God, did I hear me wrong?

Miss Lu Er actually took the initiative to ask a man to sleep with him! Oh my God! Is the universe going to be destroyed? Is the human race going extinct?

Xu Moqiu gouged out his ears, looked incredulous, and asked again: "Are you sure?"

"I mean, you sleep next to me!" Lu Caidie hurriedly explained, fearing that he would want to be crooked.

"Isn't that just sleeping with you?"

"Gee, I mean...... Not...... You sleep there, don't move! Just lie quietly!"

"What? you told me not to move?" Xu Moqiu was taken aback, "Then what if you do something dirty to me in the middle of the night?

"Hey, what do you mean by that? Is it possible, do you think I still have any thoughts about you?" Lu Caidie said angrily.

After all, I am a man with the title of 'the first handsome man in Yuejiang', and it is human nature to bow down under my beach pants, and I will not laugh at you. ”

Lu Caidie was amused by him: "I suddenly think that you are quite interesting, what is the reason why you can put your face in your trouser pocket?"

"I feel like you're scolding me. ”

"Yes? You must be overthinking. ”

"Forget it, I don't have any common language with you, let's sleep!" Xu Moqiu lay on the other side of the bed very obediently.

"Xu Moqiu. ”

"What the hell! I really have a class tomorrow!"

"That's right, can you please not take off your clothes...... After all, men and women don't kiss each other......"

Why did you sleep in the same bed, and you came to tell me whether men and women should kiss or not?

Xu Moqiu closed his eyes: "Don't worry, I've already taken it off." ”

"You...... Forget it, sleep!"

The beast on the left is inferior to the beast on the right.

If it were you, what would you choose?

Teacher Xu kicked his legs and crooked his neck anyway - he fell asleep.

I don't know how long later, a familiar voice came from beside me: "Uncle, wake up quickly! The adults are anxious and angry! You should go quickly!"

Xu Moqiu opened his eyes and found that Bai Wuchang was pulling at him with a green bag. He sat up lightly: "What's wrong with you?"

Bai Wuchang said with a bitter face: "Oh, uncle, you haven't visited the boss for a long time, he is upset in his heart, and he is angry with us!"

Thinking of the strange old man of Lord Yama, Xu Moqiu shook his head like a rattle: "Don't go, don't go!" can he beat you like this, if I go down, there will still be good fruits to eat?"

Bai Wuchang hurriedly took his hand: "Something else, Uncle, the matter started because of you, you can't stand by and watch! Otherwise, I'll tell your lord that you are sleeping with other women behind our back of our Ninth Princess!"

Xu Moqiu's face sank: "Are you threatening me?"

Bai Wuchang pulled Xu Moqiu and refused to let go: "Pleading! Uncle, I'm pleading! You just go down and see him!"

Xu Moqiu finally couldn't shirk it, so he had to nod and agree.

It's still the gloomy hall, it's still the familiar chair, and the chair is still the same familiar ...... Buttocks.

Bai Wuchang came up to him with a flattering face: "My lord, my uncle saw that you are here!"

"Oh, it's Ah Qiu here, sit down!" When Lord Yama heard this, he immediately turned over and sat up, looking at Xu Moqiu with a smile on his face, but when he saw Xu Moqiu empty-handed, the smile on his face disappeared without a trace in an instant.

Raised Erlang's legs, gently clasped the table with his right hand, and looked unkind: "Ah Qiu, you ...... Isn't it a little ......?"

This is no longer called implicit, it is completely explicit. You came to visit your father-in-law, but you didn't bring anything!

Xu Moqiu didn't know what he was thinking, so he hurriedly stepped forward and handed over the cigarette: "What's that...... The son-in-law was thinking about it tightly, and he was in a hurry this time, so he forgot about it! But don't worry, I'll burn it for you when I turn around! Gold ingots and Yanmar are guaranteed to be the same!"

Lord Yama's face finally softened a little: "This kind of thing doesn't have to be urgent, but it must be fast! Also, what did you promise me last time? Do you remember?"

Remember a fart!

Lao Tzu is as busy as a dog all day, where will he remember these empty checks? Xu Moqiu said perfunctorily: "Remember, of course I remember!"

"Since you remember, let's sign this. As he spoke, he pulled out a crumpled piece of paper from his crotch (yes, it's the crotch, you read that right).

It reads: I owe my father-in-law ten Yanmar, five gold ingots, and three seaview villas...... It will be paid off within three days, otherwise the whole family will die, and there will be five thunderstorms in the sky, and the signatory-

That's all, if you don't say anything, it's tens of thousands, right?" The corners of Xu Moqiu's mouth twitched: "This ...... Isn't it too much?"

"Is it much?" Lord Yama looked at Bai Wuchang.

Bai Wuchang hurriedly shook his head: "It's not much! This is a son-in-law's most basic respect for his father-in-law." ”

Mother's Dog! Xu Moqiu had to nod and sign.

Lord Yama tucked the IOU back into his crotch again: "By the way, how much merit have you accumulated recently?"

This Xu Moqiu really didn't pay attention, and was about to check, when Lord Yama spoke: "If you get the approval of your father-in-law, the merit points will be increased by 1,000...... Eliminate harm for the people, heroes save beauty, and merit points will be increased by 3,000 ...... Wait, when did you please me?"

Bai Wuchang whispered beside him, "It may be another!"

"What? Okay, you Xu Moqiu! You actually carried Xiao Jiu outside to do these things!" "Lord Yama jumped up, kicked over the stool next to him, and pounced on Xu Moqiu angrily.

Xu Moqiu hurriedly flashed to the side and waved his hand: "Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive......!

After hearing this, Lord Yan patted his chest and said bitterly: "Ah Qiu, I think you are very suspected of cheating! Your behavior has caused serious trauma to my heart! I tell you......"

"Two more Yanmars! Two more gold ingots!"

Lord Yama suddenly stretched his face: "Don't you see the outside? You make me very unhappy like this! Helping others and saving the dead and helping the wounded is our duty! You are good and don't embarrass me! Remember to burn it to me together when the time comes! There is one more thing, you have to remember, don't be sloppy." ”

Seeing that he rarely had a serious face, Xu Moqiu also pricked up his ears: "You say." ”

"That's ......"

After explaining the matter, the two chatted for a while, Xu Moqiu turned around and said goodbye when he saw that the time was almost up, and Lord Yan suddenly stopped him: "Someone may be unfavorable to you recently, you better be careful!"

"Who's ......"

"Huh!" Bai Wuchang pushed Xu Moqiu with his hand, and Xu Moqiu instantly felt chaos in his mind. I scolded in my heart: This old thing, you can make it clear! Do you feel good about pooping and half of it?

When Xu Moqiu woke up, it was already past six o'clock in the morning, but what shocked him was that there was actually one more person in his arms!

At this moment, Lu Caidie was curled up in Xu Moqiu's arms and sleeping soundly, hugging Xu Moqiu tightly like an octopus, making him cry and laugh.

Yourself, is this a sister-in-law who slept with him? Although the body is close to each other, everyone is wearing underwear, shouldn't it count?

Xu Moqiu felt extremely stiff all over his body, moved slightly, and Lu Caidie's nose twitched, and he closed his eyes and muttered, "Don't move." ”

There was a beautiful woman wearing only underwear hanging on her body, and her fiery delicate body writhed for a while, and it was strange that Xu Moqiu's magic skills were not activated!

Smelling the pungent smell, Lu Caidie opened her eyes and looked puzzled: "What smell?"

"I didn't ...... It's nothing ......" Xu Moqiu pushed her away, covered her crotch and fled.

Does this smell ...... Lu Caidie suddenly remembered something, and her face instantly turned red.

When he came out of the bathroom after taking care of everything, Lu Caidie was already dressed and was sitting quietly by the windowsill, looking out through the window.

Lu Caidie didn't dare to look into his eyes, and said lightly, "When are we leaving?"

"I'll make a phone call. When Xu Moqiu spoke, he dialed Zhu Yuepo's mobile phone.

"Brother Qiu, we're already on the way, and we're about twenty minutes away, so I don't think I bothered you yet. ”

"Well, okay, then I'll wait for you here. ”

Hanging up the phone, Xu Moqiu pointed to the bathroom: "You go wash up first, I guess when you finish it, they will also arrive." ”

"Hmm. Lu Caidie nodded, walked to the door of the bathroom, and suddenly turned around.

"What's wrong?"

"From the standpoint of my friend and sister-in-law, I have to say something...... If you are sick, you must treat it as soon as possible! You can't hide your illness from medical treatment!" As he spoke, he glanced at Xu Moqiu intentionally or unintentionally.

Xu Moqiu didn't know how to explain to her: "I'...... I'm a miracle skill, and you don't understand it!"

"Then you're pretty good!" Lu Caidie sarcastically said and walked into the bathroom.

Yes!

Xu Moqiu entered the sea of consciousness and inquired, his current merit point is minus 6,500 points, it seems that he only needs to work harder, and he will soon be able to get rid of the entanglement of this disgusting divine skill......

Thinking about it, his stomach was hungry, and after looking at the time, Xu Moqiu felt that he could still hurry up and eat a bucket of instant noodles.

When Lu Caidie came out, Xu Moqiu was eating fragrantly alone, and greeted her with a smile on his face.

Watching him eat, Lu Caidie felt that she was also hungry, and complained, "Why do you just take care of you eating alone?"

"Uh......" Xu Moqiu paused, swallowed the instant noodles in his mouth, and pushed the noodle bucket over with a reluctant face, "Why don't you give you a mouthful of soup?"

Lu Caidie was angry: "I've never seen you so unfamiliar with people who don't know how to pity fragrance and cherish jade!"

"Hey, just kidding! I was thinking about this junk food, and you shouldn't like it, so I didn't prepare it for you, or I'll make you another bucket?"

"No!" Lu Caidie snatched the remaining half of the instant noodles, regardless of whether anyone had eaten it, and ate the remaining half of the bucket into her stomach in a few bites, and didn't even leave a bite of soup for Xu Moqiu.

Looking at Xu Moqiu's deflated face, the haze in Lu Caidie's heart was suddenly swept away. wiped the soup from the corner of his mouth: "What, you feel uncomfortable?"

"No, I just wanted to remind you that I used that fork. ”

"I ...... So what? Don't tell me you have a contagion?"

"How can that be ......" Zhu Yuepo's phone had already called, and after learning that they had reached their destination, Xu Moqiu and Lu Caidie spoke, and the two came downstairs side by side.

Seeing Lu Caidie for the first time, a trace of surprise flashed in Zhu Yuepo's eyes, but he quickly covered it up, walked over quickly, and looked Xu Moqiu up and down: "Brother Qiu, you are really still alive......!

Xu Moqiu kicked him: "Of course I'm alive, and I'm alive and well." ”

"Hehe, I can see it! I can see it!" Zhu Yuepo nodded again and again, glanced at Lu Caidie next to her, and always felt that this woman had a good face, but she couldn't remember where she had seen it, so she hurriedly said hello, "Hello sister-in-law!"

At this moment, classmates had appeared in the hall one after another, and Lu Caidie couldn't refute it, so she had to nod at him friendly: "Hello." ”

Xu Moqiu looked at his phone: "Let's go! I'm in a hurry." ”

"Okay! Let's go!"

Walking out of the hall, it was a little difficult to sit in the seat, the trailer only had a row of seats, except for the driver, in fact, there was only one co-pilot seat left, fortunately, the space was not small, although Zhu Yuepo took up most of the space alone, but the remaining position was still able to sit in front of a person. In other words, one person has to sit on top of another.