It's not once or twice to be looked down upon, Xu Moqiu has long been accustomed to it, and it is rare to meet a decent opponent, the blood all over his body seems to be restless, and he pursed his lips: "I don't embarrass you, if you can catch my move, I will give you 100,000 without saying a word!"

The dog's eyes suddenly lit up: "Are you serious?"

Xu Moqiu asked with a smile: "You are so smart, can I have deceived you?"

Ha!?

I can't see that the eyes of this little white face are quite vicious!

In the past, people in the village said that they were melons, but in fact, they didn't melons at all, and most of the time they were witty!

I vaguely remember that when I was in kindergarten, I even won the third place in the third group of the third class of the third class of the ninth school! Although there were only three people in my group, I had an IQ of 255, and the word smart was completely tailor-made for myself.

The reason why he didn't claim to be a genius was because he had always kept a low profile.

"Although I don't know where you got your confidence, I can tell you, today's money, Brother Gouzi has received it!"

"Your self-confidence is really inflated to the extreme! Eat!" said that he would fight, without the slightest hesitation, Xu Moqiu clenched his right fist, stepped forward, and roared angrily, his fist with the momentum of wind and thunder, like a meteorite crashing into the earth, attacking the dog.

The speed and strength are far beyond the limits of the human body, and the faces of the dogs who have participated in the life-and-death fight have become solemn.

The little white face in front of him didn't seem to be as weak as it seemed on the surface.

But he's not easy to mess with either.

"Phew!"

It was too late, it was too fast, the dog's right leg was lightly touched, and a beautiful toad spread its wings, took a small step back, and then steadied the horse's step, hesitated for a moment, twitched his right shoulder, and clenched his right fist to meet it.

A real man never flinchs!

However, the expected fists collided, and the scene where the little white face on the opposite side was punched away by himself did not appear.

There was a muffled sound, followed by a sharp pain in the crotch, and when the dog looked down, there was an unfamiliar foot in his crotch, and the owner of this foot was the little white face!

"Whew!" the dog was hit hard, and let out a terrible howl from his mouth, like a boiled prawn crouching down on his crotch. The green tendons on his forehead burst out, like centipedes, extremely hideous, shaking all over his body, obviously not lightly injured.

He never imagined that this little white face in front of him would actually deceive! The movements in his hands were completely false tricks, just to attract his own attention, and then he took the opportunity to make a plot! Slut, he looked like a dog but was vicious and vicious! At this moment, he was a little envious of Dongfang's undefeated, not to mention anything else, at least he would not be put down by this trick.

"Look, I'll just say you're no match for me. Xu Moqiu shrugged his shoulders, glanced at the old man beside Mu Wanjing who was a little inconvenient, and squatted down, "Come on, grandma, I'll carry you away!"

"This ...... How does this work?"

"It's okay, go so fast!"

Master Xu pointed to the trio lying on the ground wailing: "Then what should they do?"

"Believing in their IQ, dialing 120 is not a difficult thing for them. ”

The old lady lay on Xu Moqiu's back and said with a smile: "Then thank you, young man! It is her blessing that our Xiaojing can find a boyfriend like you! But you are still young, and I know that it is inevitable that there will be needs sometimes, but you must pay attention to safety......"

Classmate Mu's face turned red suddenly: "Ah, grandma, what are you talking about......?

"What age is it now, and I'm sorry? Grandma is not old and stubborn, and she won't interfere with you, but you remember, you must pay attention to safety, you see the daughter of the big cow next door, she was pregnant at the age of fifteen! Daddy hasn't been found yet!"

Xu Moqiu couldn't cry or laugh, and hurriedly explained: "Grandma, you really misunderstood, we really don't have that kind of relationship! I am her homeroom teacher! Classmate Mu is my student." ”

"Really, you're a teacher?" the old lady clearly didn't believe it.

Xu Moqiu swore and said, "Of course it's true! You can go to the school and ask about it." ”

"Hey...... That's a pity!" The old lady looked disappointed, paused and said, "How old is the teacher?"

"I'm 28 years old. Xu Moqiu sighed, his tone full of vicissitudes.

"Oh, it's only 28! Our Xiaojing is 17 years old this year, and the gap is not very big, only 11 years old, in fact, you are quite a good match......"

"Grandma, what are you talking about? I'm ignoring you......

Walking out of the shantytown, he happened to encounter a taxi passing by, Xu Moqiu asked Mu Wanjing and the old man to get into a taxi, and he and Xu Shishi rode on a bicycle.

On the way, Master Xu looked at Xu Moqiu: "Teacher, let me ask you a very serious question!"

"Watch the road!"

"I heard that you and Qin Meiren have that kind of relationship, is this true?"

"What kind of relationship?"

"It's a couple!"

"Who did you listen to?"

"Others. ”

"Who else? It's okay to listen to these rumors!"

The girl obviously didn't believe it: "Is it really a rumor?"

"Of course! The relationship between me and Teacher Qin is innocent, and the relationship is so pure! I don't know which hairs that kill a thousand knives are chewing their tongues behind their backs! Xiao Xu, why are you suddenly asking the teacher this question?"

"I didn't ...... Let's go, Jingjing should be in a hurry. ”

Looking at the girl who was far away, Xu Moqiu shook his head: It is said that girls should not guess their minds, especially adolescent girls......

Mu's new home is not too far from the school, even if it is only about ten minutes away, the landlord is a middle-aged woman with a fat head and big ears who looks very similar to a leper dog, and when she saw Xu Moqiu, she immediately frowned, and stopped at the door and refused to let him in.

"Classmate, we said at the beginning, you live alone, I rented it to you so cheaply, now you have a grandmother, filial piety is a good thing, I can not care! But you bring a man in to mess around, this is a bit excessive, right? Listen to my sister's advice, you are still young, don't be deceived by this kind of little white face rhetoric! This hair, at first glance, is not a good person!"

"Auntie, you misunderstood......"

Hearing this, the woman suddenly exploded, jumped up, poked Xu Moqiu's chest with her fingers and shouted: "Who do you call Auntie? Who do you call you? Hmm? I suggest that you donate the corners of your eyes and membranes to people in need, he, tui!

Because I was so excited, the fat on my face kept shaking, and the foundation fell like lime.

Damn! Lao Tzu called you Auntie, why don't you want Bilian? Xu Moqiu was speechless.

Mu Wanjing hurriedly pulled the wrist of the and explained, "That, beautiful sister...... It's not what you think, he's my teacher and came here to help me move. ”

"He, just him, teacher, little girl, are you cosplaying? I have to tell you about this! Where does this hair look like a teacher all over his body? You say he's a duck...... Oh no, this kid looks like a silver-like wax spear head, and it doesn't work!"

Xu Moqiu learned to be obedient this time, and showed a charming smile to the woman: "...... Beautiful sister ......"

However, the still didn't give face: "Who do you call? Who is your sister? I have lived so much, and it is the first time I have seen someone like you who does not want Bilian!"

"Well, I'm a teacher! Because he was on duty, the teacher's card had been in his pocket, Xu Moqiu quickly took it out and handed it to the woman, lest this convincing power was not enough, and took out his ID card.

"Really?" The woman took the sign and looked at N+1 over and over again, muttering to herself, "Shouldn't you have obtained a fake certificate under the overpass?"

"Big ...... Sister Beauty, you can remember my name and number and go to the school to check, if I lie to you, my ancestors will be dug up and whipped!" Xu Moqiu swore authentically.

"Hmm......" Seeing his serious look, the fierce woman suddenly believed seven or eight points in her heart, and finally let go of a crack after a moment's hesitation, "I can remember your appearance! I tell you, if you dare to mess around......"

Xu Moqiu patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry! You can rest assured that I am a teacher and have good conduct, and I belong to the top ten young people who are difficult to find with lanterns in the entire Yuejiang River!"

"Hmph, I didn't see anything else, but it's true that I don't have a face. Okay, believe you, remember to pay the rent at the beginning of each month! Also, the furniture and electrical appliances must not be damaged, otherwise they will be compensated according to the price. ”

"Beautiful sister go slowly!"

Sent the landlord away, the next thing is to arrange the room, because there are fewer things, there is nothing to decorate at all, the room is empty, tossing down, looking at the time, it is almost a little and a half.

Several people's stomachs screamed in unison.

The refrigerator was empty, Xu Moqiu touched his stomach and suggested, "It's all here, why don't we order takeout?"

"No! On the first day, you must cook and eat at home! Teacher, I bought noodles, or I can make do with a meal, and when I get paid, I'll treat you to another meal!"

Xu Moqiu was not picky, and nodded: "Okay, remember to cook more! ”

"Teacher, how much do you eat?"

Xu Moqiu thought about it and said uncertainly: "I...... Let's cook eight taels!"

Mu Wanjing thought that something was wrong with her ears, and asked again: "Teacher, are you sure you are not joking?"

"Hmm...... Then cook a pound. Enough should be enough!hmm...... It's really not enough to add it later. ”

A pound of noodles? Okay! I can't kill you!

A whole pound and a half of noodles, the water was a little less, and it slowly became paste, full of a big pot like a pot of pig food, Mu Wanjing was very sad in her heart, and said to Xu Moqiu hard: "Teacher, I seem to have cooked the noodles badly......

Xu Moqiu didn't care so much, and began to fiddle with the TV and air conditioner in the living room, and replied casually: "Oh, it's okay, just eat it!"

It turns out that Xu Moqiu is really not a picky eater, a large pot of noodles, not even oil, the two girls and classmate Mu's grandmother only consumed less than one-fifth, and the rest all went into his stomach.

Even the soup in the bowl was licked clean by his tongue.

This amount of food really stunned a few people.

Master Xu covered his mouth and snickered: "The basin that the teacher has eaten is so clean, there is no need to wash it." ”

Xu Moqiu touched his round belly: "Hehe! That's artificially sterilized." ”

After the meal, the two girls were cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, Xu Moqiu leaned against the door frame like an underwear model, looked at the two hard-working children, his eyes were full of smiles, and quipped: "If anyone can marry the two of you in the future, I am afraid that the ancestors will not accumulate eight lifetimes of virtue......"

The two girls blushed and stomped their feet at the same time: "Teacher!"

"Haha, don't talk about it! Don't talk about it! Classmate Mu, I transferred 5,000 yuan to you, you can buy some daily necessities by yourself, if the money is not enough, tell me, teacher, I don't have anything else, it's not bad for money!"

Even Xu Moqiu himself felt ashamed of this, and his money seemed to be funded by others...... And almost all of them are women.