Chapter 434: Birthday Present
In the end, Lu Baoer swore to take care of the matter.
Today's last class was a class meeting, and Xu Moqiu had nothing to talk about, so after explaining, he hurriedly walked towards the school gate with a few girls.
Liao Yibao had already blocked the way, with a constipated look: "Teacher Xu, it's still class time, what are you going to take them for?" Do you want to do something unseemly, let me tell you, they are still minors, you are breaking the law by doing this, do you know?"
"You ate too much stool today and didn't digest it, didn't you?
Liao Yibao suddenly shouted: "Xu Moqiu, what is your attitude, how do you talk to the leader?"
Xu Moqiu glared: "Don't put any leadership in front of me, your father I won't eat your set! Hurry up, good dogs don't get in the way!"
"What are you talking about?" Liao Yibao suddenly exploded, "Are you my father? and you still call me a dog?" Xu Moqiu, let me tell you, you are carrying out a cruel and inhumane personal attack on me...... You!"
"What are you, if you have the ability, you can sue me, if you don't have the ability, you won't be able to compare here! Labor and management look in the eyes! Dodge! The fake note is thrown on the table for you!" Xu Moqiu pushed him away, threw down the fake note, and took a few girls away.
The reason for the leave was not stated on the fake note, Liao Yibao looked at his impatient appearance, and was even more convinced that he was going to harm these girls, where could he bear it at the moment?
He grabbed a cap and buttoned it on his head, changed into a cleaner's clothes, grabbed two handfuls of ash and wiped them on his face, and followed him.
Xu Moqiu had a hot fight with the girls in front of him, and he also bought them sorbet, seeing him smile so YD, he was completely unkind!
Sneakily following them for a while, several people stopped in front of a hotel called "Youth Story".
This place is quite famous in the neighborhood, and it is said that a woman's first blood is stuck to every bed, and it has the title of the virgin end.
This little white face came here with a few girls, and his intention couldn't be more obvious.
A sneer appeared at the corner of Liao Yibao's mouth: Very good! Xu Moqiu, aren't you a cow? This time, I will make you completely unable to turn over, Lao Liao! One, two, three, four, five, a whole five, wait to live in prison for the rest of your life!
endured the unhappiness in his heart, jumped into the stinky ditch next to him, and just took out the camera to take pictures, Xu Moqiu actually took them away!
Good boy! Cunning. I still know how to step on the point, hum! But Lao Liao, I won't be fooled, if you don't come for a while, my Lao Liao will screw off his head as a night pot.
Seeing a few people walking away, Liao Yibao thought for a moment, dodged and followed, and then saw Xu Moqiu walking into a boutique with a few girls.
What a little white face, sure enough, she will flirt! Now the little girl, as long as you give her a little thing, she will be moved. A few more sweet words, and it would not be difficult to coax her to bed.
Liao Yibao secretly cursed the scum scum, and after a while, he saw several people buy a lot of things and walked out, and then walked into a small restaurant.
Here's the main event!
This little white face will definitely take the opportunity to order some drinks, and then get them drunk, and then it can be said that they are drunk and promiscuous!
Mom's! Really ruthless! He looks like a dog, but if he doesn't do a little bit of work, can't he live a life like my old Liao? Phew! It's really not a thing!
Liao Yibao hid by the trash can, stretched his neck, lest he miss any detail, his expression was called a focus, even those experts engaged in scientific research would be ashamed of themselves when they saw it.
As a result, after squatting for too long, my feet suddenly became numb, my body was instantly unstable, and I sat down on the ground with a pop, too panicked, and grabbed the edge of the trash can with both hands.
Where can this garbage can withstand his nearly two hundred catties of tonnage, and he deducted it with a "bang", and the vegetable residue and rice grains in it poured Liao Yibao with all kinds of domestic garbage. There is a used sanitary napkin attached to the door of the head.
The stench came to his nostrils, and Liao Yibao almost didn't faint! Fortunately, his willpower was strong enough, and he covered his mouth and nose and persevered.
Xu Moqiu and the others quickly finished eating, and then turned back to school, Liao Yibao hurriedly wanted to follow, and suddenly felt a heavy tap on the shoulder, and then a majestic voice came: "Who are you? What are you doing here? Do you want to do something bad?"
Liao Yibao was anxious to step forward to shoot the evidence, and said impatiently: "I'm your father! Why does your father want you to take care of it? Hurry up and get out of here!"
The people behind him immediately became angry: "What? You dare to insult us! Stand up! Come with us." ”
"You ......" Liao Yibao turned his head and was startled, it turned out to be two police officers, with rubber batons and walkie-talkies pinned to their waists, looking at him with an unkind face.
One of the older ones said: "We have been paying attention to you for a long time, and you have been following those girls for a long time, so you must not be at ease, come with us! ”
"Misunderstanding! This is a misunderstanding!" Liao Yibao hurriedly stood up and shook the garbage on his body, the stench made the two of them immediately cover their mouths and noses, and subconsciously took a step back, but the eyes that looked at him became more and more disdainful.
Liao Yibao wiped his hand on his buttocks, and put on the leadership shelf in the school on weekdays: "I can't hide it, in fact, I am the principal of Boya Middle School, the director of moral education and the director of security, my surname is Liao ......."
Before the words fell, he was cut off by another person: "Nonsense! The principal of Boya Middle School is surnamed Wang, and he is my third uncle and grandfather! You still dare to pretend to be the principal of the school? Sure enough, he is not a good person! Take it away!"
As he spoke, he was about to twist Liao Yibao's arm, but Liao Yibao hurriedly waved his hand: "It's the vice principal, the vice principal!
After thinking about it, he took out his work card covered with soup and water from his pocket and handed it over: "You see, this is my work card and ID card." ”
The two of them took it reluctantly, looked at it carefully, and there was nothing wrong with it, and frowned: "Then what are you doing here?"
"Actually...... Liao Yibao pointed at Xu Moqiu, "That little white face just now, in fact...... He's trying to lure my students in, well, you know, I'm here to protect them. ”
"Really?" the two looked incredulous. After all, Liao Guangtou looks fierce and vicious, and he doesn't look like a good person no matter how he looks at it.
"Hey!" Liao slapped his thigh, "You don't know, that little white face is not a thing at all! He is a well-known flower thief at school! Men and women, young and old, even cats and dogs, can't escape his claws!"
"Isn't it, so heavy-mouthed?"
"I still don't believe it, if it's really that fierce, you still keep him in school?"
"What am I lying to you for? You don't know, the three sows in my family are pregnant because of him! Really, it's not a thing at all!" Liao Yibao found out for the first time, and the feeling of buttoning a basin on a person's head turned out to be so comfortable.
I still wanted to say more, but I looked around, and suddenly found that there was no trace of Xu Moqiu and a few girls, and I was shocked: "It's not good! They must have already gone in! Oh, look at you...... Anyway, I'm going to catch the traitor. ”
With that, he rolled up his sleeves and hurried towards the hotel.
The two policemen glanced at each other, and they both saw three words in each other's eyes - neurosis.
As soon as Liao Yibao jumped into the hotel, the service girl instantly covered her mouth and nose: "Hmm...... What does it smell like?"
"Girl, which room are the six people who went in just now? Liao Yibao took a step forward, but he was not humble, he directly grabbed the free fried beans on the table, and stuffed them into his mouth - he was really hungry.
"Who are you?" said the girl as she took a step back and looked disgusted.
Liao Yibao grinned: "Don't be afraid, I'm a good person." ”
He was already vicious, and this smile, revealing a mouthful of uneven rotten teeth, coupled with the criss-crossing wrinkles on his face, made him look even more infiltrating, and the garbage and stench on that body were completely unrelated to the word "good man".
"I'm sorry, this is the privacy of the guest, no comment!Please leave immediately, otherwise I will hug it tightly!"
"Little sister, saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, I'm here to save people and do good deeds, don't mess around!" Liao Yibao panicked, and reached out to grab the phone in her hand, but was dodged by Xiaomei.
"Can't you go, hello, 110......"
"Don't, I'll go! Can't I go?" Liao had no choice but to flee, but he didn't choose to leave. Instead, it hid next to the trash can next to the hotel.
If you can't catch the current situation, then let's wait for the rabbit! When the time comes, the same person will get the stolen goods, and see how he denies it!
Liao Yibao made up his mind to talk about Xu Moqiu's "bringing to justice", and while he was squatting hard, our teacher Xu and several girls had already finished purchasing and returned to the campus hulala, unaware that outside the school, Liao Yibao was still waiting.
Now it's less than half past five, there is still time to set up the classroom, under the leadership of Xu Moqiu, the classroom soon became a small drinking party, with more than a dozen desks in the middle in two rows side by side, piled with all kinds of drinks, fruits, and a bunch of messy snacks.
Next to the podium, a large cake with a height of seven layers is placed there, which is particularly eye-catching. The fluorescent lamps overhead are full of colorful lanterns, and on the blackboard, the versatile student Mu is writing and drawing, while Xu Moqiu is standing at the door crackling and peeling melon seeds, while shouting and commanding.
The class bell rang, and the venue was almost completed, Xu Moqiu got the news that today's little birthday stars Yue Shanshan and Zhao Xinyu were already on their way.
So he made a quick decision, grabbed a handout and blocked the way they came, and sure enough, he intercepted the two.
"Classmate Yue, classmate Zhao, you come with me. The other two students hurried to the classroom for self-study. Xu Moqiu strode in front with his hands behind his back, without any expression on his face, but he was wondering what he should say.
The two girls looked at each other blankly, and had to follow.
Following him on the playground for half a circle, Yue Shanshan couldn't help it, stepped forward, and pulled Xu Moqiu's clothes: "Teacher Xu, you called us over, don't you want us to take a walk with you?"
"Haha, how is it possible?" Xu Moqiu snorted, "The weather is good today, and the air is exceptionally fresh, uh...... That, classmate Yue, who are you Yue Lingshan?"
"Yue Lingshan?" Yue Shanshan frowned, "It seems that I have heard of it somewhere, and I can't remember it all of a sudden......"
"Ahaha!" Xu Moqiu scratched his head, "What about Yue Buqun?" Oh, and Lin Pingzhi, that guy who practiced evil swordsmanship, biubiubiu, is so old......"
Looking at Xu Moqiu's funny appearance of dancing with her hands, Yue Shanshan couldn't cry or laugh: "Teacher, are you talking about talking to me about "Smiling Proud Jianghu"?"
"That's right, the new version, have you seen it? There is also the Sunflower Treasure Book, the old cow compares ......."
Zhao Xinyu couldn't help but interrupt: "No...... Teacher Xu, you called us here at night, just to talk about this?"
"Of course...... The teacher actually wanted to say...... Uh......" Xu Moqiu racked his brains and finally thought of a normal topic, "By the way, do you usually do you?" Also, which boy in the class do you think is the most handsome?"
Yue Shanshan looked at him with a strange expression: "Teacher, are you okay, how can you ask these strange questions?"
"Ding", at this moment, he finally heard the sound of the code, Xu Moqiu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and snorted haha: "It's okay, in fact, I just want you to take two steps and exercise your body, haha, the night is good tonight! Let's go, let's go back to the classroom." ”
The two girls came to him with a blank face, and then followed him with a blank face.
I've heard someone say that this head teacher is a little neurotic, but now it seems that it's true.
When I came to the door of the classroom, I reached out and pushed the door open, but it was pitch black inside.
At this moment, the sound of the fireworks sounded, colorful ribbons floated all over their heads, the lights turned on, and then a uniform voice was heard: "Happy birthday!"