Chapter 383: Everyone Eats Instant Noodles
The scolding of the head and face made Sophie directly stunned.
When I looked up, this aunt should be less than 40 years old, with a shrew-like face, spitting when she spoke, and her eyes were the same as Zhang Fei's.
Sophie raised her head in fright and said weakly, "That...... It doesn't seem to be a rule that says instant noodles are not allowed on the high-speed train, right?"
"Why isn't there a rule?
Who said there are no rules!
You shameless little girl, who have you ever seen eating instant noodles on the high-speed train?
Why are you so immoral?
How old is the little girl, there is no tutor at all, there are things that are born by a mother and not raised by a mother......"
This toot toot, give Sophie a call.
Sophie's face turned red.
This gave Sophie a grievance, and tears rolled in her eyes.
Someone next to him couldn't stand it anymore, and said angrily: "It's just to eat instant noodles, and some people still sell instant noodles on the high-speed rail, why can't they eat it?"
Do you insult people like that?"
However, as soon as he finished speaking, a tattooed man of more than one meter and eight meters sitting next to the woman immediately stood up and scolded: "Who is the special one?"
When the man saw it, he wilted.
The people in the carriage watched this shrew insulting Sophie for more than ten minutes!
The passing flight attendants just came over to say something innocuous and innocuous to say.
In the end, Sophie could only admit and apologize, and poured out a bowl of instant noodles that she had only eaten two bites on a hungry stomach, and the shrew sat down with a curse.
Lu Yifan turned his head slightly at the corner of his mouth, and nodded Sophie's fragrant shoulder with his hand.
"What are you doing?!Don't bother me!" Sophie glared at Lu Yifan with red eyes.
"Hehe, it's okay, I'm a little hungry, I see that you still have two boxes of instant noodles in your backpack, you won't eat them anyway, do you want to give them to me?" Lu Yifan smiled.
"Take it!! don't bother me!!"
After saying that, Sophie lay down on the table and buried her head in her shoulders and stopped talking.
Lu Yifan whistled easily, soaked a bowl of instant noodles, and went to the dining car to deliberately ask for two lumps of garlic.
As soon as I got back to the carriage, I sat down.
Suck and suck!
The sound of sucking noodles is called a big one!
In addition, the smell of garlic is so strong that everyone in the carriage can smell it.
The shrew immediately ran over again in displeasure and yelled at Lu Yifan, "Hey, what's the matter with you?
I didn't see ...... just now."
The shrew turned on the scaring mode again, and this dirty word was sprayed!
However, Lu Yifan just didn't care about continuing to suck bubble noodles, biting two mouthfuls of garlic from time to time, and puffing on this shrew's face when he was done.
The shrew's face turned green with anger, and she pinched her waist and scolded, "You can try it after another bite!"
"Oh, you reminded me, the noodles are gone. ”
After that, Lu Yifan actually soaked another bowl of noodles in front of the shrew!
This time, Lu Yifan held his face, stood in front of the shrew, and sucked hard, and asked from time to time: "Does it smell good?"
Sophie couldn't have been happier.
It's so relieving, there is wood!
It is true that the wicked have their own wicked grinding!
Although this rascal is sexual, he has a way of dealing with this kind of shrew.
The shrewd husband stood up and waved his fist at Lu Yifan and was about to hit him.
But seeing Lu Yifan's next move, the eyes of this thing were so frightened.
I saw Lu Yifan's fingers, as if he was poking a plastic sheet, and easily poked a hole in the super-thick glass of the high-speed rail!
Then he took out something from his pocket and wiped it on the glass, and the hole was easily sealed.
Oh my God!
That's super thick tempered glass, and bullets can stop it!
It was punctured by a finger!
Are you still human?
Don't let people pretend to be forced well?
Can we have a good time?
Retracting his finger, Lu Yifan smiled at the strong man and said, "What's the matter, do you want to eat instant noodles?"
The strong man secretly compared his chest with the window glass.
Seem......
None of his own bones are half as hard as car windows......
His heart jumped violently, and his whole body was sweating.
His fierce and vicious appearance was long gone, and he put on a dry and flattering smile and said, "I...... I'm just going to get up and make some noodles......"
"Don't bother, I'll give you this bowl to eat. Lu Yifan pushed the instant noodles in his hand to the strong man and said with a playful smile.
The strong man glanced at his wife, who was staring at him next to him, and said with a wry smile: "You're welcome, right?"
"Who is polite to you? Eat it all for Lao Tzu in front of your wife!
There can't be a drop of soup left!" Lu Yifan said angrily.
"If you dare to eat this bowl of noodles, we'll divorce!!" the shrew cried hysterically.
Lu Yifan looked at it, your husband can't cure you, right?
At that time, he stood up, waved his mobile phone and said, "Everyone present, who has instant noodles, take it out and soak it and eat it!"
Eat a bowl and come to me to receive a thousand red envelopes!
Tong Suo is not a deception!!"
The shrew was shocked and angry: "You dare to !!"
Everyone in the carriage looked at each other, but no one moved at first.
However, someone wanted to try it, soaked a bowl, and went to Lu Yifan to suck it twice.
Lu Yifan directly scanned the code on WeChat and transferred 1,000 yuan at that time!
"It's true!! he really gave the money!!" the man immediately shouted excitedly.
In the face of money, who else is afraid of you as a shrew?
So everyone, those who have instant noodles take instant noodles, those who don't have instant noodles go to the dining car to buy instant noodles, and it doesn't take long for all the people in the carriage to suck up instant noodles.
No matter how this shrew shouts or screams, there is a steady stream of people coming to receive money to eat instant noodles.
Finally the shrew cried out in despair, but no one took pity on her.
At first, many people thought that eating instant noodles in the carriage was unqualified, and she had her own reasons for making trouble.
But now that those people have also eaten instant noodles, they are naturally on Lu Yifan's side.
"Count you ruthless, the old lady is !! leaving" The shrew glared at Lu Yifan angrily, picked up her luggage and left.
It's a pity that the road is one foot high, and the magic is one foot high.
No matter which carriage the shrew walked to, she saw a steady stream of people bringing out instant noodles!
I found out after asking.
These people all heard that someone gave money to eat instant noodles, and everyone ran to get money to eat instant noodles.
The whole high-speed train is bubbling with the smell of fragrant instant noodles.
This shrew is obedient and obedient, and when she sees someone eating instant noodles, she doesn't dare to squeak.
After returning to his seat, Lu Yifan ignored Sophie and lay down to sleep.
Sophie held back for a long time, and then reluctantly said, "That...... Thank you......"
"Isn't it common sense etiquette to bend over and show your chest when you thank you?
"You!
Sophie turned her head angrily again.
But thinking about Lu Yifan helping herself just now, she asked again: "Hey, stinky rascal, what's your name?"
(End of chapter)