Bang bang bang.

Don't make a mistake.

He Yuan is not fighting the landlord, he is applauding.

"That's a good point. ”

"Actually, sometimes when I think about it, it's good to be an ordinary person. It's not a good thing, but it's not that bad. Otherwise, instead of sitting here eating barbecue and gossiping, we have become the protagonists of the story, either lying under the icy river water, or being annoyed by some messy people every day. Tian Rui made a final summary.

Then, she squinted her eyes and glanced at He Yuan.

"Dog, why are you so strange today, always asking me some inexplicable topics, saying, did you secretly do something bad behind my back?"

"No, no, you will be a female tyrant in the future, how dare I do bad things behind your back?" He Yuan waved his hand.

"That's it. Tian Rui looked satisfied, "If you dare to do bad things to me, such as that domestic violence, such as that cheating, I will ......."

Tian Rui stretched out her hand and looked at a certain part of He Yuan, smiling evilly.

Then, I saw her use her palm as a knife, and one hand fell in mid-air, slashing sharply.

Lisso!

He Yuan's crotch was cold, and he quickly got up and said, "I'll go to settle the bill." ”

With that, He Yuan hurriedly walked towards the boss.

The girlfriend is too powerful to be provoked.

When he went back, half of Tian Rui's body was paralyzed on He Yuan.

It's really paralyzed, she's like a pile of soft meat, and she has no strength at all.

"Dog, you're full, sleep......y," Tian Rui sighed in He Yuan's ear.

"Okay, well, sleep when you are sleepy, and eat when you wake up. He Yuandao.

"That's going to get fat. ”

"Grow fat and I'll raise you. ”

"No, when I get fat, you'll find a hill and throw me away. ”

"No, how could I be that kind of person. Besides, you're so heavy, I can't hold you even if I want to. ”

"Okay! You really want to throw me away!" Tian Rui jumped up suddenly, and rushed towards He Yuan with his teeth and claws.

The two got into the car after a fight, and He Yuan drove the car and took Tian Rui home with him.

The little one stopped barking anymore and seemed to be a little tired and fell asleep in the pet bag.

The voices in the car gradually fell silent, and there was a slight breathing in my ears.

He Yuan turned his head and saw Tian Rui tilting his head, leaning back on the chair and falling asleep.

He Yuan slowed down the speed of the car a little and raised the window to prevent the cold wind from blowing to Tian Rui.

After driving for ten minutes, I arrived home.

He Yuan parked the car in the yard, and then patted Tian Rui gently.

Tian Rui rubbed her eyes and said in a daze, "Has it already arrived?"

"It's here, get off. ”

Tian Rui stretched out her arm towards He Yuan and said coquettishly: "You carry me." ”

"I can't carry it. ”

"No, no, no, I want you to carry it. Tian Rui shook her body.

"Okay, good, I carry, I carry. ”

He Yuan bent down, Tian Rui jumped on He Yuan's back, wrapped his hands around him, and hugged He Yuan's neck.

He Yuan clamped Tian Rui's legs, smashed his mouth, and said, "Well, you're right, I've been a little overweight recently." ”

"Who said it, no, I'm thin!" Tian Rui said dissatisfiedly on He Yuan's back.

He Yuan went to the back row again and lifted the cat out.

The little one seemed to be awakened and moved around in the pet bag and began to scratch the bag with his paws.

Carrying a bag and Tian Rui on his back, He Yuan entered the living room.

Putting Tian Rui on the tatami mat, He Yuan squatted down and opened the zipper of the pet bag.

The little guy inside seemed a little caught off guard when he saw the light.

The little one shook his head, shook his fur a little more, and then jumped out of the bag.

Walking around the room, it seems to reacquaint myself with the environment.

It found a toy mouse, pounced on it, and began to play.

"Do you want to take a shower?"

After releasing the cat, He Yuan added some cat food, opened a can of cat, and poured the water again. After sorting out all this, He Yuan returned to the living room and patted Tian Rui, who was slumped on the tatami mat.

Tian Rui moved, didn't get up, and said lazily: "I'm too tired today, I don't want to wash." ”

"Just had a barbecue and my clothes were covered in oil. He Yuan "disliked" and said.

"No oil, no oil, I'm clean. Tian Rui was coquettish.

"Then wash up a little. ”

"No, I'm sleepy and want to sleep. ”

"If you want to sleep, you take off your clothes. ”

"You help me take it off. ”

Tian Rui closed his eyes and stretched out his hand towards He Yuan.

Syllable!

He Yuan slapped Tian Rui's buttocks.

Tian Rui covered her buttocks and shrunk into a ball: "What are you going to do to me." ”

She had a pitiful and aggrieved expression, and she almost bit her little handkerchief.

"You're such a big person, you think you're still a child. ”

"yes, yes, I'm still celebrating Children's Day. ”

"Then do you want to go to the mall and play on the slide?"

"Okay? I always want to play, but it's all kids, and I'm a little embarrassed. ”

"You tell the person in charge, your IQ can go in properly. ”

"I heard it, you're saying I have a low IQ!"

"Or you can go in directly, anyway, your body is no different from a child. ”

"Ahhhh

Tian Rui grabbed He Yuan's hand and bit it, looking like "I'm super fierce".

But she didn't bother.

The teeth bit on it and it loosened.

He Yuan withdrew his hand, looked at the shallow tooth marks on his palm, and looked disgusted.

"Look at you, you still think you're a child, it's all your saliva. ”

"What's the matter, you still dislike me. ”

"Yes, I just dislike you. ”

Tian Rui stretched out his legs angrily, wanting to kick He Yuan.

He Yuan dodged and said to Tian Rui: "If you don't want to wash, go into the bedroom and sleep." ”

After squirming on the tatami mat for a long time, Tian Rui finally got up and found the bedroom.

Although five days have passed, the room is still very clean.

In addition to cleaning as soon as he got home, He Yuan also changed all the four-piece suits.

Anyway, in this old house, these things are the most lacking.

When Tian Rui entered the bedroom, He Yuan took the four-piece set that he had changed from her house and threw it into the washing machine.

After pouring in the laundry detergent and care solution, He Yuan pressed the button and heard the sound of the washing machine starting to enter the water.

Hearing that the machine began to move, He Yuan went to the bathroom and took a shower.

He started cleaning as soon as he got home, and he was more or less dusty.

And I went to eat grilled fish again in the evening, and I was smoked by the smell, and there was a fragrance all over my body.

Well.

Makes people hungry.

After washing, He Yuan wore a plush pajamas and entered the bedroom.

In the room, Tian Rui had already stripped naked and shrunk into the quilt.

The thick duvet was wrapped in a ball, and her clothes were placed on the chair next to her.

As if hearing He Yuan's voice, Tian Rui drilled a small head out of it.

I saw her beckoning to He Yuan like a beckoning cat.

"Guest officer, people have stripped naked, lie down, hurry up and go to bed~"

He Yuan stood at the door.

Clasped his hands around and looked at Tian Rui.

Tian Rui wrapped herself like a zongzi, exposing only her head and small hands.

Seeing that He Yuan was motionless, Tian Rui blinked her eyes, and patted the vacant seat next to her with her little hand: "Objective, come in, it's cold outside." ”

"Do you know what you look like now?" He Yuandao.

"Like what?"

"A marinated salted fish. ”

"The salted fish is very good, and it can turn over!"

"In ancient times, people were poor and had no means of storage, so the fishermen along the coast would marinate the fish, hang it on the wall, take it off when they wanted to eat it, and sandwich the meat on one side to satisfy their hunger. Sometimes when a guest comes, he takes out the fish to entertain the guest, because the side that has been clamped is not very good-looking, so he turns over and faces the guest on the side that has not been clipped, so there is a saying that the salted fish turns over. ”

"I don't understand, it feels very esoteric. ”

"It means that after the salted fish turns over, it is still a salted fish. He Yuan sighed.

"I know you dislike me for not taking a bath, I'm going to take a bath!" Tian Rui snorted and lifted the quilt.

Sure enough, there were still clothes inside.

She stretched her waist, revealing her delicate lower abdomen, then stretched out a pair of tight long legs from the quilt, stepped on her fluffy slippers, rolled her eyes at He Yuan, took a pair of pajamas and went to the bathroom.

A few minutes later, there was the sound of dripping water in the bathroom.

The bathroom in He Yuan's room is separated by ground glass.

Looking from the direction of the bed, you can faintly see a Miaoman's figure.

Don't look at Tian Rui who keeps saying that she is fat, in fact, her figure is maintained very well.

The bee waist collarbone has long legs, and he is full of wild beauty.

It's not like some people who say they're fat, but well, they're really fat.

While Tian Rui was taking a bath, He Yuan went to bed.

Retracting his body into the quilt, He Yuan took out his mobile phone and began to swipe messages.

Looking at the unfamiliar messages on his mobile phone one after another, He Yuan's head began to hurt again.

I lit a cigarette and took a puff before I let go of the faint pain.

The mobile phone screen has automatically gone black, and the bright screen reflects He Yuan's pale face, without a trace of blood.

Both eyes have heavy dark circles, and the white eyeballs are bloodshot.

He Yuan couldn't stand the pain, threw his phone aside, and lay on the bed staring at the ceiling.

There was chaos in his mind, and the memories of the past few days, like fragments, flashed through his mind.

But it was never a clear picture.

His vision gradually became blurry, and He Yuan felt that his body had been sinking.

Just when He Yuan was about to lose consciousness, he was suddenly pushed and woke up.

"You're going to fall asleep yourself, huh, I'm clean, you sniff. ”

Tian Rui was sitting on the edge of the bed, shaking He Yuan's arm.

Seeing that He Yuan was awake, she approached He Yuan, and her body after just bathing leaned towards He Yuan.

He Yuan stretched out his hand to block Tian Rui, with a "disgusted" expression: "Let's go, you salted fish, don't block my nose." ”

"What's wrong with you, why do you have such a bad face. Tian Rui noticed that something was wrong.

Before, they had been outside, and the light was dim.

Now lying at home, at such a close distance, Tian Rui immediately noticed He Yuan's face.