Park the car in front of the school building, because there is really no parking space in the parking lot, it is also a helpless move to do so, of course, Xu Mang is also a little selfish, he hopes to give these simple students, appreciate the widow maker worth four million.

"Hey!"

"You did it on purpose, right?" Yang Xiaoman sat in the car, glanced at Xu Mang, who was unbuckling his seat belt, and said angrily: "If you can't find someone else to appreciate your car, just look for high school juniors, why are you so vain?"

“...”

"What are you doing?" Xu Mang said with an unhappy face, "Is there any problem?"

"Humph!"

"And what do you look like?" Yang Xiaoman said to Xu Mang.

Yang Xiaoman has always been disgusted with Xu Mang's dressing, he subverted the pursuit of beauty in his mind, the colors were randomly matched, in the summer, the upper body was lemon essence clothes, the lower body was a pair of red five-point pants, and what was even more odious was a pair of slippers throughout the summer, only when driving was changed to sandals.

"How?"

"Is there a problem with wearing a down jacket on a cold day?" Xu Mang said with a disdainful face: "The down jacket with the theme of the American team is more than a thousand yuan!"

"It's not your down jacket problem. ”

"Your shoes... Why do you wear coconuts on a cold day?" Yang Xiaoman said with a black line: "Isn't it cold?"

Xu Mang smiled: "I wore two pairs of socks, and I asked the customer service who sold socks, and wearing two pairs of socks does not affect my driving Porsche." ”

Idiot!

What a idiot!

Yang Xiaoman can't wait to strangle Xu Mang, his various behaviors are not satisfied with his IQ, in fact... In fact, this guy is the kind of man who wants demeanor rather than temperature.

Like handsome,

But it can't reach the essence of handsome, so it can only be forcibly handsome.

Get out

It's only half past one at this point.

Xu Mang and Xiao Man plan to walk around the campus and reminisce about the good times they once had.

It may be that God wants to make the memories a little richer, and suddenly two members of the student union came, and when they saw that Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman did not hang up the school card, they stopped them on the spot.

"I'm sorry, but I didn't hang the school sign. ”

"Deduct points!" The student union brother said very seriously: "You have to wear school uniforms on Monday, and you will also have points deducted if you wear civilian clothes!"

It's coming, it's coming!

That's how it feels!

Xu Mang gradually had the feeling of being in high school, the feeling of being caught by the student union wherever he went.

"You are... A freshman in the first year of high school?" asked Xu Mang curiously.

The two students nodded.

"My name is Xu Mang. ”

"This is called Yang Xiaoman. Xu Mang smiled and said, "Have you heard of the legend of the two of us?"

“？？？”

“？？？”

Xu Mang?

Yang Xiaoman?

Hearing Xu Mang's words, the two students were stunned for a moment, these two names are simply too familiar, every time the head teacher will talk about these two names, especially Xu Mang, although he has graduated for almost half a year, his legend is still circulating in No. 1 Middle School.

Saying

Could it be a lie?

Xu Mang saw the questioning expressions of the two, and shouted at the people playing basketball on the basketball court, "Do you know me?"

This voice,

Many basketball enthusiasts looked at it.

“...”

“...”

“...”

it!

Xu Mang is back?

How could he come back?

Suddenly,

Most of the people shouted at Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, and one by one, Brother Xiaoman and Sister Mang, the scene was lively.

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman gained great satisfaction.

Bidding farewell to this group of students who play basketball very well, as well as the two members of the student union, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman went to the office of the director of the teaching office, and heard from Mr. Liang Fengliang that the old class was promoted to the position of the director of education, and they had some strength.

Bang bang bang,

Please come in.

"Hey, hey!"

"Teacher Lin, long time no see!" Xu Mang pushed the door in, saw a serious Lin Yishan, and said with a smile.

"Hello Mr. Lin. Yang Xiaoman greeted.

"You're here!"

Seeing his two most proud students, Lin Yishan showed a long-lost smile, this day was the happiest day for him to smile, he was able to sit in this position, it was inseparable from the efforts of Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, if it weren't for the crazy monopoly of these two in the province last year, including the top two in the college entrance examination, I am afraid that I would not be qualified to sit here.

Pouring a glass of water for each of them, Lin Yishan asked, "Is it okay to be in Fuda?"

"Huh?"

"Teacher Lin?" Xu said shyly: "You seem to be a question sentence, use a question sentence in the face of other students, but in the face of the two of us, please use an affirmative sentence." ”

"Let's just say that. ”

"Invincible is too lonely..."Xu Mang sighed: "I can't find a matching opponent, just take mathematics as an example, Xiaoman is the champion of the World Mathematics Competition, and I am so strong that I was banned from participating in the competition, as you can imagine... To what extent. ”

Lin Yishan was so angry, he thought that Xu Mang would become Professor Xu and grow a little, but the result was even more excessive than before.

"Ahem!"

"I'm a little worried right now, what the hell are you going to do with an hour-long speech. Lin Yishan said.

"Just tell me about your own experience. Xu Mang said: "There is no problem with this, right?"

"Good!"

"Talk about your transformation process and inspire students to struggle. Lin Yishan said solemnly: "Can you talk a little more inspiring?"

Xu Mang thought for a moment and said seriously: "Okay!"

Followed by

Lin Yishan brought his two most proud students to the principal's office, the new principal of No. 1 Middle School is surnamed Chen, Principal Chen is not very old, that is, about fifty years old, but the first impression of Xu Mang is not very good.

This person... It's a bit of a vanity.

After a brief exchange, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman left the office.

"Teacher Lin?"

"It feels... This Principal Chen is a bit hypocritical. Xu Mang said: "The first impression is not good. ”

"Huh. ”

"Don't think about it. Lin Yishan said indifferently: "Don't touch these things, you still have to devote yourself to scientific research and education, this is your goal." ”

"Hmm. ”

Xu Mang thought for a moment, and said with a hippie smile: "Teacher Lin... I'm higher than all of you. ”

I...

This...

This guy is indeed more annoying than before!

afterwards

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman met with other teachers, Liang Feng, Huang Qidong, Wang Xue, Tian Ye, these are Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman's past teachers, except for the two of them, they did not meet Wu Tong, an English teacher who left to start a business.

Fortunately, Wang Xue and Wu Tong are still in contact, and Xu Mang plans to go to Mr. Wu Tong's English training institution tomorrow and visit in person.

After a burst of cold greetings,

It was almost 2:45 p.m., a quarter of an hour before the so-called speech.

Xu Mang made a short preparation.

The purpose of the trip was to leave the students with an unforgettable experience.

The students have already begun to mobilize, although they don't know what's going on, but they are full of resentment about it, sitting on the playground on this cold day, is this going crazy?

"Alas!"

"Did you hear that?" said a certain student, "Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman are back!"

"it!"

"Really?" the student asked in horror, "he... How did he come back?"

"I don't know!"

"I guess it has something to do with the cold wind blowing on the playground this time. The previous student said, "I've heard... It seems that Xu Mang is very awesome, and he has become a professor, and Professor Xu, who was hotly searched on Weibo not long ago, is Xu Mang!"

“...”

"Oh my God!" the student said, looking horrified, "what is this... Xu Mang... Subvert my concept of reading, books can be read like this, they are invincible, right?"

Suddenly,

About Professor Xu Mang's return to No. 1 Middle School, it spread among the students, among whom there are many fans of Professor Xu, most of whom are female students, of course, Yang Xiaoman does not know these situations for the time being, otherwise he will die of depression.

"Hey, hey, hey?"

"Can you hear me? Can you hear me?"

The physical education teacher, who had been ill for a long time, got up from the hospital bed and adjusted the microphone for Xu Mang, which touched all the students present.

distance starts,

There are still five minutes left.

Xu Mang took his mobile phone to read the manuscript written by Xiao Man temporarily, how to say it... Two words, very fake!

This is clearly an essay of a low-level scumbag working hard, which is simply fake, not the kind of effect I want.

"How?"

"Isn't my writing good, old lady?" Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang looking at his manuscript with disdain, and asked angrily: "Since you think it's not good, then don't read it!"

"Oops..."

"Look, look... Isn't it capricious?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "You write very well, but it is unrealistic and out of reality. ”

"Hmph!" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him: "It's just that you have a lot of." ”

In the last two minutes,

Xu Mang took a deep breath and adjusted his mental state.

meanwhile

Lin Yishan, as the director of teaching, is speaking to the students.

"Students!"

"This time, we invited an outstanding alumnus of No. 1 Middle School and the youngest professor of Fuzhou University, Professor Xu Mangxu to tell you about his experience. ”

"Professor of Theoretical Physics of the Department of Physics of Fuzhou University, Xu Mang!"

Words fall,

Xu Mang, the maker of autism, came to the stage with his trademark cheap smile and the steps of not recognizing his six relatives.

"Hello students!"

"I'm sure most of my classmates know me. Xu Mang smiled and said, "That's right... I'm the most beautiful boy in the world. ”

“...”

“...”

“...”

It's still the familiar Xu Mang,

It's still that familiar formula,

Slut!

"This time I came to No. 1 Middle School by invitation. Xu Mang said: "And it happens that there is a gap period in the research project, so I came to give you a class and talk about my life experience." ”

"The high school experience..."

"In fact, many people know that I used to be a scumbag, and I was the last in the whole school. Xu Mang smiled: "But this does not affect the fact that I am handsome at all, until one day I met the most important woman in my life, Yang Xiaoman... My current girlfriend. ”

Then

Yang Xiaoman's handsome face in the background was flushed, and she exuded happiness all over her body.

"My first thought when I saw her was... I'll go, people like her are so good, then there's no reason why I shouldn't be good. Xu Mang paused and said seriously: "Then I started to work hard, just work hard for a month, and I will be almost invincible." ”

Later, I won a few awards casually, such as the first place in the Ning City Essay Competition, the first place in the Ning City Olympiad Competition, the first place in the Zhejiang Provincial Olympiad Competition, the national champion of "The Strongest Mind" and so on. Xu Mang sighed: "Actually, I refused, but there was no way... The strength is too strong. ”

Later, I took the college entrance examination and took the test casually, and when I filled in the volunteers, because Xiaoman was from Modu, he wanted to complete his studies at Fuda University. Xu Mang continued: "At that time, I didn't think about resuming the university, and I didn't write the next few volunteers. ”

"The results are down... Second in the province. Xu Mang shook his head and said helplessly: "I was forced to go to Fuda to study like this... In fact, this period of my life is quite ordinary. ”

it!

What is the ordinaryness of God?

This is clearly the same life as the hanging, is it good?

And then

Xu Mang suddenly spoke: "Uh... I still have a lot of time, so I'll talk about the experience of the past six months at Fu University, which is as ordinary as high school. ”

In the background,

Lin Yishan and Principal Chen glanced at each other, and each saw the horror in each other's eyes.

Finished!

This scene is going to get out of hand!

......