Looking at the small plastic bag, I decided to do a paternity test, handed the small plastic bag to Ah Fu, took out the white plastic bag and pulled it out, Ah Fu was dragged out by me, the paternity test is over, this is the biological child of the yin and yang child and mother plastic bag, someone always asked us what to do with the broken plastic bag, do you have a cub?

Now I want to stand up and tell him in a dignified manner, yes, Lao Tzu is to keep the cubs, looking at the self-breeding of pure natural pollution-free wild plastic bags, I seem to see in tomorrow's news headlines, star entrepreneur, Asian plastic bag king Wu Liaoji successfully ranked among the top 100 of the Forbus list, he started from scratch with small profits and quick turnover, and achieved the legend of the manufacturing industry, bringing a new change to the production of plastic bags, and the production of plastic bags has been environmentally friendly and pollution-free......

Of course, I'll just think about YY, after all, I'm afraid at their reproduction speed...... , but I still have to carry this white plastic bag with me, I always feel that it may play an unexpected role, so I handed over the black plastic bag father and son (of course, it may also be mother and daughter, I haven't figured out their gender) to the big one and Ah Fu respectively.

Then I went to the airport with my wife and the otherworldly travel group, and got on the special plane of the rich family, on which I tried to keep my composure, so that I didn't look like I hadn't seen the dirt buns on the market, but there was something to say about the market...... I haven't seen it before.

The otherworldly tour group was not as noisy as I imagined, I thought they would be amazed at the wisdom of the great people of the earth when they got on the plane, but Ah Fu felt that it was not as fast as the dragon he was riding at that time, and the big one just kept asking if there was anything to eat, Tang Er picked up a book of firearms and read it very seriously, Sister Bei hugged the second pot head to sleep, and my wife was quite excited.

Within a few hours, we arrived at the destination, Li Ling personally picked up the plane, when he saw Sister Pei, I found that his eyes suddenly lit up, but I was not worried, after all, who knows what Sister Pei will do, Li Ling warmly received us, especially the two ladies, asked us whether we like to eat Chinese food or Western food, I: "I think Northeast cuisine is the best, because the dish is large." ”

Li Ling smiled and led us to a place called Bauhinia Club, the environment is quiet and pleasant, as if it is a paradise, natural and tranquil, everywhere the bamboo forest is shaded, the clear waves ripple, the bamboo forest path is built by the water, there are several villa-like courtyards, we came to one of the small villas, Li Ling said: "The main Cantonese cuisine here is Chaoshan cuisine, you see what you want." Me: "What a large amount of food." "I'm talking from my heart, I think he just hasn't seen the big man eat with Ah Fu, otherwise he would definitely take us to the Northeast restaurant.

Li Ling ordered more than a dozen dishes, and I walked up to him and said, "Listen to my brother's advice, let's prepare more than 10 pots of rice first, this dish is not enough to eat." Li Ling smiled and still thought that I was joking, so he turned his head and asked Sister Bei: "Doesn't this beauty want to eat?"

Sister Bei picked her nose: "The food doesn't matter, it's a good wine." "Li Ling told the waiter to bring 5 bottles of royal salute, and then 2 bottles of 82-year-old Lafite, appeared!

The legendary 82-year-old Lafite, a classic thing for the rich to show their wealth, but I am strange, the quality of the grapes of the 82-year-old Château Lafite is very good, so the wine of that year is widely praised in the wine industry, but I am curious, the production of Lafite in 82 is only that, how these rich people have not drunk it for so many years.

When the wine came up, Li Ling used a decanter to wake up the red wine, and was just about to pour Sister Bei's goblet, Sister Bei grabbed it and began to pour it violently, and said after drinking: "This is not very strong, the whole two bottles of Mongolian King, this thing is small." ”

I could only smile awkwardly at this, Li Ling was dumbfounded, covered his face and called the waiter: "I know that you don't have a Mongolian king, give you 10,000 yuan, and find a way to fix it for me." When the dishes came up, the big one and Ah Fu began to turn into eating machines, Li Ling felt very uncomfortable, but he still ordered more than 10 dishes,

The waiter came over again and said: "The boss admires Li Shao's friend's alcohol very much, and specially gave Li Shao's cherished Moutai." ”

Sister Bei took the Moutai and smelled it, and tasted it again: "Well, this wine is okay." "I also dipped a little bit of Sister Bei's light, tasted these high-end wines, and thought it was really delicious, but I couldn't tell which one was good, maybe the money was there, and the psychological effect, he felt different. After eating, Li Ling had already collapsed, and began to break the jar, so he pulled me: "Let's have a few bottles of Erguotou, and then order some peanuts, let's order them on the whole." ”

To be honest, I have begun to like this kid a little, provided that he doesn't look at my daughter-in-law, this is the most thoughtful Tang Erli, quite ancient, thanks to the blessing of Master Li, our couple is finally full, after eating and settling the bill, I asked Li Ling: "This meal is expensive." Li Ling said something consistent with his identity: "It's okay, it's all a little money." ”

I hope this meal will make him understand a truth - some people really eat simply to eat, and some people drink really to drink alcohol.

Then Li Ling took us to visit Shenzhen, said that he would take us to a banquet in the evening, hoping that we would dress decently, and led us to buy a dress, but the big one has a special figure, and the dress needs to be customized, so Li Ling asked him for a bodyguard of more than 2 meters to wear clothes, and the big one tried it and could barely wear it.

At the banquet in the evening, I saw that the decoration was extremely luxurious, and there were rich people at home and abroad, beautiful women in gorgeous dresses and men in suits and leather shoes, expensive wine, food, beautiful women, handsome men, everything complemented each other like that, is this a banquet for the upper class? Yao, who was born as a model, had absolutely nothing to say when she wore an evening dress, holding her. I feel like I have a lot of face, Ah Fu feels like a talent when he puts on a suit, and the big one is also dignified, Tang Er is handsome when he puts on a suit, he has been a little embarrassed by the young and rich single girl and the richer married young woman, he came over to me and asked, "Is there any way to refuse them euphemistically?"

I thought for a while: "If someone comes up to you and flirts with you, you can tell her, "I have AIDS!", believe me that I am not a man or a woman, it is absolutely good!"

Although Tang Er didn't know what AIDS was, he still did it, and sure enough, the effect was outstanding, and Tang Er could enjoy his tranquility again.

As for Sister Bei in a dress, she has that aura and that fan's appearance, and she feels that she is definitely a foreign female star on the red carpet, but she only has wine in her eyes, picks up the wine glass in the waiter's hand, and drinks it one by one with a small dessert.

Ah Fu and the big man naturally only have those expensive buffets in their eyes, they are particularly eye-catching in the whole venue, Li Ling saw us and came over, and introduced us to this banquet, this banquet was hosted by him, but when we talked and laughed, we cleverly avoided Ah Fu and drank big ones, pretending not to know them.

There is also a stage in the middle of the banquet, there is an orchestra playing music there, it can be said that excluding Ah Fu and the big one, the whole banquet is still very atmospheric, Li Ling saw Sister Bei drinking there, and walked over slowly, I guess he wanted to invite Sister Bei to dance, but there was a blonde and blue-eyed foreign beauty who took the lead, and his handsomeness was no less than Tang Er, he kissed Sister Bei's hand and asked, "Beautiful lady!may I have the ho."

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Sister Bei's face was full of confusion, and she came over to me and asked: "What does he mean by bird language?", I: "It means to ask if I can soak you?", Sister Bei said: "It's okay to look good, you tell him, let him take off his pants, and I'll see how it is." ”

I told him directly in Chinese, "She said she ...... Think about it. Unexpectedly, this foreigner also understood the use of blunt Chinese: "I will definitely impress her!" Then he suddenly walked on the stage, stopped the music, and said to the audience with a microphone that he was going to perform a magic trick to a beautiful lady.

Then the lights began to gather on him, and the people in the audience sat down to watch him perform, Sister Bei also found a chair next to us and sat down, dragged high heels, put a Qianqian jade foot on another chair, and held a red wine bottle in her hand, and drank it with a cloak of hair, and the corners of her mouth were full of cake residues, and there was no image.

I asked Li Ling: "Who is this foreigner, it seems that I look at it to give him face, he said that he will watch him perform, Li Ling said that this foreigner is very powerful, he is the largest real estate developer in the United Kingdom, and he is also a famous financial giant, and he is really awesome."

Then the foreigner took out the napkin from his dress, and then covered one of his hands, and then the other hand took out a rose from under the napkin with an exaggerated expression and rich body movements, and then he took out another one, and then the roses came out from under his napkin as if they were endless, and finally he made hundreds of them, and then bowed to everyone in the audience, and the audience burst into applause.

The foreigner picked up a large handful of roses, walked to Sister Bei and gave the roses to Sister Bei, tried to use standard Chinese, and asked affectionately again: "Can I have the honor to invite you to a dance?" This is how a normal woman is also a romantic girl's heart, even if she is reluctant, it will be difficult to refuse because of the atmosphere of the scene, but Sister Bei is also a person, she said directly: "He can't do this, it's too vegetable, Xiao Wu, you give the whole powerful point." Then she kicked me up.

The eyes of the audience were instantly focused on me and Sister Bei, I was sweating profusely in an instant, Sister Bei hurt me! I was originally going to shirk the past, call a haha everyone, just take it as a joke, but seeing the foreigner sneering there, looking at me with a look full of disdain and a little jealousy, who do you look down on, then I will let him know today what is the gap that cannot be surpassed.

I walked on the stage with my head held high, like a rooster ready to fight, facing the audience, I took out a white plastic bag from my clothes, shook the plastic bag so that everyone could see that there was nothing in it, and then it was the moment to witness the miracle, I pulled the big one 2.2 meters tall and more than 1 meter wide out of the plastic bag and stood on the stage, the big man who was dragged out was still chewing lobster in his mouth, and he was still holding a roast chicken in his hand, and when the performance ended, I bowed to the audience, and then got off the stage.

Sister Bei: "This is interesting!" was the first to applaud, and then the audience finally reacted and gave me warm applause.

Back in my seat, I leaned back tactically, pointed my nostrils at the foreigner, and then looked at the foreigner, whose face was like a chameleon, sometimes red, sometimes white, sometimes yellow and sometimes green. Eventually, the magic ended, and the orchestra continued to play beautiful music on stage, with a couple of men and women dancing ballroom dancing together, and I entered their ranks with my wife in my arms. As for Sister Bei still drinking there, those who invited her to dance were refused.

After the dance, I found that there was one person missing-Ah Fu was gone, I asked the big one, "Do you see Ah Fu?", the big one said: "Just now he saw a man with a black baseball cap, a black tracksuit, and a black mask, the veritable man in black looked at me, and left here with a very fast body, Ah Fu immediately put down his food and went after him." ”

Could it be that the vendor selling stinky tofu broke in with his excellent martial arts skills? "Then why didn't you chase Ah Fu with him? What if he gets lost?"

The demon king said very seriously: "Because I can't catch up at all!" This heart was horrified, what kind of person even said that he couldn't catch up, I said hello to Li Ling, saying that Ah Fu drank too much, and was helped away by the little girl just now, I went to find him, Li Ling just gave me a smile that I know how to smile.

I was about to go out with the big one, but one person grabbed my shoulder, this person was Tang Er, and he whispered, "Help me! "When I saw that there was a beautiful woman staring at Tang Er and walking straight to this side, I said: Didn't you tell her that you have AIDS?"

Tang Er said, "It's done!"

"And how did she react?!"

"She said, it's okay, I have it too. ”