Volume 1 Undercover Chapter 125 Are You Still a Virgin?
Lu Xiaoyu was very annoyed, he couldn't understand what kind of reputation this chairman was doing, so he brought him over to meet such a strange old monk, and asked him an inexplicable question.
"Lu boy, let me ask you again, do you really not know Shenshui? He is a monk like me. ”
The old monk pointed to his shiny bald head and said.
"I don't know, I don't know, how many times have I said that I don't know, and I know that you are a monk, is it necessary to be so proud?"
No matter how good the old monk's temper is, when he heard Lu Xiaoyu's impatient tone, he also wanted to give him a few slaps.
"Okay, then I'll be fine, you can go. ”
The old monk sighed, slapped his backhand, turned around and said. Lu Xiaoyu cut and was about to open the door and go out.
suddenly
Lu Xiaoyu only felt a chill in the back of his head, and an amazing gust of wind hit, and before he turned around, he saw that the old monk flew up with a kick in the air, if this kick was kicked by his boss Luo Qingyu, he had a hundred ways to deal with it, but the kick in front of him was fast and fast, and he didn't have time to think about why such an old monk would burst out, so he could only protect his face with both hands.
Boom!
Lu Xiaoyu was like a sandbag, kicked away by this kick, rolled on the ground several times, and his hands were numb from the shock, he trembled unconsciously, and his head was buzzing. Since returning to China, the intensity of training has decreased sharply, and he has not encountered a decent opponent, and this old monk seems to be very ordinary, and there is no threat at all, so he has relaxed his vigilance, and his body's reaction is a little slower than before. A carp stiffened and hurried from the ground to the station.
"Hey, old..."
As soon as the words came out, the old monk came over with a high whip leg, at this time Lu Xiaoyu had time to deal with it, he didn't retreat, he also raised his foot with a high whip leg to fight back, but he was afraid that the force of this kick was too strong and hurt the old man, so he restrained some foot strength. But his worry was obviously unnecessary, when his legs met, Lu Xiaoyu only felt that his legs were like kicking on a large alloy solid steel pipe, and a sharp pain came from his calf, this feeling was only felt when he fought against the dead ghost master before!
The old monk didn't have anything to do at all, Lu Xiaoyu, who was kicked this time, retreated again and again, and the old monk approached like a ghost, and immediately changed another foot, taking advantage of the gap, kicked Lu Xiaoyu in the face, and kicked him away again.
"Old monk, I see that you are old, let you, don't force me to do it, I will kill you. ”
Lu Xiaoyu learned well this time, covered his swollen face, got up and retreated far away, he hadn't suffered such a big loss for a long time, he panicked, and said, what kind of monster is this old guy, doesn't his leg hurt?
"I don't need you to let me, come on, you can hurt me, even if you win. ”
The old monk said with a mocking expression.
Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't bear it at this time! I don't want to understand why this old guy suddenly broke out and hurt people, but I must give him a little color, exhale and inhale quickly, and the pain in his body will be relieved immediately.
The old monk saw it in his eyes, with a smile on his face, and hooked his fingers towards him, which was very annoying. Lu Xiaoyu likes to attack, a force under his feet, people rush forward, fists are the key to defeating the enemy, Lu Xiaoyu has a victorious smile on his face, and he can already foresee that he will beat this old man all over the ground and beg for mercy, after all, the fist is afraid of being young and strong, isn't it?!
Left hook, right hook, uppercut, downpercut, Wang Baquan, Pegasus Meteor Boxing, no matter what kind of punch, just can't touch the old monk even a corner of his clothes, Lu Xiaoyu is more and more frightened, he punches down, his strength is also enough, just can't touch others, is this old man still human? It's like having eyes on the back of his head, taking the lead, and being flexible like a monkey, this is not scientific.
"Is that all you have to endure?"
The old monk was in the midst of a dense fist, not only able to deal with it freely, but also had the strength to speak and mock.
"Ah!!h
Lu Xiaoyu was stimulated by this, his fists and feet were a little messy, and gaps appeared in the dense attacks. The old monk took this opportunity and smashed a punch on Lu Xiaoyu's face, the left side of the face was just kicked once, and now the right cheek was punched, and the whole person was beaten. He realized that something was wrong, no one had ever made him so uncomfortable, at first, he could explain that he had attacked him, but now there was no excuse at all.
"Who are you?"
"It doesn't matter who I am, your kid's kung fu hasn't arrived home yet, and his ability to resist hits is good. ”
The old monk still looked smiling, with his back hand like a nobody, approaching step by step, sitting on the ground and covering his face. He can now basically confirm that this kid is the pure yang person he knows, and the way he breathes and punches is very familiar, which is why he can deal with it easily. Beautiful
"Don't come here, I can't beat you, don't fight. ”
"It's normal to fight, you're still young. By the way, are you a virgin?"
“....”
Lu Xiaoyu was speechless, what kind of person is this, one moment to ask someone to teach him to take off his pants, and another time to ask if someone is a virgin? He was speechless, but he didn't dare to say anything to scold him, his face was already swollen. The old monk approached him and grabbed his hand, which was the position where he touched the pulse, and Lu Xiaoyu couldn't break free, he took it for a while, and when Lu Xiaoyu thought that the old monk was really a pervert, he let go.
"Yes, the bottom of the body is good. But the most important thing is that you're 23 now, aren't you? Still a virgin? Aren't you ashamed?"
The words are not shocking, Lu Xiaoyu's whole person has collapsed, where is this old monk from the immortal, what does this mean? Isn't he a monk? The worst is like Juexian, and he has to do superficial work, has this old monk been stimulated by anything, and actually said such shameless words, which made him embarrassed, and was ridiculed by a monk that he was a virgin!
The chairman of the board of directors outside the door, dressed in a straight suit, actually pouted his ass and lay down on the crack of the door to peek in, especially when he saw that the old monk beat Lu Xiaoyu without any power to fight back, he was so shocked that he could stuff a goose egg into his mouth.
"Donor, what are you?"
Just as he was watching intently, suddenly a voice behind him startled him. Looking back, the King Kong-like Tianyi old monk approached and asked curiously.
“....”
No matter how calm the chairman is, it is inevitable that he will have a fever and be ashamed at this time.
"Mr. Luo, come in. ”
At this time, the old monk inside relieved him, and he seemed to know that the chairman had been hiding outside the door and eavesdropping.
"How's the result for the master?"
The old monk didn't speak, but turned back to the small wooden room, took out a pack of medicine, and said to the chairman: "You have found the right person, I won't go to see your daughter, among the medicines dispensed last time, there are still some left here, you take it back and boil it three or five times, give her to drink, if there is still black gas coming out, it is not cleared, and vice versa." ”
"Thank you, Master!"
The chairman bowed deeply, and his eyes looked at Lu Xiaoyu with a hint of meaning.
Lu Xiaoyu was confused at this time, always feeling as if he had been sold.
"Then we won't disturb Master Qingxiu!"
This is good news for the chairman, and he took the medicine and motioned to Lu Xiaoyu to go out with him. At the beginning, he chose to recruit Lu Xiaoyu into the company as a security guard, and gave Luo Qingyu as a driver, and the assistants Xiaoqing, including Nick Yang, also strongly opposed it, for fear of Lu Xiaoyu's revenge. After observing this period of time, it is superfluous to worry, it is wise to leave Lu Xiaoyu behind, and it will be beneficial and harmless!
"Lu Xiaoyu, if you have time, you can come here and sit down, don't worry, you won't suffer. ”
The old monk said to Lu Xiaoyu with a meaningful face.
"Okay!"
The chairman looked at Lu Xiaoyu with bulging eyes, and motioned for him to agree quickly, Lu Xiaoyu also nodded obediently, agreeing on the surface, but thinking in his heart: If I come to this place again, it will be your grandson, and everyone who lives here is perverted together.
"Wait a minute, Mr. Luo, don't forget the box of Feitian Moutai that promised me. ”
Lu Xiaoyu's face hurt a little, so he went out early, but before he went out, he was stopped by the old monk!
“......”
The two people who heard this almost didn't fall to the ground. Although I don't know what kind of deal they have reached, but a monk actually wants to drink wine, and he still has to drink Moutai? Is there still a reason in this world?