How can I get my mother to put out the fire and not even get angry so that she doesn't break her legs?

This is a cross-century problem.

Zhang Kun lay on the bed and thought over and over.

If you want to make your mother put out the fire, the best way is to make your mother happy, as long as your mother is happy, then naturally she will not be angry.

But how can I make my mother happy?

Zhang Kun thought about it, but he only thought of two ways.

One, daughter-in-law.

If I can bring back a daughter-in-law for my mother, then my mother will be very happy.

But the problem is that Qiqi is not around now, and there are still two years of unfulfilled contract, so even if he calls Qiqi for help at this time, I'm afraid he won't be agreed.

As for finding someone to pretend to be your girlfriend.

Well, my mother has seen Qiqi, and in my memory, my mother is still very satisfied with Qiqi, looking at the New Year, my mother almost took out the posture of a meeting gift, I am afraid that it is her daughter-in-law.

If you take it back with another one at this time.......

Zhang Kun shuddered.

Well, this scheme is abandoned.

Then, the way to bring one daughter-in-law back is not good, so you can only use the second one.

Academic.

It has been a long time since Zhang Kun was expelled from school, although Zhang Kun used the matter of opening a clinic to let his mother not worry about her future for the time being. But Zhang Kun still clearly remembers the worry that flashed in his mother's eyes after he knew that he had dropped out of school.

Although my mother didn't say much in order to comfort herself at that time, she carefully used words to soothe her gloomy heart.

However, my mother is actually still very disappointed, or rather, worried.

After all, letting myself go to college is what my mother has always hoped for.

Originally, I was able to enroll in Shonan University, and my mother was really happy. But in the end, he was expelled from school.

As the saying goes, the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment.

Therefore, after knowing that she was dropped out of school, my mother's inner disappointment is probably beyond words.

So, if I can get another college admission letter, my mother will be very happy.

And if this university notice is Tsinghua.......

Zhang Kun can already imagine that when his mother saw the notice, she was so happy and crazy that she immediately went to kill chickens and ducks, thanking her ancestors for their blessings. Although it's kind of sorry for those chickens and ducks.

Zhang Kun grinned, good way.

Just do it, Zhang Kun picked up the phone without saying a word and called Wen Zhiming, isn't he a professor at Tsinghua University, today Zhang Kun also took a certificate from him.

At that time, why didn't I think about asking for an admission notice by the way?

But soon, Zhang Kun was stunned.

"I am a professor at Tsinghua University, not the president of Tsinghua University. ”

Then the phone hung up.

......

It seems that it is very difficult to get this Tsinghua admission letter.

Zhang Kun blinked, if even Wen Zhiming can't handle this admission notice, then who else in his network has a way.

Zhang Kun thought about it for a long time, ruled them out one by one, and finally decided to find Old Man Ye.

The old man is now the governor of a province, so it should be easy to get this done.

However, with Wen Zhiming's lesson, Zhang Kun learned well this time.

When he called the old man, Zhang Kun didn't go straight to the point and directly said that he wanted an admission notice from Tsinghua University, but asked sideways, is it very difficult to get an admission notice from Tsinghua University?

Well, although he asked so, for Old Man Ye, he knew Zhang Kun's purpose almost as soon as he heard it.

But this is really Zhang Kun's most euphemistic question, for a person like Zhang Kun with a tendon in his head, this is the case.

The old man pondered for a while, and then gave an answer.

Compared with Zhang Kun's twists and turns, the old man replied very simply: If Zhang Kun wants to go to Tsinghua University, he can solve it.

As Zhang Kun thought, it is indeed difficult to get an admission notice from Tsinghua University, but for Mr. Ye, if he really wants it, there is still a way. After all, it's already at the level of the provincial governor, but it will take a little time.

However, Zhang Kun's surprise time was only three seconds, and after Zhang Kun carefully asked how much time it would take, Zhang Kun's face instantly collapsed.

Ten days, the fastest week.

Well, it's really not a long time, but the problem is, Zhang Kun is going to use it soon.

He's already booked a ticket to go back tomorrow.

Zhang Kun thanked the old man very much and resolutely refused the old man's kindness to help him get one, and then hung up the phone helplessly.

Tsinghua University is good, and Zhang Kun also wants to go inside to see it. But that's later, and now Zhang Kun is most concerned about how to solve his mother's anger.

It's a big deal about his legs.

Zhang Kun thought bitterly, if even Old Man Ye couldn't help him solve it, then who else could he find, Old Man Lu?

Old Man Lu's energy in Yanjing was also greater than he imagined, and part of the Forbidden City was "forced" to be maintained for three days for the sake of martial arts competition.

But in the end, Zhang Kun still gave up.

Old Man Ye said that it has been at least a week, and if you look for Old Lu, you may be stronger, but I'm afraid you can't get it if you want to get it tomorrow, so don't bother Old Man Lu.

So, this approach...... Fail.

Zhang Kun lay on the bed and thought hard, in addition to these two methods, is there anything else that can make my mother happy?

Zhang Kun gritted his teeth suddenly, or he simply told his mother directly that he had made money in the past two months, and it happened that there was still money won back from Macau in his bank card. It's always good to make money.

However, Zhang Kun's momentum was not fully puffed up, and he plummeted again in an instant.

Well, it's really a spoiled idea.

Hell, tell my mother that I have been out for two months and have earned nearly 70 million?

Please, my mother didn't know what happened to Zhang Kun before, she took out 70 million yuan inexplicably, saying that she earned it these days, and my mother's first thought was probably not that my son would grow up and make money. Rather, he must have done something illegal outside, otherwise how could he make so much money?

This is what ordinary people should think.

And the most important thing is that Zhang Kun's money really doesn't come from a legitimate source.

Gambling is indeed illegal in China.

If my mother knew that she had actually gone to Macau to gamble, maybe she only wanted to break one of her legs, but I am afraid that she would become two legs.

The corners of Zhang Kun's eyes jumped, imagining that his legs were broken, dragging his bloody legs, crawling on the ground in pain.

So, as far as I'm concerned, it's impossible to make my mother happy.

This is really a cross-century problem.