call you Pipi." ”
"Pippi, don't you have a better name?" asked the little squirrel, seemingly dissatisfied.
"Love or not, less noise. Chu Ling said that he walked slowly forward with Luo Xi's support.
"Hey, I didn't say that the name was unpleasant, I just wanted to compare, compare. Do you think I'm a bit domineering if my name is Sky Rat, or a female rat terminator? Of course, I'm not saying your name is unpleasant. The little squirrel crawled back to Chu Ling's shoulder and stood for a long time, and when he saw that Chu Ling ignored it, he had to lie on his shoulder in frustration and said, "Okay, Pippi will be Pippi." ”
(End of chapter)