In the Xinglin Hall in the capital of Xigan, several men panted and carried an unconscious obese woman inside, and one of them shouted:

"Doctor, doctor! Someone has fallen overboard!"

"It's noisy," said the curtain, who was lifted by a white hand, and the sallow and sickly female doctor came out, frowning and dissatisfied, and asked:

"What's the matter, dead man?"

"No, it's pretty much it. The dark-faced man pointed at the woman and said, "There is still one breath left." ”

Mei Ziyan looked at the wet fat woman, and shouted to the inner hall: "Dumb slave-"

The handsome and indifferent Xirong boy walked out, gestured and said, "What's wrong?"

She pointed to the woman and said, "Take scissors and cut her collar, put a piece of wood around her neck, and slap her on the left breast, with a force of 30 percent." ”

In the astonished gaze of those people, the dumb slave did not say a word and completed the series of movements she commanded in one go, and after the last palm was struck, the woman's throat rang, and she said, "One more palm." ”

With a palm, the woman spat out a mouthful of water, slowly woke up, looked at the dumb slave and was stunned, and said:

"No, I'm obviously holding Yuyinzi......"

Today, on the fifth day of the fifth month of May, Mei Ziyan shook her head helplessly, and heard the woman's eyes gradually converge, and muttered: "However, this is also very handsome...... Tell me what's your name, little handsome?"

Mei Ziyan pulled away the dumb slave in front of him, cleared her throat and said to her angrily: "The handsome guy is not for nothing, okay, please come back to the ...... if it's okay."

"I'm not feeling well!" the fat woman raised her hand and said urgently, "I...... I'm sick ......"

"You can see it, obesity. What, do you want to lose weight?" Mei Ziyan's eyes are poisonous, and her mouth is even more poisonous.

"Can it be reduced?" the woman's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Are you afraid of hunger, are you afraid of fire, are you afraid of pain?" she asked.

The woman was depressed, "all afraid of ......"

"That's hopeless, our dumb slave brother likes slender women. She took the dumb slave and went to the inner hall, and the dumb slave pretended to be angry and glared at her, but she smiled brightly and whispered: "I can't imagine that some of our dumb slaves also fall in love at first sight!

He smiled helplessly, "Yan'er, don't be sarcastic," he glanced back at the woman, and gesticulated: "She doesn't want to be like this, Fandu people are obsessed with Yuyinzi, isn't there a woman who was almost trampled to death by a horse in order to catch up with Yuyinzi two days ago?"

After leaving Yiluo Tiandu, he no longer paid attention to her protests and always called her "Yan'er".

On the small square table in the backyard, there were zongzi and realgar wine, two side dishes, and a salted duck egg dripping with red oil that was cut, Mei Ziyan said with a smile:

"It's time to eat so early? I don't think I'm hungry yet. ”

"After eating, I'll take you to the play. ”

"I hate Xu Xian. She picked up a zongzi and was about to peel it, but he gently took it in his hand, peeled it off, twisted it into several pieces with a thread and landed it in the bowl, and then handed the bowl to her.

She took the bowl and complained, "Dumb slave, don't be like this, you have spoiled me, and I will become a barbaric princess with no lazy in my eyes in my eyes." ”

He smiled, his eyes were extremely serious, and he gestured and said, "You don't need to have anyone else in your eyes, just have me." ”

The rice dumplings are dipped in sugar and are very sweet.

She chewed the rice dumplings in her mouth and smiled slightly.

The summer day is clear, the wind in May blows with the residual heat that has not faded, he and her went to the most famous Lingge Qing Hall in Fandu to listen to Xiaoqu to listen to Shen Xiaolou's singing, tonight's performance is not "The Legend of the White Snake", but "Han Palace Autumn". Wang Zhaojun played by Shen Xiaolou sang for a long time, and the hatred was endless, and the applause came and went.

"You have to see the dancing spring breeze and tender willow palace waist thin, how to call him Huan Peiying to shake the green mound moon, and the sound of the pipa breaks the Heijiang autumn ......" The old student who played the Han Emperor sang, his expression was indignant, and his movements were full of skill, and he attracted a burst of applause.

Mei Ziyan picked up the teacup and took a sip, frowned and called the little man who served the tea, and asked, "What kind of tea is this?"

"Biluochun!" the little girl smiled and threw her schoolbag, "The guest officer doesn't know, the best Biluochun is picked by the girl, and then put on the leg and rubbed into strips, so it is said that the best Biluochun has a kind of girl's body fragrance." Don't you think this tea has a unique aroma?"

She rolled her eyes, "I thought this tea was too rough and unpalatable! Girl's body fragrance? You go and smell it, the girl from decades ago, now it should be the smell of an old woman, and you dare to charge such an expensive tea money!"

The little maid smiled and retreated, and the dumb slave heard Mei Ziyan scold in a low voice:

"What kind of person, drinking tea is so erotic!

"It seems a bit stuffy," the mute gestured to him, "do you want to go back and rest?" he knew that when she was tired, she would be picky and angry like a sleepy child.

Mei Ziyan shook her head, only to hear Shen Xiaolou sing again: "Since the concubine has received His Majesty's kindness, she should die to repay Your Majesty." The concubine is willing to make peace, and she can rest the sword soldiers, and she can also leave her name in history. ”

"Wang Zhaojun is stupid, isn't he?" she seemed to be a little tired, leaned on the dumb slave's shoulder, and said to herself:

"It was originally people's plan to stop swords and soldiers and not fight, she just took her life to make a step......;

His hand naturally rested on her waist and took her into his arms, and she murmured, "Dumb slave, next time I will take my aunt to see the burlesque......

The sound of gongs and drums on the stage was still endless, and a few idlers watching the play in the audience chatted about each other.

"Hey, haven't you heard, there was a big incident a few months ago. The prince of Suide did not know what crime he had committed, and he was whipped three times by their emperor......"

"Huh, what are three whips?"

"Do you know, that whip is called Bilong Vine, I heard that five whips can kill a living person, and three whips can be crippled if you don't die. ”

"So powerful? Is that son of the world dead?"

"I don't know, I'm probably not far from death. Yiluo is full of notices offering rewards for good doctors, haven't you seen that many doctors are hurrying to Tiandu to try their luck these days? Three thousand taels of gold!"

The dumb slave subconsciously hugged Mei Ziyan tighter, looked down, and breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that she was already asleep.

Thankfully, she didn't hear those words.

The night was so quiet, and there was a little warmth in the silence, the chirping of the cicadas gradually stopped, the dumb slave walked on the silent street with Ziyan on his back, and the little candlelight from the windows of the house was so warm, he only felt that his heart and the heart of the woman on his back had never been so close.

Every morning when she woke up, she would see her sleepy eyes, and he would help her dry the herbs, learn to distinguish the difference between certain similar herbs, and try to remember the medicinal properties and uses of the herbs. She can't cook, and he can only cook the most ordinary meals for her, and the process is extremely difficult, but as long as he sees her eat one bite at a time, his heart will be filled with a faint joy.

On a whim, she wanted to go to Tiantai Mountain to watch the sunrise, it was April in the countless worlds of Fangfei, he took her hand to walk through the frosty and dewy mountain paths, and watched her wash her face with white silk in the clear place of the stream, and snuggled up a bonfire on the mountainside at nightfall, and then continued to walk up the mountain the next morning......

Sometimes, when it rained for several days, she was bored in the Xinglin Hall, and he would build a pond in the patio to raise little goldfish, and the raindrops would ripple on the water, and then she would open all the umbrellas she could find in the house, and cover the fish pond one after another. Later, when I had an idea, I simply went to find a few lotus leaves and threw them into the water......

She forgot about that person in the rivers and lakes, and got along with him.

The days were calm and happy, except for the occasional staggering moment.

So he didn't want her to hear anything about that person again, and he would take her away early tomorrow morning to go somewhere else. When she woke up in the morning, he told her that it was time to set off to the Xirong Colombe Grassland, and it was the sixth month of the lunar calendar, and the grassland was the best time for the scenery. She nodded without thinking anything, and wrote a "transfer" notice to post outside the door.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I opened the door, I saw the fat woman from yesterday, she crossed her waist and said with courage:

"I've thought it through, I'm not afraid of anything, I'm going to lose weight!"

The woman's name is Xi Si, a native of Shuangqi Lane. Mei Ziyan was stunned and said, "I'm sorry, we plan to travel......"

Xi Si's eyes lit up, "Travel? That's great, the scenery of our Shuangqi Lane can be said to be a must, if you haven't been there, you'll suffer; my house is the largest in Shuangqi Lane, there are more than a dozen rooms alone, you can live wherever you like! You promised to give me weight loss ...... as long as I'm not afraid."

In this way, Mei Ziyan took the dumb slave to follow Xi Si to Shuangqi Lane, and then she learned that Shuangqi Lane is famous because it is a unique pig slaughtering alley in Fandu. Before he could get closer, he heard the howling of pigs.

Xi Si's family is the largest pig farmer in Shuangqi Lane, the family is very large, raising dozens of pigs, and I heard that there are two pig farms in other places. Seven brothers were born in the family, and she was the only one sister, so she was preciously raised, and she ate white and fat, and her ten fingers did not touch the spring water, and the people in the same village called her "Sister Xi Shi";

I heard that Yuyinzi was handsome and handsome, and she went back to watch the dragon boat race on the fifth day of the fifth month of May, so she rushed past her idol like many women and hugged her, but unfortunately fell into the water.

She came to the conclusion that if she was slender enough, she could successfully penetrate through the cracks of people and successfully hug the man who was wearing a dark shirt and smiling a little evilly......

Or, successfully attract the attention of the mute brother......

No matter what it was, in short, she grabbed Mei Ziyan, who wanted to regret it, and walked towards her house step by step. Mei Ziyan was startled by the group of shirtless men who rushed out of her house, and she had no choice but to entertain her warmly, so she made a look at the dumb slave and signaled to escape over the wall at night when everyone was tired and asleep when the moon was dark and the wind was high.

Plans are never as fast as change, and in the middle of the night, before they could make any moves, the entire Xi family compound boiled with Xi Si's shout. It turned out that the pet pig named "Wuhua" raised by Xi Si was sick, howling and lying on the ground in pain.

With a stroke of her pen, Mei Ziyan opened the recipe for Zhang Baohe soup, handed it to Xi Si, and said, "Don't give it indiscriminate food just because you love it, people will have indigestion, and so will pigs." Human diseases are easy to cure, but animal diseases are difficult to say. ”

After the failure of the escape plan, Mei Ziyan simply gave her a needle prescription with a solid heart, opening acupoints, fire therapy and diet moderation, less than half a month, Xi Si quickly lost five or six pounds, a month later when Mei Ziyan and the dumb slave left, Xi Si had become a beautiful girl with a round face with a well-proportioned body.

When she sent them away, she secretly whispered something in Mei Ziyan's ear, and Mei Ziyan blushed for no reason when she heard it. The dumb slave couldn't help but wonder, and when he got on the road, he asked her:

"What did Sister Xi Shi tell you?"

"Isn't she disappointed that she's dead set on you?" she laughed with a bewildering smile, her amber eyes shining with pleasure under her long eyelashes.

The dumb slave laughed silently, and gestured, "It must be because she knows that I have someone in my heart." He thought she would jump up and grab the hem of his shirt as she usually did, and ask him loudly who else dared to do so besides her, but she didn't, but only coughed lightly and said:

"Why, I see that you're becoming more and more subtle now. ”

To Xirong, you must first take a boat to cross the Meijiang River, the ferry is simple, only a few wooden planks and a few wooden stakes are simply built, there are a few people waiting for the boat on the ferry, one of them is wearing a kudzu coat and carrying a square bamboo box on his back when he hears the sound of talking and turns his head to look at them.

Mei Ziyan was stunned, and Lu Siqing had already stood up and strode towards them.

"How did you leave the capital?" she asked, surprised.

"Isn't it necessary to be a doctor to diagnose as many patients as possible, read more medical skills, and study more to make progress?" he smiled at her, "What my aunt taught, Lu Siqing didn't dare to forget for a day." ”

"Where do you want to go now?"

"I want to take a boat to Lingzhou. My aunt has been away from Tiandu for a long time, where are you going now?"

She smiled and glanced at the mute slave who was silent on the side, "I'm going to the Columbe savannah, and someone said that his hometown is beautiful." ”

Lu Siqing looked at the dumb slave with a little surprise, then was silent thoughtfully for a few seconds, and said with a smile: "In this way, my aunt really doesn't plan to go back to Tiandu to see it?"

Mei Ziyan turned her face sideways to look at the flowing Meijiang River and said, "I don't know if you have heard of a saying? People can't step into the same river twice, because in an instant, there are already variables." There are only kites in this world that have been disconnected and fly far away, when will the broken kite fly back one day?"

Lu Siqing pondered for a moment and said, "That's right." But my aunt can go to Xijon with confidence, and the person who let go of the kite will no longer have the energy to find the kite back. The grassland scenery is unique, and if you meet your aunt again in the future, you must listen to one or two. ”

The boat came, Lu Siqing got on the boat, and looked at her from a distance, Mei Ziyan chewed his words just now, and suddenly frowned and shouted:

"Lu Siqing, what did you mean by that just now?"

He didn't know if he couldn't hear clearly or what it was, so he only smiled but didn't answer, turned and stood on the bow of the boat with his hands in his hands, and walked away in style.

She looked at the green mountains and green peaks in the distance and was stunned, not noticing a trace of gloom flashing in the eyes of the dumb slave next to her.