Fan Yu: "Hehe, I didn't expect you to be a little girl and Yan Kong!"

Liu Feifei: "Cut, the pursuit of beauty is the nature of human beings, okay? Why can you men like beautiful 'women', can't we 'women' like handsome guys?"

I just like this beautiful boy, I 'lick', I 'lick', I 'lick', 'lick', 'lick'!

Lu Yifan looked at the message on the screen and realized that in fact, the 'female' god in everyone's mouth was actually just a young 'female' who was about the same age as himself.

It's just that she debuted in her childhood, which makes everyone always feel like she should be in her 20s.

In fact, Lu Yifan didn't know that Liu Feifei's unscrupulous image would only be shown in front of him, because she thought that Lu Yifan was a highly educated uncle and must be reliable.

In front of others, she still has to hold the shelf, pretending to be that cold and innocent image.

Fan said: "Okay, okay, you are beautiful, everything you say is right, okay?"

Liu Feifei: "Hehe, this is pretty much the same. Then, according to the usual practice, the uncle will write a poem to describe this beautiful boy!

If you don't do it well, you have to expose it!"

Every time she chats with Liu Feifei, she will pester herself and ask herself for photos.

But Lu Yifan just didn't give it.

Then the two agreed to let Lu Yifan compose a poem, if it was not good, he would expose it, and if it was good, Liu Feifei would take a selfie as a reward.

Damn, describe your own poems, this must be praised to death!

After thinking about it for a while, Lu Yifan snapped a poem on his mobile phone:

"Mo Shangren is like 'jade', and the son is unparalleled in the world. ”

This poem was originally written by ancient style lovers to describe Ouyang Mingyue, the beautiful son in "Snow 'Flower' and 'Female' Dragon", and later many people will also use this sentence when describing the son in ancient costumes.

"Mo Shangren is like 'jade', and the son is unparalleled in ...... world"

Liu Feifei kept muttering this line of poetry, and the image of Lu Yifan dressed in ancient costumes instantly appeared in her mind.

The beautiful boy who was as warm as 'jade' seemed to be smiling at her.

After being stunned, Liu Feifei couldn't help but nod and exclaimed: "This uncle is simply a god!"

Brushing the ends of her hair, Liu Feifei clicked at the front camera, took more than a dozen photos in a row, and then selected the most beautiful one and sent it to Lu Yifan.

Lu Yifan, who received the photo, was extremely emotional.

I am afraid that the only one who can make this line of big-name celebrities obediently post 'private' private selfies is Lao Tzu, right?

Liu Feifei: "Uncle, no, Teacher Fanyu, your wife must be very happy, right?"

Mortal words: "How do you say this?"

Lao Tzu doesn't even have a 'girlfriend' friend, where can he go to his daughter-in-law'?

Liu Feifei: "Your literary literacy is so high, and with you, I can enjoy poetry and distance every day, so I think your wife must be very happy." ”

Fan language: "Hehe, life is not poetry and distance, life is firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, and the plain is true"

Liu Feifei: "Plain is the truth...... Teacher, I really want to marry someone like you, and every day I 'chant' poems against each other and play in the garden, what kind of happiness is that!"

Lu Yifan looked at the words sent by Liu Feifei, and secretly felt funny in his heart.

Marry me?

If you want to marry me, Lao Tzu has to buy a lot of fun~underwear~ clothes, 'force' you to change your clothes every day, and then you can't even get out of the 'bed'!

Poetry and distance......

Sorry, not that realm!

Lu Yifan thought evil in his heart.

"Yifan, it's not too early to go to bed, and the game will be played again tomorrow. ”

The voice of Daddy Deer came from the living room.

Lu Yifan had no choice but to type on his mobile phone: "My dad said it's too late, let me play less games, go to bed early, and talk back." ”

Liu Feifei: "Uncle, you are here again......!

Ah, I see, does my wife want you to "pay" the public grain? Hehehehe, understand, understand, go, go!"

Lu Yifan was completely speechless.

What the hell do I look like an uncle?

How can you still not believe the truth?

Anyway, believe it or not!

......

......

The next afternoon.

Lu Yifan came to his mother's food stall and thought about helping with some work.

As soon as he arrived at the food stall, Lu Yifan was stunned by the grand scene in front of him.

I saw that the food stall of less than 100 square meters was full of people.

Mother Deer was smiling and grilling skewers there, while taking photos with people.

Not far away, he also saw some little 'girl' students

"Mom, what's going on?"

As soon as the words fell, Lu Yifan felt that he was locked by the eyes of the audience for a moment.

Especially the young girls, all staring at themselves with green eyes, like beasts that have been hungry for years, as if they were about to pounce on themselves at any moment.

"Wow! It's the most beautiful boy in 5,000 years!"

"It's so handsome! The real person is even more handsome than on the video!"

"No, no, no, I'm going to pass out...... Ernizi, help me, I can't do it, I'm going to be handsome......"

There was a burst of enthusiastic admiration, one after another.

A large group of young girls surrounded Lu Yifan.

For a while, those who were 'excited' cried, took pictures with their mobile phones, posted on Weibo, and held Lu Yifan's big 'legs' and didn't let go, so it was not lively.

"What are you doing? I ...... I don't owe you any money, I'm mom, call the police!" Lu Yifan 'wanted' to cry without tears.

Mother Lu smiled wickedly and said, "Girls, aren't you begging for 'handover'? Those who buy more than 20 skewers today can get a photo signed by my son, and if they buy more than 100 skewers, they can get a 'kiss' from my son!"

Wow!!!

The crowd erupted, and all the little girls ran to the side and waited in line.

Only Lu Yifan's forehead bruises exploded!

Am I biological?

Just to sell a skewer, you actually let your son sacrifice 'color'!

But after taking a look, the queue seems to be young and good-looking little girls......

Well, it looks like I'm biological!

"Handsome guy, tell me a joke, make me laugh, I'll buy an extra hundred skewers of 'meat'. A little girl said with a smile.

Lu Yifan looked at her with a straight face: "You just said I was handsome?"

The little girl nodded: "Yes, what's wrong?"

"I really want to slap you in the face, and talk some nonsense!"

Burst......

After finishing the day, Lu Yifan said that he didn't go to the skewer stall after being killed recently, and his mouth was bald!

He knows that people on the Internet are popular quickly, and the popularity fades quickly, as long as he doesn't go out of the 'door' for a few days, there is no news heat, and he will become the same passerby as before in a few days.

When I got home, I opened the Longkong Forum and took a look.

July Chang'an VS mortals!

I don't know who leaked the 'exposed' news, the new issue of PK has not yet started, and the entire Longkong and Penguin Literature Network forums have already started a 'fierce' discussion.

Soldiers fought with weapons, while literati writers fought with their pens.

Battles and gossip like this in the online literature circle can especially attract the attention of senior readers and authors.