Xu Moqiu felt that he was a failure.

The fact that the first home visit ended like this really made him a little embarrassed. didn't say a word, he was directly beaten out by the broom pole, and even his face was broken.

"Teacher, don't move. Feng Luxia took the OK bandage and carefully pasted the wound on him, and sighed, "I said it, there is no need to come, you see that it still affects you now......"

"What do you say about whether it is even involved or not?" Xu Moqiu took out a cigarette and lit it, and said with a nonchalant expression, "I think Liu Bei still looked at the thatched house in order to invite Zhuge Liang back then! What is this? Moreover, I already have a way." ”

A hint of joy flashed in Feng Luxia's eyes: "Are you serious?"

"Of course, I'm an all-powerful all-powerful teacher! Hungry, let's go, the teacher will take you down to the restaurant!"

found a small restaurant on the side of the road, and had a simple meal, Xu Moqiu sent Feng Luxia back to school, and after a few words, he turned around and left.

When she returned home and looked at Xu Moqiu who was hanging colors, Qin Mengyan couldn't help but sarcastically say: "Huh? Isn't this our security guard Xu? What's wrong with you? Being a thief was beaten? Or was it to seduce someone's little girl and be whipped by someone's parents with a broom pole?"

Qin Mengyan guessed well, the injury on his face really made the broom pole smoke.

In order to take care of her face, Xu Moqiu naturally wouldn't tell her the truth, and pretended to be depressed and said: "Hey, don't mention it, I went to visit my home just now, and I accidentally fell on the road and was cut by the stones on the road. ”

"Tut-tut...... Our mother Xu is really dedicated!"

Xu Moqiu looked smug: "That is, 'the spring silkworm dies to the end, and the wax torch turns to ash and tears begin to dry', which is my true portrayal!"

"Then come on, I hope your life is hard enough to survive until they graduate. ”

"That's a must!"

There was nothing to say that night, Xu Moqiu slept soundly, and when he got up, the villa was already empty.

Slowly rushed to the school, the school sports meeting was coming to an end, and the 4X100 relay race was underway.

This project is a test of the strength of a team, although the fifth class has Lu Baoer, the pervert, it is still difficult to support alone, and finally the first and third classes of high school won the first place with an absolute advantage, and the relay race points were doubled, so the fourteen points were directly in the bag.

The next men's group also lived up to expectations and won the first place, and the only threatening fourth class was third because of a mistake in the third baton.

After all the projects were completed, Xu Moqiu stood under the standings of the rostrum, and the results of the first and third classes of high school this time were not bad, which was one point less than Lu Baoer's class next door, ranking second.

At this time, a voice came from the radio: "Please go to the check-in office immediately for the 5,000-meter run in the teacher's group! Repeat, please go to the check-in office for the 5,000-meter run in the teacher's group immediately!"

Xu Moqiu was still sitting on the chair and eating melon seeds, only to see Gao Yuanjun and a few people hurriedly looking for him, and grabbed his arm: "Xiao Xu, why are you still here? It's time for you to play! Teacher Qin is already in place, come with me!"

Xu Moqiu was not calm for a moment: "Isn't it, I'm really on?"

5,000 meters is no joke!

"Xiao Xu, you can't be cowardly! You are the pride of our group!" Gao Yuanjun pulled him and refused to let go, and lowered his voice, "Teacher Qin is all on the line, you two together, 'husband and wife are of the same heart, and their profits are golden' I am optimistic about you!"

An unknown teacher next to him also chimed in: "Yes, yes, Xiao Xu is strong and strong, absolutely no problem." ”

Xu Moqiu couldn't shirk it, so he had to get up hard: "Okay, Lao Gao, say it in advance, if I fall, you have to help me up as soon as possible!"

Gao Yuanjun patted his chest and said, "That's necessary! What is the relationship between the two of us? I don't have to say, with my brother here, I will arrange it properly for you." ”

"Okay, let's go!"

Five minutes later, Xu Moqiu stood on Runway 3, feeling uncomfortable.

The others, even if they came to make up the number, were wearing sportswear and running shoes. I don't know how strong it is, but it looks pretty professional on the surface.

What about him?

Dressed in a wrinkled and shrunken security guard with his navel exposed, dusty leather shoes on his feet, and a cigarette in his mouth and a cigarette in his mouth, the word amateur was completely custom-made for him.

The referee walked up to Xu Moqiu: "This teacher, the game is about to start, please put out the smoke!"

"Oh, it's okay, I'll smoke it in two bites. As he spoke, Xu Moqiu clicked vigorously. For a while, there was a miasma of black smoke, and his whole head was suddenly shrouded in a layer of smoke.

Qin Mengyan, who was dressed in sportswear next to her, frowned and said, "Xu Moqiu, I think you are getting bolder now, and it is forbidden to smoke on campus! Haven't you read the "Teacher's Code of Conduct"? Or do you mean that you, a half-Chinese teacher, are illiterate?"

"What's the point of smoking? Don't you see the principal is also smoking?" Xu Moqiu said, pointing to Wang Mufang on the rostrum.

"Hey...... The upper beam is not right, the lower beam is crooked!"

"Ready, ready!"

"Phew"

The starting gun sounded, Xu Moqiu strode forward, not beware of being squeezed by Zhou Ajin, a short and fat man in the math group, and fell directly to the end.

"Teacher Qin, come on! Teacher Qin, come on!" As one of the responsibilities of the female appearance and figure of Boya Middle School, Qin Mengyan's fans are naturally not comparable to other greasy uncles, and the shouts on the entire arena are so unanimous.

Yang Goulin, as the leader of the sports group, represented the music group with the smallest number of people, and vowed to win the first place, impressing the teachers and students of the school, but no matter how hard he tried, Qin Mengyan in front of him was always one or two meters ahead of him.

Yang Goulin held back a fire in his heart, looking at the tempting little waist in front of him, he suddenly had the idea of rushing forward and pinching it fiercely! Of course, it was just thinking about it, if he really did it in front of the teachers and students of the whole school, it was estimated that he would drown in the spitting stars if he was not killed.

I endured it like this for I don't know how long, and suddenly a disgusted voice came from my ears: "Hey, Brother Gou Lin, you are also coming to participate in the competition?"

Turning his head sideways, he happened to see Xu Moqiu's underbeaten face, and Yang Goulin suddenly frowned. Last time, I wanted to teach this little white face a lesson, but he put it on his side, and he took someone to the big health care after finishing it, and he was arrested again!

I thought he would be fine if he hid on the ceiling, but fortunately, the policemen killed him and caught him wearing pants.

But this guy and Gao Yuanjun slipped through the net again, accepted an afternoon of criticism and education, paid a fine and wrote a guarantee before being released. The more I thought about it when I went back, the more I felt that something was wrong, and I always felt that this matter had nothing to do with Xu Moqiu, and it was not possible that this grandson reported to the police! But there was no evidence, so I had to give up for the time being.

Yang Goulin didn't think of a way to deal with him for the time being, so he quickened his pace, just wanting to get rid of him, but Xu Moqiu, this guy was like a dog's skin plaster, and he couldn't get rid of it at all.

As soon as he opened a little distance, he instantly caught up again, with a cigarette in his mouth, and spewed smoke into his face, and said with a smile: "Come on, Brother Gou Lin, smoke a cigarette!"

Yang Gou Lin resisted the urge to beat him, and said with a heavy face: "Teacher Xu,

Please don't interfere with me, or I will tell the referee and disqualify you!"

Xu Moqiu complained: "Oh, Brother Gou Lin, we are like brothers, how can you treat me like this......? This makes me feel so chilled! And it's not right to make a small report! It's a villain's act, and others want to scold your ancestors for 18 generations!"

I want to scold your ancestors for the eighteenth generation now! Yang Goulin was ruthless in his heart and stepped up.

Xu Moqiu easily caught up again: "Hey, Brother Gou Lin, your watch is good......! If you don't tell me, I know, or where you stole it, and lend it to me for two days?"

"Oh, Brother Gou Lin's leash isn't bad! My family used to leash the dog, and it's exactly the same as your leash! Hey, you don't know, that dog is fat! It has to stand as tall as you...... Later, because he was messing around outside, he was beaten to death by the people in the next village. We were so sad that we ate for a whole day! Why do you say that people nowadays have no conscience......

"Ahh......h

Xu Moqiu was like a fly, "buzzing" around Yang Goulin, chattering endlessly, pulling any topic to Yang Goulin, Yang Goulin almost vomited blood in anger, and in the end it had developed into a personal attack, saying that he was in the advanced stage of AIDS.

finally couldn't bear it anymore and decided to teach him a lesson secretly, so when he was cornering, he pretended to slip his foot and clubbed his elbow directly towards Xu Moqiu's face.

But at that moment, Xu Moqiu seemed to be possessed by Ultraman, and jumped out with a "whoosh", and immediately distanced himself from him.

And Liu Dahua, who happened to be the seeded player in the chemistry group, caught up, Yang Goulin couldn't hold back during the run, and hit Liu Dahua's face with his elbow hard, the center of gravity of the two bodies was unstable, coupled with inertia, they immediately rolled into a ball, their limbs were tightly entangled, and the posture was more ambiguous and ambiguous.

Yang Goulin fell so hard that his eyes were full of stars, and his two palms grabbed Liu Dahua's chest in a ghostly manner, and the whole person pressed on Liu Dahua's body, face to face, and the intimate contact of the four lips without any gaps actually came to the kiss of the century.

"Wow!" there was a burst of exclamations all around, and the sound of the shutter was incessant. The ugliness of the two was immediately recorded, and some students who were not afraid of things directly posted the photos to the school forum.

The picture seems to have been paused by someone, and the two people on the ground have always remained motionless in that position.

In the end, it was Liu Dahua who reacted first, let out a strange scream in his mouth, and he didn't know where the strength came from, he pushed Yang Goulin away on his body, and the whole person "swished" and bounced up, his face was instantly shrouded in a cloud of black gas, and his whole body was shaking like a swing!

Liu Dahua is eight years old in Chinese New Year's Eve, he is already almost forty years old, and he is still a wolf, and now that such a thing has happened, he feels that his life has been completely cool.

Looking at Yang Goulin, who still had an "aftertaste" on his face, and his chest that was scratched with great pain, Liu Dahua instantly fell into a state of rage, grabbed him by the collar, and roared, "Teacher Yang, what's wrong with you? I have no grievances with you, why do you want to destroy my innocence?"

Yang Goulin looked at his two fat and oily lips, the green vegetables and chili pepper peels in the jagged big yellow teeth, and the thick bad breath, and suddenly felt unspeakably nauseous in his heart, and pushed him away: "I don't know what you're talking about." It was just an accident, don't be unreasonable!"

"What? Accident? You hit me on the chest again, kissed me again, and stuck out your tongue just now! You said it was an accident? My first kiss was gone! Everyone can see this clearly, and you still want to deny it?" You ......" Liu Dahua trembled with anger, "Do you still have a little conscience? Do you still have any teacher morality? Even a scum like you deserve to appear on the sacred campus?"