In just 0.1 seconds!

Lu Yifan actually ran away 100,000 miles away, ate, took a bath, played games, and sucked his wife's naiko!!

He ran back and won the 100-meter dash!

Breaking an Olympic record?

This is too exaggerated, too terrifying!

Not a single person at the scene believed it.

But when they saw the clothes on Lu Yifan's body, they were shocked again!

It's true, that dress is no longer a tracksuit!

It's a Hermès limited edition casual wear!

"Oh my God! Is this still human?"

"How many things have you done in 0.1 seconds?"

"Fake!"

"Youkai!"

"Even if Sun Wukong comes, he can't do it, right?"

"No wonder Lu Yifan dares to say that!"

"Huaxia won the first gold !!"

"Mom, I'm going to cry!!"

"Long live Huaxia!! long live Lu Yifan!!"

The audience was shocked!

At this moment, the more than one billion Chinese people watching the live broadcast in China were boiling, and the salute fireworks broke through the sky as if they didn't want money!

At this moment, the media that looks down on the Chinese people around the world is like a clown, extremely funny!

At this moment, the media of the island country and the stick country were at a loss, and the live broadcast was interrupted for a while.

At this moment, Father Mi lowered his head high, and regretted that he had posted an article in advance to celebrate Bolt's victory.

After a while, Lu Yifan raised his head high and walked to the podium.

The Chinese national anthem sounded!

All the Chinese people stand up!

Lu Yifan clenched his fists and saluted!

Everyone sang the national anthem with tears in their eyes!

Arise, you who do not want to be slaves!

This lyric is so ironic at this moment.

Especially those sitting foreigners, in Lu Yifan's opinion, are just slaves.

Wait until the national anthem is played.

Lu Yifan's eyes fell on the media of the United States.

"The anchor and commentator of the United States, what is the purpose of the screenshot that your TV station showed?"

The anchor of the United States wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Soon, however, they were no longer afraid.

At this moment, Lu Yifan's identity is the Olympic champion!

His words and deeds represent China.

He certainly can't and can't do anything particularly excessive.

The anchor of Nami immediately responded arrogantly: "It's just a prediction error."

What can you do?

It's a big deal that we can retract the article and rewrite it.

This champion athlete, please respect yourself, don't be so rude to us in the Olympic Games.

Please apologize to me!"

After speaking, the anchor of the United States had a cold face, waiting for Lu Yifan to apologize.

Lu Yifan was instantly furious.

Faux pas?

Who was rude first?

It doesn't matter if you send an article in advance to celebrate Bolt's victory.

But what are you mocking Huaxia for?

Now you still say that Lao Tzu is rude, let Lao Tzu apologize?

I apologize to your uncle!!

But Lu Yifan didn't dare to come openly.

After all, now that he represents the country, if he kills people openly, then Huaxia's international image will be completely finished.

From the Treasure Pavilion, the "Obedience Talisman" was taken out.

Lu Yifan had words in his mouth, and threw a talisman at the American anchor!

I saw the obedient charm burning in the void.

Then, the Mi anchor was like an evil spirit, his eyes were dull, he looked into the distance, and he didn't move.

Lu Yifan gave him an order in his consciousness.

The anchor of the rice country immediately said into the microphone:

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry for Lu Yifan!

I'm even more sorry for the people of all China!

I am the son of the people of all China, and I kowtow to my fathers to apologize!"

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