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"Sister Nanlian, I don't think 'she' will appear for a while, let's listen to what that stinky boy is muttering about us behind his back. Guan Nuo clicked on the car control stereo, and after two noises, Wang Yan's voice came from the car stereo, "Uncle Cao, it turns out that you took me to the hospital yesterday? Thank you so much." ”

"Xiaonuo, you installed a bugging device on him?" Nan Lian's face turned slightly cold.

"Sister Nanlian, that stinky boy suddenly appeared to harass us, and I have reason to suspect that he is 'her' in the same party. Guan Nuo said solemnly, "You don't often educate me, the enemy is very cunning and cruel. Be bold and careful, and not let go of any clues?"

"I think you've been taught a lesson and are unwilling to take revenge. Nanlian glared at her coldly through her sunglasses.

"I'm not retaliating, I'm trying to expose his sanctimonious true colors. Guan Nuo clasped his hands and snorted coldly, "I was wrong before, and he scolded me for admitting it." But I don't believe that this stinky boy is a good person, don't peel off his hypocritical skin, I'm sorry for the name of Miss Ben's 'Yansha' in 'Cold and Glamorous'. ”

"I say, I refuse this tasteless nickname!" Nan Lian's mouth twitched slightly.

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"Xiaoyan, in fact, the uncle admires you a lot, and you dare to help the old lady who fell so without hesitation. Cao Dacang held half a cigarette in his mouth, shook his fan and said with emotion, "This sense of justice, this kind of man's blood." Compared to my uncle, when I was young, it was not much better. ”

"Uncle Cao, you're joking, I'm just not long after graduating from college, and my childishness hasn't faded. Wang Yan also lit a cigarette, and after breaking up with his first girlfriend, he became a smoker.

"Xiaoyan, uncle feels quite a match at a glance, everyone is a person who likes to pick up girls. Cao Dacang touched the vicissitudes of his chin, and said hoarsely and emotionally, "Fate, this is fate." ”

Wang Yan's face turned dark, and he almost choked on cigarettes, what is this called? Uncle, where did you see that my brother likes to pick up girls? I only talked about one girlfriend in my life, and I broke up for three months, and I never thought about going to pick up girls.

"Pretend, what is there to pretend in front of the uncle? Ordinary people are a little stunned when they see that luxury car. Cao Cannon hooked his shoulders and squeezed his eyes in understanding, "And when you see those two women driving sports cars." Only 0.5 seconds later, he resolutely took action. This boldness, courage, and determination is not something that ordinary pickle girls can do. ”

"Uncle Cao, you misunderstood. Wang Yan explained with a smile, "They are the ones who almost knocked Mrs. Zhang down yesterday, and I went to count them." I hope they will be careful when driving in the future, if something happens, it will not be good for either the victim or the perpetrator. ”

"Hehe, pretend, pretend to be in front of your uncle. Cao Cannon touched the stubble on his chin, patted him on the shoulder incomprehensibly and said, "I glanced at it from a distance just now, and those two girls are superb." Rich, young, beautiful, and temperamental. For women of this level, the people who usually chase them must be a few streets away, what kind of suitor has not seen it? How can you be tempted by listening to two flattering words? You are very clever in playing this trick, which is called doing the opposite. ”

"Uncle, I really didn't mean that. Wang Yan shook his head self-deprecatingly, "As for a poor boy like me who can't even support himself, what qualifications do I have to go to the bubble." No, bah, go after someone?"

"That's why Uncle said you're smart. Cao Dacang looked like a peerless love field master who saw the hearts of the people in the world, and dismantled and analyzed it vividly, "Girls of their level, their ears are calloused when they hear good words, soft words, and admiring words." They have long built a high psychological defense line for suitors. Scold her, humiliate her, the more fierce and cruel the better. First, it invisibly lifted their defense, and second, suppressed their superiority mentality. Thirdly, you have left them with an incomparably deep, fresh and exciting impression. Fourth, they will hate you, worry about you, and even want to retaliate against you, so that the two sides will have further contact. Fifth, your righteousness and strictness will plant a seed in their psychology, this young man is essentially a good person, leaving a big reason for the final counterattack!

"Uncle, I'm convinced!" That set of theories made Wang Yan stunned, and he couldn't explain it if he wanted to, it was simply a five-body throw. He simply went up and scolded people, and he was able to analyze such a big truth, Niu, really a cow! This uncle is really a worldly master who is hidden in the city.

"Just take it, with your skills, if you want to pretend garlic in front of your uncle, it's still a little bit short. Haha~" Cao Dacang looked proud, patted him lightly on the shoulder and said, "But you are still young, sharpen and sharpen yourself, and one day you will reach the supreme realm of pickled girls like uncle." ”

"Well, uncle. What is the supreme realm of pickled girls?" Although his intentions were distorted, Wang Yan couldn't help but ask curiously, "Give us science popularization and knowledge?"

In fact, it was not only Wang Yan, but also the pair of "cold and glamorous pairs" in Maserati, who also looked at each other. Where did such a superb lewd uncle come from?

The theories that have been pulled out are really set in a set, and if you think about it carefully, there is really some truth.

Guan Nuo was even more cold all over, and he was terrified and frightened, but fortunately he installed a bugging device. Otherwise, maybe I'll give the pickle expert a guide.

Anger is angry, but Guan Nuo is also aroused by strong curiosity. I just listened to the analysis of the obscene uncle, the level of "pickle girl expert" is already unbelievably powerful, and the "pickle girl supreme realm" is very domineering when you hear the name. "How angry is it?

Guan Nuo, who was still gritting his teeth just now, pricked up his ears and turned up the volume of the eavesdropping stereo, "Sister Nanlian, we must learn more about the enemy situation and increase our knowledge, so as not to be accidentally attacked by those experts." Today's men, it's really a set. ”

Although Nanlian, the woman in sunglasses, still had a cold face, she unconsciously pricked up her ears. Obviously, I am also interested in the so-called supreme realm of pickled girls.

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"The highest realm!"

Cao Cannon shook a few cracked pu fans, his eyes slowly closed, and he just stood like this, when suddenly a gust of wind blew, and his big colored pants swayed gently with the wind.

The scorching sun shone on his face, as if it were his bearded face, shrouded in a glimmer of brilliance, dazzling and impossible to look at.

"It's simple, three words!"

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