Chapter 193: Have You Bought Life Accident Insurance?(1/3)
Looking at Yang Xiaoman's serious face, Xu Mang didn't know what to do, would he die in the future?
"Or... Do you search on the Internet?" Xu said.
"Idiot!"
"You know, why am I still searching?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Hurry up, which is the accelerator? Which is the brake." ”
"Why don't you wait for your coach to come. Xu Mang said helplessly: "I forgot." ”
"Cut!"
"Are you unwilling to take the old lady's car?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at it and said expressionlessly: "I'll talk about it if I figure it out." ”
Xu Mang hesitated, this is a proposition, I really don't want to take Xiaoman's car in my heart, but there is no way... If you don't want to, you may be beaten, this woman is not light or heavy, and she will raise her if she can't do it in this life.
"I've been working in your car all my life. Xu Mang said seriously: "Really!"
"Idiot!"
"Then sit down. Yang Xiaoman said dissatisfiedly: "The coach will come later, don't shout at my mother." ”
"Yes!"
moment
A middle-aged woman sat in the co-pilot.
"You are Yang Xiaoman, right?" The middle-aged woman was very polite and said to Yang Xiaoman: "Don't worry, I will help you get your driver's license within a month." ”
It's not that this instructor is amiable, before that, she was the driving school was notoriously short-tempered, and countless students were scolded by her, but... Just the day before yesterday, the big leader above drove the car and suddenly killed the driving school.
And then...
This middle-aged woman knew something, she had to teach a student to learn to drive alone, and she had to be polite to her throughout the whole process, which made her happy a little, and the entire driving school was going to go out of business.
"You are?"
The middle-aged woman looked at Xu Mang in the back row curiously, with a hint of doubt on her face.
"Riders. ”
"Rider?"
"Yes!" Xu Mang nodded: "It's just the same thing as a scholar, to accompany others to practice driving." ”
“...”
The coach had a confused look on his face, but I have to say... The people in the city really know how to play.
"Fasten your seatbelt first. ”
"Then adjust the seat to a level where it is relatively comfortable and has a good view. The coach began to teach Yang Xiaoman, his tone was unhurried, and his attitude was sincere.
Xu Mang smiled at this, and those who didn't know thought that it might be a fake coach.
Then
The cheap-mouthed Xu Mang couldn't help but die.
"Coach!"
"She's so short, no matter how she adjusts, it's the same. Xu Mang interjected: "Don't tune it, just practice directly!"
Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)
Not angry,
Learning to drive is important,
Just let this idiot skin for a moment.
You can't beat him to death if you go back!
After a few minutes of hard work and exploration, with the help of a cushion, Yang Xiaoman adjusted his seat and said to the coach: "Coach, I'm fine, this position is just right, and the field of vision is quite broad." ”
"Let's start with pressing straight lines. "The coach gave the task.
Later, under the command of the coach, Yang Xiaoman controlled the steering wheel while the vehicle was idling, and tried to keep the car in a straight line, not to mention... Xu Mang felt that Yang Xiaoman was driving well.
It is worth mentioning,
Yang Xiaoman applied for a C2 driver's license.
"Coach?"
"How many years have you been doing this?" Xu Mang was bored sitting in the back row, so he chatted with the coach about family life.
"It's been more than ten years. ”
"It's been a long time since I thought about it. The coach was also bored, but he didn't dare to leave the co-pilot, so he simply chatted with Xu Mang to relieve his boredom.
"You don't look that old... I have been doing it for more than ten years. Xu Mang was slightly stunned and asked curiously, "Start with child labor?"
The middle-aged woman suddenly smiled, this was a disguised praise for her youth, and she couldn't help laughing: "My daughters are in high school..."
"Huh?"
"Are your daughters in high school?" Xu said in surprise, "Don't say it... If you were with your daughter, I would have thought it was two sisters. ”
Yang Xiaoman: (# ̄~ ̄#)
What do you mean?
Doesn't you like someone's daughter?
When the old lady I don't exist?
Yang Xiaoman was so angry, he couldn't wait to put off the fire and educate Xu Mang well, but in the end, on the premise of trusting his appearance, he extinguished his anger.
"This is my daughter, doesn't she look like me?" The coach took out his mobile phone, flipped out a photo from it, showed it to Xu Mang, and said with a smile: "Others say that my daughter looks like a mother, and I think so too." ”
"Oops!"
"It's not bad!" Xu Mang really thought it was good, but... It looks a little twisted, why are the passers-by on the side distorted? Is it excessive PS, which causes the photo to be distorted in time and space.
suddenly
The car stopped,
Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang and said, "Get out!"
...
Xu Mang stood at the edge of the field and took a deep breath of air.
"Ahh
"It's the fragrance of freedom!"
The liberated Xu Mang is like a loose husky, looking for interesting things in the driving school, but it's a pity... A driving school is a driving school, and there is nothing else to do except the car, so he can only sit in the shade and watch others practice driving.
Xu Mang observed for a long time and found that many of them were students, probably after the college entrance examination, so take advantage of this gap to come out to learn to drive.
soon
Xu Mang regretted the decision to get out of the car, it was too hot outside...
It is unlikely that he will get back into Xiao Man's car, and Xu Mang plans to pretend to be a student practicing car, fishing in troubled waters inside, and enjoying the cool feeling brought by the air conditioner.
"Brother?"
"Is your car air conditioned cold?" Xu Mang asked one of the buddies in the car.
"Don't mention it!"
"The coach is dead. The buddy said angrily: "It's a hot day... No air conditioning. ”
“...”
"Goodbye!"
Xu Mang is looking for the next car, but alas... Many coaches are not air-conditioned, and even if they are air-conditioned, they are basically full.
"It's over..."
"I'm going to have a heat stroke. Xu Mang sighed, he shouldn't anger Xiao Man, he is suffering now.
Alas?
This... There was an empty car.
Just when Xu Mang felt desperate, he found that there was an empty car parked on the side, and with a trace of hope and longing, he came to the side of the empty car, and tentatively opened the door, to Xu Mang's surprise, it actually opened.
Getting in the car,
Full of oil,
Turn on the air conditioner and sleep!
+1 driving skill
+1 driving skill
I don't know how long it took,
Xu Mang was woken up by a middle-aged uncle.
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"What's your situation?" the middle-aged uncle said impatiently: "Your training time is tomorrow, why did you come today?"
"Huh?"
"I..." Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and found that the car was unconsciously full of people, and hurriedly explained: "Actually, I'm not..."
"Forget it..."
"Today, a student asked for leave, and you were lucky. ”
"Drive a few laps around the field before driving. The middle-aged uncle coach said impatiently: "You go to the back first and take a good look at how others practice!"
"Oh..."
Xu Mang honestly changed places with the buddies behind him.
Although I knew that all this was a misunderstanding, Xu Mang didn't break it, and there was an air conditioner to enjoy, so why did he want to break this misunderstanding? It was almost thirty-eight degrees outside, and he suffered from heat stroke after standing for an hour.
"Hello coach!"
"Hmm. ”
This guy was a little flustered and went straight to the car.
"Seat belts!"
"How many times have I told you to fasten your seatbelt first when you get in the car!" the coach said impatiently.
"Oh oh...", the hapless and sad buddy hurriedly fastened his seat belt.
"Release the handbrake, gear. The coach's tone was flat.
But...
The blandness lasted only ten seconds, and the coach went from bland to angry.
"I told you to let go of the handbrake! Do you know which one is the handbrake?"
"I..."
This dude was scolded, thought for a moment and then let go of the handbrake, obviously... He was so nervous that he forgot a lot of steps.
Xu Mang sat helplessly in the back, remembering his experience of learning to drive in a driving school, at that time... is also an angry coach, of course, he will not get used to him, and directly hit the coach car and scrapped it.
Saying...
Why are the instructors of the driving school so fierce?
It seems that if you don't scold the students, you feel uncomfortable.
Puzzle for the ages!
Just when Xu Mang was thinking about the problem, that buddy was scolded again.
"Step on the clutch!"
"If you don't step on the clutch, how do you get in gear?"
"Step on the clutch, big brother!"
The coach began to spit fragrant in his mouth in a cold manner.
This buddy's mood gradually collapsed, but he still chose to endure it silently.
"Let's go!"
"Hit the left, I'll let you play the left! Did you hear the left?!"
"There's no distinction between left and right, right?"
The coach still looked dead, but his words gradually became aggressive.
"Look in the rearview mirror!"
"I'll show you in the rearview mirror!"
"Which mirror are you looking at? This! This mirror!"
Alas...
Miserable!
Although Xu Mang couldn't see the expression of the buddy at this time, he already had a look of wanting to cry without tears in his mind.
Fifteen minutes later,
The buddy was replaced, and a girl got in the car.
"Let's go!"
"Hmm... Yes, you drove better than the previous one. ”
pity
After praising for less than ten seconds, the coach was furious again.
"it!"
"Are you so loose-knit, rushing to reincarnate?"
Another ten seconds passed,
"Look ahead!"
"Look ahead!"
"There's no money to pick up on the ground, look ahead of you!"
"Substitution, substitution!"
After the substitution,
Xu Mang glanced at the girl who had just been scolded, and asked cautiously, "Sisters... Are you alright?"
"Hmm..."
"I'm used to being scolded. The girl was quite open-minded, and said helplessly: "Maybe my level is not good." ”
"No, no, no!"
"You've done a fantastic job. Xu Mang said with a smile: "You are much better than my girlfriend, she can't even tell the difference between the accelerator and the brake, at least you know which is the accelerator and which is the brake." ”
Then
The third student got out of the car in a gloomy way.
"Still talking?"
"You're here to learn to drive, not to let you flirt with your sister!" The coach said to Xu Mang: "Hurry up and get in the car." ”
"Oh!"
Xu Mang obediently went up from the back row to the driver's seat.
"Coach?"
"What for?"
"Can you let the students in the back row get off the bus?" Xu said.
"Why?" the coach was a little curious.
"Because there are no seat belts. Xu Mang's face was serious: "I advise you to let the three students in the back row get off the bus, in case something happens, according to the definition of the law, I am secondarily responsible, and you are primarily responsible." ”
“...”
"What are you going to do?" the coach glanced at Xu Mang and said impatiently: "Drive well!"
Xu Mang sighed and said silently: "Coach, I'm serious!"
"The three of you. ”
"Get out of the car!"
The coach was also hard-tempered, and directly let the three unlucky students get out of the car, and then said to Xu Mang: "I want to see what tricks you can play!"
Hear the words of the coach,
Xu Mang showed a smile and said: "Have you seen the movie "Flying Life"? It is played by Hao Jian, there is a clip in it, one foot of the throttle is 7,000 rpm, and the engine explodes directly, I don't know if you have any impression, coach?"
"You..."
"What are you going to do?" the coach looked at Xu Mang in horror: "I'll tell you... Don't mess around!"
"Alas!"
Xu Mang sighed, remembering the clip of driving a modified Wuling Hongguang and dominating the Spring Famous Mountain, and said to himself in an extremely low voice: "It's been a long time since I raced... Ever since Xiao Man cried in front of me, I haven't stepped on the gas pedal harder. ”
"Coach..."Xu Mang sighed and said silently: "I know that your seat has a secondary brake, but you must not step on it, it will destroy the limit balance." ”
“...”
"You really think this is making a movie, don't you?" The coach was so angry, it turned out that he was pretending to be funny for a long time, and scolded: "Since you are so awesome, why didn't you be the starring actor in "Flying Life"?"
This Nima...
What a rigorous logical thinking!
Xu Mang was a little helpless and silently fastened his seat belt.
"Coach..."
"One last question. Xu Mang asked sincerely, "Have you bought life accident insurance?"
......