Gratis?

Is it a merchant who is engaged in activities?

But the activities are basically shady, and the people who go are either relatives or friends of the merchants, and there are no passers-by.

"Xu Mang?"

"Were you drunk yesterday and haven't woken up yet?" Brother Chuan Xiao looked at Xu Mang with a strange expression: "You actually believe the ugly faces of those criminal capitalists, I used to be an active participant in promotional activities, and then I was cheated many times." ”

“”

"That's because you didn't meet me. Xu Mang said with a smile: "Anyway, I have nothing to do now, I'll tell you about my past achievements." ”

Words fall,

Xu Mang led Brother Chuan Xiao to the observatory's viewing place.

"It starts with man and the universe"

"Humanity was born"

"That Japanese restaurant was closed down by me"

"Alas, I was hospitalized by my own girlfriend. ”

Xu Mang talked for more than an hour, and finally talked about the cooking incident a few days ago, and at this time, Brother Chuan Xiao was completely autistic, he had never seen such a broken mouth, good guy didn't bring the same for more than an hour.

"Finished?" Brother Chuan Xiao said helplessly: "I said Xu Mang, you usually do research like this?"

"What's wrong?"

"Do you have any comments?" asked Xu Mang curiously.

“”

"No, it's your appearance, which subverts my three views. Brother Chuan Xiao said helplessly: "Alas, have you considered the public's assumptions about you?"

"It's boring. ”

Xu Mang smiled bitterly and said silently: "I have finished learning mathematics, physics, and astronomy, and now I am studying chemistry, and it is estimated that I will finish it in two months, and I will finish learning mathematics, physics and chemistry, and I don't know what to learn next." ”

Brother Chuan Xiao was stunned for a moment, he remembered that a graduate student mentioned it before, Xu Mang, this guy doesn't seem to be in class, right?

"Wait!"

"Aren't you not going to class?" Brother Chuan Xiao said with a shocked face, "Do you want to study by yourself?"

"Nope. ”

"I have teachers who teach me. Xu Mang opened his serious words and said: "Maybe you know the Feynman learning method, the fast learning method, and the memory learning method, but have you ever heard of the sleep learning method? Close your eyes, Einstein, Newton, Planck and other geniuses will teach people in dreams." ”

this

Looking at his serious appearance, it doesn't seem like he's joking.

Brother Chuan Xiao's face was full of confusion, even though he had a wealth of astronomical knowledge and a fairly solid foundation in mathematics and physics, but when facing Xu Mang's sleep and study, he seemed so helpless and incompetent.

patted Brother Chuan Xiao's shoulder, and Xu Mang said indifferently: "Don't say it and keep it secret for me." ”

Looking at his departing back, Brother Chuan Xiao reacted.

He was confused

Two papers have been published in Nature!

Are reviewers blind?

Five o'clock in the afternoon,

Back to my father-in-law's house,

It's still empty, and there's no one.

"It's so deserted"

"How did this Xiaoman come back to life before?" Xu Mang is a man who is not very afraid of loneliness, but he is afraid that there is no one at home, fortunately he is more wild when he is young, and his family is relatively small, and he has no concept of an empty home.

Grown up,

The family's economic conditions began to improve, and they lived directly in a big villa, and their mother also retreated behind the scenes to become a full-time wife, and she could see people every time she went home.

But

Xiao Man is empty every time he goes home, right?

Miserable!

Xu Mang sighed, opened the refrigerator and took out the vegetables he bought in the morning, made a little casually, and then ate alone while watching the live broadcast of the game.

Click,

The door opened.

Yang Jian walked in, and was stunned for a moment when he saw Xu Mang, and was not too surprised, and asked, "Where is Xiao Man?"

"At school. ”

"Oh. ”

"Spend more time with her. Yang Jian said: "Have you been doing any research recently? ”

"Hmm. ”

"There is a black hole project that I lead, in collaboration with the Modu Observatory. Xu Mang said, "Uncle, are you well?"

"Huh. ”

"Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just to scare and scare my daughter. Yang Jian said helplessly: "Her cooking is too unpalatable, but it's not good to criticize her in person, after all, she is her own daughter, so she can only pretend to be hospitalized to make her sober." ”

it!

This routine is so deep!

Xu Mang shrunk his neck, nodded cautiously and said, "Uncle's name!"

"Alright!"

"Stop flattering me. Yang Jian put down the things in his hand, glanced at the dishes on the table, and asked curiously, "You made it?"

"Hmm!"

"It's not Xiao Man's dark cuisine. Xu Mang said with a smile: "The thief is delicious, I made a little for Xiaoman in the morning." ”

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Jian's face changed greatly, and he asked solemnly, "You sent it?"

Xu Mang:( ̄△ ̄;)

Yes?

Shouldn't that be a compliment?

How is this reaction?

"Yes, yes. Xu Mang nodded and said, "Stir-fried shrimp with broccoli, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and cola chicken wings with a little rice." ”

"Forget it. ”

"Actually, it's nothing. Yang Jian sighed and said silently: "This is fate, I can't even think of a son-in-law." ”

Xu Mang's face was full of confusion, what fate is not fate, what son-in-law has escaped, the old man will not faint, right?

"Drink with me two drinks. ”

"Oh"

And then

Xu Mang finally realized what Yang Jian's two cups were.

The goblet with a big bowl mouth, just pour it full of just two cups, at least more than a catty, right?

Not to mention,

I wasn't even drunk, and my consciousness was very clear.

Oh no wonder,

Everyone is an entrepreneur, why is Xiaoman's father better than his father, and he loses half of the amount of alcohol in his feelings.

night

It came quickly.

Xu Mang was lying on Xiao Man's bed, and Xiao Man was far away at school and sent WeChat messages.

Bit by bit: Hey, tell you something.

The dream of a female creature in the universe:?

A little bit of life: In the future, you will cook vegetables for me to eat. 【(‵▽′)ψ】

The dream of a female creature in the universe: Oh

Bit by bit life: Can you type a few more words?What does it mean to reply with an 'oh'?【( ̄ヘ ̄#)】

The dream of a female creature in the universe: I had a few drinks with your dad and got drunk with him

A little bit of life: that good night【( ̄ ε ̄*)】

The dream of a female creature in the universe: good night

Turn off WeChat,

Xu Mang found a chemistry book, put it directly on his face, smelled the fragrance of the quilt, and then fell asleep

Xu Mang: Zzzz

Following

Modu Observatory.

Xu Mang came to the office with a large ball of rice and two bowls of tofu brain.

A mouthful of rice, a mouthful of salty tofu brain, a mouthful of rice, a mouthful of sweet tofu brain, Xu Mang's breakfast is very harmonious, and the reason why he bought two bowls of tofu brain is to prevent the struggle of sweet and salty.

Oops!

What about hot and sour?

Just when Xu Mang was hesitating whether to buy three bowls of tofu brain tomorrow, Ruan Wenxing, Lu Yuan, and Qi Mengyun arrived one after another, and the breakfast of the three of them was also different, including McDonald's, KFC, and pies.

"Teacher Xu?"

"The taste is so unique?" Qi Mengyun said with a smile: "It's sweet and salty, do the two gangs know that you are a double agent?"

"I'm someone from the past of the Hot and Sour gang. Xu Mang said indifferently.

After breakfast,

After a few simple jokes,

That's 10,000 pieces of data waiting for four people to process.

"Teacher Xu?"

"Is yesterday a day?" Qi Mengyun asked with a smile, "If you count it, there will only be four days left." ”

“”

"It's a bit of a lie. Xu Mang said helplessly: "It should be calculated from today, it was almost four o'clock in the afternoon when I arrived here yesterday." ”

"Okay. ”

"From now on. Qi Mengyun said: "Five days!"

Xu Mang nodded, took out his notebook, connected the data hard disk, and copied out two thousand five hundred pieces of information from it, after getting all this, he didn't rush to meet the deadline, and asked Brother Chuan Xiao to take a little green tea and make himself a pot.

"Which of you brought headphones?" asked Xu Mang.

"I brought it"

Lu Yuan handed his beats headphones to Xu Mang.

"Oops!"

"Use such a good one?" Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, the headphones he usually uses are sent.

"Garbage. ”

"Anyone under 10,000 yuan will hear a sound. Lu Yuan said with a smile.

I see

That goes up and down again

"Love Drops Magic Circle"

Xu Mang sang "Electric Shock", which he liked very much recently, and this song has been looped countless times.

“”

“”

“”

OMG!

I want to kill him!

A good song is ruined like this

Is he worthy of the original song?

Xu Mang's singing is very distinctive, the five tones are incomplete but the words are clear, and they are not in tune but they are very rhythmic.

That's it

The three were devastated for half an hour.

"Teacher Xu!"

"Teacher Xu!" Qi Mengyun couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted at Xu Mang: "Stop singing! Hurry up and work, there is not much time left for you!"

"Huh?"

"Oh" Xu Mang pressed the pause button, took off the headphones, and said silently: "Don't worry, I'll talk about it in the afternoon." ”

“？？？”

“？？？”

“？？？”

The three of them were stunned for a moment, did he give up?

alas

It's boring, it's not challenging at all.

"Teacher Xu?"

"Are you self-defeating?" Ruan Wenxing smiled bitterly: "You are so desperate." ”

"Desperate?"

"What's the benefit of working hard?" Xu Mang asked curiously, "Three big meals?"

“”

"That's right. Ruan Wenxing nodded and said, "By the way, Mr. Xu, you have superb mathematical talent." ”

"Forget it. ”

"Three meals make me desperate, my life is a little too cheap. Xu Mang said helplessly: "Why do you have to have four meals?"

"Okay!"

"Four meals is four meals. Ruan Wenxing patted his chest and said with a dashing face: "Teacher Xu, if you say it's okay, you will have four meals!"

"Oh"

"Then I'm going to put pen to paper?" Xu Mang silently picked up a black pen and said expressionlessly: "Maybe you don't know what despair is now, despair generally refers to a complete loss of confidence in something. ”

"This Calculation"

"It's not just a challenge to IQ, it's more of an art. Xu Mang took a piece of paper, slid it on the paper a few times, and said: "The paper is tilted towards the body, showing a fifteen-degree angle, which is convenient for the right hand to quickly wrap lines." ”

"Holding a pen is also knowledgeable, you can't hold the pen too hard, and the pen barrel and the paper show an angle of 65 to 70 degrees, so that Xu Mang raised his head and said with a serious face: "In order to reduce the friction between the pen tip and the paper, so as to achieve the fastest writing speed." ”

Words fall,

Xu Mang said seriously: "Let you know today that Mr. Xu is not a comedian!"

Got to work

soon

Almost dazzling,

It's so fast that it's heart-wrenching.

Xu Mang's calculation speed can no longer be described as a human being, and he is a beast at this time.

Nguyen Van Sing: Σ(°△°)_

Lv Yuan: Σ(°△°)_

Qi Mengyun: Σ(°△°)_

it!

It's over,

Accidentally drove Mr. Xu crazy!