Chapter 291: Hai Shao who received 10,000 critical hits
Liu Jun really wanted to cry at the moment.
Is it human?
Is this a human being?!
I blew seven or eight bottles of Moutai on the bottle, and drank a large bowl of wine mixed with various high-level wines, and I still looked like I was fine!
"Old ...... Brother, brother, brother, grandfather, I Liu Jun...... Drink...... From...... But today, I ...... I can't drink it anymore. ”
The wolf-toothed wine fairy has confessed to drinking!
The people present looked at Lu Yifan in disbelief, as if they were looking at a monster.
Wu Yuehai in the distance also widened his eyes, his face full of disbelief.
can call Liu Jun grandpa, what a lot of alcohol it is!
Seeing that Liu Jun confessed, Lu Yifan also found it interesting, took out a cup, poured a glass of boiled water into it, and then dropped a drop of a thousand years into it, and handed it to Liu Jun: "Brother, just admit it." Come, taste the most delicious wine your brother has brewed for you. ”
"Pull it down, brother, this is boiled water! Your brother and I are not drunk enough to be unconscious!" Liu Jun said drunkly, but still picked up the cup of boiled water and took a sip.
After this sip, Liu Jun, who was originally drunk and squinting, suddenly opened his eyes, and looked at this cup of "boiled water" excitedly, and drank it all in three sips!
After drinking, Liu Jun was surprised to find that not only was he relieved, but his body seemed to be more condensed!
Even the cultivation that has not broken through for a long time has a faint tendency to break through.
Liu Jun couldn't help but be shocked in his heart.
There are cultivators in the wolf's tooth special forces where he is located, and he is also a cultivator himself, so he naturally knows that there are heavenly and earthly treasures in this heaven and earth.
This glass of wine that Lu Yifan gave him actually has such a magical effect, just like the legendary treasure of heaven and earth!
Liu Jun looked at Lu Yifan gratefully and said: "Brother, thank you very much, no matter what happens today, as long as you squeak, my brother promises to stand on your side!"
"Hey, it's just a glass of wine, brother doesn't have to take it to heart. Lu Yifan said with a smile.
However, he didn't know that he actually got Liu Feifei's brother by mistake.
"Okay, then I'll go first, this is my phone, remember to look for me if you have something." With that, Liu Jun handed a business card to Lu Yifan.
Lu Yifan didn't care, and stuffed it directly into his pocket.
At this time, Wu Yuehai, who couldn't control himself, finally came over without smiling.
"Hello, my name is Wu Yuehai, it's a pleasure to meet you. Wu Yuehai smiled and stretched out his hand, full of demeanor.
"Hey, hello, my name is Lu Yifan. "People take the initiative to show goodwill, and Lu Yifan naturally can't shake his face.
"Dude, are you Liu Feifei's friend, why haven't I seen you before?" Wu Yuehai asked curiously.
"Oh, it's my first time attending Fifi's birthday party. Lu Yifan said with a smile.
"Oh, it turned out to be a new friend. Then dare to ask which big family Fan Shao's family is, or which military compound is from? You should know a lot of people in Jiangdong, right?" Wu Yuehai asked with a cautious smile.
"What a big family, my family runs a restaurant, and I don't have any background. Lu Yifan laughed.
"Oh, that's right. The smile on Wu Yuehai's face disappeared, replaced by a mocking sneer, "Then I'll rest assured." ”
"Rest assured, rest assured, what?" Lu Yifan said a little puzzled.
"Let me tell you the truth, Hai Shao, I have been pursuing Fei Fei, originally I thought that you were a child of a great family and would become my strong opponent, but now it seems that I am thinking too much.
A stinky restaurant, why compare with me?" Wu Yuehai shrugged his shoulders and said with a very stinky fart.
"I see, I said how do you feel yin and yang. Lu Yifan smiled lightly, "But to tell you the truth, I didn't take you seriously at all." ”
"You, in terms of background, temperament, and appearance, are you better than me?" Wu Yuehai smiled confidently.
"Please, just like you, a dead mother, it's about temperament and appearance...... I'm so hehe. Lu Yifan said speechlessly.
Wu Yuehai carefully reviewed Lu Yifan's facial features and found that this guy was indeed much more handsome than himself, especially the tendon meat, which looked very manly!
So Wu Yuehai hurriedly added: "Okay, then don't fix those useless things, let me ask you, do you know Fei Fei's family? Do you know what Fei Fei likes? Have you ever been to Fei Fei's house?"
I know all of that!"
"I talk to Fei Fei every night, and she sends me private photos of herself every night before she goes to bed. Lu Yifan said with a smile.
"Hehe, you just blow it! Fei Fei didn't even let go of her parents' private photos, will she send them to you?" Wu Yuehai pursed his lips, not believing it at all.
"If you don't believe it, you can see for yourself. ”
Lu Yifan flipped through the chat history with Liu Feifei and randomly clicked a few photos for Wu Yuehai to see.
Wu Yuehai was dumbfounded to see many of Liu Feifei's private photos just wearing pajamas, looking very sexy!
"This ...... How could this be possible!How could Fei Fei send you such an exposed photo!" Wu Yuehai was stunned for a moment.
"You can't stand it with just a few pictures? Then I ask you, have you ever video chatted with Fei Fei? Did you ask Fei Fei to striptease you?
I've seen it!" Lu Yifan chuckled.
"Impossible! How could my Feifei dance such a shameful dance for your garbage!!" Wu Yuehai's face flushed and roared like an angry lion.
"Don't believe me, I've recorded a video, look!"
As he spoke, Lu Yifan took out the video he had edited with only the first half of the video and handed it to Wu Yuehai to see.
Wu Yuehai didn't know the ins and outs, and after reading it, his expression froze, and he received 10,000 critical damage in his heart, and he was about to hang up with the last drop of blood.
Fei Fei...... I actually danced a striptease for you!!" Wu Yuehai was dumbfounded.
"Do you think it's just striptease? Hehe, do you guess Fei Fei and I have that, huh?" Lu Yifan laughed cheaply.
"You...... You actually gave my goddess ......"
first-blood!
Wu Yuehai couldn't stand it and died completely!
The feminine face twisted, and an urge to vomit blood welled up in his chest.
"Hey, Hai Shao, I admit that my background is not as good as yours, but in terms of temperament and appearance, do you really think you can compare to me?
If that's the case, why doesn't Fei Fei like you and choose me instead?" Lu Yifan said, picking out a boogie and smearing it on Wu Yuehai's body.
"I ......" Wu Yuehai couldn't say a word when Lu Yifan choked up.
His most confident appearance was actually compared to this kid!
Lu Yifan looked at this guy with a playful face, and kept smiling evilly in his heart.
Liu Feifei is not like herself at all, it's just that you are stupid, so you will believe it.
"Our birthday boy is here!"
Just then, someone shouted.