Chapter 41: Crooked nuts are good fools!
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Ding Dong –
"Who?"
Mika slowly opened the door, and then there was a scream!
"What's going on!!Mika??Mika??"
Lu Ziqiao ran out of his bedroom, saw the person at the door, and then screamed again!
Outside the door stood a man with oily hair, smoky hair, and chili noodles at the corners of his mouth......
"Yes!!I'm sorry!!Please don't scream!!!"
Guan Gu calmed down for a long time before Mika and Ziqiao calmed down......
"I'm sorry!!hello!!I'm not going in!!I'm just going to borrow a phone to use it!!, really please!!
"You borrowed the phone to the sixth floor??Fool the fool!!"
Ziqiao doesn't believe this kind of nonsense!
What's more, this person really looks like a ghost!!
"It's true!!...... Borrowed from the first floor to the sixth floor!!All open the door screaming and then closing!!You are the first one I've seen so far that doesn't close!!!"
"Mika!!What are you doing in a daze!!Close the door!!"
"Please!!Please don't close the door!!"
Guan Gu grabbed the door tightly.
"My name is Sekiya!!I'm just borrowing a phone!!"
"Guan Yu??Lao Tzu is still called Lu Bu!!Close the door and close the door!!"
"It's true!!My name is really Sekiya!!I'm from RB Yokohama!!"
Sekiya is about to cry!!
"Come less!!We don't have anything in our house!!Don't worry about it!!!"
"I'm not a bad person!!I really just want to borrow a phone!!I'm paying!!I'm paying okay!!!I'm paying okay!!I'm really just trying to borrow a phone!!!I'm paying!!I'm paying okay!!!"
"Please come in~"
Zi Qiao Meijia stood at the door, posing as an invite.
Sekiga: ????
"Come on, come on, Guan Gu, sit casually!!"
Ziqiao was very enthusiastic to entertain Guan Gu.
"This is my roommate, Chen Meijia. Go, pour water for the guests~"
"Good guest~"
Mika trotted away.
"Let me introduce myself, my name is Lu Ziqiao. ”
"Hello hello!!Thank you so much!!"
Sekiya laughs at the thief happy!
"Hey! It's a trifle! Mr. Guan is coming to China for the first time. ”
"Uh...... My surname is Guan Gu! My full name is Guan Gu Magic!"
"Oh, I know a lot about your RB culture!"
"Oh!!That's great!!You're sure you can speak Japanese too!!"
How weird is it going to be??
"I understand a little, I understand a little!
......
Seki Valley has a black line.
"Yes...... I booked room 3203 on the Internet!But I may be in the wrong place now!!The phone is out of service, so I want to borrow a phone and ask!!"
"Love-love apartment!"
Lu Da flickered into the state!
"No, no!, it's Essen Apartment!!"
"Love Apartment is right!"
????
Guan Gu was confused.
"It's Sen!
Sekiya took out a pen and paper from his coat pocket and wrote down a Mori character.
"Believe me!"
Lu Ziqiao said nonsense without changing his face.
"Ah??Is this word pronounced like that in Chinese??"
Guan Gu was a little confused!
"Chinese culture is broad and profound! There are many, many polyphonic characters! Your Chinese still needs to be improved! In fact, it is a coincidence that you have found the right place, and the place you want to go is here. ”
"But I stayed in a serviced apartment, it's not very similar here! there is no reception! so just to be on the safe side...... I'd better borrow the phone!!"
"Okok, I'll get it for you!"
Lu Ziqiao grabbed Meijia, who came back from pouring water, and ran to a corner.
"Meijia, this set can't fool this guy, use plan b quickly!"
"???Didn't you say you wouldn't lie!!What did you lie to him!"
Mega didn't figure out the situation......
"Oops, he's looking for an apartment, let's find a roommate, isn't he fragrant!!"
"Oh!! yes, yes!! but what is Plan B!!"
"Look at my tips!"
Lu Ziqiao turned around and laughed.
"Aisen Apartment! You said it earlier!!"
"??? I said it as soon as I entered the door!!!, but ...... Isn't it a polyphonic word!"
"It's all in the details! Chinese culture is broad and profound! You need to understand it slowly!"
Remain calm...... Remain calm......
"Oh!!Understand!!Learn to live to be old!!"
“...... Your idiom is quite 6......"
"I know a little!!I'm learning!!"
"You're waiting!"
Lu Ziqiao grabbed Mei Jia, who was about to sit down, and ran to a corner where no one was.
"Plan B, I'll call me later, you're the front desk of Aisen's apartment!
Lu Ziqiao stuffed his mobile phone to Meijia.
"??? how many words are these!"
"Move!!, go to your bedroom!"
Driving away Meijia, Lu Ziqiao turned around and laughed again.
"Aisen's apartment! It's famous! I'll call you!"
"Oh!!thank you!!here's the number!!"
Guan Gu was so moved that he was about to cry!!There are still many good people in China!!
Today, that beautiful girl not only spoke Japanese, but also introduced me to delicious food!!
Now I've met such a warm-hearted and nice person again!!
"Understand and understand~ dial out!"
"Uh...... But the number is eight, and you press eleven times......"
"Uh...... This is an internal line to an external line to an internal line!!China must remember to dial 110 before calling~"
Lu Ziqiao is serious nonsense......
"!!Grow knowledge!!Learn and live to be old!!"
This is really cool!!Sekiya actually believes it!!
"It's all over! Guan Gu is coming!"
"Hey~Hello!!This is Aisen Hotel Apartment!How can I help!"
Chen Meijia pinched her throat and looked very professional!
"Hello! I booked your apartment! I want to know the address!"
"Do you really have a reservation?
All right...... Not professional...... The painting wind collapses very neatly!!
"??? are you saying the name? My Chinese is not very good, please don't say the idiom...... My name is Sekiya Magic! from RB Yokohama!"
"There is no such person! only Harbin!"
This tone!!You're calling to make a complaint!!
"Uh...... I'm just asking for your address!"
"Check the information if you ask for the address!
"Do ??? need to go through the trouble of asking for an address?"
"Yes, yes, there is a strong sense of counter-terrorism here. ”
Lu Ziqiao sighed solemnly.
"How is your income?"
Meijia swallowed melon seeds and asked casually.
"This is also asked??"
Guan Gu's expression was very exciting......
"Sure! Otherwise, how do you know if you can afford to pay or not!"
If you are the landlord, this community must become a wasteland!!
"Monthly salary 500,000 yen ......"
"Nani!! ahem, ahem...... 50...... Ahem, ahem."
Meijia was almost killed by Melon Seeds......
"Uh...... You...... Are you alright?"
"Please...... Convert to RMB!!"
Mika's eyes shot with lightning-fast shrewdness......
"Probably...... About 40,000!"
"Nani!!Are you married, in love or single!!"
Oh my God!!Meijia, what's wrong with you lately!!The male god of the landlord who got rich and fresh meat frequently shows favor to you~ The new high-paid RB warm man is still anxious to chat with you on the phone!
Male God!!Two Male Gods!!Where do you go!!
Don't fight anymore!!I want them all!!I want them all!!
"Oh hey, hey, how good are you to pick the key points!"
Why does Lu Ziqiao feel a toothache......
"It's your business!"
Do you have the courage to dump the old lady and have the face to be in this Bilibili!?
“...... It's so manic...... Miss, may the address be ......?"
Sekiya did his best to be polite...... Although he also wants to curse!!
"We've moved, and you can't find it!"
"What about the new address!"
"We ...... The road hasn't been built yet!"
"??? Nani??"
Why does Sekiya feel more and more like a thief's den in this Aisen apartment!!
"Anyway, you can't find it!"
"But I've already given the money!"
"That'...... You tell me the room requirements and I'll arrange it for you!"
"Nothing to ask for!
"Do you mind if there are small animals! Rats, cockroaches, termites, just a little more!
"Nani ???"
Do I live in an apartment or live in a sewer?
"And our apartment is very safe! Eighteen all-round high-definition color pinhole cameras, real-time monitoring!"
"Nani ???"
I'm afraid you're not going to publish my photo album????
"The best in the toilet! If you slip in the bathtub, I'll run to save you!"
"Nani ???"
Are you sure you are saving me!!I can hear your saliva!!
"How long are you going to stay! I'll do the math for you!"
"Five Months ......"
"17 gets 7274838 Women's Day...... It's enough for you to give more than 200,000!!"
"Nani??? you guys are eating people!!"
Lu Ziqiao grabbed the phone at this time!
"Wow Miss!!You're too dark~"
Chen Meijia!!You are so talented!!I, Lu Ziqiao, can't help but interject!!
"The pork has gone up!!Can't the room go up!!"
Meijia has completely substituted for identity!!
"What do you do about opening an apartment and closing pork!?
Something's going on!!
"What do you care~ The price is in place and you still want to be comfortable at home??Why don't you go to live in a love apartment??"
"Oh!? you have that attitude!!"
This attitude is amazing!!
"How to drop??How to drop???In addition to the love apartment, who have we been afraid of???
"!!What spicy chicken Aisen? bye!"
Mika is really a god!!
"Guan Gu!!I don't know what kind of temper you have!!I can't bear to leave me alone!!"
"I don't know...... I just wanted to find a place to stay...... Then take a shower and wash your clothes!!but the hotel is too expensive!!oh yes!you know...... Where's the Love Apartment?"
Guan Gu has been blindfolded...... Since it is said that the love apartment is better, let's go there!!
"This is it!"
"Really, can I stay then?"
It doesn't take much effort to get it!!
"This ...... Guan Gu...... I'm also a tenant......"
Lu Ziqiao looked embarrassed...... But my heart blossomed......
"I can pay the rent!"
"Actually...... I'm not short of money......"
"I'm out double!"
"Welcome new roommate!! the one inside belongs to you, and the rent deposit will be paid now~"
It's so comfortable!!No wonder that outsiders make good money!!
"Is that enough?"
Guan Gu didn't say a word, and took out two wads of banknotes......
Damn!!How do you feel so much like Li Fan!!
"Mika!!, don't come out to serve the big guy yet!"