"Queen Mother, listen to my advice as an outsider, there is no cat in the world that does not steal, not to mention that the Jade Emperor is the Dragon Martial Supreme, and there are many cats and dogs around him, so naturally there are a few stinky fish and rotten shrimps, and it is understandable that the Jade Emperor did not resist these temptations. ”

Xiang Ming knew that he had to come out to play a round, otherwise the two of them would definitely get more and more stiff.

"Yes, Yang Yang, sometimes you know, so many people flatter me, sometimes I am deluded, and I can't control it, so I ......" The Jade Emperor glanced at Xiang Ming happily.

"If someone tempts you, you won't refuse?" The Queen Mother was still a little displeased, the Jade Emperor was the Ninety-Five Supreme, and there were indeed many women around him, but this could not be an excuse for the Jade Emperor to overflow.

"I ......" The Jade Emperor was a little speechless, he knew the intentions of these women, but the Jade Emperor did not refuse, but maintained a pandering attitude.

"Oh, Queen Mother, people are not saints and sages, but knowing mistakes can improve the greatness, the Jade Emperor didn't realize the seriousness of the problem before, so he made mistakes again and again, but now it's different. ”

Xiang Ming planned to use his three-inch incorruptible tongue to forcibly whitewash the Jade Emperor.

"The current Jade Emperor knows who is good to him, and knows that he will not be able to live without the Queen Mother. "Xiang Ming began to play the bitter card, since the Queen Mother still has feelings for the Jade Emperor, then she will definitely be soft-hearted.

Sure enough, Xiang Ming bet right: "Is what he said true?"

The Queen Mother glanced at the Jade Emperor, trying to ask the Jade Emperor what he really thought, the Jade Emperor was also a human spirit, and nodded like pounding garlic.

"Yes, Yang Yang, now that I have realized my mistake, you can give me a chance to mend my ways. "The Jade Emperor hits the railroad while it's hot.

"Queen Mother, you see that the Jade Emperor has already made a mistake, so you are giving him a chance. Xiang Ming also began to act as a peacemaker.

The Jade Emperor's suave and suave Xiang Ming was indeed a little disdainful, but in order to complete the task, Xiang Ming had to sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman and help the abuse.

"There are so many immortals in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, if the two of you break up at that time, then nothing else will laugh off the big teeth, especially the Seven Fairies. ”

Xiang Mingzhi said with emotion: "Didn't they seduce the Jade Emperor just to get promoted and raise their salary, if the Queen Mother leaves, it won't be as they wanted, and their goal will be achieved by then." ”

The Queen Mother thought about it like this, and found that it still made sense, these little, don't you just want to take the throne to seduce the Jade Emperor, you can't do what they want, otherwise it will really outweigh the losses.

Seeing that the Queen Mother hesitated, Xiang Ming said: "If the Queen Mother is afraid that the Jade Emperor will not change his mistakes, she can let her swear and write a guarantee." ”

The oath of the gods is different from that of mortals, some men who are in love like to make some vows to women such as five thunders and thunders in the sky, these are useless, but if they are immortals, it is different.

The oath of the gods is almost tried, so no immortal will swear casually, and if you can't do it after swearing, then it is very likely that you will be hit by thunder.

"Yang Yang, I can swear and write a guarantee. The Jade Emperor nodded like pounded garlic.

Hurriedly said to the Queen Mother: "My Jade Emperor swears that from now on, if I commit the crime of messing with flowers and grass again, I will be sentenced to five thunders in the sky, and the reincarnation of the ninth generation will not be a good death." ”

As he spoke, he took his finger and swiped it in the air a few times, and a guarantee was written.

"Yang Yang, can you trust me now?" The Jade Emperor is really a little remorseful, with those wild flowers, the Jade Emperor is completely for fun, and he will not let you take them too seriously, let alone counterattack to ban the Queen Mother.

To put it bluntly, from the very beginning, the Jade Emperor maintained an ambiguous relationship with the fairies, just for entertainment, you must know that the heavenly court has been boring for tens of thousands of years, if you don't make something fresh, then you can't suffocate people.

Although the Queen Mother found out something later, the Jade Emperor felt that it would be okay to be lucky, so he covered his ears and stole the bell, until the Queen Mother couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to break up with the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor knew that he had gone too far.

But apparently it was too late, the Queen Mother wanted to go back to her parents' house, and the Jade Emperor knew that he might never come back.

The Jade Emperor himself still cares about the Queen Mother, and naturally it is impossible to let the Queen Mother leave, so he called the errand boy.

"Harm, the Jade Emperor has sworn an oath, let's just believe it again, if it doesn't work, we won't give it a chance next time. "Xiang Ming's small mouth is.

The Queen Mother thought about it and replied, "Okay, I'll give you another chance." ”

"If I get caught again, and you still have an affair with someone else, then don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people. "The Queen Mother put the ugly words in front.

"Okay, okay, as long as Yang Yang doesn't run away from home anymore and goes back to his parents' house, it's okay. The Jade Emperor was relieved to know that the Queen Mother had compromised.

"Yang Yang, let's go, let's eat hot pot, this is what I asked someone to do in the world. The Jade Emperor hugged the Queen Mother and smiled, and at the moment when the two turned around, the Jade Emperor made an OK gesture to Xiang Ming to express his gratitude.

Then the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor met and disappeared into Xiang Ming's eyes, and the corners of Xiang Ming's mouth hooked up a light smile.

"Ding~ mission completed. ”

"Congratulations to the host for completing this mission. ”

"GTR has been issued, please check. ”

Listening to the system sound in his head, Xiang Ming smiled slightly, this task is too simple, although the Jade Emperor likes to mess with flowers and grass, but after all, the two have been in love for hundreds of thousands of years, and it is still impossible to say that the relationship will be shattered overnight.

So Xiang Ming is in the middle, playing the role of a peacemaker, to put it mildly, it is to help the Jade Emperor clear his name, but fortunately, the Jade Emperor himself is not bad, and his attitude of admitting his mistakes is also better, and this contradiction has been successfully resolved.

Circumambulating this, Xiang Ming feels that a man who has already started a family, no matter what position he is in or where he is, should not get flowers and grass outside, and don't pick wildflowers on the roadside, although it is fresher than the one at home, but in the long run, it is better at home.

"Ding~ Please return to the real world as soon as possible. ”

Seeing that the portal of the Ten Thousand Realms in front of him was gradually weakening, Xiang Ming jumped forward and left the Lingxiao Treasure Hall directly.

When I returned to modern times, the sky had begun to get dark, and Xiang Mingyan glanced at the playground and found that Wei Qian was sitting on the ground, and her face no longer had the anticipation that she had at the beginning.