Declaring that he is single is a habit of Cao Xiuyan.

Unless his feelings are exposed, he will post a circle of friends like a star:

"Hello everyone, this is my girlfriend @xxx. ”

Then block those girlfriends who won't know the news for the time being, as well as prospective girlfriends.

This is not the first time this situation has occurred, he naturally has a way to deal with it, but he didn't expect Lu Zixi to stab himself back.

Sister, sister, do you know where you stabbed you?

Kidneys, it's kidneys.

Do you know what kind of critical blow your brother's kidneys will receive?

Cao Xiuyan looked at Lu Zixi with a smile and said, "Yes, in my heart, I will always be a single eighteen-year-old boy. In this way, I will be able to maintain my original intention, not be disgusted because I have already obtained it, and always keep the original intention when I pursued her, always young, and always have tears in my eyes. So, what's wrong with me saying I'm single?"

Lu Zixi was speechless for a while.

How can there be a kind of ......

How does it feel to be fed a mouthful of dog food yourself?

Co-author: You said that you are single, right?

Cao Xiuyan looked at Lu Zixi, who was speechless, and was very satisfied.

How many times have you and I experienced this kind of scene, and are you still afraid of your words trap?

My stupid sister, let's lie down obediently and be dominated by my brother, you want to deal with your brother a little tenderer.

You ask the person opposite you, no matter how wicked she is, has she just gotten me?

It's not like going out with soft legs.

Cao Xiuyan also leaned back in the chair, looked downward, and looked at Lu Zixi.

When Chi Qian heard Lu Zixi's question, her first reaction was that Cao Xiuyan knocked on Nima, but when she heard it, she didn't knock on Nima.

A guy who already has a girlfriend says to another girl that he is single, what do you think he can think?

Chi Qian wanted to take Cao Xiuyan away and torture him at that time.

However, Cao Xiuyan's explanation after that......

made Chi Qian feel like "Oh, so that's the case", and even a little doubtful that Lu Zixi said it casually, Cao Xiuyan just went down the slope.

Lu Zixi's eyes rolled and said to Chi Qian:

"Speaking of which, we haven't seen each other much since the speech competition, but I didn't expect to meet again this time, and each other's identities have changed so much. I became his sister, and you became his girlfriend. Oops, do you think my brother was born with any buffs, especially for girls. My younger sister is also attracted by his excellence. Did my brother tell you? Our relationship is definitely due to a bet. It's amazing to think about, and I'm also attracted by his excellence. I don't know how many girls like me are attracted to my brother. ”

Cao Xiuyan really wanted to hang Lu Zixi up and beat him this time.

He is a man who has studied rope art, and he is a little bit of Lu Zixi.

You're jumping, my stupid sister.

Lu Zixi's words can be regarded as a relatively advanced routine in green tea.

What's the matter, you've seen too much of the temptation to go home?

Are you imitating Ellie this time, or Pinru?

The problem is, I'm not Hong Shixian either.

What kind of acting pleasure are you looking for with me.

Cao Xiuyan squinted, looking smiling, but in fact, his eyes were full of threats, he leaned forward slightly, sat forward a little, stared at Lu Zixi and said:

"I'm good at that, Sissi knows. It is precisely because I am excellent that she likes me so much. In the same way, I was attracted to her because she was excellent, so the two of us fell in love with each other. As for whether anyone likes me, the answer is yes. But that's their business, and it's none of my business. After all, the girls I met were generally not as good as Sissi. I'm sure Sissi won't care about that, after all, I know her, and she hasn't taken those people into her eyes yet. ”

Again, a perfect solution to the crisis.

Cao Xiuyan has too many templates in his mind, and he can change seven or eight templates for answers like this.

This is equivalent to a difficult math problem, ordinary people can only write a solution, but Cao Xiuyan can change seven or eight solutions, the answer sheet is directly smeared, and paper has to be added.

Lu Zixi was once again shot by Cao Xiuyan, and he was so choked that he couldn't speak.

Cao Xiuyan squinted and conveyed a message with his eyes:

If you don't want to die, stop talking.

In fact, Lu Zixi didn't want to break up the two of them or anything, he just felt unhappy.

Why do you two show affection in front of me?

Why doesn't my brother spoil me when he has a girlfriend?

Why should I, Lu Zixi, be so angry?

Lu Zixi, who couldn't swallow it in one breath, had a plan to pit Cao Xiuyan for a wave, thinking of adding some blockage to his good brother.

However, she didn't realize that what she said might not be just a matter of adding blockage, but a matter of adding soil......

Lu Zixi saw Cao Xiuyan's eyes, and also realized that he seemed to be in trouble.

Shut up obediently and keep your mouth shut.

At this time, the dessert ordered by Chi Qian was served.

Chi Qian smiled and handed Lu Zixi a mango pancake, and said, "Today, I invite Sister Zixi, I also said Xiuyan just now, the review materials I got in my hand also have a credit to Sister Zixi~ By the way, Xiuyan, I will pack you some egg yolk crisp and bread, you can take it back to the bedroom to eat and add some sugar." I'll leave first, and my roommate will have dinner in the evening. You guys get busy first, I won't bother~"

Chi Qian's last sentence was quite meaningful.

Changing the language is, Cao Xiuyan, you'd better put away your little fancy intestines.

Cao Xiuyan smiled and said goodbye to her: "Well, you go first." Zixi and I should be able to sort out the materials of ancient literature today, and send you a copy when the time comes. Don't forget to read the book. ”

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Chi Qian smiled: "I know~ I want to hug it...... Then I'll go first, Zixi bye~"

Chi Qian, who successfully begged Cao Xiuyan for a hug, and kissed Cao Xiuyan on the face by the way, was satisfied.

Comfortable.

Cao Xiuyan wiped the place where Chi Qian had kissed, crying and laughing.

If these actions are in normal times, it's nothing.,Love.。 But in this case, Chi Qian's doing this really smacks of swearing sovereignty.

It's like a dog will pee on its own territory......

A not-so-elegant metaphor.

Chi Qian stepped on high heels and twisted her small waist and left the coffee shop.

Cao Xiuyan sat down and was relatively speechless with Lu Zixi.

"Brother," Lu Zixi suddenly spoke, "You are hiding quite deeply." Quietly has a girlfriend. ”

Cao Xiuyan's expression was calm, and he said, "It's just the recent thing, and it happened suddenly. ”

"You don't look like you really want people to know you have a girlfriend. ”

"No, it's just that it is known by too many people, and it will be judged by people's character. You also know that I'm a bit popular at school right now, and it's easy to get into trouble with a girlfriend. I don't want my feelings to be judged by my character. ”

Cao Xiuyan's explanation doesn't sound like a problem.

Lu Zixi nodded, she somewhat understood Cao Xiuyan's approach, after all, ......

The boys who chase her are no less than the girls who chase Cao Xiuyan.

In particular, she also has a long-legged buff.

"However, brother, you don't even hide it from me, it's a bit inauthentic. Lu Zixi was a little unhappy.

Cao Xiuyan raised his head suddenly, frowned, and his eyes were sharp: "You are embarrassed to say, don't think that I don't know what you think about what you said just now." You're trying to trap your brother to death, aren't you? I'm afraid I'm not going to die badly, are you? You're pretty good at playing, and you're going to set me up now?"

Lu Zixi looked at Cao Xiuyan, who was suddenly angry, his heart trembled, shrank in the corner, raised his head timidly to meet Cao Xiuyan's fierce eyes, and said weakly:

"Brother, I was wrong. You'll forgive me this time. ”

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