Chapter 370: Evil Cat Eats Tiger (Medium)
Seeing the tiger come back with a black face, Yang Yuanfeng knew that he had been tricked by Xu Moqiu again.
After listening to him, Yang Yuanfeng smiled: "It's okay, let's see how long he can drag on." ”
stood up and looked out the window: "The woman of the Qin family is interesting." ”
......
Meimei ate a meal, maybe she had been with Xu Moqiu for a long time, and she was infected by him, everyone spread out on the chair to pick their teeth, stilted Erlang's legs, and the posture was very indecent.
However, the row of big white legs that kept swaying has become a beautiful scenery, as if coming to some special place, and it makes people's blood rush at a glance.
"Teacher Xu, when are we going to teach those stinky toads a lesson? ”
"What's the panic? What kind of fight is such a good weather? The most important thing is to keep your spirits up!" Xu Moqiu stood up and stretched, "I'll go make up for a nap first, I was disturbed by someone in the morning, and now I'm sleepy." Go back and get some beauty sleep! ”
The last sentence was obviously ambiguous, and when he spoke, he glanced at Qin Mengyan intentionally or unintentionally, and suddenly attracted a small hand that grabbed his thigh.
Everyone nodded approvingly: "That's right." ”
Just when Xu Moqiu was about to sleep collectively, Yang Yuanfeng, who had always been steady, couldn't sit still, paced back and forth with his hands behind his back for two steps, and said to the tiger: "You go and see, have they finished eating, why haven't they come yet." ”
"Ah!" the tiger suffered two losses, and his face suddenly turned into a bitter melon, "Otherwise, let's go with another person." ”
"What?
The tiger instantly stood up straight: "No, I'll go!"
Before going out, the tiger took out a cigarette and stuck it in his ear, and then walked towards the east with confidence. He doesn't want to be cheated for no reason anymore with a pack of cigarettes, dozens of dollars a box!
It was quiet, the doors of several rooms in the instructor's dormitory were closed, and the tiger listened intently, and faintly heard a slight snoring.
What is the difference between sleeping and sleeping again, and sleeping after eating?
Lao Tzu waited for you for a long time, you are fine, sleep in the dark! The tiger wanted to knock on the door, but suddenly remembered the scene of the previous two times, hesitated for a moment, put down his raised hand gently, and turned to leave.
slept until half past three, thinking that Xu Moqiu would take them to kill the territory of the group of stinky men in the west, but it turned out to be good, this guy didn't know where to find a volleyball.
He smiled: "I can't sleep, let's play beach volleyball!"
Hearing this, Qin Mengyan wanted to strangle him to death, and woke up the old lady from her dream with you, just to play ball with you?
"Well, we haven't been entertained in a long time!"
"Ahh ”
"I'll go too!"
Calling them up to play volleyball proved to be a wise decision that no one had ever made before.
Looking at the moment when the girls walked out arm in arm, Xu Moqiu felt that it was hot under his nose, as if something was flowing out, and when he touched it with his hand, it was red and slimy, what was it not blood?
Turning her face, Qin Mengyan's eyes were extremely fierce, as if she was about to burn herself to slag.
Xu Moqiu hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "That...... I've been eating too much seafood lately, and it's a bit hot, really! I haven't seen anything, it's not big, it's not white...... Far worse than yours...... Belch. ”
"Teacher Xu, let's go! Play ball!" The cat stepped forward and held Xu Moqiu's arm and kept rubbing, the soft touch made Xu Moqiu seem to be about to soar.
Qin Mengyan couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled her away: "Ahem...... Cat classmates, men and women do not kiss. Don't be taken advantage of by some hypocrites!"
The cat covered her mouth and chuckled: "Hehe, Teacher Qin is jealous!"
"What kind of jealousy do I eat? I'm kind enough to remind you!"
"And what are you blushing about?"
"I ...... It's normal to have a hot weather and a blushing face. Qin Mengyan turned her face aside and made up a very lame reason.
"Oh, let's go
Let's go!" the cat grabbed her arm.
"You...... Go, I'll sleep. Qin Mengyan pushed her away, turned around and went into the room, and put her head under the quilt.
I couldn't sleep after tossing and turning, and then I thought, what if I wasn't there, what would he do if he was messing around? No! In a hurry, he changed into a bikini and rushed out.
......
"At half past twelve, they were taking a nap. ”
At thirty o'clock, Xu Moqiu got up and peed and continued to sleep. ”
"At three o'clock, I went to the beach with the players to play volleyball. ”
"At half past five, basking in the sun by the beach, Xu Moqiu was applying sunscreen to the woman surnamed Qin, and her hands and feet were very dishonest......
"Six o'clock, dinner. ”
"Seven o'clock, bonfire......"
Yang Yuanfeng looked at the notebook handed over by the tiger, his face was extremely ugly, and he slapped the table: "What does he mean?"
Pity him waited for a day, but the result was good, every time he passed, he was rejected by Xu Moqiu for various reasons, what sun is easy to heat stroke, he has no strength if he doesn't eat, and he doesn't digest it after eating.
It was already dark, and he still didn't see anyone coming. I didn't take it seriously at all.
A thin man next to him touched his chin: "Chief instructor, in my opinion, he is pretending to paralyze us." ”
The tiger slammed the table with its nostrils facing the sky and shouted: "Hmph! In the face of absolute strength, all conspiracies and tricks are paper tigers." ”
The thin man continued to analyze: "Of course, it is also possible to disdain...... Or look down on us. ”
"He, he, with a little white face, with a group of girls, all day except eating and sleeping, what is the difference between him and a turtle man?
This operation made Yang Yuanfeng frown, and said in his mouth: "Tiger, you are too light on the enemy!"
"What I'm saying is the truth! I don't know if those girls are all slept with by him......"
"Okay, don't say it!" Yang Yuanfeng slapped the table, "If he doesn't come, we'll go over, I'll see how long he wants to hide!"
......
By the bonfire, Xu Moqiu raised his head, looked at the windmill that was rattling not far away, and a faint smile hung on the corner of his mouth: "The wind is blowing." ”
The lightning flashed and thundered, and the wind swept the torrential rain like countless whips. The rain fell down the roof like beads with broken threads, and finally joined together to form a curtain of water.
Xu Moqiu flicked the cigarette ash and stood up: "Let's go! It's time to teach those stupid big ones a lesson!"
As soon as he walked to the door, he collided with Yang Yuanfeng and his party.
Without waiting for him to speak, Xu Moqiu preemptively complained: "Oh, Chief Instructor Yang, what's the matter with you? Do you have any sense of time? We are all waiting for a cold, why are you only here now? I thought you were cowardly, don't dare!"
has been in contact with Xu Moqiu twice, Yang Yuanfeng already knows that this person's mouth is very tight, and fighting with him is tantamount to humiliating himself.
wiped a handful of the rain on his face, and said expressionlessly: "Don't talk nonsense, do you dare to fight?"
Xu Moqiu smiled, took out the cigarette he had come from the tiger, took out one and handed it over: "Don't be so serious, come, Chief Instructor Yang, smoke! Good cigarette! I bought it for dozens of yuan!"
The tiger's face twitched beside him, and he couldn't help but say, "This cigarette is mine!
"What? yours?" Xu Moqiu seemed to have heard a big joke, "I spent half a month's salary to buy a pack of good cigarettes, you said it was yours?"
"You ......"
"Okay!" Yang Yuanfeng interrupted the tiger's words and looked at Xu Moqiu, "I only want to ask you, are you fighting or not?"
"Why don't you fight?" Xu Moqiu took a deep puff of his cigarette, "But how about we make this bet a little bigger?"
Yang Yuanfeng frowned: "What do you want?"
"If my people lose, they will be their wives to your people, and if your people lose, they will be ...... to my people"
Tiger snatched the words: "It's good to be a husband?"
"Be your grandma's spring and autumn daydream!" Xu Moqiu despised him fiercely and continued, "Your people lose, be a servant to my people! ”
Yang Yuanfeng looked at Xu Moqiu's eyes: "Although I don't know where you got your confidence...... But are you sure you won't lose your bills?"
"Naturally not, my character is well known in the world! If you don't believe it, we can still sign an agreement......
"No, if your team members have no opinion, then my team members have no opinion!" Yang Yuanfeng smiled, "I believe they are also happy to have a woman who warms the bed." What else do you have to say?"
Xu Moqiu thought for a while: "No." ”
"Then follow me to the ring......"
"Go to the ring, what kind of ring?" Xu Moqiu looked at him with a strange expression.
"What do you mean?"
Xu Moqiu pointed to the big sand pit full of stagnant water not far away: "Isn't it better to have a natural ring?"
"Are you sure? I'm ...... for the sake of you being a woman."
"No, not at all! You just say if you dare! If you dare, you will fight, and if you don't dare, you will go back to the nest. ”
"Why don't you dare, I'm going to be ashamed today!" the tiger stood up with his arms twisted, and swept over the few women who were standing next to him, his eyes fierce as if he wanted to swallow them into his belly.
"Ouch, are you in battle?" Xu Moqiu was suddenly happy, and the moment he saw that it was him, the last trace of worry in his heart was also relaxed.
The tiger looked contemptuous: "What, scared?"
Xu Moqiu shook his head: "Yes, I'm afraid you won't be able to withstand that blow by then!"
"Here it is!"
"Go, make up for this classmate, let him know that there are people outside the world, and there are heavens outside the sky!"
"Come on, little tiger, Lord Meow will take you to yo-yo!" As he spoke, the cat rolled in the air and landed firmly on the ground.
The rain drenched her clothes, the wind ruffled her hair, and in the wind and rain, her petite body did not move at all, like a tall aspen. Licking his lips, he hooked his finger at the tiger defiantly.
"You will pay for your arrogance!" the tiger roared and rushed out.
In the bunker, the two stand opposite each other.
The girl was petite, and the water was up to her waist, while the tiger was so tall that the water was only halfway up his thigh.
In the heavy rain, the tiger grinned: "Are you ready to die? ”
The cat put her hand to her ear and said loudly, "Ah, what are you talking about? The wind and rain are too strong, I can't hear clearly!"
"I said ......"
"Oh, it was a pig barking! I thought you were talking!"
"You!" a fierce glint flashed in the tiger's eyes, "Sure enough, things gather like and people gather in groups." What kind of garbage instructor there is, what kind of garbage students can be taught!"
"Huh, the pig seems to be barking again, but Meow-sama doesn't understand?"
"Look for death!" repeated provocations, the tiger couldn't bear it anymore, roared, clenched his fists and rushed forward.
The rain in the sand pit, mixed with the sand, and the soft soles of the feet, greatly restricted movement, but the tiger walked on the ground and came to the cat in an instant.
Yang Yuanfeng looked at Xu Moqiu, who was slumped next to him and kept smoking, with a smile on his face: "If you want to use environmental factors and terrain to suppress my people, maybe your abacus will fail." The tiger's ability to adapt to the environment is one of the best in my team. ”
Xu Moqiu turned his face and spewed out a puff of smoke at him: "Oh, then let me see how you, the best existence, are played like dogs in front of our members at the bottom of the Fire Rose!"
Yang Yuanfeng sneered: "Heh, you are the same as your teammates, arrogant!"