Boom!

There was a loud bang.

Yang Xiaoman collapsed on the spot, and Xu Mang was also extremely embarrassed.

"Believe it or not, I'll kill you, old lady?!" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said viciously: "Play games, play games, how can you drag down other people's joysticks? Drag it down, drag it down, now the screen is black!"

“...”

Xu Mang was a little helpless, he was so excited just now, the strength in his hand was not well controlled, who would have thought of pulling the joystick of the game console down, how to say it... There is a problem with the quality!

Alas...

Pretending to be X is risky, and failure is easy to become a stupid X.

The more Yang Xiaoman thought about it, the more angry he became, the more angry he wanted to beat people, he had been laying the groundwork for so long, and he bragged about himself in various ways, and he gave you such a show.

"Ahhh

"I'm going to kill you!" Yang Xiaoman grabbed Xu Mang's neck, shook wildly, and scolded: "You big idiot!"

The violent airfield did not use all its strength, only a few symbolic shakes, but Xu Mang felt uncomfortable, his stomach was churning, his face was painful, and he was accompanied by vomiting.

"You..."

"You..."

The owner of the game hall arrived, and watched his money-making machine being dragged off the joystick, and felt sad in his heart, why is this guy again? Can he still open a store properly? Why do all kinds of accidents happen when I meet him.

It used to be a claw machine, but now it's an arcade machine, are you planning to demolish the house in the future?

"We pay, we pay!" Xu Mang, who was freed, saw the black lines on his boss's face, understood that it was his fault, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, boss, I didn't mean to." ”

Right!

You didn't mean to!

You mean it!

The boss looked at Xu Mang's smiling face, he wanted to scold but couldn't scold, what else could he do if everyone had already paid for it, and he didn't hit the smiling person... This guy is probably his nemesis, right?

After losing money,

When Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were about to leave, the boss stopped the two.

"Both!"

"Can you not come in the future?" the boss begged, "I also have to support my family." ”

“...”

“...”

This Nima,

Is it necessary?

Isn't it just winning something for you and then breaking a game console?

...

At half past seven in the evening,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman walked by the river, and met many couples along the way, most of them were holding hands, and some were even more excessive, and they actually carried their girlfriends behind their backs.

"Xiao Man?"

"Huh?"

"Don't follow them. Xu Mang pointed to the girls who were lying on her boyfriend's back, and said with a serious face: "This kind of behavior is very dangerous, and if you are not careful, you will lose two lives!"

Initially

Yang Xiaoman didn't care about this matter, but after Xu Mang's reminder, her heart burned like a fire, which was called a desire.

"From a physical point of view, the action of a boy carrying a girl will destroy the limit balance of walking, and a little pothole will directly fall to death. ”

"Aside from physics, from the perspective of human body functions, a girl pressing on a boy's back will cause damage to the spine, even if it will not cause damage, but this pressure will deform it and eventually become a hunchback. ”

"In the end, we explore from the concept of morality, what kind of system does it become for men and women to give and receive kisses, and to be intimate without marriage?"

Listening to Xu Mang's chatter all the way, Yang Xiaoman didn't speak, and endured all this silently, to Yang Xiaoman, this was just Xu Mang's powerless declaration, and it didn't play a role at all.

I only need one sentence to swallow what this guy said before.

Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and said indifferently: "Carry me! right away!"

“...”

"I just said so much, you didn't listen to a word?" Xu Mang's face was full of surprise.

"What nonsense!"

"Hurry up and squat down, I can't go up. Yang Xiaoman glanced at him.

Helpless

Xu Mang picked up Yang Xiaoman on his back, and then he thought of the battery car he had been stolen.

Alas...

No news!

"Xiao Man?"

"You say... Can we still go to that game hall to play games in the future?" Xu Mang held Yang Xiaoman's ass and asked curiously, "Or... How about we open a game arcade?"

"Do you boys all have a dream of opening a game machine hall or an Internet café?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him: "As long as my friends are men, they all say that they want to open an Internet café or a game machine hall." ”

"Huh. ”

"Pretty much. Xu Mang sighed: "Although I have a computer at home, I don't have that feeling... You know what?"

"I don't know, it's still open!" Yang Xiaoman directly rejected this unreliable idea, obviously wasting money, and said silently: "Go home now." ”

...

Happy times are short-lived, for anyone, and students in the third year of high school think that even if they are painful, there is not much left because there are only two days left before the college entrance examination.

duration

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were not selected as outstanding students at the municipal level, but a boy from another school who they didn't know, no one knew who he was, but he had a lot of deeds, and these deeds could not be verified.

Later, Xu Mang learned that

Feelings: He is the son of the second generation.

On this day,

Xu Mang was lying on the table, he was almost full of knowledge at present, but every time he made a paper, he would still use the system, although the skill points paid were getting lower and lower, but the habit could not be changed.

No way...

I will, but I'm lazy!

It's the end of April,

The atmosphere of the college entrance examination is getting heavier and heavier, and the pressure on students is also increasing, so the school has added three psychological counselors to help students relieve their inner pressure, and every Saturday morning in the fourth class, all senior high school students will be called to the playground to listen to the class.

But...

Contrary to the good intentions of the school, many classroom teachers do the opposite, using strategies that turn pressure into motivation, and instilling the idea of striving forward endlessly.

Of course, breakups have been on the rise recently.

There are more than 20 cases that Xu Mang has heard, so he is often caught by Yang Xiaoman and takes so-called ideological education classes.

"Boring..."

"It's so boring. Xu Mang lay on the table, looking like a dead fish, at this time he wanted to take the college entrance examination quickly, and then have fun for two months, and then went crazy in college for four years, and directly took over the family business after graduation and became a billionaire.

Of course

This was the idea before, and now it is slightly different, but in essence they are all billionaires, that is, to be the most knowledgeable among billionaires, the most knowledgeable and the most wealthy people

Hey?

Just when Xu Mang was bored, he suddenly discovered that the problem that existed in every class was the privatization of the notes in class.

There was a scholar who wanted to borrow the notes of the top student, and then was rejected, at this time he returned to his seat in disgrace, although Xu Mang didn't know why he wanted to borrow other people's notes, but there would always be a reason for him to be cheeky and borrow other people's notes.

"Xiao Man?"

"Huh?"

"Do you have a habit of writing notes?"

"Yes!"

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously: "Then let me ask you, is it important for a student to take notes in class?"

"Nonsense!"

"Of course it's important. Yang Xiaoman glanced at him: "Take mathematics as an example, almost all of them are the analysis of some important question types, and looking at the notes from time to time can deepen the understanding of certain question types, and you can deal with similar problems in the future." ”

I see!

Xu Mang nodded: "Then why... I see a lot of people who have a lot of notes at the same time?"

Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said silently: "When I first met you, I remember that you used P20, and then you used Mate20 during the winter vacation, and now you use P30, why did you change your phone?"

"The times are advancing, technology is developing, and of course this mobile phone has to be changed. Xu Mang said.

"That's it!"

"With the gradual improvement of knowledge and the deepening of the understanding of the same topic, it is natural to revise it. Yang Xiaoman said: "What do I do with you, who sleeps all day, talking so much." ”

Oh?

Then

Xu Mang came up with a bold plan.

"Xiao Man?"

"What?"

"According to what you said before, the old notes shouldn't be useful, right?" Xu Mang asked, "Since it's useless, why do so many people regard it as a treasure?"

"This is your own, why lend it to others?" replied Yang Xiaoman.

Right!

That's it!

Xu Mang's eyes emitted a terrifying light, he wanted to study a mobile phone APP, and he wanted to change No. 1 Middle School, Ning City, Zhejiang Province... No, it's a nationwide campus environment!

No!

To change the world!

“...”

"Hello?"

"What's your situation?" Yang Xiaoman found Xu Mang's gaze, which was a gaze with huge ambitions, and asked curiously, "Are you planning to be a demon again?"

"No, no, no!"

"I want to change the whole world!" Xu Mang said indifferently.

"Idiot!"

midday

Xu Mang came to the school's library and found a few books in the corner, which were about Android software development books, of course, not professional, but a kind of popular science books, but they were all the same for Xu Mang.

[Mobile Software Development (Android) Skill Detected, Mobile Software Development (Android) Skill Unlocked]

Finish!

Xu Mang took the book and returned the key to the library, and then Xu Mang found a problem in the classroom, this skill is gray.

It doesn't work!

Oh, my God!

"The system... Why does this skill trigger, but it can't be used?"

[Lack of Corresponding Skills]

"What skill?"

【Language】

"I know Chinese and English, is it enough?"

[Please don't be funny, this is a serious question]

“...”

Later, Xu Mang found in a post on the Internet about the language needed to develop mobile phones, what C++, Java, E, PHP, etc., but most people recommend Python.

Mostly simple!

Simplicity is the last word, Xu Mang chose simplicity because he was lazy.

When I returned to the almighty school library again, I was sure to find a magazine with an article about the introduction of Python.

[Python skill detected, Python skill unlocked]

Perfect!

...

These days,

Yang Xiaoman found that Xu Mang's dark circles were very serious, which made her feel a little heartbroken.

"Huh?"

"What's wrong with you lately?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"It's changing the world. Xu Mang hit a hatch and asked silently, "What's wrong?"

"What world can you change... Can you have a good chat?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said helplessly: "Usually go to bed early! Don't play games every night, so dish... Are you worthy of your efforts?"

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, he found that Yang Xiaoman was getting more and more heartbroken, and said that he was not a black wind double evil.

"It's really changing the world!"

"I have a sharing package. Xu Mang said seriously: "For example, the shared toilet APP, a person walking on the street suddenly has a stomachache, the nearest public toilet is five kilometers away, then open the shared toilet APP, look for the nearby toilet sharing family, and then go to his house to solve the problem, of course... Paid use, rest assured that the price is civilian!"

"What shared sockets, shared refrigerators, shared TVs, shared washing machines..."Xu Mang said with a smile: "In the future, we will share oil fields, artillery, and missiles... If everything is shared, the world will be peaceful. ”

"This is a great ideal!" Xu Mang sighed: "At present, the first step of the ideal is about to be realized, and the shared note APP has been developed for more than half of the time, and it will be completed in a few days!"

Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)

......