Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, thinking that his wife was not pregnant, and he would continue to work hard tonight, thinking that it was indeed time to move... Said cautiously: "Yang Yang and Man Man are still on the side... Let's talk about this kind of thing when we get home and talk about it in the evening. ”

“...”

"What!" Yang Xiaoman's handsome little face suddenly flushed, and he glanced at his husband, and said angrily: "Big idiot... Whoever told you this, I was trying to tell you... Xiaoxue asks you to go to her school and participate in an ABC conjecture argumentation conference to compete with a mathematician from the Wa Kingdom. ”

"Don't go!" Xu Mang shook his head and said indifferently: "I'm not available... I'm not a mathematician, so what does it have to do with me to go to the ABC conjecture argumentation conference... Now that I have so many things to do, how can I have time to go abroad, besides... I don't have a good feeling for Britannia. ”

Yang Xiaoman pursed his lips and said angrily: "If you want to go, you can go... How can there be so much nonsense, and I promised Xiaoxue, I can't let me be embarrassed in front of her, right? I'll give your garage an extension. ”

"Five!" Xu Mang opened the palm of his right hand and said solemnly: "No... It should be six, because you still owe me a Koenigsegg. ”

"Three!"

"Including the broken car before, there are four in total. Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said angrily: "This is my bottom line... If you don't accept it, you won't want to sleep in the bedroom tonight, don't you agree?"

Alas...

That's life... Not everywhere goes so well, and since that's the case... Then accept the reality.

Xu Mang has no choice, he really has no money, the financial power of the family is in Xiao Man's hands, including the ill-gotten gains, all of which are in Xiao Man's hands, although she gave a credit card that can overdraft millions, but these cards are bound to Xiao Man's mobile phone, and he received the message after swiping it.

And if you swipe too hard, there is a probability that the card will be suspended... In the past, he planned to buy himself a few motorcycles, which were a little more expensive, but they were all limited editions in the world, and they were stopped just after paying the deposit card.

Later, I still asked Chen Xi for the money he borrowed, and this money has been owed until now...

Poor!

obviously married such a money-making wife, but he ended up being poor and ghost-like.

"Okay!" Xu Mang sighed and said helplessly, "When is the time?" Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to go... After all, I need to take care of my own affairs and solve other things. ”

"Hmm!"

"I'll ask her tomorrow for you. Yang Xiaoman said with satisfaction: "What kind of motivation is it to keep you so rich to me? Is it the motivation of love, or is it something else? I know my temper is not good, but you have been so enduring, you never thought that one day it would explode?"

Faced with this problem,

Xu Mang couldn't help but fall silent... What is the reason why I can endure Xiao Man's temper all the time, is it really because of the power of love? This may just be the reason, and not the main one, the most important reason should be... Xiao Man's extraordinary force.

Joke...

With a small body like herself, how could she withstand her violent punch.

"Uh..."

"Maybe it's because of the kids. Xu Mang looked at Xu Yang and Xu Man and said seriously.

Child?

What do you mean?

Just when Yang Xiaoman looked confused, Xu Mang explained the reason and said with a smile: "After all, they are all torn up and refused to be returned... Do you think I didn't ask my parents to return the goods? At that time, my parents said that they couldn't return it after using it, what should I do?"

Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)

What to do?

Why don't you beat it up? I know every day that I make people angry.

"Yang Yang and Manman are angry, forget it... Even you, a big pig's trotter, are angry with me. Yang Xiaoman was so angry, but he couldn't do anything in public, and said angrily: "When you go home, you wait for me... Look at the old lady, I can't kill you. ”

Xu Mang shrunk his neck, it seems that tonight is another earth-shattering battle!

afterwards

The couple took Xu Yang and Xu Man and began to visit the mall, and the current family of four is in a square, where there are a large number of international brand flagship stores, including the only M bean flagship store in Asia.

Who is Xu Yang?

He was a child who inherited his father's thief eyebrows, and he discovered this store in an instant, and the cute M bean cartoon image deeply attracted him, pointed in that direction, and shouted to Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman: "There!

"Let's go in and have a look. Xu Mang said: "I often see it on Douyin, so don't miss the opportunity if you just pass by." ”

"It's chocolate chips!"

"Yang Yang and Man Man eat this kind of thing now, and it is very easy to get stuck in their throats. Yang Xiaoman frowned and said seriously: "And the nutrition is not very high, there are too many sugars and fats... It's not healthy at all, let's go... I'm sure I'll buy a lot of it when I go in. ”

"Oops..."

"I bought it, I bought it, and I ate it when I was at work. Xu Mang didn't care about this, he just wanted to satisfy the child's curiosity, even if he bought this chocolate bean, he ate it himself... Besides, it's not very expensive.

ultimately

Under the strong request of Xu Yang and Xu Man, Yang Xiaoman still compromised, and a family of four walked into the store, I have to say... The decoration of this store is okay, especially the most creative mood meter, as long as a person stands in front of the meter, the machine will use facial recognition technology to read your mood today, and the results are projected on the lantern matrix of the ceiling on the second floor with color feedback.

And the dazzling array of peripheral products made Xu Yang and Xu Man very excited, for these two little guys, as long as they see something, it belongs to them... Usually with my father, then you have to buy it, if you don't buy it, you just make trouble, and there is no room for negotiation.

But...

Now that mom is on the side, what should I do?

"I want this!"

"I want this!" Xu Yang pointed to a headrest and a water glass, and said to his father, "Buy..."

“...”

"Then..." Before Xu Mang could finish speaking, Yang Xiaoman directly interrupted him.

"No!" Yang Xiaoman glared.

In a flash

Xu Yang and Xu Man's eyes had faintly brewed some tears, and their expressions gradually became sad, and the next second... The two little devils began to cry, which made Xu Mang, who was hugging, very helpless... After all, there are too many people present, and it may affect others.

"I'll count three times, and I'm going to beat me up if I cry again!" Yang Xiaoman said with a dark face: "One!"

Stopped!

The crying sound stopped instantly, and the sister and brother were not stupid, knowing that their mother was very angry now, and if they cried again, their little ass would suffer.

This scene had a great impact on Xu Mang.

It's too miserable, isn't it?

The three of them were actually managed to death by a little woman.

afterwards

It is a regular project to enter the M bean store, Xu Mang took two small bags, and he and Yang Xiaoman held the children in various ways, and let the two little guys choose how much to pour by themselves.

"That's just such a big bag?" Yang Xiaoman frowned and said seriously: "Why don't you go and get a big bag, it's coming... Just buy more, bring it to the office yourself, and eat a little when you have nothing to do. ”

"Hmm!"

moment

Xu Mang asked the waiter to find two large sacks of hemp skin, and on the way back... He noticed that everyone was looking at him with horror.

What's going on?

It's just two big bags... I was frightened like this.

Then Xu Yang and Xu Man pulled the handle and pulled it hard... The chocolate beans poured out like a waterfall, and everyone present was frightened by the family of four, and almost everyone had fear written on their faces.

it!

Is there a mine in this house?

This bag is fifty bags in my hand!

In the ears of passers-by... They heard the sound of banknotes burning rapidly, boom... The colorful chocolate beans rolled into this special sack like crazy one by one, and at this moment... Passers-by felt what it means to have money to earn and do whatever they want.

...

"Hello!"

"Seventy-one thousand eight hundred and twenty-three pieces in all. A beautiful young lady said with a smile on her face to the family of four in front of her.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)

This...

What the hell is this?

Isn't it chocolate chips? 70,000... Crazy, right?

In the end, Xiao Man still paid the 71,823 yuan, but there was no way... I don't know what the price is when I come for the first time, isn't it just broken chocolate beans, how expensive can this be, but the price is beyond imagination, and the key is that once it is poured out, it cannot be returned, which is the business regulations.

"Junk shop!"

"Pit shop!" Yang Xiaoman was very angry and said angrily: "It's so angry... Mother, I was slaughtered. ”

Words fall,

Glancing at Xu Yang and Xu Man, who were smiling in their arms, they said angrily: "Still laughing... Mom has been fooled and will not be allowed to come in the future... Did you hear that?"

The two little guys don't care about Xiao Man, at this time, watching Dad struggling to carry two large bags of chocolate beans, his face is already happy, but... Little did the siblings know that they would never eat the bag of chocolate chips.

night

Come quietly,

Yang Xiaoman had just put the children to sleep, walked out quietly, and went directly to his bedroom, at this moment... Xu Mang has been waiting for a long time, it stands to reason that Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman have known each other for almost seven years, and they are about to reach the stage of the seven-year itch, but the relationship between the two is like Xiaoman's airport, and it has never changed.

"What are you doing?" Seeing her husband holding a notebook, not knowing what he was doing, he leaned over curiously, found that it was full of mathematical formulas, and asked helplessly, "Preparing for the debate after that?"

"Hmm!"

"Know yourself and know your opponent, and win all battles. Xu Mang said seriously: "I found a lot of problems..."

Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, this guy hasn't looked up since the old lady entered the door, he's really angry... It seems that if you don't take out something at the bottom of the box, you don't know that the old lady's surname is Yang!

I don't know how long it took,

Xu Mang, who was working hard, heard his wife's call.

"Husband?"

"Do you like math?" asked Yang Xiaoman.

"Hmm..."

Xu Mang still didn't raise his head, and said absentmindedly: "I like..."

"Then do you like me?" Yang Xiaoman stood at the door, put on a very seductive posture, and said glutinously: "Raise your head and look at me." ”

Xu Mang:( ̄△ ̄;)

Oh, my God!

Go to the math of the meow!

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