"If I let you go halfway, Brother Yun won't have to clean me up. Jiang Feng sighed, it's already here, what else can I do?

"The ugly words are in front, if my mother forces me to go on a blind date, you have to go with me, or don't blame me for fighting hard with you. ”

"As long as you have something to eat, I will accompany you wherever you are. Isn't it just a blind date, whatever, sit and eat, you will leave after eating, and someone will pay the bill for you. Jiang Feng sighed helplessly, this is the apprentice he handed over, no matter how he said it, he was so shameless. But when I think about it, it seems that this shamelessness is all inherited from him.

"The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, your shameless strength can be regarded as a complete outrage, now I listen to what you say, I feel sassy. ”

"You're embarrassed to say this, you calculate how much you owe Brother Yun. Not only did you not mention it yourself, but you also told us not to mention it, and if you want to say shameless, we are not as good as you. ”

"Hey, you kid is looking for a beating, right? I forgot that you didn't even know how to spend money to eat at that time, who taught you, who taught you to take the bus, who took you to eat in a restaurant? Who took you to the barber shop to cut your hair? Who took you to pick up girls and find girls? Why did you forget all about this master after only a few days of hard work, didn't you?"

"How can it be? Brother Feng is good to me, I can remember it, take the bus to eat leek buns, and guarantee a seat. Take a few flies to the restaurant and don't pay for them after eating, go to the barber shop to wash your hair and then use the urethra to escape, buy teacups in the restaurant, and soak girls in the women's beauty salon. I remember how good you have been to me. ”

Jiang Feng blinked his eyes, how could he not sound like a good word.

"I said that you kid don't want to take revenge, what I taught you is a good thing, how can it happen to you, listening to you say it is all complaining?"

"Brother Feng, how can I complain about you, don't I praise you? With your tricks, it doesn't cost you money to eat and wash your hair, but it's easy to be beaten when you go to the beauty salon, and it's easy to be beaten when you go to a restaurant to buy a teacup

Foolish, but it's okay. ”

These two people are pinch their mouths while walking, Jiang Feng now understands, what is called a church apprentice starving to death master, this kid, I don't know who he learned from now, this strange talk, why is it so familiar to hear?

Looking at the three-story villa in front of him, the corners of Jiang Feng's mouth curled slightly: "This is my brother's house, how is it, is it magnanimous?"

"That's it, it's far worse than Brother Yun's house. ”

"Alas, I said that you kid is looking for a beating? You can't say a few words along with me, I tell you that I am the boss here, you have to listen to what I say, and if I beat you, you have to stand and not fight back. ”

"Oh, then this house is quite big and beautiful, much stronger than Brother Yun's. When Jiang Feng heard this, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly: "That's right, this is called the person who knows the times as Junjie, let's go, Brother Feng will take you home to meet our father and mother." ”

When I came to the villa, I knocked on the door, and in a moment, the door opened from the inside. Immediately after, I saw that after the door of the villa opened, a middle-aged woman in her fifties walked out of it, but when she saw Jiang Feng standing outside the door, there was an excitement on her face.

"Hey, heavens, earth, look at who this bastard is out there. Looking at this bastard, he looks like Pan An. I don't know whose fine tradition he has inherited, why is he so handsome? Look at this nose, look at this eyes, look at this little mouth, look at this face, there is no place that is not unattractive. Hey, handsome little man, are you still willing to come back? The old lady is about to think that you want to go crazy, you are good, eloped with a golden retriever. ”

"Damn, I was caught by Interpol, and now I'm sending you home. Or is it that golden retriever that turns into a monster and scares you so much that you run back on your own. I wondered, who is an ambitious guy like you?"

"Hey, my mom, whose big beauty is this standing in this room, look at this figure, look at this shape, this is a standard first-class beauty. Everyone else is getting older and older, this big beauty is getting younger and younger, willow leaves bent eyebrows and cherry mouth, a little face is white and white, I take a closer look, isn't this my mother? You say my mother's mother, why is she so good at giving birth, giving birth to such a beautiful mother?"

"Don't smear honey on your lips here, I tell you, no matter how much you slip your beard, your mother is so good, you don't say that you come back to see me for so long. This broken mouth has to be gotten all day long, I don't know, who do you say you are with, your father is like a stuffy gourd for a day, eight sticks can't beat a fart, your mother and I are the daughter of a standard adult family, I don't go out of this door, which is like you, this broken mouth has to got. ”

When she said this, Jiang Feng's mother turned her eyes to Ding Xuan: "Don't worry about that bastard, let's go into the house, thank you so much for helping me send this bastard back, you just don't regret mentioning Ding Xuan on the phone, he is really a talent." ”

Ding Xuan said hello with a smile on his face, but he was a little embarrassed in his heart, no wonder Jiang Feng's broken mouth was so cheap, it turned out to be. The decoration in Jiang Feng's house is still quite good, antique, and quite interesting.

Jiang Feng lowered his head helplessly, walked in, and sat on the sofa: "Old Jiang Tou, why didn't you look at him? He was also relieved to leave such a big beauty at home by himself. ”

"You kid don't give me a beard, it's useless, you say, why is your heart so big, like a nest fruit. It's only a few months since you left, and you don't want to go home, you don't want to go home, and you don't want to be a mother. You can hurt my fragile little heart to a thorough, such a big house, let me be alone at home all day long, and a son doesn't want me, you say I'm alive, what's the point? It's better to buy two taels of soda and drown directly. ”

"How can you be willing to do it? As for your appearance as a shy woman and a goose, as a fair lady and gentleman, and as a gentle, kind, beautiful and lovely character, how can you be worthy of you? Forget it, don't complain, I'm back this time, but I brought you a good gift. ”

"Hey, you stinky boy is getting better at talking. Hurry up and take out the gift I bought, I'll take a look, I'll tell you, if I don't like it, don't blame me for breaking up with you. ”

Jiang Feng smiled and took out a few small pieces of jewelry from his storage space. All of these small jewels were bought by him in the Primordial Realm. The material of the jewelry is made of medium-grade spirit stones, and it can be worn on the body for a long time, which can not only change the physique, but also strengthen the body. Although this kid has always been very flowery, he still thinks about his mother in his heart.

"Hey, after talking for a long time, I'll get me some broken things, broken bracelets, broken pendants, broken jade pendants. I have a lot of these broken things, and I'm not uncommon. Jiang Feng's mother pouted there and took these pieces of jewelry directly to herself while talking.

Then he tilted his neck and glanced at Ding Xuan: "Xiao Xuan, you give us a comment, do you say that there is a son like him in the world? is such a broken son, what do I want him to do, it is better to just get a basin of water and drown him. And look at this broken mouth, as soon as you enter the house, you are there and mutter, who do you say he is with? ”

Ding Xuan saw Jiang Feng's mother staring at him, and couldn't help blinking his eyes there, and then spit out two words: "Follow the donkey." ”

Jiang Feng was almost angry with Ding Xuan, this kid dared to say anything. Brother Yun's broken donkey is much cheaper than himself, okay?

"You're really right, Xiao Feng belongs to a donkey, and he can't find it in the twelve attributes. Just this temper, that's not an ordinary toughness, it's purely a drag and a regression. For him, I've broken my heart every year, and you can see that my hair has turned white several times. You say, what people are most afraid of in this life is that they will not be able to have good children, and if this child is not filial, it will be uncomfortable all over, and you say that what does it mean for me to live? It is better to buy two big elbows and die of support. ”

Ding Xuan is also that kind of affordable person, after hearing this, he blinked his eyes and asked, "Auntie, don't others say that you will die after taking some rat medicine?"

After Jiang Feng's mother heard this, she lost her eyes helplessly, this child was really worried: "Silly child, you are stupid, how ugly it is to bleed after taking the mouse medicine, how comfortable it is to eat an elbow and make a full ghost." ”

Jiang Feng covered his head and said helplessly: "Mom, you can tell me what you want to do, can't I listen to you?"

"Hey, that's right, if you said that earlier, why did I bother to spit so much. Actually, it's not a big deal, knowing that you came back in the past few days, I contacted all my old colleagues and classmates. ”

Ding Xuan's eyes lit up when he heard this, he couldn't help poking his hands, and asked again: "Auntie, do you want to hold a party." ”

"I'm quite afraid of being kicked, but don't worry, no one dares to kick you while living at my aunt's house. At this time, Jiang Feng and Ding Xuan were silent, and sat there with their heads down one by one listening to the reprimand.

"Not to mention, you said that as soon as I contacted me like this, I found that there are really talents among my classmates. The girl born in the second stunned family is called a water spirit, that is called a beautiful one, especially the shape is really good-looking. So, I don't have any other requirements, I have already set the location for you, and I will go on a blind date tomorrow, if you don't bring me a daughter-in-law back this time, I will not be finished with you. ”

Ding Xuan glanced at Jiang Feng, who was sitting on the sofa silently, and secretly gave him a thumbs up, not to mention, Jiang Feng said the true spirit.

"I can't even look at the ones you are looking for, and this time I am really outside, but she has something to do with her, I don't believe you asked Ding Xuan. Ding Xuan looked at Jiang Feng and himself constantly blinking their eyes, and couldn't help but ask innocently: "Does the counterpart have something to eat?"

"Yes, I directly chartered a floor at the Dongcheng Hotel, where you can eat as much as you want. It just so happens that you help me watch him, I'll give you a video camera, and you'll be there to record the whole process, I'll see what this kid is doing to me, if he doesn't give me a blind date, I'm not done with him. ”

"Okay, as long as there is food, I will be like a mosquito, I will definitely bite Brother Feng to death, so that he can't move. ”

Jiang Feng stood up helplessly and glanced at Ding Xuan: "Who are you, why are you so easy to betray?"

After all, the blind date continues. No matter how Jiang Feng explained, Ding Xuan sat in the Dongcheng Hotel.